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- Thank you.
- Okay, okay.

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That David Kadowski
everyone.

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And remember, guys,
when you get lights

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That means you really
must wrap it

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We can't continue past it.
Well, we are at number 37,

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Paul Scott.

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- Paul Scott, other shows don't.
- -No!

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Paul Scott?
Well, everyone,
give a big round of applause

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for Paul Scott, yes

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Thank you very much.
Thank you.

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So, I have this friend.
He's a musician, quite famous.

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We have been friends
since we were little

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And a few months ago...

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I go on a trip

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With friends
And it's old
my friend.

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We know each other
since we were little

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- love you, David!
- And he's a comedian.

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He's a very funny person.

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Um, but, he is good
rather than his luck,

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and he asks if I want
to open for him

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on the east coast tour.

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Sounds really cool right?

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-No, it's fucking--
-breakthrough.

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- Yeah, whoo!
- Breakthrough.

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And that's two friends.

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You know, two artists,
really, traveling

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through forgotten
American coastal city,

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trying to make
connections with people.

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No press agency,
no publicity,

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only a man
and the microphone.

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After all, I want to dedicate this song to my friend, Paul.

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And, uh, it should be good.

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Who is the owner
Flat screen TV here?

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Does anyone have a flat screen TV?

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I just got
a large flat screen TV,

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I go to
department store,

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and that person is like
"This is a 42-inch television."

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I'm like, "really?
I don't really think
it's 42 inches.

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I take my measuring tape.
That is 37 and a half inches.

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I'm like," what is this?
This is 37 and a half inches. "

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He said.
" Oh, no, no, you have to
measure diagonally. "

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Later that night
I'm getting annoyed

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with my woman
back to my place,

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he is like, "no
Has an eight inch penis."

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I like, "no dear,
We have to measure it diagonally."

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OK. Thank you,
You have become a crowd.

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Good night all.

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-Hey, Randy.
-Please, sit.

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You have your drink ticket

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-I, yes, thank you.
-How is Emily?

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Good.
Good.

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We break up,
But I hear he's good.

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Oh, man, I'm sorry
He's very interesting.

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Yeah, yeah, still.

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Still interesting.
Still alive.

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You are engaged right?

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-Yeah, mm-hmm.
-Sucks, man.

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- That's why I never
dating hot girls
-Yes.

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How about tonight,
how you feel

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Good, good, I think that
runs pretty well  The crowd looks a little -
a bit far away,

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but I think that's good.

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Yes, of course.

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-Why?
How are you going
think it's gone
-I?

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I don't know
I mean, I started
to think

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Maybe the action hasn't changed
in a few years.

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It might start to feel
a little early aughts

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What about the whole?
linkin versus talking Facebook?

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I mean, isn't that basically
just reworking

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from MySpace you are a little
do you usually do?

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Everything is reworked
from something else

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Don't you like it?
a little friendster before
Do you do MySpace things?

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That's what I mean, like,
it's just with--

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You only fill in
new pieces

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becomes an existing
structure.

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Anyway, look, I don't have that much time up there.

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This is all setup, punch line,
setup, punch line

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I don't know
Maybe it's your delivery or -

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yes, well, we
talk about that,

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Do like 30 or 35 minutes
headlining set

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and I feel I really can
Sort into the beat

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with this anecdote,
is like letting it hang around.

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Yes, we can do that.
We can certainly do that.

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Cool.

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Or other options
whether you take leave,

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You come back when you have it
15 or 20 minutes like,
fresh ingredients

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Give you a chance
to reboot

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Refill a little.

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Refill

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This child is funny.

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Lower something

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-Hello?
-Hey man, what's wrong?

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-Jason?
-Yeah, what's happening
, Dude?

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Hey how are you?

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You call me
from a new phone?

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No no No,
I'm on Stacy's phone.

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Who is Stacy?

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Stacy is my friend.
He just - he's really hot.

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Hey, you know where
I am now

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We are in the ice bar.

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You have to go down here
and drink.

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Dude, I can't.
Forgive me.
With pleasure.

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When did you return to the city?

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I leave tomorrow morning,
so you have to come now, man.

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There are three girls here,
they are super handsome

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Come on.

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Okay, one drink.

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He doesn't know.
She's lost in music.

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It turned out that he didn't take ecstasy  he takes possession of my father
dick pills

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-I hate it if it happens
-Right?

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Dude, you have to work it
in your actions, mate

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-You are a standup?
-Yeah, him.

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Paul the funniest
man I know

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Yes?
Continue,
tell us a joke

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Yes, tell a joke.

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I usually say--
I usually do it on stage
where - with the audience

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This is the context.
I don't tell jokes, really.

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Well, I mean we hang out here
After partying with Chris rock,

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he is extraordinary
with only a few of us.

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He tells jokes
all night.

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That's Chris rock.
When you are in the pantheon,
like Richard Pryor,

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and George Carlin,
and Steve Martin,

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-as you can do anything.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait,

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listen to me here, okay?

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What if you come?
tour with me

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-Oh, that's amazing
-What?
Like groupie?

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I mean not offended.

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-No, no--
-we are not groupies.

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- Serious.
-No, I know, that's what I say.

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-No.
-No group,

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- and not you
not groupies.
-Of course not.

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No, as my opening act, man.

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What are you doing
for the next few weeks?

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You want me to open myself
to your band

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Oh, if you don't want to do it,
my cousin really knows

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Hannibal relents.
Be perfect for you

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I don't say no
wants to do it, I'm just saying,

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You know, just give me
a second to think about it.

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Don't think about it
too long, you know

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OK, ready
This is for comedy

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- before rock folk
-clap hands.

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Hello?

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- Generates and shines.
-What are you doing?

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What do you mean
what am I doing?
I picked you up

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Dude, I think so
nonsense last night

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No way, man, I don't want to say
about this

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Wait, hold the door!
Hold the door!
I come!

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Cursing.

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Alright okay.

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-What, how are you, dude?
-What is wrong?
Hey.

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-What night, huh?
-Yes.

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I like what you do
with the place
This is good

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-Thank you, yes, that is a feature
in "dwell" magazine.
-Funny.

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Well, Jersey is our first stop,
I want to get on the road

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and go
before rush hour traffic.

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Jason, I can't just take it out
out of my life

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-and join the damn circus.
-Dude, you are temp.

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- Do I drink beer?
You want beer
-No, you just go ahead.

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I am somewhere
now where I need

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to focus on my writing,
I need to squat

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and meat comes out
some new material

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All right, then meat
some new material on the road.

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You ask me
to make opening actions
for music performances.

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I can't just prepare it
in the afternoon

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You are in Conan.
Okay, I'm sure you will be fine

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my solo acoustic tour.

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-Yeah, in the sketch
about bartman
-Yes.

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Anyway, my role
is a role that doesn't speak.

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Okay, it's not standup.
This is very different.

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Well, whatever, man,
I'm sure that will be fine.

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Jason, I have to get my life in order  I need to get out of debt.
I need to find a bed

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it doesn't have
a slow leak in it.

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What is this?
what will you do

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What will
to return to the ad?

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No.
There is no bad way, man.

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What?
What?
My former boss,
he started this new agency

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He made six numbers.

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Having equity in stock backend
choice or something,

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he said he would give me
an interview the next day
a few weeks.

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Dude, how many times have
we talked about this?

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Career in music?
Career in comedy?

189
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That, my friend,
is a lifetime commitment.

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And you want to look back
in four years and realize

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that you gave up
because a girl dumped you,

192
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and then damn money
tight?

193
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Hey, man, is there a chance
we can swing in my old place?

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I want to take
my rolling bag

195
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What?
Are you still
Are there items in Emily's house?

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Some small things, huh.

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00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,967
Thank you.

198
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,102
You still have a lot of stuff here  Yes
I still get
living in my new place, baby,

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- Sorry.
-You know,
it's not a big deal,

200
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,939
But, can you not save it
call me "dear"

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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,175


202
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,043
Sorry, forced habit.

203
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:14,012
Oh, I got a call
from the wedding planner

204
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,781
The hotel will give us back
50% of our deposit

205
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:20,085
Ooh, 50%
how generous they are.

206
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,655
You really think
are we ready to get married?

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00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,391
- I think of me, huh?
-You really think so?

208
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,993
You are outside at the club
every night.

209
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,227
You know, you have left
on weekends.

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00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,363
I rarely order weekend shows.

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-Very rare.
- Okay, okay.

212
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:37,736
Anyway, it's up to you.
I'm sure you will be
very happy here with...

213
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:38,937
-Road?
-Ron.

214
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,139
Ron, the dj.

215
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,675
Grandmaster Ron, right?
Yankees fans  He is not a fan of the Yankees.

216
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,176
-Okay, he just likes his hat.
-That's worse.

217
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,345
What about your vintage
Jacket Milwaukee

218
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,914
brewer  In Boston, there's nothing annoying about the Milwaukee factory.

219
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,851
They are in a different league.
This is not competition.

220
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,153
That is what makes it ironic.
What is the name of the DJ?

221
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,955
-He doesn't have the name dj
- cool to name dj

222
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,990
-No.
-He is above that

223
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-Dj no name
-See, he's a good man,
All right?

224
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He is happy.
He was not tortured.

225
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,663


226
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,432
He is not angry with me
if I order pour coffee.

227
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,200
That one barista
is a puncture

228
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,835
-Okay, look--
-with the little spout.

229
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,971
Okay, look, I want to be
with someone who isn't

230
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:17,742
feel the need
to categorize any known defects in the material world.

231
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I am an observational comic,
baby.
Emily.

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00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,213
-Good?
That's what I did.
-Is that?

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00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,948
- Yes.
-Is that?
Because
comedy club

234
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doesn't seem to appreciate
how cute you are

235
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They barely pay you.
You know, in advertising,

236
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people know
How talented you are.

237
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They do.
They give you an award.

238
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,259
I mean, they keep asking
About you

239
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,960
down at
agency all the time.

240
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,929
Well, you can tell them
I am still paying my fees.

241
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:44,002
Hey bro.
How are you?

242
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,304
Good.
Very good.

243
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,872
Good, that's good.

244
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:52,043
Good.

245
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,446
What he wants is stability.
That's what he wants.

246
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:55,980
He wants stability.

247
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,316
He wants comfort.
He wants reliability.

248
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,719
He wants
a solid foundation
to build the future.

249
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,221
And I understand.
That's what I want too.
I can't blame him for that.

250
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,823
Yes
Let me ask you
questions.

251
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,191
Where do you think
It comes from?

252
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,359
Certainly not coming
than with someone

253
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,995
who doesn't believe you,
and I believe in you

254
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,430
And you used to believe
in yourself

255
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,833
and that's why we go
on this tour

256
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,868
That is why we
will go to Philly,
we will go to D.C.,

257
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,369
we will go all the way
to Georgia, man

258
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,771
And that will be great.

259
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,106
We will get it
Your mojo is back

260
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,340
-Mojo?
-Yes!

261
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,209
I didn't see
Who's up now, Jason.

262
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,310
Who said
who is dating?

263
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,478
This is the way, okay?

264
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,079
Commitment to walk lightly.

265
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,414
Damn, for this guy beer.

266
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,982
Get him a beer
We start!

267
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,084
Yeah, beer.

268
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,486
Guys!
For a tour, right?

269
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:35,920
-For a tour!
-For a tour!

270
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,823
-For a tour!
-For a tour!
Yes!

271
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,926
We start!

272
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,461
We are in the city center.

273
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,864
- Well, we are here
- We recommend that, pull it out.

274
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,432
Okay, we're here.
We have to go.

275
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,438
Oh where?
We play here tonight?

276
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,006
No no No.
In a few months
we will though

277
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,374
Great tour, guys.
The way to go.

278
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,443
- Should I take my bag?
-Yeah, take your bag

279
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,046
Drive safe, guys.

280
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,790
-Oh.
-Oh, is your car
from college?

281
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:17,095
Yes
I fix it.
Put a little money in it.

282
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,030
Well, what is it doing here?

283
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,332
You rather need a car
to travel overland

284
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,501
-Right?
-We don't go
on the bus?

285
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,836
What?
No.

286
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,070
-Bus?
-Yes.

287
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,973
The bus is like
25 thousand a week, man

288
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,510
I do well,
but not so good.

289
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,212
There are no men,
it's just us,

290
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,347
way,

291
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,249
and Swedish pick-ups.

292
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,100
Well, let's hear,
let's listen to the list

293
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:59,103
Okay, well, I'm like,
You have six people, Paul Simon.

294
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,839
Good.

295
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,607
-Perfect, young Neil.
-Good.

296
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,976
-We have four, cat Stevens.
-Cat Stevens?

297
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,344
-What do you mean
Stevens cat
-Slip.

298
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,612
-What do you
mean, "fumble"?
-Slip.

299
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,180
-What do you mean?
-That's groping.

300
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,582
This is my list.
I can
paint Stevens if I want

301
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,083
Glance recovered
by defense.

302
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,351
I respect your list.
Respect my list

303
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,853
-Good.
-Good?

304
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:18,156
Four, cat Stevens.
Three, little one.

