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SYNOPSIS:
Follow the lives of different mothers on Mother's Day, Sandy
(Jennifer Aniston) a happy widow, until her ex-husband married a much younger woman.

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SINOPSIS [2]:
Now he is facing a big change in his life
as his two sons now have stepmothers.
His brothers, Jesse (Kate Hudson) and Gabi (Sarah Chalke)
got unexpected surprises from their mothers,

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SYNOPSIS [3]:
... who is not happy to know that lesbian Gabi and Jesse
marry colored men. Miranda (Julia Roberts) does not have children, focusing on her career. Kristin (played by
Britt Robertson) enjoys life as a person...

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SINOPSIS [4]:
... a new mother and pressed by her boyfriend to get married. Bradley
(Jason Sudeikis) strives to be the best parent
for his daughters since their mother died,
but his idea of Mother's Day pretends
that nothing at all.

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Ah, Mother's Day.

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Paige, come on, honey,
you have to go to school.

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I like being a mother.

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But what about other 364 days in a year?

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When you try
send your child to school...

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... and you live
with very little sleep...

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... because you were all night sewing
costumes for school drama....

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... while you still have to go
work in the morning.

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Go.

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It's about work
that is never finished....

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.... for soccer, gymnastics, or ballet.

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It's about getting your kids
looking from their computer...

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.... or iPad or iPod or iPhone or whatever "i" they are looking at.

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Paige, wait, honey,
your banana, wait, wait!

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It's okay, honey,
just eat pears.

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Eating that pear, it's delicious too.

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In other words,
is about being....

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Mother! Mother!

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Mother!

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Peter....

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Wait, wait, wait...
breathe, slowly, slowly,

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... .bernation, wait.

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Here it is. See?

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Now tell me what happened.

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Peter leaves the top part of the open ant farm.

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All the ants are gone,
even the big red ones.

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Oh why?
Why did I buy this for you?

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I swear, I'm not....

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Hey, hey, hey, Peter, where did it come from?

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You know there shouldn't be more "junk-food"
for breakfast.

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The father who brought it.
He allows us to eat it.

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He also lets you go
to school without underwear.

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It's called "free-balling", Mother.

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I swear.
Where are all these ants?

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Occurrence in the backyard.

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God. Peter, I'm not kidding.
I count to three.

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One, two...

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... Three.

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What?
When does it stop functioning?

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Come on, I brought a box of donuts.

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That's not a federal offense,

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... but I will take credit
for underwear.

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- Good morning.
- Hello.

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Do you look like this
when we are still married?

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No, I'm really better.

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When did you get here?
I didn't even hear you coming.

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I enter through the back door.

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I mean, we don't want neighbors
talk, right? [CLICK TONGUE]

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Hmm. Are you hungry?

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Mmm.

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Here, take a donut.

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Your parents are divorced, right?

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Oh, believe me, there is an oddity.

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So, Peter, you decided
invite your friends...

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... at 7:45 a.m. this morning?

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Hello.

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We met here to "carpool" today.
[Carpooling = Go together using
one vehicle alternately]

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- And donuts.
- [HENRY:] As per my request.

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Alright, you're a little kid, let's go, it's time to go to school.

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Loading.

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Please, you cannot bring these items to the house again.

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Yes, but, uh, seriously,
can we talk again later?

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There is something important
that I need to talk with you.

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Of course, alright.

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- OK.
- [TELEPHONE PHONE]

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Phone.

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Hey, Jess.

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I ate all the coffee cakes last night.

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Pilates?
[Pilates = Exercise system with special tools, to increase
physical strength, flexibility, and posture, and
increase mental awareness]

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No, I can't.
I have too much work.

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But I have to tell you,
strange things just happened.

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What?

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I thought I just caught Henry
fully checking me,

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... it seems twice.

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Is it like a long gaze
or gawking?

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Jesse, you have to see this!

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I will say like gawking.

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What does that mean?

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I don't know, but he said
want to sit with me later...

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... and talk about something important.

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What if he wants to come back with you?

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What? Impossible.

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I come, I come.

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That doesn't happen.

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- Why not?
- Jesse.

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You are the happiest divorced couple I have ever met.

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I mean, maybe you imagine
you're one of them.

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Max, get ready, my sister comes.

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No, no, no, no, no, no,
is impossible.

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It won't...
It's been years, everything is good and....

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You're not really...
Really, do you think that's possible?

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- Do you think?
- This is what I was wondering.

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If you remarry,
means the ring must be bigger?

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I say "Yes".

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Okay, you just keep on thinking about all those things...

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... with a very deep mind, okay?

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I'll talk to you later.

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OK.

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Presenting a decorative vehicle
our carnival for the Mother's Day parade.

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Oh!

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Wow!

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- Do you like it?
- What is that?

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Peranakan [uterus]. That's peranakan.

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Of course.

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This is a peranakan ornamental vehicle.

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Amazing. And that, the tube?

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umbilical cord.

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This is symbolic that we all come from the same place,

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... bro, normal, transgender,
black, white, purple, you know.

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Awesome.

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I like it.

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You will like it very much
in the Mother's Day parade.

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Seriously, they won't
know what to do with it.

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You haven't seen the best part.

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Oh look at that!
I produce a child for the second time.

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Wow! That's a boy.

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You have lost your mind.

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I will go to work.
I'll be here soon.

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Are you good?

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All good, Val.

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Hey, Zack.

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Another week, you don't need a tray.

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Another week, and you and
Kristin will do my work.

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Hey, Val.

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Hey, Kristin. Hey.

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Hello, Dad!

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Ooh.

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No, no, no, we clean it.

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I really just
wash my hands.

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No problem.

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I can always wear a hazmat suit.
[Hazmat Suit = Personal protective equipment, in the form of impermeable clothing
as protection against hazardous substances / substances]

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I will like that.

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Baby books call it
to be a helicopter mother.

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You know, always drifting.

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Yes, I've mentioned everything,

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... and it doesn't bother at all.

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Milk bottle for tonight.

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Can you keep it in a refrigerator for me, please?

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Hmm, it might not work.

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I just found out...

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Hey, Zack, can I ask for two more?

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Yep, on the way. Beanzie?

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I was accepted in Buckhead
Standup Comedy Contest.

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First round tonight,
three rounds,

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... the main prize is $ 5 thousand.

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Unfortunately, it will take all of my
as a comedian,

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... .wah, $ 5 thousand.

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Accepted to join the
contest alone is a big transaction.

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Yes, of course,
I will think of something with Katie.

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Don't worry.
Just go make them laugh.

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I don't pay you
for reproduction again.

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Sorry, boss.

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But don't think of me,
I'm just the owner.

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Vicky, don't kick the ball here.

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Good, alright.

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Please, Enjoy ~ Good Luck! :)
• If you wish, please vote & rate according to your judgment •
[Please comment: "E * c * l * e * t", "Good", "Average" or "Bad / Poor"? ]

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Thank you.

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Don't believe it's been a year.

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This will be the first year
we are not with him.

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I miss him.

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Me too.

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Who is that?

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Only friends, ask if I will...

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... go to the mall today after school.

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I have to answer it.

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Is this your "he", eh, boyfriend?

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Daddy, stop it. Please help.

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- What?
- Oh, my God.

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It seems like a reasonable question...

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... for a father who asks
to his daughter.

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Hey, Vicky,
you know, we should go.

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We will be late to school,

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... and you, don't be late
for soccer practice this time.

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I won't be late.

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Mother is never late for training.

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No, he's not late.

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Can I drive a car?

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Fully not.

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No, look, someday we all
will end up in a place like this.

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- OK?
- I don't want to rush to it.

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What?

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It's just like an old father,
making jokes.

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Yes, I guess.

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So, listen, Dad.

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After I get a SIM,
may I, you know,

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... drive a Volkswagen Mother?

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No, no, no, I will sell it.
I told you that.

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Come on, Dad.
Be kind, please?

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The car is really just
hanging out in the garage.

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Absolutely not allowed.

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Wow, thank you
for thinking about that. Great.

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I'm Adam Freeman.

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Thank you for joining me
here with HSN from our headquarters...
[HSN = Home Shopping Network (formerly Home Shopping
Club); terrestrial / cable / satellite TV network established by
HSN, Inc .; based in St. Petersburg, Florida, USA]

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... on St. Petersburg, Florida.

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Now, I want to send it to Atlanta, Georgia,

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... where Miranda Collins is very beautiful with her book tour.

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Hello, Adam.

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Hello, Atlanta.

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Hello, viewers.

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So, Mother's Day is getting so close,

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... and we have the beautiful pendant
this very beautiful crystal mood.

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This is a perfect gift
for mothers.

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Rust original pendant
this crystal mood...

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... change color according to
your mood.

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Now, isn't it
fun to know...

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... if your mother
is happy or sad or angry?

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Oh, we just sold our 800th
pendant!

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Bingo!

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Oh God, I know that look.

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You hate the float.

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No, it's not a decorative vehicle.

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It's just that all of this is
related to Mother's Day

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... and I started thinking about
how I hadn't talked to Mother.

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I don't even remember what our stupid duel was about.

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Oh, let me refresh your memory.

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He saw your photo
with Russell on Facebook,

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... and even though he is a doctor,
he threatens not to admit you...

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... if you keep dating men
are darker than Frappuccino.

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Okay, I remember that.

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Look, you can always call him,

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00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,073
... not what I understand why you
want, or Skype him.

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He can it now.

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00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,591
Our parents have an Internet connection?

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00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,591
How do they do that
with a rotary phone?

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Hmm. Fancier car trailer park?

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Wow, when did you plan to tell them
about you and Max?

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Never ever.

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I am engaged to investment
banker named Steven.

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We have not set a date.

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He has a low sperm count
and I am in therapy.

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That's my story.

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00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,558
Maybe if you first say about you
both, it will soften the blow for me.

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Never try to play piggyback
your secret to my secret.

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00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,595
In addition, he is in Texas.
We're okay.

245
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,518
Yes, we are fine,

246
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,150
... just without mother this year.

247
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,276
There is a reason we
move here to Georgia.

248
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,793
He destroys everything, remember?

249
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,394
I mean, at least all the
that we leave him.

250
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,830
I just feel like
we don't have family.

251
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,118
I'm your brother.
I live next to your house.

252
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,832
Thank you very much.

253
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,749
Thank you.

254
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,989
Somewhat hot, careful.

255
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,120
Mmm.

256
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,153
It's really hot.

257
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,112
What do you want to talk about?

258
00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,760
Sounds so important.

259
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,353
Eh....

260
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,517
Oh, God, what is that?

261
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,919
I, uh...

262
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:32,520
I, hmm....

263
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,793
I am married.

264
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,114
Marry runs, actually.

265
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,393
Very impulsive.

266
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,028
Are you married?

267
00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,269
Yes.

268
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,676
Who have you been with?

269
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,279
With Tina.

270
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,909
With Tina?

271
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,315
Yes, with Tina.

272
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:56,480
With Tina?

273
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,920
Stop saying, "With Tina".

274
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:03,028
Sorry, I'm very confused now.

275
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,714
I mean, I thought
you had broken up for so long.

276
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:06,800
We are married.

277
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,673
But then there is that stripper.

278
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,639
Dancers, yes.

279
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,829
Stripper.

280
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:16,238
And then, Tina and I
back together.

281
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,079
How is this....

282
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,639
Wow. You're back together.

283
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,319
He is the person.

284
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,280
Ah.

285
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,920
Wow, say the next one.

286
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,835
Right.

287
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,070
You know, I always respect the
agreement we made...

288
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,798
... to keep
our love life separated....

289
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,950
... until it becomes permanent,

290
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,679
... which I now have.

291
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:47,433
Okay, so, when will we
tell the children?

292
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,476
Oh, I told them they were on their way to school.

293
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,756
What? Have you told them?

294
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,955
Yes.

295
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,637
On the way to school,
with other children in the car?

296
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,917
No, I wait until
other children come out.

297
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,638
Oh, you did it, good.
That is good.

298
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,673
So, it's really good, good thinking in the wrong time for you.

299
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,876
That's good.
Thank you for waiting for me.

300
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,231
They are excited.

301
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,557
They know him.
They really like it.

302
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,475
OK.

303
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,556
Wow....

304
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,952
Oh my God, I have to, hmm...

305
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,156
I have to meet Jess in Pilates.

306
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,639
Sorry, I didn't mean to...

307
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,119
No, no, no.

308
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,696
I want to make sure that
you hear it first from me.

309
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,233
Yes, I know, I know.

310
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,228
OK, wow, hm....

311
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,240
Eh....

312
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,598
I'm happy for you.

313
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,359
Thank you.

314
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,748
Hello, Bradley. Do you want
to join us on the pole today?

315
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,910
Eh, it can't be today,
Beth Anne, no.

316
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,274
Sisters.

317
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,718
We want to talk to you.
Tell me, Jody.

318
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,872
Bradley, there is this new mother at school
that we want to meet with you.

319
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,040
He just divorced.

320
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,120
Not too recently.

321
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,112
With a perfect life that is
annoying in the body's gym.

322
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,514
But with breasts, big breasts.

323
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,640
I mean big breasts.

324
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,073
Look, ladies,
I really appreciate...

325
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,878
... you pay attention to me like this,

326
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,349
... but I think that I'm just
not ready enough, you know?

327
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,640
But if I'm ready, I will definitely come to meet you.

328
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,159
Stupid if I don't.

329
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,232
What are your plans for Mother's Day?

330
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,800
Oh, hmm....

331
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,753
There are no plans.
We don't celebrate it.

332
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,918
I've thought about this
old and heavy and believe me,

333
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,718
... think of the best
for the girls...

334
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,552
... is for all
just skip it.

335
00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:00,474
Only applies it like Sunday
ordinary, nothing special. Do you know?

336
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,630
What do you think about that?

337
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,829
Fully not. No.
Big mistake, Bradley.

338
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,634
- Funds won't be like that.
- Think about children.

339
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,000
You guys, look! That's Miranda!

340
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,416
Am I really together
Miranda Collins?

341
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,318
Am I really together
Edith from Waukesha?

342
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,469
Please, Edith.

343
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,160
Can I see
the bracelet a little closer, please?

344
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,388
With pleasure.

345
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,592
How is that, Edith?

346
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,399
Ooh, that's beautiful.
I will take two.

347
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,353
It will not cost you arms and legs.

348
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,039
Perfect. Nice.

349
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,593
Gocekan is good, guys!

350
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,433
My mother said your mother was lieutenant in the Marines...

351
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,112
... is your father also a Marine?

352
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,952
Yes, he is a head sergeant.

353
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,520
Come on, we must urge.

354
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,834
He knows exactly how to shout.

355
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,016
Kick to where it should be,
not to where it is...

356
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,376
... because they will disappear from
there in time to get there!

357
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,118
Leaner, come on, Rach.

358
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,633
That's an example!

359
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,592
Rachel, you must keep pressing. Come on.

360
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,795
Hey!

361
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,030
Thank you, Vicky.
Thank you for your help.

362
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,553
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
[SIULAN]

363
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,029
Hey, Evelyn, what are you doing?

364
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,156
Are you texting?
Do you text?

365
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,510
Yes, there is no text in football, okay?

366
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,433
I mean, there's an
run and jump, eye contact,

367
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:11,794
... laughs, some even cry.

368
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,915
But there is no SMS.

369
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,513
Please get rid of that, okay?

370
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,033
Hey, hey, hey!

371
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,068
What?

372
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,718
Thomas is looking at you.

373
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,954
Yes, seeing me screw up, thank you.

374
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,193
Back to football!

375
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,512
I guess that's Tommy there, right?

376
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,758
Come on!

377
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,000
Alright, go, come on! Come on!

378
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,114
Here it is.

379
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,315
Good!

380
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,789
- Rachel is free!
- Chase it, that way.

381
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,634
Hey, goal!

382
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:47,948
A good solution.

383
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,271
Evelyn, please text my daughter,
"Good work". thanks.

384
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,030
He is online. Are you ready?

385
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,792
- Yes, I'm ready.
- Oh.