305
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:22,093
-And Bruce is clear
only second -
-Dylan

306
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,095
-Bob Dylan.
-Okay, and what about John Lennon

307
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,564
There is no room for John Lennon?
One of the greatest artists
of all time?

308
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,399
This is difficult,
but John Lennon,

309
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,301
he is a beatle,
and we do
solo artist

310
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,003
Well, he is a solo artist
for a while.

311
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,471
But, okay,
what if the Beatles

312
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,541
Called John Lennon
and the Beatles?
So what?

313
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,611
Then, what would he go
, like the top position in the band

314
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,213
to be number three
in solo artists?

315
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,082
I don't know
if he wants to do that

316
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,051
By the way, Bruce Springsteen
is part of a street band.

317
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:50,121
- That's right.
-Do not make technical,
but you know?

318
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,990
- That's a problem.
-OK.

319
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,658
Well, with Bruce, it's
Bruce, man

320
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,094
Okay, so the rules
don't apply to Bruce  Rules don't apply to Bruce.

321
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,528
My father used
to lose me

322
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,030
to the old abandoned
Cadillac Factory

323
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,466
Hold it!
Why is your father?
dropped you

324
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,535
to the old abandoned
Cadillac Factory

325
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,237


326
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,943
We will all day throw
old baseball around.

327
00:16:51,045 --> 00:15:13,611
I used to know this folk singer

328
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,313
-Who?
-Yes.

329
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:20,485
But he has a big beard.
It doesn't smell so good.

330
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,120
I said,
"I know this funny guy."

331
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,521
And I say "you two should
go on the road together

332
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,623
Put the funny guy
on the road with you

333
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,493
Send him to all that
the abandoned college bar,

334
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,229
and broken down
small music place

335
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,131
This one is called
'folk hero and funny guy'. "

336
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,677
What about inland?
Good interior?

337
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:47,178
I don't want to eat
in a chain.

338
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,348
Believe me,
I'm starving too.

339
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,550
Okay, I'm hungry
I'm just as hungry
like you,

340
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,552
but we have to go down
this damn highway

341
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,659
Hi, how are you doing?
Two please

342
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,661
-Drinks on the back.
-Great, thank you very much.

343
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,596
- And you can sit anywhere.
-Thank you very much.

344
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,367
I will devour
every meat item
in this menu

345
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,002
I'm sure you got it
homemade cakes here

346
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,303
I will get you
water,

347
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,572
-I will be back soon.
-Wait!
One second.

348
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,208
-Wait, actually, I have
some questions about beer
-Yes, of course.
Mm-hmm?

349
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,610
I'm looking for an IPA.
Do you have anything

350
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,646
like non-piney,
or too hoppy--

351
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,082
- Can I get vodka soda?
-We have a cocktail in the back.

352
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,684
-You don't want
to try something fancy?
-No, like good vodka.

353
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,686
Do you have
that beer flight?
Do you know what I mean?

354
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,521
Like they have four different types?

355
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,523
No. I know what
you are talking about.

356
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,258
We don't have it
from them
Sorry.

357
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,728
Oh well.
I will do it
cheap beer

358
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,596
May also be.
Yes.
Big.
Thank you.

359
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,100
Uh, I have to tell you,
I saw you playing

360
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,534
at the Art Center
last year.

361
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,303
Oh cool.
That is a good show.

362
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,205
And then I saw you this year
before in the cinema beacon.

363
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,240
-Keren.
-Yeah, me too -
can I get a bowl of chili?

364
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,309
And then this goes back,
but when you open

365
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,644
for mumford and boys
at raceway poconos,

366
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,047
oh my god, a true fan

367
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,316
-Well, no, I'm just
like music, you know
-Yes yes.

368
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,450
I'm not just a waiter.

369
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:00,685
-I am a blog
-Oh really?

370
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,120
-Yes.
-That is cool.

371
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,088
Oh, we have an open mic
tonight

372
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,357
-You have to play.
-You open mic night.

373
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,459
I know, it's perfect.

374
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,361
No no No,
it will be epic
That will--

375
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,130
huh?
That means
so much for us

376
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,232
I just don't really do it
every mic is open again.

377
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,567
I know, but that -
this is a cool space,

378
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,103
like an awesome crowd.
This means a lot to us.

379
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,538
This will be really cool.

380
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,340
I will tell you what,
why don't you get this person

381
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,175
to wake up on the stage
and stand tall

382
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,411
- and maybe also
I will wake up and do a set.
-Comedi?

383
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,512
-Yes.
-Big.

384
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,714
If - you really
want to do a set?

385
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,383
-Let do a set.
-Yes, yes, I will do it
quick set, yeah

386
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,218
Yes, I will enter the
all of you
Perfect.

387
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,087
Oh, oh, wait a minute.
We are really very hungry.

388
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,455
I will get
cheesesteak Philly,

389
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,657
wings,
and curly fries.

390
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,260
I will stop you there
Our kitchen has been closed
since 9:00.

391
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,761
-What?
-Sorry.

392
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,597
- Actually, and there -
-nobody told you?

393
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,166
Who should tell me?
Besides you?

394
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,734
We have some chips.

395
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,702
And we have jalapeno,
blue buffalo cheese,

396
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,604
-salt and vinegar.
-Oh, are they homemade?

397
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,440
-No.
-Oh.

398
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,375
Or, oh!
It's half
hamburger in the back,

399
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,178
um, busboy cleaned it up
Desk, nobody touched it.

400
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,446
This is not dirty.
I always do it.

401
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,713
I will only
stick with the chip

402
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,482
Just a bag
jalapeno chips, please

403
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,418
And I will do -
I will drink salt and vinegar.

404
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,620
-Keren.
-Thank you very much.

405
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,525
Say that you don't like it.

406
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,328
Come on.

407
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,453
-he is pretty good huh?
-He is really good.

408
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,888
-Very good.
-Yes.

409
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,329
he certainly
gets his own goods,
that is certain.

410
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,265
What does it mean
exactly?

411
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,766
-What?
-Object?

412
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:59,403
You know, like musicians
there is something

413
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:04,542
You know,
and some do it
and some don't.

414
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:08,713
-What did he do?
-Well, I am a wonderful moment
from Wilco mixed with

415
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,382
authenticity
from Bob Dylan.

416
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,251
- Rolling stone, 2008.
- Right, yes

417
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,674
what am I

418
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,310
-What is your thing?
-Yeah, what do I mean?

419
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:43,414
You mean now
or like your item
in the future?

420
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,818
You said I didn't
fully fill my stuff?

421
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,754
I think we found that
.

422
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,390
That is the reason
that we are on this tour.

423
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:57,295
OK, Brian.
Give it to Brian,
everyone.

424
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,964
-That -
- that's Bryn, actually,
I'm a woman
Thank you.

425
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,366
I'm sorry.
That really -
is beautiful though.

426
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,736
OK, so I noticed some of you
take photos and videos

427
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,739
If you can't not
upload it to social media

428
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,876
without hashtagging
"jbd open the mic,"

429
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,811
it really helps us.
Thank you very much.

430
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:17,348
And yes, then,
we have funny comedians

431
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,649
who is currently
country tour,

432
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,952
open for Jason black,
Paul Scott.

433
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:31,996
Thank you very much.

434
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,564
Oh!

435
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,533
This is a dildo,
women and men.

436
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,802
That's very sweet of you.

437
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,870
Actually never -
Do you know how it feels?

438
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,641
It feels like one of them
ball stress, you know

439
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,310
I have to feel much less
Firmly just squeeze it.

440
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,613
This is good.
It's relaxing me.

441
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:49,947
I will put
the device down here

442
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,782
Who is the bride to be here
on this table?

443
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,351
You are?
What is your name?

444
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,685
-Elizabeth
-Elizabeth?

445
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,886
Congratulations.

446
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,523
Your husband
is a very lucky person

447
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,259
You know what
the sign is

448
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,560
that your friend
will get married

449
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,929
is when they ask
for your mailing address

450
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,531
Because in this day and age,
there is absolutely no reason

451
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,966
to get someone's physical
mail address

452
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,001
unless you
get married.

453
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,535
Nothing is smooth,

454
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,670
there is nothing
wise about it

455
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,472
This is like piercing
and Facebook.

456
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,008
You know how you have to do it
on Facebook to join the tinder,

457
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:20,478
only in all
photos pierced
what is your Facebook photo?

458
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,446
So anytime
my boyfriend's friend
starts to be combined

459
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,881
all of these photos
from themselves,

460
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,450
all friendly and cool,
to Facebook,

461
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,753
I like "the bastard
join the piercing

462
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,421
Just came out
from a relationship
He is lonely.

463
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,989
This person
gets his penis wet.

464
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,324
Nothing is smooth

465
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,059
There is no wise about that.

466
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,463
You do evites here?

467
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,465
Everyone does evites?

468
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:43,734
No?

469
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,870
Hey, for me, evites,
I think that will happen

470
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,338
very comfortable
and easy way

471
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,507
to invite my friends
to party

472
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,609
But the fact is, this is very common  and a very embarrassing forum
for my friends to tell me

473
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,978
why don't they want
join me

474
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,914
I have this one friend
who answered,

475
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,317
"sorry, fly-fishing
in Belize."

476
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,652
Who does the country drop on Evite?

477
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,822
It's very tacky.

478
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,325
Right?

479
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:08,759
I have another friend
who says, "there is nothing plus."

480
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:12,630
Even so people I don't know
don't come to my party

481
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:16,500
You're right
well up there tonight

482
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:41,392


483
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,094
Oh thank you.

484
00:22:43,096 --> 00:22:45,496
-Yeah, very good.
-That's very good from you.

485
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,732
-Thank you.
-That is good.

486
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,635
You are very funny.
You remind me like
a young Woody Allen, sort of.

487
00:22:51,637 --> 00:22:54,071
-Oh it's good
from you to say
-Yeah, funny

488
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,707
Yes, this is sort of -
I don't know,

489
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,811
I feel this is a bit strange
to do comedy after music.

490
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,981
It's like the audience
is in a different headroom
or something.

491
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:07,385
Yes, and we don't understand,
We don't have much comedy here.

492
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,619
Oh, right, have
done this much?

493
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,887
- Several times, yes.
-Is this an open mic?

494
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,155
Several times, yes.
Yes, this is fun.

495
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,392
I should.
Good.
This is a nice crowd.

496
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,960
Yes
I'm Paul,
by the way.

497
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,561
Hey.

498
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,929
-Bryn.
-Nice to meet you.

499
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,664
really happy to meet you
-Yes.

500
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,500
So what brings you
here for Jersey?

501
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,802
-I, I live here now.
-Oh wow.

502
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,637
-Yes.
-Cool.

503
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,873
-Do you grow here or--?
-No, I grew up in Maryland--

504
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,742
- in Maryland?
-Yeah, I've been here
for several months

505
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,446
Uh, yes, I kind of want
to live in Manhattan,

506
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:38,182
near Brooklyn,
but rather expensive

507
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:39,583
- Too expensive?
-Yes.

508
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,885
I know, this is crazy
there.

509
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,653
-Yeah, this is crazy
-I know, it's crazy.

510
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,455
Not fair.
Unless you are a banker
then--

511
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,123
-like you are an
banker -and they are damn.

512
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,958
-Do you know
many bankers?
-No.

513
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,693
How do you know?
From what you read?

514
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,796
Yes
This is my picture
from New York

515
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,031
Anyway, I will come back in. I feel like chatting with you.

516
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,800
Nice to chat with you too.

517
00:23:55,802 --> 00:24:00,171
Is it - hey - do--
can I buy drinks in it?

518
00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,575
-Yes.
-OK.
Well,
yes, fine.

519
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,044
Women and men,
please welcome, Jason is black

520
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,779
how long have you been?
know each other?

521
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:17,281
We have known each other
since we were little

522
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,550
-It is very funny
-We are friends.

523
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,519
-We are still very close.
-Do you always tour together?

524
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,888
No, no, no, no, no.
This is our first.

525
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,257
- That's very brave
- Jason black, everything

526
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:28,058
Thank you very much.
Thank you.

527
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,561
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.

528
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,062
Feel free to return
every week

529
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,298
if you want
try something
or whatever.

530
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,867
I have to admit,
I'm a little
a Jason black fan

531
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,303
Of course, yes.
Good to see,

532
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,906
charming, barefoot
What is not liked?

533
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,841
Exactly, that's what-- it's a bare leg

534
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:45,609
-That's why they are all here.
-That's why I like it.

535
00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:46,877
- They are all here
Foot Fetishists
-Yeah, no

536
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,046
None of them
really like the music.

537
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,617
What about you
What are the aspirations

538
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:55,986
My aspiration?
-Yes.

539
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,188
At the moment I just like
focusing on music.

540
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,590
-Yes?
-Yes.

541
00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,292
So what about you,
Mr. Comedian?

542
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:03,227
What are you
great aspirations?

543
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:05,563
I just want to be
a great one

544
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,598
I want to really,
very good in this case

545
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,733
Well, I think that
are two different things.

546
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,735
-Like?
-Great and good?

547
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,704
Yes
What if you
can only be good

548
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,640
Like I feel I give up
A whole career path to do this.

549
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:19,643
So, I think my true aspiration
is to see it through,

550
00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:20,678
see if I can be right
pull it out.

551
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,046
Very noble

552
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:24,214
To pursue your dreams
and become very poor

553
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,150
-But happy.
-But happy.

554
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,118
Enjoy this,
you will be happy

555
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,321
Hey how are you?

556
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:32,056
Jason, this is Bryn.
Bryn, this is Jason

557
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,591
- Nice to meet you
- Nice to meet you

558
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,925
This single party
just bought me a jug

559
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,293
from fat tires,
isn't that awesome?

560
00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,362
-God, you have a killer sound
-Thank you.

561
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,997
-I am really great.
-That's really good

562
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,066
Yes, hey,
and you're great

563
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,968
I don't know
if you can see it,
the lights dazzle you

564
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,603
on the face, whatever,
But there are many people

565
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:47,705
laugh, man, okay?

566
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,306
-I don't know if they
expect comedy
-It is a strange room.

567
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,775
-It's actually weird.
-Yeah, this room isn't -

568
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,644
- it's not made for comedy.
-Yeah, you're great

569
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:57,047
-I think so.
-But you know I have you
listed on my site

570
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,883
as a comedian, so my fans
will expect comedy

571
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,953
- every time I -
- a new fan of

572
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:06,790
- Sounds very lame.
-No, no, actually I'm
your music fan

573
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:08,058
-Very?
-Mm-hmm.

574
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,127
-You know my music?
-I know, huh.

575
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,895
Wow, that's very good of you.
How long has
written music?

576
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,098
Actually I've written
for like a few months.

577
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,332
-Very?
-Yes.

578
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,967
-You will never know
-Thank you.

579
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,036
-You are very comfortable
up there.
-Thank you.

580
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:21,338
-Yeah, very beautiful.
-Yeah, I - me--

581
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:23,674
- very crazy to meet you
-I know, this is crazy.

582
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:24,942
This is amazing

583
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,983
it's the original tail
behind a wheelchair

584
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,218
It seems like it's bleached.

585
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,953
Do you want another round?

586
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:39,089
-I can't.
I am finished.
-What?
No.

587
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:40,324
Yeah, I also spent enough.

588
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:41,892
-Very?
-Yes.

589
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,927
This is the first night
from the tour
Come on!

590
00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:45,963
Yes, I have a feeling
There will be more
nights like this

591
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:49,166
OK, whatever
Well, I got my fans
to hang out with.

592
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,101
I will walk
back to the hotel
I will meet you there?

593
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,736
-Yes.
-Where do you live?

594
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:55,139
Wood ferns
Oh that's right
near where I am

595
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,707
-I can take you.
-Oh, yes?

596
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,142
- That will be great.
-Do I finish this?

597
00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,910
-Yeah, go for it.
- Nice to meet you

598
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:01,278
-I will see you a little.
-Well, nice to meet you too.

599
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,680
-That's really a nice night.
-You are great.

600
00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:04,014
You're great.

601
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,151
Hey!
You can't touch
balls with your hands

602
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,186
- Is that very loud, like in a treble?
-I know.

603
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,821
I think that's why I have
that buzzing in my ear

604
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:13,924
You are like right inside the
of the speaker too

605
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,693
-Bryn!
-Oh, hey!

606
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:18,062
Hey, are you going
or are you--

607
00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,930
-oh!
Do you?
-I.
Yes, I will wake up next.

608
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,398
Oh, shit, huh.
I will not leave.

609
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,400
-I will stay
-Yeah, okay, awesome

610
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:26,236
-Stella, Paul.
-Hi.
Nice to meet you.

611
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,205
He is like
the next Regina chancellor.

612
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,206
-He is amazing.
-Oh really?
I love
Regina spector.

613
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,042
Okay bye.

614
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,044
-He saw my cat
-Oh really?

615
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,147
So I feel like -
he's great, but, yeah

616
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,951
So I will -

617
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:45,355
yes, I will -
and walk back to the hotel.

618
00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:48,058
-Good.
-Yes.

619
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,993
-Okay, I'm just going to--
-yeah, really.

620
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,295
-Good.
-OK.

621
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,863
-Up to meet.
-Thank you, Paul.

622
00:28:52,865 --> 00:28:54,231
- That's very good
to meet you.
-You too.

623
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,499
-Bye.
-Bye.

624
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,735
-Thank you.
-Yes.

625
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,270
Thank you?

626
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:15,452
I know how to open -

627
00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,422
a door.
Good,
I'm fine.
I am doing fine.

628
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,792
-I'm fine now.
-Close the door.

629
00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:25,362
Paul, hey, I got good news.

630
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,897
I made our check-out late.

631
00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,266
That's amazing.
Now close the door!

632
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,368
So we leave in the afternoon.

633
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:34,905
Hey, Paul.

634
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,840
I am very excited.

635
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:38,976
I think you
on the wrong bed

636
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:51,789
Hello?

637
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:53,457
Oh, hi, how are you?

638
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,559
I'm fine,
thank you

639
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,094
No, no, this is perfect.

640
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,195
Yes, I'm right between
two meetings

641
00:29:58,197 --> 00:29:59,830
This is the right time.

642
00:29:59,832 --> 00:30:02,800
Uh huh.
Well, no, cyle,
cyle with c,

643
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:05,803
he is my old partner
Yes, no, he's a great person.

644
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,838
-Dude, close
fuck up, man.
-Yes.

645
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,439
-Provide it!
-Can you just survive?
for a second?

646
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,543
Silent.
-One of my designers
has a question

647
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,077
Yes, Jack?

648
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,114
No, this design looks good.
Thank you.

649
00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:18,882
-Thank you.
-What are you doing?

650
00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:21,318
Hi, yes, sorry
It's a little
crazy this week

651
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,054
Okay, no, that is, said Cyle
that you think about

652
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,223
about the possibility of carrying
about a new writer?

653
00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,591
Very?

654
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,226
-Good.
-Impossible.

655
00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:30,828
- Wait for one second.
- really

656
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:32,462
- Jack, they look great.
- Good.

657
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,932
- That's what I need from you.
- -Yes.

658
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,268
Where do you go?

659
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,937
Paul, where--

660
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,272
You leave -
you can't go
the car goes

661
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:45,943
What are you doing?
What are we doing here, man?

662
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,077
Achievements?
Special comedy.

663
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,378
-Ha Paul!
-Business plot.

664
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:50,347
-Yes right.
-Do you run from me?

665
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,951
- All right, well, i--
-you, will you run
from me?
OK.

666
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:56,353
Yes.

667
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:57,988
You see what you
will make me do

668
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:59,890
You're almost
just kill me

669
00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:02,159
I think you are thinking
from the Simpson

670
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:05,162
character  Yes, no, here it is
who is caught in a foul ball

671
00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:06,997
I can hammer time

672
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:08,498
I really don't know where he is now  - That's a very good question
-I can hammer time

673
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,033
But, for me, it's all about
what is the right medium

674
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,038
for the message?

675
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,040
So, theoretically,
you don't hire him,

676
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,542
You must give me
Position,

677
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:20,344
I can be available at any time.
Thank you very much.
See you later.

678
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:23,146
Dude, good commit
This tour or down, okay?

679
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:30,187


680
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:31,655
-Commit for a tour?
-Yes.

681
00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:33,590
I save open options.
What is wrong with that?

682
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:37,294
No!
Don't be bad
b-plan, man!

683
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,030
Hey, you can tend to bars,
waiting for tables,

684
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,965
do anything except damn
back to advertising

685
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,600
This will suck you back,
then, whoosh,

686
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,637
you will become a drone
in the sector d.

687
00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,906
I'm here right?
I am on tour.

688
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,341
I'm in glamor
Jason black world tour.

689
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,043
Yes, that is why
I am upset.

690
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:07,658
-Hei.
-Hey.

691
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,092
-Hai.
-Hey.

692
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,961
I'm very relieved.

693
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,162
-Hei!
-Oh, hi.

694
00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,097
- How are you doing?
-Great, nice to meet you

695
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,999
- Nice to see you.
-I really scared
for a moment

696
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,534
that I made this
all in my head

697
00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:20,070
Well, no, no, sorry,
we just started.

698
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,172
And then Paul has this really
important job interview

699
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:23,707
we have -
You know, but that's good.

700
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:25,575
Oh, that's amazing.
Yes, I just--

701
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,344
-they, are you ready?
open to us tonight
-Yes!

702
00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:30,180
I'm very happy.

703
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,581
You open yourself to us?
That's amazing

704
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:32,683
That's a brilliant idea.

705
00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:34,217
You mean, you don't know?

706
00:32:34,219 --> 00:32:35,652
You didn't tell him

707
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:37,187
Do you see Bryn
playing last night?
You know Bryn.

708
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,056
Yes of course.
He is amazing.

709
00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,091
Yes, it's like -
that's brilliant

710
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,292
- Yeah, good
-Of course, that makes sense.

711
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,261
Why don't I think about that?

712
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:47,564
I think you can open yourself
and that you can be intermediate,

713
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,533
and clear
I will shorten my set,

714
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,301
- gives you
lots of stage time
-Perfect.
It was great.

715
00:32:53,706 --> 00:32:55,372
between two musical actions?

716
00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,140
Uh... I don't think so.

717
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:59,409
Great.
Welcome to the club.
It was incredible

718
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:01,678
-Yeah, that will be great.
-It will be awesome, man.

719
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,314
-It's gonna be fucking fun.
-Yes.

720
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,216
I will go check out
pool here

721
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,985
- Okay, this is cool.
-There's actually -

722
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:10,120
-close, because of me -
-that this way?

723
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,089
It's closed

724
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:34,077
-dude, I forgot
-you forgot.

725
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:35,512
I forgot.

726
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,714
You forgot you invited
to join the tour?

727
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:41,251
Well, not now,
But in the car I forgot.

728
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,420
Yes, we are beautiful
wasted last night

729
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,588
-Yeah, right?
-This is wasted.

730
00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,089
Yes, I'm drunk.

731
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:48,492
Cool.
Paul Scott,
on a third wheel tour.

732
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:52,162
Dude, no, okay?
He got it.
Good?

733
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:55,332
Now I tell him
it's about you
get your mojo back

734
00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,434
-You told him that?
-Yeah, no

735
00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,269
I mean, it's not that.

736
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:02,105
But he knows this about
you and I hang out

737
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,374
Okay, look, Jason,
you messed up

738
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,543
We can't cancel it now,
let's just continue

739
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,046
Well, he said he could
Sleep in his car Van.

740
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,381
-In the Van?
-Yes.

741
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,517
-Is that safe?
-Yeah, he has
curtains there,

742
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,753
he has a mattress,
and that--

743
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,388
so you are connected.

744
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,689
Great.
It was amazing.

745
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,425
Wait wait.
Why?
Wait--

746
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,827
-or, you go to Bryn?
-Dude, I talked to him first.

747
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,395
I'm hanging out
with him all night

748
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,431
-What are you thinking about?
-Well, you go home

749
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,499
-I am acting class.
-Okay, well, you know what,

750
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:32,169
Next time you can
fucking tell me because
I am not a mind reader

751
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,071
And what do you know?
I will send him home.

752
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:35,772
Good?
It's just that
you and me, that's all.

753
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,340
See what's done, okay?
Let's continue.

754
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,114
It's just that, the problem is that you do this every time you are unlucky.

755
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,615
There is a meaning for this.

756
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,150
-You have done this
a million times before.
-Name one.

757
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,752
-Um, horde festival,

758
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,253
when you throw me to hang out
with traveler blues

759
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,621
Remember that?

760
00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,091
-Hai.
-Hey.

761
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,325
- Am I - is that good?
-That's really fun.

762
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,194
Cool, really good, man.

763
00:34:57,196 --> 00:35:00,197
-Yes God.
-The way to go.

764
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:03,366
I just hope you will think
things through, you know?

765
00:35:03,368 --> 00:35:06,169
That's why I'm in this
damn tour to start.

766
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:08,538
Mr. Paul Scott.

767
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,873
Hey!

768
00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:12,375
How are you doing?

769
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:14,411
Oh thank you very much.
How are you doing tonight?

770
00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:17,647
Very good
in Pennsylvania

771
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:21,251
P to a, right?

772
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:23,487
I ran
a little late at night
I had to take a taxi.

773
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:29,259
Whether I am or very, very murky
how much should I
tip these cabbies?

774
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,628
I am quite unclear,
and after 911,

775
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,265
it becomes much more complicated
for white people like me,

776
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,434
because most cabbies
are middle east

777
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,269
and I have a lot of
white guilt,

778
00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:42,172
which is always confusing
Equality is a tip for me.

779
00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,840
So, like I'm going to stop
somewhere

780
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,309
and the rate
will say $ 11.00,

781
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,145
and all I have is twenty
and I will tell the taxi driver,

782
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:51,148
"you know what,
You can save the tip.