386
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,158
Take it.

387
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,268
Hey, Mom, this is Gabi.

388
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,592
Can you hear me?

389
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,431
This is not a walkie-talkie, Mother.

390
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,674
I think "ESCAPE" should
let me see people.

391
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,835
I don't see it.

392
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,878
It's "Skype", not "Escape".
Now just press "start video".

393
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,995
I've done it.

394
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,355
Try again.
Click the video camera image.

395
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,873
Wow, I don't have one of them.

396
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,154
Yes, you have that button, Mother

397
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,754
No, I don't have
damn video images....

398
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,676
- Okay, I can.
- Hello.

399
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,716
Oh, you use that crystal.
I sent it earlier.

400
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,800
I don't want to take a late risk
for Mother's Day.

401
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,776
I know I never heard of that end.

402
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,074
Oh, I like it.

403
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,198
I'm not so sure about things
change the color of this crap.

404
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,193
Oh, and I like the host
shopping on that TV, Miranda.

405
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,111
Do you know someone who knows him?

406
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,997
He was at a hotel in Atlanta.

407
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,632
Uh, no, I don't know anyone.

408
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,553
But, hmm, there is someone here
who knows you.

409
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,760
I can't.

410
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,456
You don't need to do it.
Where is he going?

411
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,072
What I see is brick.

412
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,718
Hello?

413
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,631
Hello?
Uh....

414
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,311
Hello, Mother.

415
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,040
Oh

416
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,509
Do I know you?

417
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,878
Nice to meet you too.

418
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,918
Finally calling to apologize
after all this time.

419
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,077
No, just call to call.

420
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,072
Gabi says you don't date
with your Indian friend.

421
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,599
Finally it goes into your mind.

422
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,632
But I won't rub your face
in it and say, "What do I say",

423
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,472
... but what do I say.

424
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,073
OK. Where is dad

425
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,990
He is having lunch.

426
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,713
Hello, Dad!

427
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,791
Oh!

428
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,429
There is my little girl, on TV.

429
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,709
I'm glad to know you talked
with your mother.

430
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,871
About the time you apologized.

431
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,234
Wow, you look good, Dad.

432
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,713
No, he thinks so.

433
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,470
Oh, I have to say, Jess,
you're not that old.

434
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,560
Thank you.

435
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,016
Why can't you
find a successful man...

436
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,996
... as your brother did,
with Steven's friend?

437
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,640
I mean, believe me, I love Gabi,

438
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,950
... but he looks too like your father...

439
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,031
... to be the first person
arrest a man.

440
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,755
Thank you, iBu.

441
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,637
Wow, I called to say hello...

442
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,472
... and I also called to tell you...

443
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,588
... that no matter what happens
between us, you are always my mother.

444
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,190
So, I want to tell you about...

445
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,272
What?

446
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,908
Hey, look, it's Mrs. and Aunt Gabi.

447
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,910
I have to go. I have to go.

448
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,096
Do you want to tell me
about what?

449
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,554
- Hello, do you want to see it?
-Hello guys. Hello.

450
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,193
And he disappeared.

451
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,589
Wow, at least he called you.

452
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,548
Maybe he has a date.

453
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,251
- Hello, sweetie.
- Hey, bubs.

454
00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:40,336
Who were you talking to?

455
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,287
Snapchatting.
[Snapchat = Application of photo messages (photos, videos, text and paintings),
developed by Evan Spiegel-Bobby Murphy-Reggie Brown,
to be sent to the list of user-defined recipients]

456
00:19:42,288 --> 00:19:43,358
Oh, how old are you, 12 years old?

457
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,919
No, that's fun.

458
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,634
This is very interesting, kids!

459
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,956
Stay first with
Father and new people.

460
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,993
What do you want us to call?

461
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,832
Do you want us to also call him "Mom"?

462
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,478
No, not at all.

463
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,790
You just call him
who comes naturally,

464
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,115
... but I will say
"ma'am" is good.

465
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,119
Hey!

466
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,714
How are you, kids?

467
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:10,949
- Hey, Henry.
- yes?

468
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,040
Hello, Sandy.

469
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,269
Hello, Tina.

470
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,475
Hello, kids.

471
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,472
- Hello.
- Wow!

472
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,631
Gosh, Congratulations!

473
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,151
Thank you.
Isn't this very interesting?

474
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,032
It thrills the heart.

475
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,156
I thought you had moved back to LA.

476
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Yes, only for a moment.

477
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,548
Ah. people say I
should be a model.

478
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,312
Yes.

479
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,556
But someone convinced me
moved back here.

480
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,398
Children, I make cakes.

481
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,631
For Peter, guitar,
and for Mikey, baseball.

482
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,512
- Thank you.
- Oh. Thank you, Tina.

483
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,749
This is great.

484
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,193
Yes, go inside.

485
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,793
Okay, bye, guys.

486
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,176
- Have fun.
- [PETER:] See you tomorrow.

487
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,713
- Bye, Sandy.
- Oh, hmm....

488
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,796
Tweet me if you want
check or whatever,

489
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,279
... or check my Instagram.

490
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,136
I will post some photos
if I get some good ones.

491
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,310
- Yes, that's interesting.
- OK.

492
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,351
"Tweet me".

493
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,909
- He is new... Did he just say, "Tweet me"?
- Did he say it?

494
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,296
I thought he just said "Tweet me".

495
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,992
- I didn't hear it.
- Oh, Henry.

496
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,271
- Oh come on.
- I know he's young, but...

497
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,634
He is almost 30 years old.

498
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,069
- "He's almost 30 years old"?
- Within a few years.

499
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,309
My Lord.

500
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,072
And what is he wearing?

501
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,759
Eh....

502
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,592
What do I want me to do?

503
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,398
Asking him to dress
is more ancient and messy?

504
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,519
No, just tell him to dress,
wear a pair of pants [long].

505
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,795
That is not suitable for those children.

506
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,438
You can see everything that pops up.

507
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:32,112
- Talk about children.
- What?

508
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,269
Mother's Day.

509
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,271
What about Mother's Day?

510
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,273
I wonder if we can
take children for half a day...

511
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,436
... because Tina is now technically...

512
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,669
Oh, stop it.

513
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,593
No, no, no,
don't even say it, no.

514
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,238
- You know what I mean.
- No, no, no, no.

515
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,719
You were married five seconds ago.

516
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,109
Can you just... Can we
relax it a bit?

517
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,428
- You're angry.
- Yes, right.

518
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,715
Wow, at least consider that
for the sake of children.

519
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,472
- I just did it.
- OK.

520
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,560
You can...

521
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,837
He can have Flag Day,
Groundhog Day,

522
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,911
... one of those days,
Father's Day.

523
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,192
Wow, I just asked.

524
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,759
Yes, I know, and you've asked.

525
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,159
Extraordinary.

526
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,317
Sorry to disturb your spa,

527
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,069
... but Miranda's agent, Lance Wallace, wants to see you soon.

528
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,872
Lance, I'm here.
I am here. OK, alright.

529
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,837
Miranda approves the poster
signing of the book,

530
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,751
... and the essay winner is ready.

531
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,080
Well, now he wants
to know some interior designers.

532
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,599
He hates the show's appearance.

533
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,558
Wow, we have received
requests from several designers.

534
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,800
But this one is the best I like.

535
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,149
- It's called Sandy Newhouse.
- OK, why?

536
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,514
He lives in Atlanta.

537
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,068
He designed the living room,
upscale restaurant,

538
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,280
... and five star hotel lobby.

539
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,316
Okay, well,
he looks smiling and happy.

540
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,280
Make sure he meets Miranda
before we go home.

541
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,032
- Okay, and decorated...
- Goals!

542
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,792
Hey, hey, hey!

543
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,359
Hey, wait a minute. Hey!

544
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,959
Hey there, Messi!

545
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,837
This is not a stadium, this is a lobby!

546
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,920
- No, no, no.
- Lobby.

547
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,520
These are the children of HSN executives.
[HSN = Home Shopping Network (formerly Home Shopping
Club); terrestrial / cable / satellite TV network established by
HSN, Inc .; based in St. Petersburg, Florida, USA]

548
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,272
We entertain them this week.

549
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,312
Hey, sir, can I get
my ball back?

550
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,558
Here it is.
OK! Football rules!

551
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,816
Football rules!

552
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,536
Will they be with us
this week, children?

553
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,913
Yes.

554
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,516
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it all for my baby ♪ ♫ ♪
[Do it all for my darling]

555
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,038
♪ ♫ ♪ 'Cause he's as fine as he can be ♪ ♫ ♪
[Because he's fine like he got]

556
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,712
♪ ♫ ♪ Not him, it's you. ♪ ♫ ♪
[Not him, that's you. ]

557
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,239
Father, dinner is ready.

558
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,437
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it all for my baby ♪ ♫ ♪
[Do all that for my dear]

559
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,197
♪ ♫ ♪ For everything he does for me ♪ ♫ ♪
[For everything he does for me]

560
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,556
♪ ♫ ♪ I do 'it, do it', doin 'it ♪ ♫ ♪
[I did it, did it, did it.... ]

561
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,914
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it, doin' it, yeah ♪ ♫ ♪
[... do it, do it, huh... ]

562
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,070
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it, doin' it... ♪ ♫ ♪
[... do it, do it...]

563
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,513
I like karaoke.

564
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,675
Remember?

565
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,796
Oh yeah, I definitely remember.

566
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,270
Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.

567
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,588
Come on.

568
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,829
Come on!

569
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,831
- Good. Good.
- What are you doing?

570
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,636
This karaoke video
is just for you, Bradley.

571
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,836
And for "chubbos" I go back home,
Rachel and Vicky.

572
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,397
I love you so much.

573
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,593
I will go home before you know that.

574
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,673
Your love.

575
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,079
Love you, guys.

576
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,718
Dad, can you go to
supermarket for me, please?

577
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,160
Yes, yes, of course.

578
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,913
I can, uh... Yes, what, eh....

579
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,788
What do we need?

580
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,950
- Eh, we need juice, eggs...
- Uh huh.

581
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,393
Eggs.

582
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,870
- Bread, of course.
- Yes.

583
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,157
- Hmm, we need bananas and tampons.
- Mmm-hmm.

584
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,355
Yes.

585
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,598
Eh.... Hmm....

586
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,308
What was that?

587
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400
Tampons.

588
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,710
Maybe it's something
that can wait, you think?

589
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,030
Eh.... No.

590
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,314
I will only write "T".

591
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,469
I will know what that means.

592
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560
- Okay, good.
- Mmm-hmm.

593
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,079
Okay, that's it.

594
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,318
Oh, I really miss you guys.

595
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,709
Mother, we just met you,
like, two hours ago.

596
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,711
I know, I know, but I love you,

597
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,916
... and I miss you if you're not here.

598
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,236
So... Hey, you sure you want
to stay tonight with Dad...

599
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,351
-... because I can....
- Bye, Mother.

600
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,714
Okay, bye.

601
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,597
Me too, I entered.

602
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,832
- All enter.
- One two three!

603
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,319
Yes, my goodness.

604
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,356
- Oh, I won again.
- Impossible.

605
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,190
So, Mother's Day will come and I will
spend it with my mother.

606
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,714
I brought it out
with my latest boyfriend...

607
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,119
... and he left the bathroom,

608
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,031
... not even out of range of hearing
, and he is like,

609
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,256
"Wow, he's fine, I guess,

610
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,096
"... but is that the nose you want to see
you on your little girl?"

611
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,189
That's my time.

612
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,350
Thank you very much, everyone.

613
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,874
That's Genevieve Joy.

614
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,235
Again, ladies and gentlemen,

615
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,390
... welcome to the Buckhead Comedy Contest ... along with our hosts,
former used car legend...

616
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,392
... and the owner of a comedy club, Mr. Wally Burn.

617
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,752
Thank you, thank you.

618
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,558
OK, which will come out next,

619
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,392
... he is a man from the island opposite the pool

620
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,040
... which gives us colonialism,
Hugh Grant and the plague.

621
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,711


622
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,156
Please, give your hand together
to Zack Zim.

623
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,869
Zack Zim, have fun!

624
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,154
Good night, hey, I'm Zack,
original from England,

625
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,596
... now live here in Atlanta,
Georgia, with my boyfriend,

626
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,473
... my boyfriend who recently had a baby.

627
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,551
No, uh, don't clap.

628
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,517
Hmm, that's not mine.

629
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,915
No, he is mine, I hope.

630
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,668
He's awesome. My boyfriend is American,

631
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,036
... but he was desperate because our child
had a British accent.

632
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,913
That's all he wants.
He doesn't want to talk to our child, seriously.

633
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,638
I have to read the story for
Katie every night.

634
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,551
All other children
watch "Sesame Street".

635
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,995
... baby we sit in front of
"Downton Abbey".

636
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,919
You notice I say
"girlfriend", five years,

637
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,197
... we are still not married,
and, boys, should I ask.

638
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,271
This is enough
struggle to make it update...

639
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,032
... the Facebook profile is "single".

640
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,839
I seem, "Five years,
we have children together.

641
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,673
" Can't you at least make it,
'It's complicated'?

642
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,159


643
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,111
... like, how do you
introduce each other?

644
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,593
When I introduced Kristin,

645
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,830
... I introduced it as
the light of my life,

646
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,430
-... the singing of my soul, the mother of my child.
- Aw....

647
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,670
And he introduced me as
his roommate.

648
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,275
And the happiness of that great Mother's Day
before you thrill....

649
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,235
Hey.

650
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,076
Can we, hmm, just go back to
not marrying for a while?

651
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,879
Oh come on, please, I'm very tired.

652
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,154
I'm so tired.

653
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,358
I love you, Kristin,
and I want to get married.

654
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,950
But I think I feel like
can't be rejected again.

655
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,274
There is something you don't tell me, but you can.

656
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,435
Whatever it is, we will be able to go through it,
if we are committed.

657
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,673
I don't know.

658
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,953
Zack, I just...

659
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,635
I don't know. Hmm....

660
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,396
- I don't know either.

661
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,950
So do you want us to separate?

662
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,032
What? No, never.

663
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:34,795
I just... I need
a little more time.

664
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,632
I can't wait forever.

665
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,799
I know, I will take it.

666
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,711
I will take it.
Can I also get a kiss?

667
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,949
Mama wants a kiss.

668
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,839
- Oh, thank you.
- Mama kiss.

669
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,551
- Mama kiss.
- Mama kiss.

670
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,675
Sandy?

671
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,153
- Hello.
- Hello.

672
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,509
Hey!

673
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,511
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Hello, Hello.

674
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,398
This is my friend Kristin.

675
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,595
Hey, Kristin.

676
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,696
That's his little child, Katie.

677
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,256
Kristin and I met
in "Mommy and Me".

678
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Oh sweet.

679
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
So what is the result?

680
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,636
- I got an interview.
- Great.

681
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,616
I don't know what will happen,
but, you know,

682
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,456
... at least I... I just
hope to have something

683
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,118
... to keep my mind
away from everything....

684
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,593
- Yes.
- Do you know.

685
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,513
So, Sandy
's ex-husband just remarried...

686
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,113
- Oh....
-.... with, apparently, a 12 year old woman.

687
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,428
- Oh!
- Yes. So...

688
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,656
Wow, I really would say
carpooling and wrap lunch,
[Carpooling = Go together using
one vehicle alternately]

689
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,591
-... but, you know, or that.
- Okay, I'm sorry!

690
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,176
I want to forget that.

691
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,315
I'm sorry.

692
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,440
- I'm sorry!
- No, that's just,

693
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:40,839
... we talked about the topic of marriage...

694
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,714
-... and he has cold feet, which...
- Oh...

695
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,592
I understand.
I understand that.

696
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,376
- So that's what happened here.

697
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,628
- Yes.
- Hello!

698
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,640
- Yes, we understand.
- But what do you know?

699
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,314
You don't know until you give it
shots are the truth, right?

700
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400
Yes.

701
00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,793
- Really? Are you, like, sure?
- Eh-eh.

702
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,359
Are you sure?

703
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,475
I'm sure.