783
00:35:51,150 --> 00:35:54,217
I also fly out
from la guardia tomorrow
at 11:30 a.m.  And try and get intel,
because you don't know

784
00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,853
if he has a sibling
or a sleeping cell affiliate.

785
00:35:56,855 --> 00:36:00,190
Not many people
take a taxi here

786
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:05,829
in this section
from Pennsylvania, huh?

787
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,531
Not great, uh--

788
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:11,268


789
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,304


790
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,274
I think this is also
not the main target of
for terrorists,

791
00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,276
along the way
out here.

792
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:22,445
Flight 93 falls here
in Pennsylvania, asshole!

793
00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:23,647
Yes!

794
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:26,816
Yes

795
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,553
Hey.
How do you feel up there

796
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,922
-Is that bad?
-What?
No.

797
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:35,625
No, you - I mean,
I mean, you are very confident,
first.

798
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:38,195
Your clothes are good
That is a good choice.

799
00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:41,298
And I think - I mean,
I can never do that.

800
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:45,969
Um, the next song is--

801
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,370
Well, it's about a girl.

802
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,206
Listen, I appreciate
That sentiment,

803
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,207
but you don't have
to sell this

804
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,775
OK, I think you're great

805
00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:54,311
He is very special to me.
And we do things that are difficult -

806
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:59,482
we become friends
After we become lovers.

807
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,484
-I asked a question?
-Sure.

808
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:04,554
- Have you seen a lot?
standup comedy
-Why?

809
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,356
I just say,
if you are exposed to

810
00:37:06,358 --> 00:37:07,991
for more standing actions,
You will soon realize

811
00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:09,893
what I did up there
won't cut mustard

812
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,695
And I got this phone
a call from Brett,

813
00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:13,396
and he calls me,
and he is like,

814
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,932
"Hey, would you mind?
if I ask her out on a date?"

815
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,901
You know, I think I know what it really is,

816
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:21,404
because I am a woman, and like
we don't understand comedy

817
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,473
We only get really
confused with that,

818
00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:24,908
and I didn't take it
the college course

819
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,743
on what's funny,
bad luck!

820
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,546
One thing you will realize
is very fast in your study

821
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,948
is this room
not built for comedy.

822
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,683
The unsuccessful joke
in this room

823
00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:36,386
Jealousy
just started approaching me,

824
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,922
and I feel like I need
to write a song about that,

825
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:42,359
and it's called,
"he's just a girl
I know."

826
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,289
it's great.
It was incredible.
Thank you.

827
00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:30,040
full penetration.
That is the meaning.

828
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,043
A musical comedy
is really

829
00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:34,477
different animals

830
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,948
And really messed up
The part I feel

831
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:43,853
somehow break
give me more
ingredients to draw from.

832
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,022
You know, giving me more
life experiences.

833
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:50,493
Like my situation,
makes me too soft and bland
and comfortable, whatever.

834
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:53,029
Yes, I've been there,
do it

835
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:54,931
He deserves it better.

836
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,834
Yes, that's possible
why I waited so long
You know?

837
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:01,071
I will do my music
and sow my wild wheat

838
00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:03,473
and just get all that voodoo
out of my system

839
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,607
How does it work?
come out for you

840
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:07,610
Got another decade
from voodoo?

841
00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:11,014
Hey, now, I want to tell you
something before,

842
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,049
and I think it's possible
Step in a sick place,

843
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:18,455
so I don't say anything,
but I guess I might have found it

844
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:20,690
people I want to spend
the rest of my life with.

845
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,026
Bryn?
You will spend the rest of your life

846
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,894
- with damn Bryn?
-No no no no.

847
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,597
I mean Bryn is cool.
Yeah, but, no, not Bryn.

848
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,699
Becky.

849
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,101
Becky.
Who is Becky

850
00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:32,569
What do you mean,
who is Becky

851
00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:35,939
-Becky bellington.
-Becky Bellington?

852
00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,907
-You remember--
-biology t.A.,
Becky bellington?

853
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,409
Yes.

854
00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:40,977
How long did you
go out for?

855
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,047
Oh God, I don't know.
For years, really.

856
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,617
-For years?
-Yeah, I mean every time
that I will pass the city

857
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,153
We like this
crazy night together,

858
00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,088
and sometimes on weekends.

859
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,957
I don't know, I never felt there--

860
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,626
Feel the way about him
as I feel for others.

861
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,162
-Becky bellington?
-Yes.

862
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:01,831
-Do you have a photo?
-Yeah, here.

863
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,069
- For years
you hang out
-Yeah, yeah.

864
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,772
I mean, look, here.

865
00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:10,774
That one.
That is there

866
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:13,877
You and Bryn are already friends on Facebook?

867
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,178
-Yes.
-When did it happen?

868
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,846
I don't know, he added me
like yesterday.

869
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,518
Wow, he looks exactly
same.

870
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,787
Mm-hmm.

871
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,121
He is engaged

872
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,624
Yes,
It's a not so sweet part.

873
00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:31,060
So where does he live?

874
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:32,796
He lives in Charleston.

875
00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:34,998
-Charleston?
-Yes.

876
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,134
-That's not
from our last stop?
-Mm-hmm.

877
00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,471
Yes, yes, I thought
It could be like that

878
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:44,441
my last hurray
from singledom

879
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,743
Your last hurray
-Yes.

880
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:50,180
So, is this even?
real tour?

881
00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,215
What?
Is this even?
real tour?

882
00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:54,651
Yes, this is a real tour.

883
00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,052
Okay, look.

884
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,488
I ordered one
show in Charleston

885
00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,823
to see Becky.

886
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,658
And I go on my site
and I see

887
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,892
and I think it's possible
is a little clear,

888
00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,961
like just one show
in his hometown,

889
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,530
so I ordered a few more shows
along the way.

890
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,232
I thought it would be fun
to drive, you know

891
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:10,834
What?
Just to like
throw out the aroma,

892
00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:13,837
Do you do more
for the smokescreen?

893
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:17,707
No, no, well, at first, yes,
But then I got excited.

894
00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:21,711
Do you know?
Play smaller places
for, like, fewer people,

895
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,580
a little more intimate
from the audience

896
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:25,915
I think it will be cold.

897
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,150
What?

898
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,486
That face.

899
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:31,254
Okay, remember
when do we see Bruce?

900
00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,756
-When he entered
in stone bangs?
-Yes.

901
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:37,560
Okay, and that's not the best
the damn event you've ever seen?

902
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:40,663
-Yeah, that's a good show.
- And is he playing?
real shows

903
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,967
Jason, when you play
small intimate place

904
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:45,502
where you connect
with the crowd,

905
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,170
that's one thing
It's hip.

906
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,706
Good?
That happened.
People say "I'm there."

907
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:52,609
When I play in the same place, this is different.

908
00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,978
Do you understand that?
This is a reinforcement
from a dead end.

909
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,013
Okay, but if this is
is a real tour,

910
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,015
You probably won't
even be here

911
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:02,919
Maybe there will be some
indie, like, skinny Jean
hip band

912
00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:04,721
my label will force
my throat,

913
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,557
-I can
pull x genes.
-We are gen x.

914
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:10,260
Look, I think your set
is just sort of -

915
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:12,228
-print.
-What does it mean?

916
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:15,098
- "pinched"?
-I don't know what's right
the term comedy for that,

917
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:16,299
okay, but only,
I don't know,

918
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,801
little butt?

919
00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,703
Fucking throw away
joke book, man

920
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,705
Depart.
Okay, and in music

921
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,874
the more real, the more personal it is,

922
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,242
People can relate to it.

923
00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:28,645
Look, I want all of these people,

924
00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:31,180
I want everyone to know -
I want this person

925
00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:33,883
Hi.
Good?
I want him
to find out who you are

926
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,919
To find out Paul Scott
that I know and love.

927
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,288
And if you can bring
that person on stage

928
00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:39,622
night after night
after night,

929
00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:40,823
with that kind of
consistency,

930
00:42:40,825 --> 00:42:42,926
fuck, sky
limit for you, man.

931
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,094
I appreciate you saying it.

932
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,731
Can we hug him?
Come on.

933
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,099
Come on let's go.

934
00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:51,768
Bring for the real thing.

935
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,069
Yes.

936
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:57,941
Do they put me in the country?

937
00:42:57,943 --> 00:43:00,877
So did Bryn go down
with us to Charleston?

938
00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,145
Yes, if he is ready for that.

939
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:03,313
Well, I'm sure
he's ready for that

940
00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:05,181
I think it should
tell him though,

941
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:08,785
Because, you know,
This is rather big
agreement for it

942
00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,653
Yes?

943
00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:14,290
I think Bryn's is
not from TripAdvisor LLC
for you, hey, buddy?

944
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:17,827
Afraid not tonight, I will
just leave alone, okay?

945
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,862
I will make myself rare.
I will fall somewhere else.

946
00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,130
No, it will happen
makes it awkward

947
00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:23,166
That will make everyone
uncomfortable.

948
00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:25,335
Dude, it won't
make it awkward
Good?
This will be fine.

949
00:43:25,337 --> 00:43:27,003
-This will be fine?
-Yeah, alright,

950
00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,371
it will be
more awkward for me

951
00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:31,341
if I watch you
filter the fog.

952
00:43:31,343 --> 00:43:34,043
-Oke, so this
is about you
-Yeah yeah

953
00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,845
-Now I understand.
-Yes, it's about me

954
00:43:35,847 --> 00:43:38,047
-Now that makes sense.
-Yeah, I need this for you

955
00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:40,283
Okay, it looks like we have
some rooms are available

956
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:44,120
413, with a fireplace
and room 420.

957
00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:45,388
Which is a smoking room.

958
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:48,191
Fireplace room
good, thank you

959
00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:52,862
Hey, hey, Paul.
Is it cool if Bryn crashes
with us tonight

960
00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:55,164
-Yeah, yes, of course.
- are you sure

961
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,799
-Once.
-Yes, look

962
00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,234
That's very good.

963
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:00,003
What if we get a bed?

964
00:44:00,005 --> 00:44:01,871
-Yakin.
-Yes?

965
00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:03,406
Yes, yes,
is a good idea.

966
00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,775
We have to take a bed.

967
00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:06,909
So you need a couch?

968
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:08,711
Yes I think
we need a bed

969
00:44:08,713 --> 00:44:11,114
Um, you know, I'll go make
some important phone calls,

970
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:13,750
then smoke
a cigarette, and become -

971
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:16,019
- thank you, bud.
-Back again.

972
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,956
OK.
You are ready

973
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,225
light breakfast
6: 00-8: 00 every morning

974
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:23,993
Right up the stairs
is your room

975
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,895
And there are
a snack machine

976
00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,864
in case you get
snack.

977
00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:30,166
-Great.
-Thank you.

978
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,702
Oh, this isn't too bad.

979
00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:36,973
-Yeah, it's not bad
at all, actually
-No.

980
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,676
It's even rather luxurious.

981
00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:42,178
I don't know
if I go that far

982
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,447
Um, do you mind?
Do I use the bathroom?

983
00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:46,849
Yes of course.
This isn't Shawshank.

984
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,751
You don't need to ask
for permission

985
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:50,219
That's very
strange question

986
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:53,790
That's so weird--
I gave you 45 seconds.

987
00:44:57,461 --> 00:45:00,797
Hey, take the bed
you want

988
00:45:00,799 --> 00:45:02,465
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what,
Actually, I don't think
we need a bed

989
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:05,935
- Who is this?
- it's a household

990
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:07,937
I'm actually
assistant manager

991
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,306
- With a couch?
- Yes!

992
00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,075
Yes, okay, why not?
come in?

993
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:15,945
Yup, right here.

994
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,247
I will pull this out
very fast.

995
00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:19,949
-How's your day?
-Good.
How about you?

996
00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,751
Do you need help?
With anything?

997
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:23,453
-I will leave this
there, okay
-No problem.

998
00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:26,222
So, yes, if you need
there are recommendations here in the city

999
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,924
for restaurants,
bowling alley,

1000
00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:30,493
weeds, just press zero
I am your person

1001
00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:32,261
-Great.
-Hi.

1002
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,397
- That's amazing.
-Yes it is.
OK.

1003
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,432
-Keren.
-OK.

1004
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,000
Oh, here.

1005
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:39,969
Forgot -

1006
00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:42,305
yes, all I have is--
I have only twenty.

1007
00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:44,040
-I have no changes.
-Right.

1008
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,808
- The problem is -
- I don't have
there is a change

1009
00:45:45,810 --> 00:45:47,143
-You don't have
changes?
-No.

1010
00:45:47,145 --> 00:45:49,145
You don't need to do it.
You don't need changes

1011
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:52,181
So, oh, wow, it's very generous.

1012
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,518
Oh, if you want firewood
for fireplaces,

1013
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,453
-I can handle it
-Yes, yes, it came
with the room

1014
00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:01,357
Oh, it costs $ 50, but it comes
with champagne

1015
00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:02,525
50 dollars?

1016
00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:03,793
I think we are good.

1017
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:05,094
Yes, I think we are good.

1018
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,530
You will stay
each other warm at that time.

1019
00:46:07,532 --> 00:46:08,798
-Yes.
-Yes.

1020
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,533
-Good.
-Thank you.

1021
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:13,269
You understand
I will put this
on the outer door

1022
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:17,273
Yes.
This is very much
better than my van

1023
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:18,875
Oh no, it should be so
take one of the beds

1024
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:19,976
-I will take a couch.
-Are you kidding me?

1025
00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,210
- Are you sure
-Stop.

1026
00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,411
-But thanks.
-OK.

1027
00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,046
-Well, if you reconsider.
-Good.

1028
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:25,948
- Everything is good?
-Do you want to use the bathtub--

1029
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,216
-oh, I'll take a shower.
-No, I've showered.

1030
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:28,451
-You sure?
-No, I'm sure
I'm sure.

1031
00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,952
Alright okay.

1032
00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:32,922
-I shower quickly.
-Good.
Cool.
Enjoy.

1033
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,157
A pastor can walk
to you,

1034
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,925
boning a girl
in the confession room,

1035
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,494
and he will be like, "whoo!
He smokes.
You're fine."

1036
00:46:39,998 --> 00:46:42,265
Three greetings Maria
and send some jpeg.

1037
00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:46,402
Now, Maryland, there are some good news for you tonight  Led zeppelin
can't do it,

1038
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:49,806
fleetwood Mac
doesn't do it,

1039
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:52,508
but tonight,
we will do it,

1040
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,844
standing comedy
before folk rock,
Are you ready?

1041
00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:58,948
Are you ready?

1042
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,417
Alright!

1043
00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:03,019
What
Yes!

1044
00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:05,855
OK.

1045
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:08,424
So, what does
up with evites?

1046
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:11,861
What's with that

1047
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:16,299
-Hei.
-Hey.

1048
00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:17,567
How are you doing?
I drink beer

1049
00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,068
-Oh thank you.
-Applause.

1050
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,837
Applause.

1051
00:47:20,839 --> 00:47:22,438
You must feel very good
about the beginning.

1052
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,507


1053
00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,309
-It's awesome.
-Thank you.

1054
00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,244
Yes, I mean, that's how it is
only the work crowd,
but thank you.

1055
00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:30,213
Oh, whatever it is,
it's good

1056
00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:32,315
Like here
and honest

1057
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:39,121
I like this song.

1058
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:41,524
And Jason is right
when he says that

1059
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,192
that's where
your ticket

1060
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,027
-Where like that--
-they are Bryn, right?

1061
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,029
can't we
deconstruct my actions

1062
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,131
every night we hang out?
Is that okay?

1063
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:50,466
- Forgive me.
-No problem.

1064
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:51,601
I just tried
to help

1065
00:47:51,603 --> 00:47:53,469
And I only see
your potential

1066
00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:55,338
-Oh, oh, my God,
I sound like my mother.
-I am potential.

1067
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:58,174
No, you have potential too.
I'm like -

1068
00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:00,610
how you will like it
if I choose your actions

1069
00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:03,980
like a few moments later
you go down the stage

1070
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:05,882
- Honestly?
-Yeah, honestly.

1071
00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,617
-I can handle it.
-You think you will be
well with that

1072
00:48:07,619 --> 00:48:09,318
-Yes.
-Good.

1073
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,654
Maybe we should exit
from here before Jason

1074
00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:13,356
-ya.
-Out we go to another
night drink

1075
00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:16,125
Hi.
Sorry for your bug,
But, do you think you can?

1076
00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:18,027
-Get photos with you
-You are very funny.

1077
00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:20,062
Is he right?
You really are

1078
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,131
-So, yes.
Your work is hysterical.

1079
00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,400
-Thank you.
-Are you his girlfriend?

1080
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,435
-No.
-Well, you see
very good with

1081
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:28,337
-Oh thank you.
-If you become,
it will be good

1082
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,372
-Yeah, yes.
-Do you mind?

1083
00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:30,606
No, not at all.

1084
00:48:30,608 --> 00:48:32,408
-I really like your hair.
-Thank you.

1085
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:33,976
-Yes.
-You are very sweet,
OK.

1086
00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:35,378
-You are ready?
-Do you?

1087
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:39,248
- Say Paul Scott.
- Paul Scott

1088
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,383
-this you go
-Thank you very much.

1089
00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:42,218
Yes, no problem.

1090
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:45,221
Oh wow,
I look so fat there.

1091
00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:47,256
Do you still want to go?

1092
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,292
Well, why aren't we all
drinking and waiting for
for Jason?

1093
00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:51,127
-Yeah, we will,
get a drink
-Yes.

1094
00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:53,930
Okay, you're good
You want to hang out
and get--

1095
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:56,332
uh, no, I'm good,
I'm good.

1096
00:48:56,334 --> 00:49:01,203
But, I will quickly finish this--
and you have fun

1097
00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:02,405
I will go
back to the room

1098
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:03,706
-I will see you there.
-You are sure?

1099
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,074
-Yes.
-You don't want to drink one?

1100
00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:06,309
-No, you have fun.
-Only one?

1101
00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:07,310
No, I'm good.

1102
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:09,211
Nice to meet you.

1103
00:49:09,213 --> 00:49:10,413
-Hei.
-Very good,

1104
00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:13,115
you
friend with black Jason

1105
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,717
-Yeah, yes.
-Yes.

1106
00:49:17,154 --> 00:49:19,555
And I saw,
and that was my tour manager, Kyle.

1107
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:23,159
You know Kyle, right?
And he rode a horse
into the mountains

1108
00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:25,461
without clothes.
I swear to God.

1109
00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,431
And now, you have to remember,
it's just me, folds Ben,

1110
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,700
bon iver,
and Trey anastasio,

1111
00:49:30,702 --> 00:49:32,268
from phish
You know him right?

1112
00:49:32,270 --> 00:49:33,736
Yes, and we sit
in this matter -

1113
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:35,738
- in this um -
-correspond.

1114
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,540
Wigwam, wigwam,
beautiful wigwam,

1115
00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:41,077
At the door I see a shadow,
and that is posum.

1116
00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:42,411
Oh!

1117
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:43,713
-Do you love possession?
-I.

1118
00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:45,314
That's great.
Are we connected?

1119
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,416
-Wow
-Yeah, that's right
really great.

1120
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:48,551
Last call.

1121
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:49,752
OK.
Last call.

1122
00:49:49,754 --> 00:49:52,555
Um, what you
people want to do

1123
00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:55,057
I mean, because we live in the same hotel -

1124
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,326
I mean, we have a lot of liquor, s0--

1125
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,594
yes, let's just continue

1126
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,529
-After the party!
-After the party!

1127
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,664
-After the party.
-Yes!

1128
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:03,399
Wait, you have to go back.

1129
00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:05,701
No, man, you just came out
a bad relationship

1130
00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,403
-for five years.
-Yes.

1131
00:50:07,405 --> 00:50:09,538
OK.
You just--
This is what you need.

1132
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:11,307
I promise.

1133
00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,675
I hear a sound coming out.

1134
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:14,410
-Is this--
-this.

1135
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:17,146
-323.
-Good.

1136
00:50:17,148 --> 00:50:19,148
I think someone is moving.

1137
00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,549
-What are you doing?
-Hey!

1138
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,518
-Hai!
-Hi, how are you?

1139
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,286
-Let's go.
-There is a party
there too  -Yes.
- Is there anastacia?

1140
00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:26,589
Oh, he must make
Booty's call or something.

1141
00:50:26,591 --> 00:50:29,225
But, I mean, I still have
to hang out if you want.

1142
00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,394
- There are lots of liquor, so -
-Well, hey, you know,

1143
00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:34,296


1144
00:50:34,298 --> 00:50:36,399
I thought I would let it
you two like hanging birds

1145
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:39,368
- and I will hit the road.
-Impossible.

1146
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:42,671
Okay, you stay
Well, you two
are hanging out.

1147
00:50:42,673 --> 00:50:45,641
Okay, Jason, you sit there,

1148
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:48,177
and Paul, why didn't you come?
with me to the bathroom

1149
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:51,280
and help me
make a few drinks

1150
00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:54,817
Yes

1151
00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:56,318
Shh.
Only--

1152
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,820
okay, just take it
everything dies, huh

1153
00:50:57,822 --> 00:51:00,389
-So a lot of chest hair.
-Oh okay.

1154
00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:07,263
-I feel bad.
-Why?

1155
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:09,398
-Jason.
-He is fine.
She's a big boy.

1156
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,467
-No problem.
-Don't make it drink.

1157
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,302
-Good?
-Good.

1158
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,837
Good.
Blender.

1159
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:17,640
- Oh!
Whoo-hoo!
Okay, stop.

1160
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:22,445
Oh no, you think
we forgot about you

1161
00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,080
isn't it?
This is your drink  I thought I would only
sack out

1162
00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:25,648
Oh no, no, no.
Will you stay and party
with us, please

1163
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:30,252
Well, I have to get up early
and I have to do a lot of things
in the morning

1164
00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,688
Oh yeah, early morning
for rock stars, huh?

1165
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:34,323
Okay, you have
special shots!

1166
00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:35,691
- A special shot
-Mhmm.

1167
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:37,226
-Okay, okay.
-Special.

1168
00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,095


1169
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:40,830
-I will wait here for you
-I will make you one, don't worry

1170
00:51:40,832 --> 00:51:42,364
Where--
where is the shot?

1171
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:45,334
I will--

1172
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,169
They, Paul.
-Yes?

1173
00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:49,872
Want to come and save me
from Nicole here

1174
00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:53,275
Oh, tell Jason
to take off his clothes.

1175
00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,144
I will talk
to that man

1176
00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:57,113
I don't want to be involved
in sexual harassment.

1177
00:51:57,115 --> 00:51:59,181
Oh well, I'm not
Police,

1178
00:51:59,183 --> 00:52:02,551
So you can be both sexually
bother me, if you want.

1179
00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:08,224
Um, that--

1180
00:52:08,226 --> 00:52:09,625
God,
are you gay?

1181
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,393
-No.
-No, no.

1182
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:12,828
Because I have a gay brother,
be like I really got it.

1183
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,264
-I won't be offended.
-Oh, no, no

1184
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,299
-I have many gay friends.
-Yeah, I'm gay
second cousin

1185
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,801
-They are awesome.
-So what I like -

1186
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,870
Am I not hot enough
for you?

1187
00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:22,271
-No, I don't know what
you are talking about.
-Why won't you take

1188
00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:23,606
Your clothes go out
-No, it's not possible

1189
00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,174
This, say what,
why don't you go

1190
00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,743
Blender starts,
well, and um...

1191
00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:29,278
Maybe I'll take my shirt off  -Good.
-Direct?

1192
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,813
Okay, deal.

1193
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:32,548


1194
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:35,417
Dude, I'm very sorry
- No no.

1195
00:52:35,419 --> 00:52:36,619
I do nothing,
I swear to God.

1196
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:37,753
-I know.
-I will go.

1197
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:39,288
No no No.
This is good

1198
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:40,589
You have
good things happen

1199
00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:42,158
I will go home
and hang out with Bryn.

1200
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,759
-What?
Hang with Bryn?
-Yes.

1201
00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,728
Dude, you have your whole life
to work at Bryn.

1202
00:52:45,730 --> 00:52:47,196
Good?
It's night

1203
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,564
He's bad luck.

1204
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:51,233
It's actually closer to
7 to 7, but yes.

1205
00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:53,669
-High 7's fucking great.
-Very good.
This.

1206
00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:57,506
Sit down, man.
Look, this is my last hurray,

1207
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,775
okay, before I throw my fucking
live far and get married,

1208
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,911
OK?
So do this with me.

1209
00:53:01,913 --> 00:53:03,779
This will be great.
Come on!

1210
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,782
And look, do you remember?
when I have to convince you

1211
00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,851
to go drive atvs
with John popper

1212
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:10,586
-It's awesome.
-That's great right?

1213
00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:12,655
-Awesome.
- And you don't want to do that
They are really
different.

1214
00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:14,423
None of us try
to make love John popper

1215
00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:15,658
Good?
It's different,
and it's weird

1216
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,760
This is not strange.
I can argue that it's more
Weird if we don't do it.

1217
00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:20,462


1218
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:22,231
Just take it
damn pants to die

1219
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:23,933
-Let's go.
- Okay, alright,
Let's do it.

1220
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:25,901
If we will do this
we must set
some guidelines

1221
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:28,204
Yes, that's a good idea.
Guidelines.

1222
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:31,273
-We want to avoid
congestion back there
-Right.
Right.

1223
00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:33,275
-We don't want to cross each other.
-I know, you know what we are going to do

1224
00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:35,744
You live on one side,
and then you are on the other side.

1225
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,680
You see the Atlantic
world theater

1226
00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:39,381
I am all over the world
in pacific theater.

1227
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,250
That's good.
Good analogy.

1228
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:43,485
And then we will let it go
back and forth to one of us.

1229
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,888
-More than just sharing?
- And we will never cross.

1230
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:49,892
-Okay, I have a margarita
for both men
-Okay!

1231
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:52,928
-Where is your drink?
-I, I don't really drink.