704
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,278
- You sure?
- Are you really sure?

705
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,828
Sure 100%, with India
throughout the trip.

706
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,392
Hah. I mean, I'm 100%
I definitely want kids.

707
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,272
Yes, well, that, of course.

708
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,790
I mean, I can't imagine...
Only other things I don't know.

709
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,148
Now that's you.

710
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,834
I'm not the best person who can give
marriage advice.

711
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,876
No, no, I need to hear...

712
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,110
... because of divorce
things that scare me,

713
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,510
... because I do not know whether it
will be liked and....

714
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,593
You can't expect that
your marriage will break.

715
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,878
- Clear.
- Nobody expects.

716
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,236
You know, life happens
and if that happens,

717
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,999
... then you have more
closet space....

718
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,080
Yes.

719
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,078
Extra sink, not snoring,
you know, many other positive things.

720
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,200
Yes.

721
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,595
You really only do the best for children, right?

722
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,551
And yourself, but children.

723
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,030
By the way, your child eats sand, if you...

724
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,679
Tanner, don't eat it.

725
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,875
There is cat litter in it.

726
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120
It's very dirty.

727
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,840
- What if there is cat litter...
- No, he's fine.

728
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,960
They survive...

729
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,976
Cat litter.... and then they
grow to be like us.

730
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,673
Yes, and they have a very healthy immune system.

731
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,576
- Anyway, I will go to children's shows.
- Okay.

732
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,416
Hey, if you will come,
would you just text me?

733
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,656
Nice to meet you.

734
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,816
Nice to meet you.
And will I prepare your seat?

735
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,875
Yes.

736
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,188
Okay, or tweet me.

737
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,713
Yes, I will text...
I will tweet....

738
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,392
What? Your Tweet?

739
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,456
- Yes, look, right? That doesn't sound right.
- Mmm-mmm.

740
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,152
What is that?
I'm just trying to get out.

741
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,395
OK, bye.

742
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,599
Kristin, what's wrong?

743
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,274
What happened?

744
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:33,920
Are you okay?

745
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,316
I like Zack, but there are
the reasons I'm afraid of getting married.

746
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,800
Hmm....

747
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,834
The truth is that I don't have the idea of who I am.

748
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,400
That's the hardest.

749
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,353
I was adopted.

750
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,509
Oh, alright.

751
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,992
And I never met
with my mother.

752
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,513
You never
say that to me.

753
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,797
Never say that
to anyone, except Zack.

754
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,276
And I always wonder,
does he just leave me alone?

755
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,354
Or, you know, there's a reason
he got rid of me?

756
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,670
- Aw.
- I have a problem left behind.

757
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,590
Honey, I'm sure you have
million questions,

758
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,116
... but then you know what you have to do.

759
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,519
You have to find your mother.

760
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,352
I've found it.

761
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,438
Then I lose the point.

762
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,511
I don't... What do you mean?

763
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,795
I mean, I have the address,

764
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,350
I just don't have
courage to contact him.

765
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,959
I'm really scared.

766
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,871
God, of course. That's...

767
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,396
Who won't be afraid?
I mean, that's crazy.

768
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,869
You don't even know
what he will become.

769
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,639
You don't even know your mother...

770
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,392
... and he has this power over you.

771
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,239
You will have to face it
sooner or later.

772
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,548
- You can do it.
- Is it true?

773
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,856
- Yes, you just have to do it.
- Yes.

774
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,836
You're right, you're right, you're right.

775
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,911
- OK.
- Yes, and quickly finish.

776
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,396
You, you know...
I mean, now you will face it.

777
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,376
Yes, I will do it.
You're right, you're right, you're right.

778
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,470
I will do it. I understand.

779
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,913
You will have it.

780
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,194
Thank you, Jess.

781
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,395
Hello, I'm Bobby Lee,

782
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,950
... Middle School Head
Millard Fillmore here.

783
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,758
And we really
are excited about this event.

784
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,896
We will start in a few minutes.

785
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,656
Children are very happy and later,
we will...

786
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,829
Sandy, hello.

787
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,480
-.... show the Fillmore band in concert.
- How about that?

788
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,595
What are you doing here?

789
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,148
I thought you wouldn't mind. Here.

790
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,559
I kind of object.

791
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,908
I have to listen to Peter's music.

792
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,376
We work late at night.

793
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,960
Are you working on Peter's music?

794
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,896
Yes, I entered
girl band while in high school.

795
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,956
Gosh, Peter is so good.

796
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,696
You know, we just want
to launch the music,

797
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,576
... so we take the kids to the
Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But....

798
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,920
What? Don't say anything to Peter.

799
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,359
This is a surprise.

800
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,591
And even I can't
start from Dave Grohl.

801
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:50,755
Don't tell Henry.

802
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,589
Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's all.

803
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,358
I'm done. I finished with a surprise.

804
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,194
I mean it. This week, I have had enough surprises, seriously.

805
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,839
OK, is something wrong?

806
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,399
Yes, something is wrong.

807
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,717
I arrived here an hour earlier,
so I can get the front row seat,

808
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,395
... with a perfect camera angle
and watch my children.

809
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,311
And now you sit
right beside me.

810
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,879
Because the seat is empty.

811
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:18,158
That's for my bag, seat my bag, okay?
My chair is here.

812
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,549
God, you can't just appear
here late and then sit there.

813
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,631
You can't just do it
do it. We need...

814
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,073
We need a delimiter.

815
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,434
We need some rules, Tina.

816
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,640
Rules?

817
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:31,756
Like, sitting in an empty chair?

818
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,916
I don't know what other rules, Tina.

819
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,976
I don't know what rules,
but I know that we have rules,

820
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,718
-... and you violate all the rules.
- OK.

821
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,296
- I just have to get it...
- Ladies and gentlemen,

822
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,197
... Parade of Animals!

823
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,673
♪ ♫ ♪ Old MacDonald has a farm ~ Ee I ee I oh ♪ ♫ ♪
[Old MacDonald has a farm ~ Ee I ee I o]

824
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,557
♪ ♫ ♪ And on his farm he has a penguin... ♪ ♫ ♪
[And on the farm there is a penguin]

825
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,631
♪ ♫ ♪ What, why? ♪ ♫ ♪
[What, why? ]

826
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,434
♪ ♫ ♪ He also has a helper, it seems. ♪ ♫ ♪
[It seems that he also has a maid]

827
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,352
Oh, there's Mikey. Hello dear.

828
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,199
♪ ♫ ♪ A lion! He's got a... ♪ ♫ ♪
[A lion! He has a... ]

829
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,433
Yes, God, the costume is upside down.

830
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,953
♪ ♫ ♪ He has a lion... ♪ ♫ ♪
[He has a lion... ]

831
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,034
Did you do it?

832
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,040
Peter.

833
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,880
Don't touch it, don't touch it.

834
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,349
♪ ♫ ♪ Ee I ee I oh ♪ ♫ ♪

835
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,509
Yes, that's good.

836
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,676
Producers have asked
to encourage crystal marketing.

837
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,193
Circulation has decreased.

838
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,789
Five, four, three, two....

839
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,912
Welcome back, everyone.

840
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,797
Alright, fathers and husbands,

841
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,236
... look at this beautiful beautiful pendant.

842
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,756
Mother's Day, just a few days,
this is your chance.

843
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,678
And we are done.

844
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,638
We need to check the price of organic cotton....

845
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,674
No, that's not necessary.

846
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,552
Organic cotton.... it costs 9 dollars.

847
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,113
It costs 9 dollars per unit.

848
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,590
Cancel check prices on tampons,
organic cotton.

849
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,680
Your daughter?

850
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,516
Oh, uh, yeah.

851
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,517
Two real people, but only one
right now, you know, being a woman.

852
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480
I understand.

853
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,469
Yes, their mother
usually does this, but...

854
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,634
Wow, I did it now.

855
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,838
The same boat, two sons.

856
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,598
How can it be the same boat?

857
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,031
I think it's only the amount.

858
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,396
Sorry, I don't usually eavesdrop on
on someone else's train.

859
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,995
That's just... I'm Sandy,
I have two sons.

860
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,869
I've said that.

861
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,640
Yes, you said it earlier.

862
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,756
- I can bring you here.
- Why, thank you.

863
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:58,635
Sandy, two sons, the same boat.

864
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,109
Oh, thank you.

865
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,758
OK, wow, see you later.

866
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,032
Yes, nice to meet you,
Sandy with two sons.

867
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,639
That's two people, right?

868
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,309
Yes.

869
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,198
Hey, Henry, what's up?

870
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,394
Hey, are children's passports
still valid?

871
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,790
Their passport?

872
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,355
I'm planning
our summer vacation.

873
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,635
Hm....

874
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:32,833
Okay, where are you going
plan this vacation?

875
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,958
We will go to Paris.
Tina has never been there.

876
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,556
Paris, eh, France?

877
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,160
Eh-heh.

878
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,833
Are you kidding me?

879
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,635
No, I'm not kidding. Why?

880
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,073
I have to go.

881
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,515
Bye.

882
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,349
Hello?

883
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,515
Hello?

884
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,671
So how can he bring it?

885
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,439
Like a champion.

886
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,758
Oh, you must be kidding!

887
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,511
Paris?

888
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,351
Paris, Paris, Paris!

889
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,640
That....

890
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,238
We are together for 13 years
but never arrived in Paris.

891
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,111
Now he brings Tina. Tina.

892
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,872
Now he brings Tina.

893
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,114
It's the only place I want to go
since I was a kid and read Madeline!

894
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,834
I think even Tina doesn't know
who is Madeline!

895
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,034
Yes, God, this is not happening!

896
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,997
This isn't happening!

897
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,235
Oh, man, you know, you can't
just bring it to London...

898
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,392
... or maybe to damn Disneyland?

899
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,994
I don't know, how do you take it to a school dance?

900
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,594
It was a place that I bet
he had never visited.

901
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,120
Gosh...

902
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,709
Tina acts!

903
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,239
I don't like seeing it on the street.

904
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,594
Yes.

905
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,828
That's it.

906
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,239
That's it, there!

907
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Over here!

908
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,355
Crossing!

909
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,591
That's it. Rachel is free.

910
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,477
Here it is. So.

911
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,035
Yes, over it!

912
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,120
Fast!

913
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,599
Goals!

914
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,549
Don't cross the line!
There is no goal!

915
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,513
What? What?
What are you talking about?

916
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,840
Return to your place!

917
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,976
No, no, no, no,
no until you turn your words over, man.

918
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,035
I warn you.

919
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,076
Hey, what are you warning me?
Look at the crowd.

920
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,192
- Calm down, sir.
- I handle this, Lisa.

921
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,416
What? Not many of them.

922
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,475
No, no, look at them.

923
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,633
Okay, you have, it seems, five dozen...

924
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,216
... conversion of different recordings
from the game....

925
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,753
... that you were really wrong there.

926
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,160
Why don't you
just walk there...

927
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,496
... and ask one of them
replay the recording for you,

928
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,936
... then you will know that you are wrong,
we will win the match...

929
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,120
... and then you can stumble home
with your dog's eyes.

930
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,599
That's it.

931
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,069
Yellow card!

932
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,679
Yellow card? Are you...

933
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,033
Oh, he blew someone else's whistle.

934
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,616
Have you just blown my whistle?
You're really fucking.

935
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,976
You don't blow someone else's whistle.

936
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,070
You did it when he
blew the game for you!

937
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,799
Alright, that's all, red card!

938
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,200
You go.

939
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,958
I go? Okay, nice to hear.

940
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,678
Okay, do you know what? I go.

941
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,156
Now your ball is gone.
That's what goes, okay?

942
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,315
Hey, Kimberly!

943
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,909
Oh, I have to go!

944
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,070
- You took over, okay?
- Yes, you're better off going.

945
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,776
Yes, thank you.
If anyone looks for me,

946
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,189
... I will go out in the parking lot
call LensCrafters,

947
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,833
... make an appointment with that person!

948
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,160
Honey, you're better off going.
You will get hurt.

949
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,233
Reserve balls, please.

950
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,509
Stupid!

951
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,194
OK, you go.

952
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,036
You... smallpox on your whistle.

953
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,475
Play the ball!

954
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,075
Next.

955
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,672
Yes, hello.
Can we ask for a large pizza?

956
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,637
- What do you want?
- Cheese.

957
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,550
Big cheese pizza
and three sodas to carry.

958
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,033
Please wait there.

959
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,193
Where did you hear the "smallpox on the whistle"?
Where is that?

960
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,271
- Shakespeare.
- Shakespeare, huh?

961
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,594
William Shakespeare?

962
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,073
No, Bob Shakespeare.

963
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,275
Who else is...

964
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,879
Why did you talk to me like this?

965
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,074
You too, now?

966
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,856
I don't believe that we lose.

967
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,056
I thought the ball was deflated.

968
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:25,115
Fully deflated.

969
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,474
Tom Brady is angry.

970
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,669
Hey, wanna go eat ice cream?

971
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,153
As a redeeming gift?

972
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,395
What redeem?

973
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,471
Acting like Mopey Dick half the time.

974
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,913
Sorry, Mopey Dick?

975
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,478
Yes, sad all the time,

976
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,559
... obsessed football
so you can get closer to Mother,

977
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,438
... watching the video over and over.

978
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,313
He is dead, Father, and we are all
sad, but for how long?

979
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,776
And acting like a bastard with
the referee doesn't help anyone.

980
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,835
Hey, take care of your language.

981
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,239
- Do you know what?
- Yes, I'm cursing.

982
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,276
That's because I'm a teenager
without supervision....

983
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,256
... and while I am,
I don't mind taking care of Vicky...

984
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,077
... and do all
housework and cooking.

985
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,390
Daddy, I'm just 16 years old,
I have a life.

986
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:09,879
I know, okay?

987
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,797
Tommy is here. I have to go.

988
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,636
Wait, where will you go?
Just stop.

989
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,391
Is this the child who likes you?

990
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,391
Hey, Rachel, what are you doing?

991
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,434
Go, come on.

992
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,960
Rachel, get out of the car.

993
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:26,875
Exit.

994
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,996
You close the window in front of me.

995
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:32,510
Hey, wait until it stops
then get out of the car.

996
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,633
Not playing.

997
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,910
But my friend came
to me and the woman left,

998
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,073
"Oh, God, Mia, I've found
perfect man for you."

999
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,358
The picture is shown, and this man is at least 75 years old, okay?

1000
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,309
And I don't.

1001
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,992
And I said, "Hmm, his eyes are
cataract pain,

1002
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,556
"... I still have hope, okay? "

1003
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,633
He is very attractive to all of them.

1004
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,072
He also captivates the boss's heart.

1005
00:43:20,008 --> 00:43:25,888


1006
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,319
Oh, I'm sorry!
Are you okay?

1007
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,118
Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.

1008
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,616
Do you know where the pool is?
I'm looking for Miranda Collins.

1009
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,696
Yes, right through that door.

1010
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,720
- But, can I help the torn one?
- No, I...

1011
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,336
Sorry, be careful behind you.
Sorry, sorry, sorry!

1012
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,191
Thank you. Are you sure I can't help the torn one?

1013
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,548
I have a pin.

1014
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,830
No, no thanks,
I was late in meeting.

1015
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,997
Smile wider.
A bigger smile, huh.

1016
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,071
That's it. Perfect.

1017
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,758
Have a nice day.
Next.

1018
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Thank you.

1019
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,837
Congratulations.

1020
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,831
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no! Snap!

1021
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,315
One more.

1022
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,198
Mom, this is the winner of the contest.
Only those who are photographed.

1023
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,816
I'm not.... I'm really
not here to take pictures.

1024
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:11,114
I'm here to show this
to Miranda.

1025
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,275
Good, wait here.

1026
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,736
But, actually there... Hey, hey, hey!

1027
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,760
How cute.

1028
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,989
- That's very sweet.
- Miranda!

1029
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,911
- Sorry, that...
- Congratulations.

1030
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,598
I'm not a contest winner.

1031
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,988
Then why do I hug you?

1032
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,196
I'm sorry. I'm late.
I'm here for an interview.

1033
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,376
We did not hold a press conference today.

1034
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,520
No, I'm not interviewing you.

1035
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,056
- He will interview me.
- You have to be calm.

1036
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,548
I have to be calm?
I'm not here for a photo.

1037
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,153
I'm here for work.

1038
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,434
Oh, you must be Sandy.

1039
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,589
Yes, I'm Sandy!

1040
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,671
Yes! Wow, you didn't follow
design meeting.

1041
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,896
Miranda is a very busy person.

1042
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,280
Oh really? Is Miranda busy?

1043
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,472
Wow, I will be here in time...

1044
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,120
... if my ex-husband doesn't marry
a responsible child,

1045
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,829
... or if my doctor has been mentioned in my child's asthma medication,

1046
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,478
... or if my mother's car goes faster...

1047
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,073
... from 4 miles per hour on the freeway.

1048
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,238
But I understand. I understand.
The time is precious.

1049
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,437
And he is very busy. My time is not valuable.

1050
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,436
My bra comes out.

1051
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,096
Do you want me to help you with your bra?

1052
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,429
No! Eh... Thank you.

1053
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,353
I like your blouse.

1054
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,998
Thank you. I just made it.

1055
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,349
Next.

1056
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,914
Look at me, look here.

1057
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,269
This is not a date. Oh, just...

1058
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,389
Great.

1059
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,993
It's a waste of my time.

1060
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,993
Oh, I'm Miranda.
I am the busiest woman in the world.

1061
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,789
Where is he, Betty?

1062
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,472
That's it, talking to yourself.

1063
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,869
Thank you, Betty.

1064
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,151
Excuse me, ma'am.

1065
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,434
Sorry, Miss Collins is pleased
meet you now.

1066
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,879
- Is he pleased?
- Yes.

1067
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,389
OK.

1068
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,879
Oh, damn it!

1069
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:51,240
Hm....

1070
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,678
Wait a minute.

1071
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,032
Can I help you?

1072
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,616
Careful.
Don't get stuck there now.

1073
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,640
- Will you...
- Okay, sure.

1074
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,755
- I got it. I have it.
- Yes.

1075
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,319
- Good?
- Yes, I got it.

1076
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,277
Are you sure you have taken everything?
Hello there.

1077
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:06,456
- Do you want this back?
- No, no, no.

1078
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,674
No, not why.

1079
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,634
Eh, okay, so,
I'm trying to make...

1080
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,473
... a little more flow and, hm...

1081
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,035
Gosh, your head just really
decided there.

1082
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,120
However.

1083
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,033
So that's why I kind of
circle this edge...

1084
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,559
... little and open it.

1085
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,720
And also, hm....

1086
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,512
How long does your child have asthma?

1087
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,233
During his life.

1088
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,271
But doctors say that they
can sometimes get rid of it.

1089
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,718
- Do you have children?
- No.

1090
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,999
- Career.
- Certain.

1091
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,080
Keeps me busy.

1092
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,715
Yes, of course.

1093
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,071
Tell me more about children
responsibility and your ex-husband.

1094
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,477
Oh yeah.

1095
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,233
Oh, I'm sure
has exaggerated it a little.

1096
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,272
I'm sure the woman is older,
but I have a better idea...

1097
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,833
... after all the zits are removed.

1098
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,273
You're funny.

1099
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,191
You must be more fun
than the woman.

1100
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,113
I, I am more pleasant.

1101
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,956
- Well, you have to hold on to that.
- Yes.

1102
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,389
Yes.

1103
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,276
Okay, I feel like I have to
keep giving you... the device, so...

1104
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,550
No, no need at all.
You're accepted to work.

1105
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,357
- Just like that?
- Mmm-hmm.

1106
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,193
And I dare say with this new job, you might be able to buy...

1107
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,599
... the car is a little faster.

1108
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,834
Not Maserati,
but the car is a little faster.

1109
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,354
I deeply regret the
explosion out there.

1110
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,238
Don't. It has been interesting
our attention, right?

1111
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,151
Also the nature to still have a handle.

1112
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,392
OK, thank you.

1113
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,756
I will hold on to it, and
I'm funny.... I have a lot of grip.

1114
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,308
I know that you
are very busy, Miranda, so....

1115
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,998
One last thing.

1116
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,839
There is one last souvenir to take,

1117
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,633
... even though you are not
the winner of the essay contest.

1118
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,997
Thank you. 100% plated bracelet
hypoallergenic gold.

1119
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,120
- Oh.
- Just for you.

1120
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,153
Yes, my goodness.
This has been a big day.

1121
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,480
Jess, our blender is broken.
We use yours.

1122
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,715
- OK.
- Hey.

1123
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,800
Hello.

1124
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,108
Where are Russell and children?

1125
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:19,476
Oh, they go to the workshop decorating
bubbles on the float.

1126
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,479
That they are. You answer him.

1127
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,600
That's your Skype.

1128
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,675
This is your parents.

1129
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,079
Your parents too.

1130
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,229
Do you know what?

1131
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,073
This is something I can do for you,
answer and talk with them.

1132
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,912
- Thank you.
- But I prefer to do this.

1133
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,071
Yes, God.

1134
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,108
Father.

1135
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:40,680
Hello, Jess

1136
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,110
I want to talk to you about
Mother's Day gifts for my old woman.

1137
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,320
Eh....

1138
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,270
Old woman, means my mother?

1139
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,352
Yes, I have the greatest in the world.

1140
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,440
OK.

1141
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,115
A gift that will beat
your plum pants.

1142
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,200
Wow!

1143
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,632
Father, it's really visually interesting.

1144
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,551
What are you talking about?

1145
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,592
Mother, I think... Dad, I think you want it to be a surprise?

1146
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,352
Oh, that will be a surprise.

1147
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,198
Enter, the door is not locked.

1148
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,229
Hello?

1149
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,879
Hello? Father?

1150
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,469
Surprise!

1151
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,715
Yes, my Lord! What is that?

1152
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,033
What?

1153
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,835
Yes, you have it here now.

1154
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,876
That's crazy.

1155
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:31,989
Gabi!

1156
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,039
Gabi!

1157
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,913
Oh, you guys.

1158
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,194
Yes, that's it!

1159
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,159
Oh dear.

1160
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,856
Gabi, you won't believe it.

1161
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,838
You should still be in Texas.

1162
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,188
I lie.

1163
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,955
We have been driving 20 hours
continuously.

1164
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,799
I think we complete it with
Skype and everything...

1165
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:53,989
... and Gabi's engagement,

1166
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,755
... what a surprise Mother's Day is great,

1167
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,438
... a few days earlier.

1168
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,669
Mother, Father!

1169
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,955
What are you doing here?

1170
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,360
Yay!

1171
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,593
Oh!

1172
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,880
Hello, dad.

1173
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,353
Hello, honey.

1174
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,749
Hey, listen. Eh, where is the women's toilet?

1175
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,518
- Passing the hallway.
- [EARL:] I'll be back soon.

1176
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,079
I can't just
carry it everywhere.

1177
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,759
- Oh...
- Oh!

1178
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,355
Wow, I will say, this is a kind of big house.

1179
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,193
Thank you.

1180
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,032
That's not good.
This is not good.

1181
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,976
You must contact Russell.
SMS Russell right now.

1182
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,035
OK.

1183
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,136
SMS Russell, tell him
don't leave the workshop...

1184
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,576
... and don't let children
get out of the workshop.

1185
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:31,635
Just wait in the workshop.

1186
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,951
Oh, look at that picture.

1187
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,115
I don't like it.

1188
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,793
I don't live here.

1189
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,749
Uh... Oh, hello there, I'm Gabi's mother.

1190
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,592
You must be Steven.

1191
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,600
Oh!

1192
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,189
I'm sorry.

1193
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,590
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

1194
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,999
Are you Gabi's mother?

1195
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,519
- Yes, and who are you?
- Oh.

1196
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Hmm, I...

1197
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:01,230
I'm Max, I'm a Gabi couple.

1198
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,154
In crime. This is his partner in crime, Max.

1199
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,473
Well, it seems new.

1200
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Oh

1201
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,789
Do you have beer?

1202
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,195
Yes.

1203
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,878
We can always
go out to buy beer.

1204
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,468
Eh, eh...

1205
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,352
Hoegaarden, Stella....

1206
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,393
- No.
- Kingfisher bird...

1207
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,155
Sounds like a
UN acting.

1208
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:28,952
Uh, no, no, I'll take some American drinks from my RV.

1209
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,155
Immediately return.

1210
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,468
Where is Steven?

1211
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:33,875
Oh

1212
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,399
- Good luck.
- Steven....

1213
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,520
Steven.

1214
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,595
People who...

1215
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,715
... Gabi's engagement.

1216
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,030
I can't wait to meet prospective son-in-law.

1217
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,599
Are you? OK.

1218
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,797
Mother, hmm, there's no Steven.

1219
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,871
Max is my partner.

1220
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,198
Your business partner?

1221
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,874
No, hmmm, my life partner.

1222
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,438
You...

1223
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,108
Eh, what...

1224
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,031
I'm Gabi's wife.

1225
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Huh?

1226
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,670
We are wives.

1227
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,550
No! No!

1228
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,154
- What have I missed?
- Oh!

1229
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,800
A surprise episode
from The Jerry Springer Show.

1230
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,512
It doesn't get better than Jerry.

1231
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,558
Hey, Jesse, why should I stay in... Oh, hello.

1232
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,280
- And we come back from commercial.
- Come back.

1233
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,715
Are you a housekeeper?

1234
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,632
No, who are you?

1235
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,153
Wow, I'm Jesse's father.

1236
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,360
Okay, it's not funny, friend,

1237
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,834
... because Jesse's father and mother...

1238
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,388
... is in a
dementia facility in Arizona, right?

1239
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,354
Dementia, my ass.

1240
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,239
We live in Texas.

1241
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,920
You will tell me
that you are Jesse's mother?

1242
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:41,275
Oh yeah.

1243
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,595
Wow, who are you Sam H.

1244
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,593
Wow, I'm Jesse's husband, I think.

1245
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,388
Are we on The Jerry Springer Show now?

1246
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,152
Are we at the Springer Show?
Wait, wait, wait.

1247
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:52,673
Jesse is not married.

1248
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,432
Oh, oh, yes, he's married.

1249
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,073
Yes, he married, with me.

1250
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,235
with it.

1251
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,718
Oh my goodness.

1252
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,915
Do you have a turban for a husband?

1253
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,837
I thought you broke up with him.

1254
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,356
OK, FYI, turban,
very insulting. So...

1255
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:09,919
That's very insulting.

1256
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,273
Are you married and
didn't you tell us?

1257
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,755
Likewise Gabi, with a lesbian.

1258
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,468
- What?
- Mother, I'm a lesbian.

1259
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:19,879
He is a lesbian.

1260
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,837
Gosh.

1261
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,348
Let's go, Flo.

1262
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,192
There is a lot of
life going on here...

1263
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,998
... which doesn't have anything
has to do with us.

1264
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,156
This is not a surprise I'm looking for.

1265
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,998
You will be fine
and so does he.

1266
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,514
Oh, thank you, Mother.

1267
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,756
Just divorce before she makes you pregnant.

1268
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,909
Amen.

1269
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,638
Tanner needs you, Uncle Russell.

1270
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,475
Hey, buddy, come here.

1271
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,832
Who are they?

1272
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,990
Eh, this is our child. Hello.

1273
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,160
His name is Tanner.

1274
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,955
Can you say hello?

1275
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,079
Say hello, Grandma, hello Grandpa.

1276
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,160
Yes.

1277
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,351
And, uh, this is my Charlie.

1278
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,793
What I adopted.

1279
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,951
- I come from a sperm donor.
- Right.

1280
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,837
- He might have been given the name Steven.
- Mmm-hmm.

1281
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,717
- They are your grandparents.
- Mmm-hmm?

1282
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,275
And I use bras for this?

1283
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,040
Oh

1284
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,316
Look, the color is black.

1285
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,756
Oh! Now, that's the last one.

1286
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,875
What?

1287
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,029
- That tire, it's flat.
- Oh.

1288
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,672
Don't worry, Fluffy.

1289
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,279
We will fix it tomorrow.

1290
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,353
That tire, maybe.

1291
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,115
You don't need this.

1292
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:34,557
Look, you tell me that
your parents are mentally incapacitated.

1293
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,193
Believe me, they are.

1294
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,511
Oh? They are, and in addition, it's our first date.

1295
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,150
Okay, who doesn't lie
on their first date?

1296
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,312
Oh really? Well, what about our second date and the 50th date...

1297
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,231
... and what about, hm....

1298
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,118
Hey! Oh! When do we have children together?

1299
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,636
Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents?

1300
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,790
I lie to everyone
about my parents.

1301
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,108
Oh, that is convincing.

1302
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,430
I lied about my horrible life
in the trailer park.

1303
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,393
I was in my first year in high school,
saving every penny I had...

1304
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,511
... so I can just get out of there.

1305
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,319
There is no graduation ceremony,
toga hat, dress, on the bus.

1306
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,709
Well, I understand,
you hate your parents.

1307
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,119
No, I don't hate them.

1308
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,840
They are my parents,
so I love them, but...

1309
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,313
Honey, it's not....

1310
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,755
It's just that they are
wrong about so many things....

1311
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,269
... and they are wrong how
they treat people,

1312
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,576
... they are wrong in
respecting the differences of people....

1313
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,033
You know the worst part,

1314
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,917
... that you lied
to them about me.

1315
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,256
Why? Because it's so horrible
married someone who has a sacrifice!

1316
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,992
What a shame for you.

1317
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,071
Yes, they should
call me Dr. SORBAN [Dr. Towel-Head].

1318
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160
Where did you go?

1319
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,400
Ready?

1320
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,433
Good.

1321
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,635
OK.

1322
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,909
Good!

1323
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,035
How do I do it?

1324
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,270
- Amazing. You're so nice.
- Yes. Yes.

1325
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,509
- Is that really...
- Help?

1326
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,158
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.

1327
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,998
Hmm, I think
I will go to a yoga place.

1328
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,120
Yes, yes, please.

1329
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,236
No, yes,
a little safer, I guess.

1330
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,430
Hey, listen, I need your help.

1331
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,560
Oh!

1332
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,598
Yes, we have a perfect girl for you.

1333
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,033
No, no, no, no.

1334
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,758
Listen, hm,
I want to know everything...

1335
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,432
... you know about this kid named Tommy.

1336
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,949
- I like his mother, Denise.
- I know!

1337
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,917
He always helps
voluntarily for school activities.

1338
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,228
That's fun.

1339
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,436
The banana bread is nothing
to write about home.

1340
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:19,709
It is dried on a sunny day.

1341
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,360
Okay, I don't need you to talk about
the bastard about selling the cake.

1342
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,199
Look, I want to know, should I
let my child date him?

1343
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,713
Do you have a choice?

1344
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,320
Where are yoga classes?

1345
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,240
This is right there.
Starting at 10:00.

1346
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,674
Sorry.

1347
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,789
Where will he go?

1348
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,798
Hey, what did you
do back there?

1349
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,951
Uh... Just check your score.

1350
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,109
Good. Good work.

1351
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,280
Steel butt, right?

1352
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,791
No, no, no. Yes, I have a choice, okay?
I'm her father.

1353
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,235
Hmm. If you say no, they will start to rebel ... starts lying and keeps the secret.

1354
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,276
Sneaking out, running away.

1355
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,112
Yes, it can cause drugs,
prostitution and maybe dating a drummer.

1356
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,795
Okay, look, it's not
helpful now.

1357
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,558
I want to know one thing, is she a good child or not a good child?

1358
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,752
- That's all.
- All those with red hair are good.

1359
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,149
- I think he's a good kid.
- Yes.

1360
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,552
He is fine.

1361
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,759
So, what about Mother's Day?

1362
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,353


1363
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,119
Eh, I'll be back.

1364
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,120
Sleep well, Katie.

1365
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,030
Well, finally can bring it to sleep....

1366
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,350
... just in time for you
take it home.