1232
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,463
-Oh.
-It is okay.

1233
00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,265
-Good.
-Gug, chug, chug.

1234
00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:57,499
What
OK.

1235
00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,435
Delicious.
Very delicious.

1236
00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:03,372
-Now, okay, alright.
-I like your chest hair,
it's very sexy

1237
00:54:03,374 --> 00:54:05,241
-Thank you.
-Okay, so I
have magnums

1238
00:54:05,243 --> 00:54:07,409
That's cool right?

1239
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:08,744
-Yes.
-Yeah, magnums
very good

1240
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:10,346
- Magnum!
- Yeah.

1241
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,381
-Whoo!
-I use magnums
all the time.

1242
00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:14,383
I apologize for being like
like square,

1243
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,018
I just - I don't have sex
with strangers

1244
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:17,820
- without protection
-no, why are you?

1245
00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,989
I also don't.
Bad idea.

1246
00:54:19,991 --> 00:54:22,424
-Ok dear!
-Oh Boy.

1247
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,892
This is a double xls.

1248
00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:26,328
Wow, this is the biggest
they make, I think.

1249
00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:27,863
Yes, I often date
basketball players, so...

1250
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,765
-Oh really.
-College or pro?

1251
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,634
-Oh, I'm not - actually
I don't really know
-Oh no?

1252
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:35,304
-Do you need help?
-Why don't you guys?
go there

1253
00:54:35,306 --> 00:54:37,940
- Oh well.
- I'll bleed a little.

1254
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,642
- Good.
- Ooh.

1255
00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:42,945
Ow.

1256
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,381
Whoa, what's the matter?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1257
00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:46,682
- What is that--
what is that?
Wait!
- Sst.

1258
00:54:46,684 --> 00:54:48,317
What is this - what is that?

1259
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:49,785
Is this a selfie stick?
A picture is needed.

1260
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,587
No, I don't think
is a good idea.

1261
00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:53,389
This is not a video,
you pussies

1262
00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:55,057
-I am with this one Jason.
-That's a bad idea

1263
00:54:55,059 --> 00:54:59,795
Listen, you take the camera,
and you have control.

1264
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,598
-Jesus.
-Whoa, whoa!

1265
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,302
-Whoo!
-Anything?

1266
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:19,782
No, no, no, no, no!

1267
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:21,417
Oh no!
My condom dropped.

1268
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:23,686
-We haven't even started yet.
I mean, it's bankrupt.

1269
00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:26,388
-Oh fuck it, you guys
clean right?
-Are you clean?

1270
00:55:26,390 --> 00:55:28,357
Yes, I tested
every Halloween

1271
00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:30,359
Okay, yes, I will just
go out and get some
Ice is very fast.

1272
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:32,461
Wait, we have ice cubes
in the bathroom.

1273
00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,330
I need crushed ice.
I will see you soon.

1274
00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:35,898
-Good.
-You live

1275
00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:37,599
- You go, Caligula!
- What are you doing?

1276
00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:38,634
Send me jpegs!

1277
00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:40,636
You are nicknamed
Caligula?

1278
00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:43,339
Hey, can we think of it like that?
a little slower, maybe?

1279
00:55:48,945 --> 00:55:52,448
A good friend.

1280
00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:53,682
Daughter!

1281
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,385
The giant has stolen
Daughter!

1282
00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:59,655
Henry, did you hear?
what are they shouting at?

1283
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:03,559
The giant has been kidnapped
Daughter!

1284
00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:07,830
-Hei.
-Hey.

1285
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,631
Let me take the bed.

1286
00:56:09,633 --> 00:56:12,000
I'm fine.

1287
00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:13,802
Where is your girlfriend?

1288
00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:16,004
-Huh?
- Your female friend?

1289
00:56:16,006 --> 00:56:18,040
Oh, girls from the bar?

1290
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,008
Yes, girls from the bar.

1291
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,478
Jason hanging out
with them.

1292
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,847
Why not
take the bed

1293
00:56:24,849 --> 00:56:27,383
Jason pays for a tour.
He must have his own bed.

1294
00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:28,684
I'm fine.

1295
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:32,821
You can just share this with me

1296
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:35,124
Come on.
There's nothing funny.

1297
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,460
Good.

1298
00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:41,163
And if Jason does not return,
I will slide over.

1299
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,555
You can spread
a little.

1300
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:09,958
I just don't want to make
perception of funny things.

1301
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,527
Here, I have an idea.

1302
00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:15,798
Why don't we put a pillow
between us?

1303
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,433
Can't you
get pregnant like that

1304
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:19,935
Mm-mmm, the pillow method works.

1305
00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:24,540
Okay, good, because I don't want to be more unintentional with child pillows

1306
00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:29,578
I will be very careful.
Good night.

1307
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,880
Can I turn off the TV?

1308
00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:09,718
-okay, now list is lower.
-Deeper.

1309
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,086
-Deeper register
A little deeper, okay.

1310
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,255
-Yes.
-We will start there.

1311
00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,790
Go, I'm ready.

1312
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,721
Who is the country-drops
in an evite?

1313
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,657
That's just tacky, right?

1314
00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:24,726
What?
How do you get
the giraffe costume
on the girl?

1315
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,095
Rough.

1316
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:28,697
Okay guys,
You have become a crowd.

1317
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:29,998
Thank you very much,
Virginia Beach, good night

1318
00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:33,268
-Oh yes.
What
-Whoo whoo!

1319
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:34,836
Whoo, Paul Scott!

1320
00:59:34,838 --> 00:59:37,940
-Ooh, the way to go
-This is a fucking nightmare '.

1321
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,175
Well, I thought
fuck you are great, man
You're great

1322
00:59:40,177 --> 00:59:41,677
Hey, I want you
to meet these people

1323
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:43,712
They make this
damn 'YouTube video...

1324
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:46,081
-Yes.
What is wrong?
-They are so - they are
funny, man

1325
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,116
-They are very funny.
-Thank you.
Good set, man

1326
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,252
-It's great.
-Yeah, that's good.
That is a difficult crowd.

1327
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:51,853
You must see -
You must see this vid -

1328
00:59:51,855 --> 00:59:53,755
Can you draw them
the others?

1329
00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:55,791
You have to see this video, man
I thought it would be nice

1330
00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:57,225
if they come
tour with us,

1331
00:59:57,227 --> 00:59:59,294
and, like, they get something
that's kind of cool

1332
00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:01,363
- Am I talking to you?
for the second fast?
-Hmm?
Yes.

1333
01:00:01,365 --> 01:00:03,265
-Good.
One second, guys.
-Good.
Yes.

1334
01:00:05,902 --> 01:00:08,737
-Ooh.
OK.
-Dude, I'm fucking fucking
up there.
Hard.

1335
01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:10,939
No one listens,
including you, and now
you tell me

1336
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,342
You want to bring
two comic tours with us?

1337
01:00:13,344 --> 01:00:16,244
I just - they just--
That is an idea, I don't know.

1338
01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:20,082
I know,
You have lots of ideas.
Many bad and bad ideas.

1339
01:00:20,084 --> 01:00:22,117
Hi friends.
What happened - this is very serious  -Wait, wait, wait, wait.
-let me drink.

1340
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,152
Good.
I ask if you
want the title
and you say yes

1341
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:28,123
- And now I'm a bad person?
What is that?
-Process.
Come on.

1342
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,259
What?
No. We are cool.
We're cool

1343
01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,095
- Are we cool?
-We are cool.

1344
01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,630
We are cool
Good,
they are fine

1345
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,231
Seeing.
I messed up, okay?
Forgive me.

1346
01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:39,001
But this is only one show
and we have a show
tomorrow night

1347
01:00:39,003 --> 01:00:42,070
and this is not
even problem

1348
01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:43,839


1349
01:00:43,841 --> 01:00:46,642
That's important, Jason.
That's important to me, okay?

1350
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,677
And I want you
to understand that, okay

1351
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:53,081
- I didn't party to
wigwams with... Boniver.
-Bon - bon iver.

1352
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,217
Bon iver?
Good.
I didn't do that.
That's not how I rolled.

1353
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:58,153
I have to go up there
at that stage and find out
how to make it work

1354
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:01,757
Because if not,
I have to crawl back
to cave 9 to 5.

1355
01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:04,226
Do you understand that?
Do you say there is no plan b?

1356
01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:07,162
Well, this?
This?
Is this my plan?

1357
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:09,865
Good.
I'm sorry, okay
You're right.

1358
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:11,900
You are right.
I will make this right,
good?

1359
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:15,303
Now, like, just, let's -
start tomorrow, okay

1360
01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:17,873
-Do you bring these people?
tour with us?
-No.
No, not me.

1361
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:20,308
-Only - only us
-Good.
Let's begin.
Lets do it.

1362
01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:22,844
-We start.
OK.
-I will go back to the hotel.
You hang out.

1363
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,312
-Good.
OK.
-I will come with you

1364
01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:26,014
OK.
Yes.
You guys - you go.

1365
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:29,184
Fucking Jason.
It has been like that since we were little.

1366
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:32,120
You know, he likes...

1367
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,322
... tripping
becomes successful, repetitive
and ends.

1368
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:37,125
Leave it alone.

1369
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:39,995
Good.
I will stop
I have said my part.

1370
01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,999
Well, in other news, I'm...

1371
01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:45,767
I lost my job.

1372
01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:49,037
You lost your job?
When?

1373
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,106
-Some days ago.
-I don't know
you have a job

1374
01:01:51,108 --> 01:01:53,108
-What are you doing?
-I am a coat check girl.

1375
01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:57,012
- Are you serious?
-Well, that's how it is.
Is that crazy?

1376
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,181
No, it's just that, I don't know, it's just very funny.

1377
01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:01,049
-It's not funny.
-That, that's adorable.

1378
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,251
First of all,
is a very noble profession.

1379
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:05,153
This is profitable,
and someone must do it.

1380
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:11,993
Can't you tell Jason?
about... Job?

1381
01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:14,029
-Why?
-I'm ashamed.

1382
01:02:14,031 --> 01:02:15,764
-You are embarrassed?
-Yes.

1383
01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:18,433
It's lame, but I just want it
He thinks I'm serious

1384
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:19,501
as an artist, you know?

1385
01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:23,972
Your safe is safe with me.
-Thank you.

1386
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:45,227
Can we save it like--
like this?

1387
01:02:46,162 --> 01:02:47,229
What is it like?

1388
01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:52,768
I just - I'm out of
something new

1389
01:02:52,770 --> 01:02:53,969
and I just...

1390
01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:58,073
Right.
The old chestnut.

1391
01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:00,776
What?

1392
01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:03,211
None.
No problem.

1393
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:05,547
Well obviously something
is bothering you so you have to
just say.

1394
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:08,150
Eh, yeah, I don't think I
understand how, like,
You and Jason -

1395
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:10,185
O Lord.

1396
01:03:11,988 --> 01:03:14,422
What?
I think we really, like,
have good things go '.

1397
01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:17,192
I think we have fun
go too, when we meet

1398
01:03:17,194 --> 01:03:19,127
-You right?
-And you go home

1399
01:03:20,364 --> 01:03:21,930
We should walk
home with

1400
01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,899
and then you do 180
and bolt back inside.

1401
01:03:23,901 --> 01:03:26,334
I don't do 180.
My friend came to me

1402
01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,503
and say "will you
listen to me play?"
I have to.

1403
01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:30,305
-You must.
- I think you
I will come with me

1404
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,308
You have to throw me out,
back inside and fuck Jason?

1405
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:37,946
Very?
Very?
Okay, first of all, right
some of the men I met in a bar,

1406
01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:41,116
who live in Boston
And I don't know why
I have to feel bad

1407
01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,185
I don't think I
will ever see you again

1408
01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:45,954
It's not like -
I feel I'm made
feel like I'm cheating on

1409
01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:48,557
to someone I know
for 10 minutes.

1410
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:53,995
Also, I just feel like
if you are already on the road
back to the hotel

1411
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:57,132
and you meet some people
a really cute girl you must
do exactly the same thing.

1412
01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:59,367
Yeah, well, things like that
don't really happen to me,
so...

1413
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:01,970
Well I don't know why I--
up.

1414
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,407
Anyway, it's up to you.
We don't need to talk about it.

1415
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,842
OK, good night.

1416
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:23,625
Hello?

1417
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:26,127
Hey, David.
How are you?

1418
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:29,931
I'm fine, yes.

1419
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:33,001
No, no, no, Jim and I
just finished
a freelance project,

1420
01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:34,135
So this is good -
-jack up.

1421
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:36,338
This is the right time to chat.

1422
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,340
Yes
This is the right time
chat for you

1423
01:04:38,342 --> 01:04:42,077
Uh huh.
So, uh, when do you need definitive answers from me?

1424
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:44,112
uh, about--
about position?

1425
01:04:49,151 --> 01:04:51,419
So Jason, let me ask you
what brings...

1426
01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:54,122
Integrate us
Charleston City is fair?