1367
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:31,874
Hello, I feel some disappointment.

1368
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,915
I will hear back
from the club now.

1369
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,877
I don't get it.
I thought I was liked.

1370
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,270
I'm sure you were killed,
destroyed, destroyed.

1371
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,479
I have to be better
than the girl with the banjo.

1372
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,394
Hey, you're the most talented comedian in this city.

1373
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:51,471
We open it in 10 minutes, people.

1374
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:53,710
Sh.... Are you Shorty?

1375
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,030
- No, I just shouted for both.
- Ah.

1376
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,109
Oh, oh...

1377
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,431
Hmm, Zack, is there a way you can take care of Katie tomorrow?

1378
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,915
I told Val that I would take her to the doctor.

1379
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:07,914
You took me to my doctor. Yes.

1380
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,877
A llama? I will be happy... Yes.

1381
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,598
They will be happy about that.

1382
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,256
Good. Oh, sorry. Do you know what?

1383
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,919
Can I call you back?
I will call you back.

1384
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,069
Thank you.

1385
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,396
Hey, Jesse! Honey, I want you to come
Saturday morning with Tanner.

1386
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,516
Wow, I held a small party for children.

1387
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,120
Do you think
they don't want llama...

1388
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,736
... rather than they like Foo Fighters?

1389
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,875
I mean, come on.

1390
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:37,274
Earl, I see children
girls when they are younger.

1391
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,908
♪ ♫ ♪ Loving can hurt ♪ ♫ ♪
[Loving can hurt.... ]

1392
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,433
♪ ♫ ♪ Loving can hurt sometimes ♪ ♫ ♪
[Sometimes loving can hurt]

1393
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,790
♪ ♫ ♪ But it's the only thing that I know ♪ ♫ ♪
[But that's the only thing I know]

1394
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,879
♪ ♫ ♪ We keep this love in a photograph ♪ ♫ ♪
[We keep this love in a photo]

1395
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:03,950
♪ ♫ ♪ We made these memories for ourselves ♪ ♫ ♪
[We made these memories for ourselves]

1396
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,315
♪ ♫ ♪ Where our eyes are never closing ♪ ♫ ♪
[Where our eyes are never closed]

1397
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,595
♪ ♫ ♪ Hearts are never broken ♪ ♫ ♪
[The heart is never broken]

1398
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,672
♪ ♫ ♪ Time's forever frozen still ♪ ♫ ♪
[Time forever freezes]

1399
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,799
♪ ♫ ♪ I will remember how you kissed me ♪ ♫ ♪
[I will remember how you kissed me]

1400
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:28,233
♪ ♫ ♪ Under the lamppost ~ Back on 6th street ♪ ♫ ♪
[Under the lamppost behind the road 6]

1401
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,313
♪ ♫ ♪ Hearing you whisper through the phone ♪ ♫ ♪
[Hearing you whisper by phone]

1402
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,234
♪ ♫ ♪ "Wait for me to come home" ♪ ♫ ♪
["Waiting for me to go home"]

1403
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,392
Hello everyone!
Welcome to Sandy's party!

1404
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:45,913
Alright!

1405
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,195
We are with Bella, the Balloon Lady,

1406
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,430
... we are with Marty, cattle keeper!

1407
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,751
Hello! We have a pinched face,

1408
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,910
... and big slides!

1409
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,559
- Wow.
- Hello.

1410
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,753
This is something.

1411
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,831
Yes, I don't know what happened.

1412
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,195
I just called to rent
Bella the Lady Balloon,

1413
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,536
... and I just can't just
stop saying "Yes".

1414
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,788
No, no, I like it.

1415
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,438
- And then all of these things.
- Can we go see a llama?

1416
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,351
Yes, why don't you go see it.

1417
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,759
Let me talk to Sandy.

1418
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,199
Go to the zoo
pet, honey.

1419
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:16,474
Turtles, rabbits...

1420
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:17,993
Come on, Tanner.

1421
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,800
So you haven't heard from Russell?

1422
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,429
Not visible, no news.

1423
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,030
Yes, God. I am sorry.

1424
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,676
Well, at least you
still have Tanner, you know?

1425
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,040
He won't bite.

1426
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,157
Of course, to the day
you're divorced...

1427
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:34,800
... and then you have to have 50/50
sharing that custody...

1428
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,632
... and then that's all,
like hell.

1429
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,711
That's my life. Wait a minute.

1430
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,240
It's not your life, it's my life.

1431
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,872
Indians aren't
really divorced.

1432
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,599
Good tire.

1433
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,073
I've packed everything.

1434
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:54,475
Now, we can put the whole
traveling a lot between us and this, uh...

1435
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,913
This, uh...

1436
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,475
Oh!

1437
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,039
Damn!

1438
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,792
What's wrong, Earl?

1439
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,071
Someone steals my ignition ring!

1440
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,390
What will we do now?

1441
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,951
There is Pep Boys 1 mile behind.

1442
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,196
I will start walking.

1443
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,956
Yes!

1444
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,479
Can I ride a llama?

1445
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,477
- No.
- What about riding a Peruvian goat?

1446
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,635
It's a fun party.

1447
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,336
- Can you open this, Sam?
- Yes, we can't open....

1448
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,237
Sure.

1449
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,389
Yes, hey, how are you?

1450
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,976
- Hey, I feel good.
- Do you want spaghetti?

1451
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,035
I'm fine, thank you.

1452
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,237
You don't like spaghetti.

1453
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:04,679
Retreat, Bozo.

1454
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,637
Oh There are fireworks.

1455
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,950
So, I'll go check out Tanner.

1456
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,629
- Sandy, what's happening?
- Yes. Hey.

1457
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,159
Oh, I became....

1458
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,708
I'm sorry.
I really forgot the time.

1459
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,313
I'm supposed to deliver children.

1460
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,232
- I'm sorry.
- What is all this?

1461
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,956
- This is a party.
- What for?

1462
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,790
For fun, Saturday...
For fun on Saturdays,

1463
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,976
... party for fun
on Saturday.

1464
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,718
This is really not like you.

1465
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:33,336
- What do you mean?
- It feels really like me. V

1466
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,918
This is really irresponsible.

1467
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,514
Not responsible?
I'm not responsible?

1468
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,240
You can call me in many nicknames,

1469
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:41,800
... but not responsible
not one of them.

1470
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,176
Listen to me, when was the last time...

1471
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,553
... do you take the children to the dentist?

1472
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,075
Huh?

1473
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:49,031
Or to go buy them,
you know, school supplies....

1474
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,192
... or one of the trillions of things
I did?

1475
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,271
Oh, that's right. Never.

1476
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:59,352
You have an obligation as a parent and legal responsibility...

1477
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,273
... to take children
at the set time.

1478
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,634
Today is Saturday.

1479
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,517
We are with them during the day.

1480
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,712
You are with them tomorrow
on Mother's Day.

1481
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,936
- Let's go, Mikey, it's time to leave.
- Do we have to go?

1482
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,030
Yes, now, we go. Where is your sister?

1483
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:16,076
- He was slashed.
- Go collect your things.

1484
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,550
Peter. Let's go.

1485
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:20,789
Get down here right now.

1486
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,110
No, I won't leave.
Mother said we could have fun.

1487
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,176
I don't care what your mother says.
I am in power now.

1488
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,936
I will count to three
and then I come there,

1489
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,552
... one, two, three. Here I come.

1490
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,709
I came.

1491
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:32,150
Hey. Come on, Peter. Peter!

1492
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,468
You have to catch me first.

1493
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,395
Go collect your things!

1494
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,355
Hey, collect your things.

1495
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,056
Oh dear, I won't touch it if I.... That....

1496
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:48,479
But I like the color orange.

1497
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:49,755
Damn, Peter.

1498
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,909
Hey, we have to go.

1499
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,878
Oh well, in this case,
of course, you know, go on.

1500
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,079
What is....

1501
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,240
Yo!

1502
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,395
Hello!

1503
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,630
Hey! This is... Yes, God.

1504
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:16,936
Welcome to
book signing, everything.

1505
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,996
We are here because there are
some book stores left,

1506
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,176
... but there will always be books.

1507
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,273
Thank you very much.

1508
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,856
To whom should I write?

1509
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,359
Rory Schroeder.

1510
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,600
Rory.

1511
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,035
All the jewelry I have
is from your collection.

1512
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,031
I like jewelry all,
and Jerald.

1513
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,758
But the jewelry looks
better to me.

1514
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:36,959
Who should I write?

1515
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,109
Your daughter.

1516
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,310
So tell me, why now?

1517
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,231
Wow, I just thought
because he was in Atlanta,

1518
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,515
... it will be a good time.

1519
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,640
I know.

1520
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:00,176
You know, you're the fourth person who says they are their daughters.

1521
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,476
Of course, after Forbes magazine
notes Miranda as a top 50...

1522
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,597
... female entrepreneurs in this country, how comfortable it is.

1523
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:08,989
I have this.

1524
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,631
Anyone can fake it
and even if it's original,

1525
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,360
... you won't get
a dime out of him.

1526
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,235
Okay, this is an error. I...

1527
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,096
Can you just let him know...

1528
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,953
... that I don't want anything from him?

1529
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,478
Well, it's historic.

1530
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,358
It's a historic disaster.

1531
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,400
Oh....

1532
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,748
I mean, it's all so stupid.

1533
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,472
This is so stupid.

1534
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,516
See all these things.
What am I doing?

1535
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,192
I mean, you know...

1536
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,311
Ugh, I feel like an idiot.

1537
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,392
So, what I basically do is that I'm trying to compete...

1538
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,552
... with my ex-husband
and a 20-year-old woman.

1539
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,552
That just makes a lot of drain
feeling, right, Jess?

1540
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,833
That's stupid.

1541
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,399
Do you know what that is?

1542
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,872
I just...
I just hate to feel so replaced.

1543
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,994
Wow, unfortunately we are all like that.

1544
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,588
Oh my goodness, you scare
nonsense from me.

1545
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,354
I mean, we are all replaced.

1546
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:26,398
For every professional clown, there are 100
trinkets with a red nose and a wig,

1547
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,480
... waiting to do the job.

1548
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,310
Yes, I understand. Thank you, clown.

1549
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:31,709
Jesse?

1550
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,354
There is no way that the bond
you have with your children...

1551
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:35,919
... will never break up.

1552
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,296
I mean, there's no lawsuit, right?

1553
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,356
- You're their mother.
- Mmm-hmm.

1554
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,595
Oh, let me help.

1555
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:42,680
Oh....

1556
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,075
Thank you.... Okay.

1557
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,988
Yes? See?

1558
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,072
This, I get that,
a small scarf that never ends.

1559
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,096
Yes, it's the first time you
have to use it all day, huh?

1560
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,519
Ah...

1561
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,511
Gets a smile from you. It was great.

1562
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,192
Do you mind if I scrub....

1563
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,679
-.... please.
- Thank you very much.

1564
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:05,416
Always traditional things
things that work,

1565
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,158
... the armrest is baseless,

1566
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,196
... cup of coffee without foundation,

1567
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:11,589
... endless love
from a mother to her children.

1568
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:16,035
They know it exists.
Sometimes they just take it for granted.

1569
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Yes.

1570
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:18,919
So what if
the other girl is 20 years old,

1571
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,275
... with good skin and maybe
looks crazy in a bikini?

1572
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,915
Okay, that's fine, I understand.

1573
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,080
Fun conversation, clown.

1574
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,714
Thank you, clown.

1575
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,236
I never thought I heard myself
say that, but thank you, clown.

1576
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:32,594
With pleasure.

1577
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,120
Mmm.

1578
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:40,629
Heart to heart with a clown.

1579
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,631
There is no need for a soul to see that.

1580
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,314
He could have captivated my heart.
OK.

1581
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,074
Jesse, are you home?

1582
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,151
Hey, I take a beer!

1583
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,311
Hello. Who are you?

1584
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,353
Wow, who are you?

1585
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,550
Sonia, mother of Russell.

1586
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,836
Yes, well, I'm Florence,
mother of Jesse.

1587
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,352
Florence, nice to see you!

1588
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,638
Ugh, I heard about
that surprise stopped by you.

1589
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,233
Are you okay?

1590
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:22,673
I think so.

1591
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:25,668
I'm not really sure.

1592
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:26,760
Do you have beer?

1593
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,349
Yes.

1594
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,869
I thought I would join you.

1595
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,114
To tell the truth,

1596
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,708
... when Russell tells me he
loves a white girl,

1597
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,279
... I want to punch the wall.

1598
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:41,032
Wow, at least
you know about it.

1599
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,275
And then they eloped...

1600
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,096
... and they don't even
invite me in marriage.

1601
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,394
They don't even tell me.

1602
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,398
Yes, wow, I spit twice
just thinking about it.

1603
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,079
I think I'm done with them,

1604
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,388
... but they are my favorite daughters.

1605
01:08:55,800 --> 01:09:00,510
But, Florence, have you
seen our grandson? Oh...

1606
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,109
I understand why they
call him Tanner.

1607
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:04,832
The skin color is a little dark.

1608
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,471
I thought he was a bit bright.

1609
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,472
Hey, what time is it in India?

1610
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,312
India? Who knows.

1611
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,231
I live here, in Las Vegas.

1612
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:17,518
There is no tax, and I play
"slots" whenever I want.

1613
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,472
Hey, smart move.

1614
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,630
Plus, you can drive 20
miles in all directions...

1615
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,069
... and find a desert
when you miss your hometown, right?

1616
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:27,710
I don't know the joke,
but it sounds racist, and funny.

1617
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,035
Hello, Grandma!

1618
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:39,714
Hey.

1619
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,760
Can you take care of Tanner for a while?
I have to go urinate.

1620
01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,992
Thank you.

1621
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,273
Here it is!

1622
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,315
I thought you looked a bit like me.

1623
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,680
Eh-heh.

1624
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,359
Yes, you are like me.

1625
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:18,198
I think you're like me.

1626
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,238
You look like me in the summer.

1627
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,296
Lakens, thank you very much
have come.

1628
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:39,639
See you next time.

1629
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:42,151
Well, everything looks good here.

1630
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,754
Will you join us
for Mother's Day lunch tomorrow?

1631
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,353
- No, I work.
- Oh....

1632
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,754
Are you a mother?

1633
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:49,435
No.

1634
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,630
I thought you did not like
free gifts for mothers in the framework of Mother's Day?

1635
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,389
No.

1636
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,756
If you need something, just ask.

1637
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,673
Sorry to bother
your dinner, my dear.

1638
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,431
Fried green tomatoes.

1639
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,310
Lance, you are my agent and I love you,
who is an "oxymoron",

1640
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,631
... but if you're here for
philosophical conversation,

1641
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,154
... it's best to be brief and short here.

1642
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:24,673
Yes, you know me as Lance Wallace,
the agent of the stars.

1643
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,359
You usually have big stars.

1644
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:27,600
Now you only have me.

1645
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,280
Mmm.

1646
01:11:29,440 --> 01:11:32,193
But you really know that
I was born in the Bronx...

1647
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,669
... and my name is Ramone Navarro,

1648
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,716
... who collects empty soda bottles
to get money to eat.

1649
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:43,709
We are what the world thinks we are and sometimes we don't exist.

1650
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:46,435
We decide who we are,

1651
01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:49,512
... when we want and
who we want to know.

1652
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,113
Or who is it?

1653
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:55,719
Have you finished, Ramone?

1654
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,479
Just do my job,
to make sure...

1655
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,632
... that there is no decrease in
kilowatts in that smile.

1656
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:03,600
Hmm.

1657
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:08,717
Oh, you're right, you're right, it's a salad fork.

1658
01:12:10,008 --> 01:12:15,888


1659
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,320
Hey, change plan.

1660
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,509
I got a call.

1661
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:22,736
One of the girls must be pulled out.

1662
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,228
He got the role of the
comedy series for NBC.

1663
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,918
It might be canceled,
but still,

1664
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,479
... I entered the final tonight.

1665
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:29,629
Where are you?

1666
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,073
I'm with Katie.

1667
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,269
He is fine.

1668
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Bye.

1669
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,560
Good appearance.
Okay, next.

1670
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,115
Good night.

1671
01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:45,760
Oh....

1672
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,871
I should not see this.

1673
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,149
Good night.

1674
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,113
Good night.
Yes, yes, good night.

1675
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,279
Good night.

1676
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,760
I go home.

1677
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,193
Wow, how....

1678
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,074
Good night.

1679
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,591
You usually say good night.

1680
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,473
This will spend your time
to say good night.

1681
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,515
Hey, honey, where are you?

1682
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:45,079
I'm starting to worry.

1683
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,432
If you think about separation,
please don't.

1684
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,510
Let's continue to love each other and Katie.

1685
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:56,833
I don't want to marry you.

1686
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,435
I mean, I really want to marry you,

1687
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:01,670
... but we don't have to get married.

1688
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,955
If you accept this,
please come to the club.

1689
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,359
I love you.

1690
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:10,589
This competition is worth $ 5,000.

1691
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,797
Zack Zim, you entered the final by default.

1692
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,836
- Good for you.
- Aw....

1693
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,237
That's the sweetest baby I've ever met.

1694
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,240
Can you take care of Katie
while I do my preparation?

1695
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:23,508
No.

1696
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,354
Welcome to the stage,
Zack Zim.

1697
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,016
Zack Zim, he's very... Oh, that's you.

1698
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,632
Alright, go out there, kid.

1699
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,720
Come on, I support you.
I will come out in front.

1700
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,557
Uh....

1701
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:40,789
Hello.

1702
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:42,680
Hmm....

1703
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:44,319
So, I'm Zack.

1704
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,556
Eh, this is Katie.

1705
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,038
Say hello.

1706
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,312
He is a bit shy.

1707
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,715
I will only say this from "get-go", this is not planned.

1708
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,320
Coming here with him is not planned,

1709
01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,391
... isn't he not planned,

1710
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:03,239
... even though to be fair,
you are a little shocking.

1711
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,395
Don't like the joke.

1712
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:07,920
Eh....

1713
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,993
So, is there someone here who has a baby?

1714
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:15,511
No, obviously you don't have.

1715
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,431
You guys have life here.

1716
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:18,879
- [ALL LAUGH]
- [BABY CRYING]

1717
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,275
No, don't cry, stop crying.

1718
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:24,113
Five thousand are at stake.

1719
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,277
Friend, do you mind
holding her for a while?

1720
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:29,589
What is your name, friend?

1721
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:30,680
Tiny [Tiny ~ Small].

1722
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,016
Tiny, if you don't
objection I say,

1723
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:34,270
... you seem to have a very welcoming chest.

1724
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,878
Can I rest my child on it?

1725
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:37,995
Sure.

1726
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,096
Just a moment, thank you.

1727
01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:00,034
I mean, I don't know whether to be
happy or offended.

1728
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,631
How can you do that?

1729
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,870
I'm soft, like a sofa.

1730
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,155
Please, will you
come and stay with us?

1731
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,309
I'm serious.

1732
01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,635
I haven't slept in a year.

1733
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:12,789
I'll take the sofa.

1734
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,478
My boyfriend is very interesting.

1735
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,471
Can your girlfriend take a sofa?

1736
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,558
Oh my boyfriend, huh.

1737
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:19,959
This is my brother.

1738
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:25,230
Hey, can everyone give
to the biggest caregiver in the world, please?

1739
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,237
Good work.

1740
01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,072
Thank you.
I will bring it back.

1741
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,840
Bye.

1742
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,160
- Thank you.
- Call me.

1743
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,279
Wow.

1744
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,718
You know, being a father
changes you.

1745
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,711
I'm worried all the time.

1746
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,552
Do I know when he is tired?

1747
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,198
Don't really know.

1748
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:53,474
When will he be sick?

1749
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:55,348
Definitely not.

1750
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,348
This is the last nice shirt I have.

1751
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,472
But his mother knows,

1752
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:05,199
... because in every
atom in their body,

1753
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:09,792
... they know what is good for children
them and their families.

1754
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,199
Besides, talking about parents,
I better return this one to him.

1755
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,200
Hey, guys, thank you very much.

1756
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,390
I'm Zack Zim, and this is Katie.

1757
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:25,398
Ah, how cute babies are.

1758
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:26,833
I like babies.

1759
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,717
We can have one
if you want.

1760
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:30,752
That's our first date.

1761
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,956
So what will you do tomorrow?

1762
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,314
Shut up.

1763
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:35,669
I panic.

1764
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:37,432
- I thought you failed to get on stage.
- Where are you?

1765
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:41,229
Sorry, you know, ordinary things,
meet my real mother.

1766
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,548
Your mother, what?

1767
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,640
Yes, that's terrible.

1768
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:44,760
Terrible?

1769
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:47,638
Really makes me appreciate what I have. Fully.

1770
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,072
You're the best.

1771
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,149
We have
winners unanimously.

1772
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,438
Katie Zim.

1773
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:59,357
Oh, and that person
with him. Let's go forward.

1774
01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:00,936
Yes, God.
Wait, wait, wait, take him.

1775
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,428
He won, you just used it
as a props, really.

1776
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:05,896
So, wait, your real mother?

1777
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,115
Just go to the stage.
Go, go, go, go, go.

1778
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:12,708
Congratulations!

1779
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,268
Zack Zim!

1780
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,116
Yes, we each carry our baby.

1781
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,112
- Happy Mother's Day!
- Happy Mother's Day!

1782
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,909
What? Oh, my God.

1783
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,959
You guys... You two are the coolest.

1784
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,600
Bananas are my idea,
you know, to stay healthy.

1785
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,039
This is perfect. I like it.

1786
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,678
What are M & M pancakes?

1787
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,637
- Yes.
- Oh, Boy.

1788
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:47,755
Open my prize.

1789
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,239
Okay, okay, okay.

1790
01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,315
Why?

1791
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:59,754
That is the coolest potato man that has ever existed, period, end of story.

1792
01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:03,039
That's awesome.

1793
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,710
"Thank you for everything
that you did."

1794
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,233
"We respect you."

1795
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,311
"Happy mother's day, Tina."

1796
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,151
You give
the wrong gift, you're slow.

1797
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,639
Oops, sorry, ma'am.

1798
01:19:15,720 --> 01:19:17,676
Oh, it's okay. It is okay.

1799
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,679
I love you, Mother.

1800
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:22,276
Thank you. I love you.
This one is for you.

1801
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:24,675
OK, alright.

1802
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:28,715
This is better than the first.

1803
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:29,915
That's better.

1804
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:31,560
That's very sweet.

1805
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,480
I like it.
Thank you very much.

1806
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,389
This is for you.

1807
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,674
Thank you, honey.

1808
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,035
Do you also give
cards to Tina?

1809
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:42,350
Yes, but it's a different card.

1810
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:45,796
I can get rid of Tina
if you want.

1811
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,395
No.

1812
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,117
No, no, no, no,
I don't want you to do it.

1813
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:53,913
But you are so sad.

1814
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:01,114
Oh, okay, listen, here,
take it there for a while.

1815
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,200
This is where.

1816
01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,709
Here.

1817
01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:08,912
Vicky, Rachel, where are you?

1818
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,511
Come on, let's wake up, have a little breakfast, huh?

1819
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,155
Guys, don't make me
come there.

1820
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,479
It's too late.

1821
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:23,915
Come on, let's go, go up and go to their place.

1822
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,435
Hey.

1823
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,276
Hey, Vicky! [RING PHONE]

1824
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:32,473
Rachel, where are you?

1825
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,456
Hey, Kimberly, I can't talk now.

1826
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,696
I don't know where my girls are.

1827
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:38,278
KIMBERLY: Your girls are with me.

1828
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:39,680
What are you talking about, where?

1829
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:46,595
I love you so much

1830
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:51,391
... and, you know, that's just...
It's hard to share, you know?

1831
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:54,792
Sort of like how you feel
about your LEGO pirate ship.

1832
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,189
Do you know how you don't want someone to touch it?

1833
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:00,029
Yes, well, that's how I feel.

1834
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,678
But you remember
how happy you feel...

1835
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,512
... when you see
how happy Nick is...

1836
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:08,115
... when he can walk with
wood legs down the board?

1837
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,669
Right?

1838
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,870
Yes, that's because really,
is really good to share.

1839
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:14,995
That's very good.

1840
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,718
In fact, as I said,
what do you know,

1841
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:23,316
... I think I'll take you to
Daddy will be here soon, okay?

1842
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:28,756
So you can give Tina
amazing human potatoes.

1843
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,112
Do you really want to share?

1844
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:32,639
Yes.

1845
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,839
Yep, I will share, for one hour.

1846
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,592
One hour, maybe two hours.
I will see how I feel.

1847
01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:40,720
How do you feel about that?

1848
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:42,159
- [TWO:] Yes.
- yes?

1849
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:50,296
We will take lunch
and we will meet you at the parade.

1850
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,753
Have fun.

1851
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:52,989
Bye, Max.

1852
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,278
Are you called too?

1853
01:21:57,360 --> 01:21:59,828
Yep, just want to know if I
will get a chance...

1854
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,512
... to enjoy the last meal.

1855
01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:03,113
Very doubtful.

1856
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,192
I mean, they can't
frustrate us again, right?

1857
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,991
You lie to your mother.

1858
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:13,913
Mother makes me live alone at college...

1859
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,120
... because he doesn't want me
to have a minority roommate.

1860
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,816
Yes, and he hit me when I said I wanted to dress up...

1861
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:18,909
... like people for Halloween.

1862
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,913
I think Liberace is a costume that is
not suitable for a little girl.

1863
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,336
Do they know we will come?

1864
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,351
Yes, I called Dad before.

1865
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,595
I will pick you up tonight,
before dinner, okay?

1866
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:38,950
- Bye, Mother.
- Bye, I love you.

1867
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,874
Have fun.

1868
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:53,393
I am very happy to meet you.

1869
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:54,549
Hello, hello.

1870
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,279
What is that?

1871
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,231
For me? Geez.

1872
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:00,470
- Surprise.
- Thank you very much.

1873
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:01,879
Thank you.

1874
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,512
Happy Mother's Day.

1875
01:23:24,800 --> 01:23:26,199
We love you.

1876
01:23:38,888 --> 01:23:46,888


1877
01:23:52,480 --> 01:23:55,392
Russell, this is Jesse.

1878
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,596
I go to stay
with my parents for a while....

1879
01:23:57,720 --> 01:24:00,029
... and I brought Tanner
with me. Bye.

1880
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:03,317
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait!

1881
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:08,798
Hey, wait, wait, wait, I'm coming!

1882
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:12,716
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop, stop,

1883
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:16,156
... stop, wait, hold, hold,
wait a minute, let me enter,

1884
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,713
... stop, stop, stop,
hold, hold it!

1885
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:21,393
Wait a minute!

1886
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:23,320
Where is Tanner?

1887
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,680
Calm down, he's with Max and Charlie.

1888
01:24:24,720 --> 01:24:25,789
A nice robe.

1889
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,476
We only say it
so you enter here.

1890
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,559
Oh, good, another lie.

1891
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,029
Yes, is that a new thing now? Bye.

1892
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,628
Russell, we thank you
for coming.

1893
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,355
Mother? Are you here?

1894
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:41,199
Maybe if you call me
more often, you will know me better.

1895
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:44,471
Russell, I know I made a joke
about Jesse, but I love him.

1896
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:48,354
So, Flo and I think you both
should kiss and make up.

1897
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:53,079
No, no, because he's a liar.

1898
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:55,958
She's a liar, lies to a liar, okay?

1899
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:58,349
And besides, scare me
to get me here...

1900
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,954
... isn't a good way to start
conversations, okay?

1901
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,473
Have fun. I go.

1902
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,198
Cannot, unless you will jump.

1903
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,231
Father, what are you doing?
Slowly!

1904
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:08,509
Oh come on.

1905
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,428
Where will we go?

1906
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,216
Well, this is crazy, right?

1907
01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,656
He lies about everything.
What do you know?

1908
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,353
If I'm your parents,
I will go home now.

1909
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:20,228
If this damn car doesn't need all
repair it, we will go home.

1910
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,800
Actually, it might be my fault.

1911
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,880
How can it be?

1912
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,760
I told Charlie
to play the machine...

1913
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:26,438
... so Grandma and Grandpa
can't go home.

1914
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:28,909
The deflated tire
only bad luck, or good luck.

1915
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,439
Do you do it to us?

1916
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,835
Forget that.

1917
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:34,514
I'm impressed that he knows
so much about machines.

1918
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,238
Yes, he really knows the machine.

1919
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:39,676
Honey, forgive me.

1920
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,479
I promise, I will never,
ever lie to you, again.

1921
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,232
I just... I invite my heart.

1922
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:47,438
- You promised?
- Promise.

1923
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,039
- Okay, I forgive you.
- You forgive me?

1924
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,315
No, I'm lying.
Do you know how it feels?

1925
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:58,151
Eh, sorry to disturb your time,
but this is not good.

1926
01:25:58,240 --> 01:25:59,309
What?

1927
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:02,517
Brakes are empty and we walk too fast.

1928
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,716
I swear, Charlie isn't
playing with the brakes.

1929
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,640
No, no, I
should fix it,

1930
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:09,752
... but I took the money and
I spent on dog tracks!

1931
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:13,960
Beware of trash cans.

1932
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,514
Hey, what happened?

1933
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:20,639
Where does everyone go?

1934
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:22,115
Jesse, keep it down.

1935
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,599
Stay under me!

1936
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,558
Hey, it's Grandma's mobile home.

1937
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,392
I see. Let's check.

1938
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,079
They make ornamental vehicles peranakan for Mother's Day?

1939
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,879
I can't wait to see what they're doing for Father's Day.

1940
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,560
Hello, Marvin, you can chase
two vehicles.

1941
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:51,435
One of them is an RV from Texas and one more big and pink vehicle.

1942
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,279
Slow down!

1943
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:00,349
Yes, my goodness.
Okay, we are chasing.

1944
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:01,680
Wow!

1945
01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:11,591
Earl, Jesse, Gabi, I love you! Russell?

1946
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,680
Yes.

1947
01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:14,393
Nice to meet you.

1948
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,118
We will hit very hard.

1949
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,235
No!

1950
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,720
Huh?

1951
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:26,156
Wow, uh, it's not so hard,
right now, right?

1952
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,479
Everything is fine?

1953
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:29,800
What is happening?

1954
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:33,189
No. I lie.

1955
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,073
The brakes have been fixed.

1956
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:39,318
Fear of death makes
everyone closer together.

1957
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:43,718
Welcome, welcome my family.

1958
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,992
Everything comes out of the vehicle.

1959
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,115
Come on fast.

1960
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:51,037
Okay, we will come. Hello.

1961
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:52,428
Exit the vehicle.

1962
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,197
Raise your hand up
so we can see it.

1963
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:56,554
Are you okay?

1964
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,477
Hello, police officer, how are you?

1965
01:27:58,560 --> 01:27:59,696
Mother, just lift your hand up.

1966
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:02,439
Spread your feet.

1967
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:04,275
Are there others?

1968
01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:07,358
Hello, this is just me.

1969
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,108
Close to the ground.

1970
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,713
To the ground!

1971
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,233
Stay on the ground!

1972
01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:16,352
On the ground!

1973
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:19,954
Sir, that's my husband!

1974
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:22,270
Officer, I really don't appreciate...

1975
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,550
... how do you treat this
son-in-law.

1976
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,710
Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.

1977
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,392
He heals my knee.

1978
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:30,988
Hello, Dr. Kohli.

1979
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:32,549
Hey, Danielle.

1980
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,912
Finally, there is someone who defends.

1981
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,310
Oh, boy, are you okay, Russell?

1982
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,628
- Yes, I'm fine.
- OK.

1983
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,234
Wow, I never thought
would say it in carrying out a task,

1984
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:44,596
... but who has
registration for this peranakan?

1985
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,393
We have. But we already missed the parade.