1427
01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:57,025
Actually, there are people who are very
specifically puh - people--

1428
01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:59,261
there are many
special people

1429
01:04:59,263 --> 01:05:02,097
um, in Charleston.
They really support me
throughout my career

1430
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:04,332
And I kind of think it will happen
really great to be given back

1431
01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:07,535
with which way can i go
play some smaller places

1432
01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:10,238
and smaller shows,
a little more intimate.

1433
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,008
So tonight we go
to play free shows

1434
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,410
eh, on a slitted skirt,
so come down.

1435
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:19,214
And as amuse-bouche
for aural delights
tonight,

1436
01:05:19,216 --> 01:05:23,551
Jason and Bryn will go
to support us with a song,
live in the studio huh?

1437
01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:27,155
Right.
And eh,
and this high water drink
behind me,

1438
01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:30,125
this beautiful man,
is, uh, stand up comic.

1439
01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:33,528
You might have seen it
on conan o'brien.
His name is Paul Scott.

1440
01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:36,164
- Good morning.
- Okay, Scott,
I haven't seen

1441
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,301
Your comedy stylings
I - I haven't seen you at Conan,

1442
01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:42,437
But, uh, why not?
support us with
favorite jokes

1443
01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:47,709
I am a stand-up comedian,
so I usually only appear
at the club.

1444
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:51,012
Well, consider us
your comedy club

1445
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:53,014
Well, yes, but no,
It's like context.

1446
01:05:53,016 --> 01:05:55,183
Like that, you know -
There must be a crowd
in front of me

1447
01:05:55,185 --> 01:05:58,053
- and a stage and...
- How the radio works is,
there is a crowd out there

1448
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:01,122
and they listen
now, so, just imagine,

1449
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:04,292
What will you say to the crowd?
if you can see them?

1450
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:09,130
Imagine you see
more than one hundred thousand
wppc listeners

1451
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:12,300
Good.
Well
hear, um, evites?

1452
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:16,237
Yes, uh, evites -
"e" stands for "electronics"

1453
01:06:16,239 --> 01:06:19,674
be electronic
invitation, I believe
what they call it

1454
01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:23,712
-And, uh, that's something
You will get your email.
-Yes.
Right.

1455
01:06:23,714 --> 01:06:28,016
So you will think it will happen
very easy way
to invite all your friends

1456
01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,118
in one occasion to a party
you might have.

1457
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,421
Uh, but for me,
is actually very common
and a very embarrassing forum

1458
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:36,291
for people to tell me
why they didn't attend my party

1459
01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,096
Like I have one friend,
he actually said,
"no, plus one."

1460
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:44,566
Even so people I don't know
don't come to my party

1461
01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,035
Hmm.
Hmm.

1462
01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,703
That's funny
Because it's true, I think.

1463
01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:52,040
OK.
Well thank you
So much there, Scott.

1464
01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:55,643
And when we come back from
a promise is very fast
announcement,

1465
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:59,114
we will stay in the studio
with Jason black

1466
01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:00,382
and Bryn Miller.

1467
01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:04,219
Okay, you know, this space
is a little bijou

1468
01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:06,354
Um, Scott,
why not, uh,

1469
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,690
why don't you glide over
to studio-b, ride the mic.

1470
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,158
Yes
Do you want me to leave the room?

1471
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,394
Go this way
and enter

1472
01:07:13,562 --> 01:07:15,697
Good.
OK.

1473
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,033
Hey, Chris,
I wonder if maybe
we can mention

1474
01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:22,203
a little, because I thought it would really help him.

1475
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:24,272
We may not have time to be able to do that,

1476
01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:26,808
but of course we can
write something on
our Twitter feed

1477
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:29,611
Okay, we will be
back living in...

1478
01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:31,646
Four... Three...

1479
01:07:32,748 --> 01:07:36,117
So true, so true.

1480
01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:38,153
Okay, we go back
at "morning kind"

1481
01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:44,125
and now exclusive wppc
Charleston radio public entertainment

1482
01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:46,194
These are Jason Black
and Bryn Miller.

1483
01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,462
-Ready?
-Yes.

1484
01:08:41,884 --> 01:08:44,119
-Hei.
-Hey.

1485
01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,554
A good guy wants to know
how many guitars
will be used

1486
01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:47,755
Uh, only one,
stickel

1487
01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:49,390
And then, it has it
a soundhole pickup

1488
01:08:49,392 --> 01:08:51,292
-He needs to know that.
-Good.

1489
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,761
- the rest of the items
are in my case
-Okay, good.

1490
01:08:53,763 --> 01:08:55,663
How do I look?
Do I look good?

1491
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:57,866
You look great.
You look smart, handsome.

1492
01:08:57,868 --> 01:08:59,901
-Professor like?
-Professional.

1493
01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:02,137
Yes
You look great.
Maybe it's just tucked in, uh,
this item.

1494
01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:06,307
to you, they are better off
because they are lined up.

1495
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,476
-Good.
How about that?
-Looks great.

1496
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,645
Beard's ring finger.
-Finger-comb.

1497
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,380
-Good.
How about that?
-Good.
Looks good.

1498
01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:14,249
-That's good?
-You have this

1499
01:09:15,384 --> 01:09:17,218
-Phew.
OK.
-Good luck.

1500
01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:27,362
-Hei, Becky.
Hey.
-Hi.

1501
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:29,898
-How does it work '?
Hi.
-Hey.

1502
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:32,167
-You look fantastic.
-Jason, oh, my god

1503
01:09:32,169 --> 01:09:33,801
-You look super.
-You are very sweet.

1504
01:09:33,803 --> 01:09:35,670
-You look so great.
-Thank you.

1505
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,338
-Whoa.
-Yes, right?
I know.

1506
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:41,676
Sports coat
First time - for everyone.

1507
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,279
-God, you look fantastic
-Oh, thank you.

1508
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:46,281
-Yes.
-I appreciate it.

1509
01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:49,817
-Yes, right.
-Well, I've never, um,
been here before

1510
01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:52,754
- Actually, yes, this -
-yeah, it's, uh, neat.

1511
01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:55,323
Yeah, well, i--
You know, we can go
somewhere else.

1512
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:59,928
No no.
Like, I mean...
Like a strip club, or...

1513
01:09:59,930 --> 01:10:02,697
Slightly down or -
oh, hi

1514
01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:04,799
-Hai.
WELCOME
to the slitted skirt
-Hai.

1515
01:10:04,801 --> 01:10:07,202
My name is Kelly,
I will be your servant tonight.

1516
01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:09,904
-Hi, Kelly
-We have some specials.

1517
01:10:09,906 --> 01:10:12,941
We have fatty beer
and horny hefeweisen.

1518
01:10:12,943 --> 01:10:16,444
- Um,
o You want some...
- They both sound great.

1519
01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:18,413
-Okay, yeah, hef
will be great

1520
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,548
-But horny hef?
-But horny hef.

1521
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:21,549
You understand

1522
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,585
Yes, thank you

1523
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:29,390
You know, haven't been out yet on Sunday
in a very long time.

1524
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,926
Very?
Why?
What -

1525
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:36,731
yes, all right, I mean I'm out
from home the most morning
by, like, six, so...

1526
01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:40,368
Do you know what?
For you
I made exceptions

1527
01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:42,770
Ah, well, I - I'm honored.

1528
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,639
Hey, how are your father?

1529
01:10:44,641 --> 01:10:47,675
Oh, he's great.
He is much better.
Thank you.

1530
01:10:47,677 --> 01:10:51,779
- I will tell him that you said "hi."
He will like it.
-Yes.
Thank you.

1531
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,415
I think the last time I saw you
was at the Atlanta event.

1532
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:57,252
No, on the show
in New York.

1533
01:10:57,254 --> 01:11:00,655
-Yeah, do you remember
I flew?
-Oh.
Yes.

1534
01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:04,392
Performances in New York.
That is a crazy weekend.

1535
01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,695
-See, and you are engaged.
-Yes.

1536
01:11:07,697 --> 01:11:10,765
I mean, look.
Wow.
-No every girl

1537
01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:13,768
can just sit
and wait for Mr. Jason black.

1538
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,304
-You know?
I see.
-Yes.
Yes.

1539
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:21,943
-Well, he's a lucky man.
-Thank you.

1540
01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:27,782
Yes, I think I'm always
just curious...

1541
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,051
What is it like
if we are together

1542
01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:32,887
- and we continue -
- There is a horny hef,

1543
01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:36,924
and I have both of them
some Tequila shots
just to wait

1544
01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:39,294
- Oh, that's reposado
- Wow.

1545
01:11:39,296 --> 01:11:40,995
This is very smooth.

1546
01:11:40,997 --> 01:11:42,897
I actually only have one
behind with busboy

1547
01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:45,300
-Great.
-So I started you
with a few wings?

1548
01:11:45,302 --> 01:11:47,669
Um, do you want--
are you hungry?

1549
01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,837
-Do you want to eat?
-No, I'm fine,

1550
01:11:49,839 --> 01:11:52,373
but you have to eat,
You may be starving.

1551
01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:56,878
Uh, okay, alright.
I will get 12 wings
with blue cheese sauce.

1552
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,080
- And then, um--
-what about that naughty sauce?

1553
01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:01,049
Naughty sauce, thank you.
- Okay, that's great.

1554
01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:02,817
That's all, yup.
Big.

1555
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:05,320
Thank you.

1556
01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:09,324
Um, sorry, uh, yes,
I think I'm just always
wondering

1557
01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:13,828
like what would happen
if we had several.

1558
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,962
Are you kidding me?

1559
01:12:14,964 --> 01:12:17,832
I think a lot about it.

1560
01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:19,400
All the time.
I really.

1561
01:12:19,402 --> 01:12:21,836
Well, if you think
about it all the time,

1562
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:26,808
why don't you ever think
call me, or email me?

1563
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:29,110
-Fucking my text?
-I know.

1564
01:12:29,112 --> 01:12:30,545
Okay, that's why I want
to take you out tonight

1565
01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:31,746
That's what I want
to tell you

1566
01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:33,648
I want to give you
know how I feel

1567
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:37,585
Oh well.
Big.
So, how do you feel?
Tell me how you feel.

1568
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:41,489
Well, I feel ready
to start the next chapter
in my life.

1569
01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:43,424
Do you know?
I feel like
I am ready to stay,

1570
01:12:43,426 --> 01:12:45,493
and have children,

1571
01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:47,762
and a house.

1572
01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:50,031
You - You can become one.

1573
01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:52,600
You think I'm the first

1574
01:12:52,602 --> 01:12:57,472
I mean, I know that
I am one, like, a lot.

1575
01:12:57,474 --> 01:13:00,041
Like, I'm the most special
of everyone

1576
01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:03,511
If you think I'm one,
you mean--

1577
01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:05,880
You are really interesting
how to show it

1578
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,582
Believe me, I know.

1579
01:13:07,584 --> 01:13:11,052
Did you tell me?
that you are ready,

1580
01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:13,788
do you want
in a monogamous relationship?

1581
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:17,392
Yes, I mean,
I think that is things
that we can find out.

1582
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:20,528
These are things you
should have been considered

1583
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,463
before you appear
here tonight

1584
01:13:22,465 --> 01:13:25,733
and just throw this at me.

1585
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,469
Don't you think it exists?
something that is still here

1586
01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:32,440
Here it is.
Bad wings
with bad sauce

1587
01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:34,642
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.

1588
01:13:36,146 --> 01:13:38,146
just check, I think,
will be good.

1589
01:13:38,148 --> 01:13:41,482
Okay, um, alright.

1590
01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:45,853
Do you not remember
when we sat alone

1591
01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:49,023
and we talk about
what it looks like,

1592
01:13:49,025 --> 01:13:51,426
- only you and me?
-Yes.

1593
01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:53,861
Yes of course
I remember that.

1594
01:13:53,863 --> 01:13:59,667
And, at that time,
I want more
than anything

1595
01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:02,703
But you never step,

1596
01:14:02,705 --> 01:14:05,106
and now I'm about to marry.

1597
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:10,778
And you love him?

1598
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,914
Fuck you
Damn, Jason.

1599
01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:15,016
You can't do this.

1600
01:14:18,822 --> 01:14:22,223
like--
rock soil and roll

1601
01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:26,661
Give me a night

1602
01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:27,962
Only one night

1603
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,065
I think that's
that's the problem...

1604
01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:37,605
Because all you are good for
is one night

1605
01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:01,662
Well, maybe Becky
is depressed

1606
01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:08,736
I already said that, I know.

1607
01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:11,506
I won't say that.

1608
01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,840
I will say it
I'm sorry

1609
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:14,509
I'm really sorry

1610
01:15:14,511 --> 01:15:15,977
Dudes, he's on his last song,

1611
01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:21,115
Listen, man, the most
important thing
have you tried

1612
01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:23,050
You gather courage
to talk to him,

1613
01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:33,794
-He got engaged.
-Yeah, but no
know that for sure

1614
01:15:33,796 --> 01:15:37,231
-You have to find out.
-Yeah, well, I guess
that is it

1615
01:15:41,770 --> 01:15:45,740
So what is um -
what is happening
with you and Bryn?