1986
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:48,993
Is there a parade of peranakans?

1987
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,433
Yes, of course there is.

1988
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,152
Wow, it's okay.

1989
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:55,595
Now we can carry out picnic
real family together.

1990
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,990
I love you too, Mother.
Happy Mother's Day.

1991
01:28:58,280 --> 01:28:59,599
Did he just kiss me?

1992
01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:01,896
We can't join the parade,
but we will have a picnic!

1993
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:03,638
I am proud of you, Earl.

1994
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:05,958
Oh, thank you, Fluffy.

1995
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,356
Thank you for asking
us, Kimberly.

1996
01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:14,668
Oh, and also for lunch.

1997
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:16,398
I'm sure my father will like you very much.

1998
01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:18,232
Please, I can handle it.

1999
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,072
I'm a pole dancer.

2000
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:21,752
Come on, bring the dance!

2001
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:33,275
Wow. I thought your father used the veterinary
discount at ProFlowers.

2002
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:35,194
Surprise!

2003
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:39,910
Daddy, what's all this?

2004
01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:42,594
Oh, this is everything they left behind at the flower shop.

2005
01:29:43,280 --> 01:29:45,316
Okay, but why is it here?

2006
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,656
I think it's time we
start celebrating Mother's Day.

2007
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:49,033
I would rather go see my baby.

2008
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,915
And for my first surprise, for the youngest, Vicky, voila.

2009
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:56,229
- Oh.
- Wow.

2010
01:29:56,680 --> 01:29:58,159
A karaoke machine!

2011
01:29:58,240 --> 01:29:59,719
That's right, yes.

2012
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:02,671
Young women, this is for you.

2013
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:11,991
But this... This is your car key.

2014
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:14,555
Yes, I've sold the car,

2015
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,676
... but imagine you want that key.

2016
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:19,512
Joking, you also get a car.

2017
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,870
- Oh, God, thank you.

2018
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:23,919
Thank you very much again.

2019
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,069
Thank you.

2020
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,149
Look at this place.

2021
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,520
Mmm.

2022
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:36,796
Daddy, did you invite him?

2023
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:37,915
No.

2024
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,231
No, I hired him
to keep the drink bowl.

2025
01:30:41,320 --> 01:30:43,276
- Good.
- Yes.

2026
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,510
I will go get the drink.

2027
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:46,635
OK.

2028
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,151
- Hey.
- Hey.

2029
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:53,856
Thank you for coming
in such a short time.

2030
01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:55,757
- I'm very proud of you.
- Thank you.

2031
01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:57,239
- Me.
- Thank you.

2032
01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:58,788
- Hello.
- Hey, neighbor.

2033
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,359
- Hey.
- Hello, I'm Lexy.

2034
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,635
Lexy.

2035
01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:04,678
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

2036
01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:06,160
Hmm, yes, alright,
please help yourself...

2037
01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:08,760
... with drinks and smells
flowers. So crazy.

2038
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,035
That is the sexy mother we told you about.

2039
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:12,872
Oh, that makes sense, okay, yeah.

2040
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:16,077
Wow, that might be a little too
a lot for me now, you know?

2041
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,309
- Fair enough.
- Mmm-hmm.

2042
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:18,680
I will even keep trying.

2043
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:20,392
No, please do it.
That's a great start.

2044
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:21,480
Hey.

2045
01:31:22,680 --> 01:31:23,680
Wow!

2046
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:24,909
Do you know what that is?

2047
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:26,075
No.

2048
01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:27,593
This is a karaoke machine.

2049
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,432
That's cool.
What is the button for?

2050
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,476
That echoes, so that it makes
sound like...

2051
01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:35,195
Yes, God, you people
excess sex hormones?

2052
01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:39,159
Wait, hello, Tina?

2053
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,936
- Here I am. I really need your help right now.
- What?

2054
01:31:40,960 --> 01:31:42,976
- I don't know what to do.
- Wait, Tina, slow. What is wrong?

2055
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,592
- What's wrong?
- This is Mikey.

2056
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,948
He can't breathe.

2057
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:47,871
Okay, that's the asthma.

2058
01:31:47,960 --> 01:31:50,136
No, I know, Henry warned me
that this was bad all this year...

2059
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:51,216
... and there are lots of ragweed.
[Ragweed = A small green flower of a daisy family in North America,
produces excessive pollen, a major cause of fever and allergies in some areas]

2060
01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,037
Where is the inhaler?

2061
01:31:53,120 --> 01:31:55,475
It's here, but it's empty
and I can't find a backup.

2062
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:56,560
Where is Henry?

2063
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,471
He is in the
shop and he doesn't answer the phone.

2064
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:00,869
Alright, just take him to the freezer.

2065
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:01,995
He is not hungry.

2066
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:03,120
I know he's not hungry.

2067
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,296
Breathing in cold air
will really help him,

2068
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:06,355
... so just go, go, go, go!

2069
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:08,096
Let's go to the freezer, okay?
You will be fine.

2070
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:11,112
You will be fine.
Yes, just take a breath.

2071
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,872
Okay, alright.

2072
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:14,837
Geez, Sandy, I'm very scared.

2073
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:15,920
I know, I know.

2074
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:18,230
Look, I keep a backup inhaler
in his backpack.

2075
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:22,679
Okay, yes. I understand.
I will put you on the speaker.

2076
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,069
Okay, where?

2077
01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:26,878
Good. There are four bags.

2078
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:28,678
It was on one of the mice on it.

2079
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:30,320
There is no zipper in mice.

2080
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,840
It's next to a mouse!

2081
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,791
It's next to the mouse, sorry.

2082
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,716
It's okay, I help you.

2083
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:40,392
I help you. Here, friend.

2084
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:41,976
Here it is. Come on, come on. I help you.

2085
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,319
I want you.

2086
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:45,470
Okay, mother is coming, honey.
You are okay.

2087
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,160
Daddy will make you
feel all the better, you know that.

2088
01:32:48,680 --> 01:32:51,399
Okay, give him three sniffs
and then give three more...

2089
01:32:51,480 --> 01:32:53,550
... in 30 minutes if he needs it, okay?

2090
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,576
I don't like the color.
I will take him to the ER.

2091
01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,800
OK, then go. Just go,
leave and I'll meet you there.

2092
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,875
Bring the items.

2093
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:08,511
Hey, DJ, play it.

2094
01:33:09,840 --> 01:33:11,159
Here it is.

2095
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:12,794
♪ ♫ ♪ All right! ~ Stop whatcha doin '♪ ♫ ♪
[All right! Stop, what are you doing]

2096
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:13,949
♪ ♫ ♪ 'Cause I'm about to ruin ♪ ♫ ♪
[Because I will damage... ]

2097
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:15,917
♪ ♫ ♪ The image and style that is used to ♪ ♫ ♪
[The image and style you usually use]

2098
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,353
♪ ♫ ♪ I look funny, right? ♪ ♫ ♪
[I look funny, right? ]

2099
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:18,953
♪ ♫ ♪ But, yo, I'm getting more money, see? ♪ ♫ ♪
[But, I make money, you know? ]

2100
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:20,712
♪ ♫ ♪ So, yo world I hope you're ready for me ♪ ♫ ♪
[So, the world I hope you prepare for me]

2101
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:23,394
♪ ♫ ♪ My name is Humpty Pronounced with a "umpty" ♪ ♫ ♪
[My name is Humpty ~ Pronounced as "umpty"]

2102
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:26,597
♪ ♫ ♪ Yo, moms Oh, how do I like to love thee ♪ ♫ ♪
[Yo, Mother ~ Oh, how do I like to love you]

2103
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:28,432
♪ ♫ ♪ And all the fathers in the Top 10 ♪ ♫ ♪
[and all fathers in the Top 10]

2104
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,112
♪ ♫ ♪ Please allow me to bump thee ♪ ♫ ♪
[Allow me to hit you]

2105
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,714
♪ ♫ ♪ I'm steppin 'tall, y'all And just like Humpty Dumpty ♪ ♫ ♪
[I dance "steppin' tall", all of you ~ And like Humpty Dumpty]

2106
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,109
♪ ♫ ♪ You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me ♪ ♫ ♪
[You will fall when stereo throws me]

2107
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,111
♪ ♫ ♪ I'm still rockin's these pink pants ♪ ♫ ♪
[I'm still wearing these pink pants]

2108
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:38,792
♪ ♫ ♪ I even got my own dance ♪ ♫ ♪
[And I even got my own dance]

2109
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,792
♪ ♫ ♪ The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump ♪ ♫ ♪
[The Humpty Dance is your chance to do "the hump"]

2110
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,279
♪ ♫ ♪ That ’right, folks, help me out. ♪ ♫ ♪
[That's right, people, help me out]

2111
01:33:43,840 --> 01:33:45,956
♪ ♫ ♪ Do me, baby! ~ ALL: Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪
[Do it with me, honey! ~ (ALL) Do the Humpty hump]

2112
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:49,032
Girls, go up here.
Dancing with your parents. Come on.

2113
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:50,949
♪ ♫ ♪ Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪

2114
01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:54,191
♪ ♫ ♪ Watch me do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪
Yes, yes. Uh!

2115
01:33:54,280 --> 01:33:55,793
♪ ♫ ♪ Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪

2116
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:57,520
Look at me...

2117
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,152
Where did he go?

2118
01:34:00,440 --> 01:34:01,440
Father!

2119
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:02,834
Are you okay, Dad?

2120
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:04,120
Yes, I'm fine, Vicky.

2121
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:05,758
Rachel, how do my legs look?

2122
01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:06,875
Great, Dad.

2123
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:07,995
What is my right foot?

2124
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,439
Someone, please call 911.

2125
01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:11,431
See what happens when you let
white boys rap?

2126
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:13,754
Here it is, people.

2127
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:14,995
Happy Mother's Day.

2128
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:19,950
Don't move, Dad. I go down.

2129
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:23,552
Rach, maybe it's time
practice driving to the hospital.

2130
01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:30,435
I'm open.

2131
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:34,632
I hope it doesn't matter I'm here.

2132
01:34:35,960 --> 01:34:38,520
I recognize you when I see you.

2133
01:34:43,320 --> 01:34:45,914
We are 16 years old and fall in love.

2134
01:34:47,080 --> 01:34:48,354
What, love monkey?

2135
01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:51,637
No, true love, great,

2136
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:55,952
... a kind of love "planning your whole life
_ around",

2137
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,598
... and then you were born.

2138
01:34:58,800 --> 01:35:01,633
His family moved to another city
on the day we gave them news...

2139
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:05,633
... and my parents pulled me out of school for one year.

2140
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,672
My mother never really
looked at me the same again.

2141
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,950
Forever he is disappointed, I think.

2142
01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:18,639
That was never even
considered...

2143
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:20,096
... if I will take care of you, really.

2144
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:23,795
He said he found
good family living in Hawaii.

2145
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:27,878
They are not good.
They are amazingly great.

2146
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:29,632
I know they have died.
Forgive me.

2147
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:34,312
My parents have also died.

2148
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:37,790
So there's only you and me.

2149
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:44,796
Part of the agreement is
that they will...

2150
01:35:44,880 --> 01:35:48,668
... send me your photo every year...

2151
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:55,518
... so that I can
know that you're fine.

2152
01:36:00,760 --> 01:36:02,557
Wow. What?

2153
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,119
I don't understand.

2154
01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:22,033
Why have you never contacted me?

2155
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:28,518
That is another part of the agreement.

2156
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:38,034
So, I lost my true love and you,

2157
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:41,510
... and I don't want to replace it,

2158
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:47,516
... so I live life
for career and that's what I have.

2159
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,069
What is that?

2160
01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:55,712
That's your grandson.

2161
01:36:58,280 --> 01:36:59,759
That's my boyfriend, Zack.

2162
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:05,918
Katie, I want you to meet someone special.

2163
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,592
This is Katie.

2164
01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:11,878
Katie, do you want to meet someone?

2165
01:37:13,240 --> 01:37:14,309
Yes.

2166
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:22,240
That's your grandmother.

2167
01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:24,149
Hello.

2168
01:37:27,888 --> 01:37:32,888
Please, Enjoy ~ Good Luck! :)
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2169
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,278
- Hey, how is it?
- He is nice.

2170
01:37:41,400 --> 01:37:43,120
- He is back to normal.
- Oh, thank God.

2171
01:37:43,160 --> 01:37:45,176
They should bring him out.
I will check it out.

2172
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,077
Thank God. Oh good.

2173
01:37:47,280 --> 01:37:48,349
Hello.

2174
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:50,558
- Hello. You are okay?
- Hello.

2175
01:37:50,640 --> 01:37:51,959
Yes.

2176
01:37:52,040 --> 01:37:54,998
- Sandy, I'm sorry.
- Yes.

2177
01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:56,456
I don't know what happened to the inhaler.

2178
01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:57,993
That's why we have a reserve.

2179
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:00,031
Your middle name is now "Backup".

2180
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:02,714
Good. I just...
I really panicked.

2181
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:03,800
I know.

2182
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:05,199
How can you stay so calm?

2183
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:09,751
Wow, Tina, it only takes time.

2184
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:11,990
It's time. I mean, Peter...

2185
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:13,559
Thirteen. How old is he?

2186
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:14,640
- How old are you?
- Thirteen years.

2187
01:38:14,720 --> 01:38:17,154
Thirteen years. It takes
13 years, you know?

2188
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:18,958
So, just give yourself a break.

2189
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:21,120
If not, you will really
drop yourself...

2190
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:22,872
... and that will upset me.

2191
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,758
- So it becomes one of your rules.
- That is good.

2192
01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:27,515
Whose child is this?

2193
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:29,033
Mother!

2194
01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:31,793
Oh dear, hello.

2195
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:34,474
Mother, can I ask for some candy, please? Oh...

2196
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,750
Sly's tactics.

2197
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:38,717
I told you you'll be fine.

2198
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:42,873
Well, I'll get some
sweets and maybe one for myself.

2199
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:44,376
Please hold this.

2200
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:51,238
Now, because it's Mother's Day
and I'm a mother,

2201
01:38:51,480 --> 01:38:55,234
I want to introduce a very special guest, my daughter, Kristin.

2202
01:38:57,800 --> 01:39:01,156
He has something very special
that he wants to say.

2203
01:39:09,160 --> 01:39:13,517
Father of my child, the light of my life,

2204
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:18,998
Zack, will you marry me?

2205
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:21,753
And because I've made you
wait so long,

2206
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:25,037
I want to do it today,
while my mother is still here.

2207
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:32,709
Wow, are you willing?

2208
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:34,880
Wha....

2209
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:36,360
Eh....

2210
01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:37,919
The program is recorded.

2211
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:43,953
Will you?

2212
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:46,990
Wow, you know,

2213
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:49,389
... I will think about that first.

2214
01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:50,960
Hmm.

2215
01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:53,877
OK, I'm willing.

2216
01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:55,632
Yes.

2217
01:39:55,760 --> 01:39:57,273
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

2218
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:03,160
Oh....

2219
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,512
Oh, I think it's time.

2220
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:07,599
- Must go.
- Oh....

2221
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:09,955
Where is my wallet? Where is the key?

2222
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,439
Good luck, all of you.

2223
01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:14,398
Time for marriage.
Where is Shorty? Shorty?

2224
01:40:14,480 --> 01:40:15,708
I'm Shorty.

2225
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:17,438
- Are you Shorty?
- Yes.

2226
01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:18,589
I should have guessed.

2227
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,716
Okay, listen,
Miranda wants to implement...

2228
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,268
... expensive big wedding
in the best hotel,

2229
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:25,078
... but Kristin wants to get married here...

2230
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:26,456
... because here is where
they first met.

2231
01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:29,040
Great, and we will do the best to make it expensive.

2232
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,155
Wow, thanks for that.

2233
01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:31,576
Who will do the ceremony?

2234
01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:32,635
Officially me.

2235
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:34,034
Do you have a license?

2236
01:40:34,120 --> 01:40:36,350
Of course, from the Idaho Online Church.

2237
01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:37,759
Can we do it now?

2238
01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:41,271
Wow. We will make money.

2239
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:44,438
Pager Dr. Freeman and Dr. Sheehan.

2240
01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:47,432
Please report to the nurse's room.

2241
01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,119
Come on.

2242
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:02,637
Are you kidding me?

2243
01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:04,996
Is this what will happen today?

2244
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:09,432
OK, okay.

2245
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:16,188
God! Oh, no, no, no, no.

2246
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:19,280
Yes, God.

2247
01:41:27,160 --> 01:41:28,160
Wow.

2248
01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:31,216
Do you know what?
Guys, let's go this way.

2249
01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:33,320
Let not be involved.
Come on, here it is.

2250
01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:34,429
Oh....

2251
01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:36,158
Hey, human tampon.

2252
01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:38,754
Right? Remember...  - Hey.
- Hello.

2253
01:41:38,840 --> 01:41:40,193


2254
01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:41,879
- Hello.
- Hmm....

2255
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,598
- We have ever...
- Yes.

2256
01:41:43,680 --> 01:41:45,033
Yes, of course, hello.

2257
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:46,798
This is actually Bradley.

2258
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:48,194
- Oh, Bradley.
- Yes.

2259
01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:50,496
This is my child. This is Rachel, and this is Vicky.

2260
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,520
- Hello.
- Hello.

2261
01:41:51,680 --> 01:41:52,795
- This is...
- Sandy.

2262
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:55,071
- With two sons.
- Yes, it is true.

2263
01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:57,116
Hmm....

2264
01:41:57,240 --> 01:41:58,673
- Are you okay?
- Do you know what? No.

2265
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,110
I am in a little difficult situation.

2266
01:42:01,280 --> 01:42:02,508
- OK. I help you.
- This is ridiculous.

2267
01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:04,039
Girls, help me,

2268
01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,256
... why don't you run
and go find and see...

2269
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:06,508
... is there someone
who has the key to this?

2270
01:42:06,720 --> 01:42:08,790
There is, security guarding in front.
I am sure.

2271
01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:12,350
This might seem rather suspicious.

2272
01:42:12,920 --> 01:42:15,593
Are you surprised
how can I get inside...

2273
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:17,079
-... this situation?
- Mmm.

2274
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:18,200
No, I really don't know.

2275
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:20,296
- You know what happens every time...
- Eh-heh.

2276
01:42:20,320 --> 01:42:22,016
... I tried to wake up?
It's stuck in something.

2277
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,376
This can't go further, okay,

2278
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:25,038
... wow, let me know what I can do there.

2279
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:26,776
- Pull your wrist this way.
- Ow! Watch Out.

2280
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:27,800
What?

2281
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,075
This is Miranda Collins bracelet,
just, you know. Oh...

2282
01:42:32,520 --> 01:42:34,351
What do you do to your feet?

2283
01:42:36,160 --> 01:42:40,039
Another one victim related to hip-hop.

2284
01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:41,554
- Hip hop?
- Yes. How about you?

2285
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:42,880
Why are you here?
Are you in...

2286
01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:44,319
-... part of psychiatry?
- [LAUGH]

2287
01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:48,111
No. My child has an asthma attack.

2288
01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:50,869
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Is he okay?

2289
01:42:51,040 --> 01:42:54,555
Yes, he's back to normal,
so I got him this candy.

2290
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:55,755
I help you, we will take it.

2291
01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:57,056
Oh, bend it, bend it.

2292
01:42:57,080 --> 01:42:58,256
Here, I will pull it down. There.

2293
01:42:58,280 --> 01:42:59,349
Ow....

2294
01:42:59,440 --> 01:43:00,839
- Wow. Awesome.
- Ta-da.

2295
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:02,195
- Wait.
- You are released.

2296
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:03,355
Take it down here.

2297
01:43:03,440 --> 01:43:05,078
- This object?
- Take the Skittle.

2298
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:06,680
That's why I did it
in the first place.

2299
01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:08,273
Don't. This is what will happen.

2300
01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:13,032
- Hey, alright.
- Yes.

2301
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:14,599
- That's amazing.
- Good work.

2302
01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:15,760
Can.

2303
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,190
Wait. Oh, you know what,
while we are here...

2304
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:21,153
Okay, but if there is one that
catches us,

2305
01:43:21,280 --> 01:43:23,080
... we will say you stole
candy for sick children.

2306
01:43:23,120 --> 01:43:24,678
- Thank you very much.
- Yes.

2307
01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:26,314
I owe you.

2308
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,793
No, random acts of kindness.

2309
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,040
OK, thank you.

2310
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,599
Do you need a ride?

2311
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,199
No, we bring a car.

2312
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:34,197
- Yes. Of course, of course.
- Yes.

2313
01:43:34,280 --> 01:43:35,554
And I...

2314
01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:37,198
What do I think?
There are my children,

2315
01:43:37,320 --> 01:43:39,470
-... a new husband, his new wife.
- Oh....

2316
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:40,948
- It's "carful".
- Wow.

2317
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:43,110
Yes, I'm divorced too.

2318
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:46,120
Oh, hmm....

2319
01:43:46,440 --> 01:43:50,956
Actually, my wife passed away, so...

2320
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:52,320
Oh....

2321
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:55,275
Oh my goodness, I'm very sorry.

2322
01:43:56,480 --> 01:43:58,550
- Oh, that certainly makes today so difficult.
- No problem.

2323
01:43:58,800 --> 01:44:00,756
This starts fine.

2324
01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:03,280
Thank you.

2325
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:05,016
Father, we look everywhere.
We can't....

2326
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:06,320
No, no, no.
We're fine, really.

2327
01:44:06,480 --> 01:44:07,833
- He has been released.
- Regardless.

2328
01:44:08,080 --> 01:44:09,798
- Emancipation.
- Yes. We are good. Yes.

2329
01:44:11,480 --> 01:44:13,152
- Yes. Hmm....
- So....

2330
01:44:13,760 --> 01:44:16,797
Wow, hey, I'll meet you
here, I guess.

2331
01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:18,308
That will be fun.

2332
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:20,080
Wait, my father
has a fitness gym.

2333
01:44:20,280 --> 01:44:22,120
Give him your card.
You should need to stop by,

2334
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:25,033
... you know, try yoga classes
or even dance pole. Mmm.

2335
01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:26,998
This helps you get
touch on your body.

2336
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:28,993
Mmm-hmm. I've heard it.

2337
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,190
This is where my body works.

2338
01:44:31,480 --> 01:44:32,595
Is that right?

2339
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,159
I go to this sporting place.

2340
01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:35,280
What?

2341
01:44:35,360 --> 01:44:37,157
I just registered,
it seems, a few weeks ago.

2342
01:44:37,360 --> 01:44:38,679
How can I not see you?

2343
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:39,869
I have never met you there.

2344
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:41,536
I know, how can I never meet you there?

2345
01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:43,160
- That's weird.
- [BIKING] That's very strange.

2346
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:47,672
Okay, wow, great, so maybe
I will meet you there occasionally.

2347
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:49,838
- Thank you.
- Yes, thank you.

2348
01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,351
- Go here.
- Like that? No, this?

2349
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:53,520
Increase.

2350
01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:56,271
- Oh no, that's terrible.
- I like it.

2351
01:44:58,040 --> 01:44:59,216
- OK.
- Let's eat, guys.

2352
01:44:59,240 --> 01:45:00,275
Let's eat, Mother.

2353
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:02,198
Mother! Wow!

2354
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:04,656
Mother, you didn't tell you to come.

2355
01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:06,033
- Surprise!
- Oh.

2356
01:45:06,320 --> 01:45:07,878
I don't know that you came.

2357
01:45:07,960 --> 01:45:09,951
Beta, I need money to
tip the "Ubber" driver.

2358
01:45:10,320 --> 01:45:11,320
Okay, that's Ubber.

2359
01:45:12,080 --> 01:45:13,195
I came to see you.

2360
01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:15,475
How do you know we are here?

2361
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:16,675
- I'm a mother.
- Mmm....

2362
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:19,479
- Flo, I'm very happy to meet you.
- Oh, my God.

2363
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:20,754
We succeed.

2364
01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:24,520
OK.

2365
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:27,354
Oh Oh!

2366
01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:29,158
Wow! You look really good.

2367
01:45:29,440 --> 01:45:31,112
Are you ready?

2368
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:32,872
I'm ready.

2369
01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:38,039
Oh, but, um, I thought I would need someone to hold Katie.

2370
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,353
This will be my honor.

2371
01:45:46,240 --> 01:45:47,912
Okay, are you ready?

2372
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:49,069
Come to Grandma.

2373
01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:51,510
Oh Ooh, sticky.

2374
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:52,936
They are always sticky. Ugh.

2375
01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:54,313
I mean....

2376
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:56,033
OK.

2377
01:45:56,200 --> 01:45:57,758
Okay, here it is.

2378
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,200
Wow, wow, wow.

2379
01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:02,713
Slightly higher. Don't drop it.

2380
01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:04,392
Slightly higher.
Yup, perfect. Nice.

2381
01:46:04,480 --> 01:46:06,516
Good. Okay.

2382
01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:08,113
Should we start without you?

2383
01:46:08,280 --> 01:46:10,840
Oh no, we are good to go there.
Thank you, Dominic.

2384
01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,791
OK.

2385
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,396
OK, let's go.

2386
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:22,110
Mother, how long will you stay?

2387
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,954
We will see.

2388
01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:26,156
Earl and I might as well
will stay this while.

2389
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:27,559
They have a big house.

2390
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,836
Sorry for being so long.
Here, honey.

2391
01:46:30,920 --> 01:46:34,356
Let me finish this
permission to go home and you will be able to leave.

2392
01:46:34,800 --> 01:46:36,552
Thank you, you have been very helpful.

2393
01:46:40,240 --> 01:46:42,754
Wow, that's one of our Mother's Day events.

2394
01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:46,515
I mean, honestly, I'm really more
choosing really boring, sweet,

2395
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:49,160
... baked cookies on the bed,
do you know what I mean?

2396
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:51,239
I'm sorry about yesterday.

2397
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:55,798
The party is really stupid.

2398
01:46:56,040 --> 01:46:57,280
I can't believe you have a llama.

2399
01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:58,480
I don't believe that I have a llama.

2400
01:46:58,520 --> 01:46:59,669
And an alpaca [Peruvian goat].

2401
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:03,668
Hey, kids, what do you think
if we go to dinner at IHOP?

2402
01:47:03,840 --> 01:47:05,068
- Yes!
- Breakfast for dinner.

2403
01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:06,309
Yes.

2404
01:47:06,440 --> 01:47:08,296
Your mother and I just have to wait for this document.

2405
01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:09,799
We will need a few minutes.

2406
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:12,031
Yes, we will just wait in the car.

2407
01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:13,838
Okay, come on, kids. Come on.

2408
01:47:18,440 --> 01:47:19,714
Hey, Sandy.

2409
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:21,870
Hey, Sandy with two boys!

2410
01:47:34,680 --> 01:47:38,992
So who is Captain Pink Pants?

2411
01:47:39,560 --> 01:47:41,755
Oh!

2412
01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:43,433
Eh, first of all, it's salmon.

2413
01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:45,676
Oh, are they?
And they're cool.

2414
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:47,999
Someone I should know?

2415
01:47:48,120 --> 01:47:51,078
Oh, believe me, I will surprise you
that it's permanent.

2416
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:54,710
- Yes, and he knows how much you hate beards?
- Oh....

2417
01:47:55,040 --> 01:47:58,077
You know what, I think the beard
is actually quite sexy to him.

2418
01:47:58,200 --> 01:47:59,269
Oh....

2419
01:48:00,080 --> 01:48:01,308
And we return to normal.

2420
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:02,549
Yes.

2421
01:48:13,920 --> 01:48:14,989
- Uh-oh.
- Wow!

2422
01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,158
This is just like I imagined it.

2423
01:48:38,920 --> 01:48:40,797
Can we carry out this oath, please?

2424
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:42,871
There are people waiting for a table.

2425
01:48:43,160 --> 01:48:44,160
Oh....

2426
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:46,720
Oh

2427
01:48:47,560 --> 01:48:48,560
OK.

2428
01:48:50,120 --> 01:48:53,157
We gather here
to unite these two souls.

2429
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:55,072
Who objected to this young woman?

2430
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:58,795
I object, but I will delay
to a little longer.

2431
01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:01,758
- Zack, are you willing to take...
- I'm willing.

2432
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:04,190
Before he changes his mind.

2433
01:49:04,880 --> 01:49:06,199
And what are you, Kristin?

2434
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:10,152
I am willing, and I will not change my mind.

2435
01:49:10,360 --> 01:49:13,397
Now try to make you
husband and wife.

2436
01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:17,038
If you don't kiss it, just me.

2437
01:49:25,160 --> 01:49:26,559
I'm very calm now.

2438
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:28,039
- I know that.
- I am very happy.

2439
01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:30,000
- That's very good.
- Let's take the photo.

2440
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:31,871
Raise the camera up,
so we both look slim.

2441
01:49:32,008 --> 01:49:37,000


2442
01:49:41,360 --> 01:49:42,918
- It doesn't matter.
- I am fine.

2443
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:44,560
I know, that's fine.
Do not think about it.

2444
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,596
- It's not scary, okay?
- Terrible.

2445
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:47,829
That's not scary.

2446
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:55,888


2447
01:49:57,640 --> 01:49:59,040
Isn't it clear?

2448
01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:02,029
Men fall.

2449
01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:11,076
Come on, come on, come on!
Seriously? OK.

2450
01:50:15,200 --> 01:50:17,270
Hey. This is not a stadium, it's a lobby.

2451
01:50:17,360 --> 01:50:19,954
Yes, your hat, Hector! Use your hat.

2452
01:50:20,040 --> 01:50:21,439
What?

2453
01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:23,256
Well, this is not...
This is the wrong area.

2454
01:50:23,280 --> 01:50:24,713
I'm from Manhattan.
The other hat.

2455
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,856
Excuse me. Forgive me.

2456
01:50:25,880 --> 01:50:26,880
Okay, we are ready.

2457
01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:28,696
How did this happen?
This will work very well.

2458
01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:31,996
OK. This is not a stadium, it's a lobby.

2459
01:50:32,080 --> 01:50:33,638
You are not the winner of the essay contest.

2460
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:37,872
But I have a right-sided bra
which is 100% anti-allergic,

2461
01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:40,036
... for you to wear at home since you...

2462
01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:43,034
-... hit on that side.
- Oh, so good you are.

2463
01:50:44,480 --> 01:50:45,913
- Thank you.
- Bring it up. Gold plated.

2464
01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:47,274
- Is this yours?
- Wow...

2465
01:50:49,888 --> 01:50:54,888


2466
01:50:55,560 --> 01:50:59,155
That's the one that really... long train.

2467
01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:00,559
Gosh!

2468
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:10,640
I have to shave my legs again quickly.

2469
01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:12,628
- Hold him to shut up.
- OK.

2470
01:51:14,480 --> 01:51:15,595
He moves.

2471
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:18,069
Tanner, no, no, no, no,
don't be in his bag!

2472
01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:22,080
This, apparently, the fourth time
he did it.

2473
01:51:23,440 --> 01:51:25,431
Enough with that surprise, Sandy.

2474
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:27,238
Sandy? I'm Sandy.

2475
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:29,376
Oh no, no, no.
I'm not here to take pictures.

2476
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:30,833
I'm here....
I'm here to show Julia.

2477
01:51:39,120 --> 01:51:40,758
Justified.

2478
01:51:42,480 --> 01:51:45,153
Honey, baby, your banana.
Sorry, your banana.

2479
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:46,280
- Ouch!
- Oh!

2480
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:48,956
Wow!

2481
01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:54,828
Oh, it's bound to a rope.

2482
01:51:54,920 --> 01:51:56,956
What? This is a big joke.

2483
01:51:57,120 --> 01:51:59,509
Maybe it's dental floss.
The new dentist is working.

2484
01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:03,318
Happy Mother's Day!

2485
01:52:04,008 --> 01:52:09,888
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