1616
01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:47,842
With Bryn

1617
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,745
I don't know
It's been two weeks,

1618
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:52,547
I think something
will happen now

1619
01:15:52,549 --> 01:15:54,749
You know, just hang out,
get to know each other.

1620
01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:57,985
Alright, let me know

1621
01:15:57,987 --> 01:16:00,221
"Tells you"?
What does it mean?

1622
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:04,959
You know, I guess
It would be very embarrassing if both of us
disappeared on it, you know

1623
01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:06,861
What the hell are you talking about
right now?

1624
01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,963
What the hell
do I talk about
I'm talking about Bryn.

1625
01:16:08,965 --> 01:16:11,766
You talk about
a woman here

1626
01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:13,568
-Do you realize it?
-Yeah, and he's great.

1627
01:16:13,570 --> 01:16:15,636
We don't speak
about parts of property

1628
01:16:15,638 --> 01:16:18,873
What is this - is this - are we -
is this the beginning of
from a lecture?

1629
01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:22,343
Okay, I know that.
I know, alright,

1630
01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:24,779
so don't fucking--
don't lecture me

1631
01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:27,148
Do you have any idea
what it feels like

1632
01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:29,850
to get seconds you are careless
for my whole life?

1633
01:16:29,852 --> 01:16:31,319
Do you have any ideas?

1634
01:16:31,321 --> 01:16:33,588
Are you?
Since
we are fucking kids,

1635
01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:35,289
whenever I will show
interest in a girl,

1636
01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,592
You will sweep in
and grab it

1637
01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:39,694
- like a vulture.
-That's nonsense.

1638
01:16:39,696 --> 01:16:41,329
-That is that nonsense?
-Yes.

1639
01:16:41,331 --> 01:16:44,999
You leave the damn door open
because you don't do anything

1640
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,601
You don't do anything

1641
01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:48,202
And now with Bryn.

1642
01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:49,670
OK?
What are you doing

1643
01:16:49,672 --> 01:16:51,138
Sorry I'm hard
for you, Jason

1644
01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,207
I apologize because I am moving
slower than you.

1645
01:16:53,209 --> 01:16:56,243
Sorry I can't play
games on women as you can,
good?

1646
01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:57,979
I like getting
to get to know women first.

1647
01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:00,982
I have a vulnerability.
I'm sorry to frustrate you.

1648
01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,883
Sorry I can't
key as you can.

1649
01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,652
-You have vulnerabilities?
-Yes.

1650
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:05,853
That's the biggest
a bunch of nonsense

1651
01:17:05,855 --> 01:17:07,088
I've heard you say.

1652
01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:09,223
You go there,
and you do something

1653
01:17:09,225 --> 01:17:12,693
from a damn green notebook
because you can't think
from anything else.

1654
01:17:12,695 --> 01:17:16,297
You can't be yourself.
You are very scared

1655
01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:18,933
You are scared
out of your damn thoughts
to be you

1656
01:17:18,935 --> 01:17:21,869
And if you think Bryn
wants to be with that person,

1657
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:23,204
Please, you can have Bryn.

1658
01:17:23,206 --> 01:17:26,007
I can have it.
Thank you, King Jason.

1659
01:17:26,009 --> 01:17:29,677
I don't need fucking you
permission to sleep with Bryn.

1660
01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:33,247
Sorry to disturb you,
but only fyi,

1661
01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:36,784
I have zero interest in sleeping with one of you.

1662
01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:40,054
Thank you, Charleston.

1663
01:17:40,056 --> 01:17:42,390
Stick around for one
of these two bastards

1664
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:48,029
That is Bryn Miller.
That was fun.

1665
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:51,298
Okay, who likes comedy?

1666
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,736
Everyone does it.
Well, let's warm up
welcome jacket and skirt

1667
01:17:55,738 --> 01:17:58,939
for comedians extraordinaire,
Paul Scott!

1668
01:17:58,941 --> 01:18:00,341
Has a large set.

1669
01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:07,682
How do you do

1670
01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:09,350
What

1671
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:13,988
My name is Paul Scott.
I am a fake comedian.

1672
01:18:13,990 --> 01:18:17,758
I'm currently on a fake tour

1673
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,294
with the man you are all
waiting patiently
to see tonight,

1674
01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:23,064
Jason black

1675
01:18:23,066 --> 01:18:25,399
I am a fake comedian,

1676
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:30,037
on a fake tour
installed by Jason

1677
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,140
so he can admit it
his love for women

1678
01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:35,443
that he saw
about once a year.

1679
01:18:35,445 --> 01:18:37,078
Oh, and he's engaged.
Did I mention that?

1680
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,714
He is engaged
to get married

1681
01:18:39,716 --> 01:18:41,348
So, you're all out there
in the audience,

1682
01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:42,983
make sure you hold
your woman is close,

1683
01:18:42,985 --> 01:18:45,820
because he will try
to lure them away,

1684
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:48,756
with the guitar,

1685
01:18:48,758 --> 01:18:52,893
and hippie charm,
and dirty feet.

1686
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:54,795
No, yes, we're fine,
Thank you.

1687
01:18:54,797 --> 01:18:57,098
You want to hear
some truths right?

1688
01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:59,333
- Honesty, right?
- yes!

1689
01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:00,835
Well, here it is
honest truth

1690
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:03,304
This is not entirely
False Jason

1691
01:19:03,306 --> 01:19:06,273
If I am truly honest,
I must say that.

1692
01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:09,076
Some men are born with it,
and others,

1693
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:13,147
like most of us, like me,
they are not born with that,

1694
01:19:26,863 --> 01:19:31,098
Dj Ron,
who's wearing a Yankee hat

1695
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:34,101
He doesn't even know the rules of playing baseball, but he wears a Yankee hat.

1696
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:35,970
That type of man
he will get married

1697
01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:38,806
-Dj Ron
-Audience laughs]

1698
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:40,307
We are not divorced.
We didn't get that far.

1699
01:19:40,309 --> 01:19:42,076
A divorce must happen
honored.

1700
01:19:42,078 --> 01:19:45,479
A divorce implies that you
really solve something

1701
01:19:45,481 --> 01:19:49,049
We didn't get that far.
We have a release.

1702
01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,285
We have pre-vorce.
Doesn't sound great, right?

1703
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,020
Prevention.

1704
01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:56,090
Do you think sinatra
decides the engagement?
No.

1705
01:19:56,092 --> 01:20:00,528
The person is divorced.
Divorced

1706
01:20:00,530 --> 01:20:03,030
But that's not all bad news.

1707
01:20:03,032 --> 01:20:06,133
Silver layer is what I get
50% of my wedding deposit back,

1708
01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:09,436
So, in the future, if I ever
go to the altar again,

1709
01:20:09,438 --> 01:20:11,205
You know, maybe I can
half-marital funds

1710
01:20:11,207 --> 01:20:15,810
Maybe dj rob can come
with only one turntable.

1711
01:20:15,812 --> 01:20:17,311
Only have half marriages.

1712
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,447
And you know what,
it's okay.
It is okay.

1713
01:20:20,449 --> 01:20:22,516
That's life.
That is part of being human.

1714
01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:26,287
And you're better
hear from me,
than from Jason,

1715
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:31,258
because Jason had never known
days of struggle in his life.

1716
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,460
I love guys
She's a great person,

1717
01:20:33,462 --> 01:20:36,197
But he doesn't know the struggle.

1718
01:20:36,199 --> 01:20:39,400
And that's true.
And thank you for hearing it.

1719
01:20:39,402 --> 01:20:42,169
You guys already
a large group of listeners.

1720
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:46,240
This has been an amazing tour,
and now without further ado,

1721
01:20:46,242 --> 01:20:48,509
one hour man,
Mr. Jason is black.

1722
01:22:00,148 --> 01:22:05,286
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

1723
01:22:05,288 --> 01:22:07,621
Thank you very much.
Thank you,
Thank you.

1724
01:22:07,623 --> 01:22:10,090
- Love you.
- Wow.

1725
01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:14,561
I love you too.
So, a few months ago

1726
01:22:14,563 --> 01:22:18,532
I go on a trip
with a friend,

1727
01:22:18,534 --> 01:22:22,336
and that is
an old friend of mine

1728
01:22:22,338 --> 01:22:24,271
We know each other
since we were little

1729
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:27,341
And he's a comedian.
She's a very funny person.

1730
01:22:27,343 --> 01:22:29,310
But he was a little disappointed
for his luck,

1731
01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:32,546
rather falls on himself.
Things that don't really
go well

1732
01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:36,317
-So, I asked him -
- they, sorry, the ticket was
for the VIP section.

1733
01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:37,551
It's all the way on the other side
the side of the building.

1734
01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:39,253
The other side?
Okay, thanks.

1735
01:22:39,255 --> 01:22:42,957
And he said, yes.
So we continued the tour.

1736
01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:46,994
And after a few weeks, it is a total breakthrough.

1737
01:22:46,996 --> 01:22:49,496
- yes!
- Breakthrough.

1738
01:22:49,498 --> 01:22:52,166
And that's two friends,
good, two artists,

1739
01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:54,969
really traveling through
forgotten coastal cities
from America

1740
01:22:54,971 --> 01:22:57,504
and try to make
connections with people

1741
01:22:57,506 --> 01:23:00,641
in very real,
very different ways

1742
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:06,413
And it's true
specifically for me

1743
01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:09,750
- Right!
-He reminded me why I did this,

1744
01:23:09,752 --> 01:23:13,454
reminded me when I first started playing music,

1745
01:23:13,456 --> 01:23:17,524
and no tour buses.

1746
01:23:17,526 --> 01:23:19,526
There is no press agency.

1747
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:22,429
There are no fans

1748
01:23:22,431 --> 01:23:24,598
But that reminds me of what is real about it

1749
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,502
which is desire,
hope,

1750
01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:33,640
starvation,
and freedom.

1751
01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:36,543
Free.

1752
01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:39,446
After all, I want to dedicate this song to my friend, Paul.

1753
01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:42,583
And hopefully you enjoy it.

1754
01:24:17,419 --> 01:24:18,585
applause.

1755
01:24:30,331 --> 01:24:32,733
-Hai.
-Hey.

1756
01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,735
-What are you doing?
-Nice to meet you.

1757
01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:36,136
It's very good
to see you

1758
01:24:36,138 --> 01:24:37,571
-That was menajubkan.
-Why, thank you.

1759
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,073
I am very proud of you
It is an amazing show.

1760
01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,341
-Thank you.
I am a rock star.
-I know.

1761
01:24:41,343 --> 01:24:43,744
-I am rock-starred hard.
-I know.

1762
01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:45,245
That really is,
is amazing  -Thank you for coming.
-Of course.

1763
01:24:45,247 --> 01:24:46,647
Yes

1764
01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:48,615
-Do you have fun?
-I have a blast,
are you kidding me?

1765
01:24:48,617 --> 01:24:50,751
What is your seat -
are they good?

1766
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,519
-They are great
-Okay good.
Glad to hear.

1767
01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:54,855
Yes, you should see
the woman's face will call

1768
01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:57,091


1769
01:24:57,093 --> 01:24:58,525
when I pick them up,
is very impressed.

1770
01:24:58,527 --> 01:24:59,626
Shut up.

1771
01:25:01,563 --> 01:25:03,230
Oh good.
What is your new job?

1772
01:25:03,232 --> 01:25:04,832
-It's good.
-Yes?

1773
01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:06,233
Yes, that's good.
I can say honestly

1774
01:25:06,235 --> 01:25:07,868
that I'm not completely
hate it

1775
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,437
You have to say something like that
when you ask for a promotion

1776
01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,606
Right, word for word.
What is the tour?

1777
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:15,175
-How's all this?
treat you
-This is crazy.

1778
01:25:15,177 --> 01:25:16,710
-Yes?
-Yeah, no, that's good.

1779
01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:19,780
Um, yes, Jason,
he really supports,

1780
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,715
and, like, help.
Yes, it's good.

1781
01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:23,650
Very good.

1782
01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:27,721
And are you both, mm-mm--

1783
01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:30,858
no, we are not "mm-mm" -ing,
no.

1784
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:33,260
Other lucky people
in the picture?

1785
01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:35,329
No, only groups.

1786
01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:37,164
But I use it
for their bodies

1787
01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:40,134
Of course.

1788
01:25:41,603 --> 01:25:43,904
Um, may you want maybe
go to dinner with us

1789
01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:47,741
We - this is a strange dinner group,
but maybe you can come.

1790
01:25:47,743 --> 01:25:51,311
Eh, you know, I did this
Things on the north side tonight.

1791
01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:53,714
So I--

1792
01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:55,883
Are you cool

1793
01:25:55,885 --> 01:25:57,417
-Me and Jason?
-Yes.

1794
01:25:57,419 --> 01:25:59,453
Yes, we are cool.

1795
01:25:59,455 --> 01:26:03,590
I mean, I haven't talked to him
Because, you know, since -

1796
01:26:03,592 --> 01:26:05,392
destruction.

1797
01:26:05,394 --> 01:26:07,694
Destruction
What are you guys?
call him

1798
01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:10,464
No, no, we don't--
I mean, you know him

1799
01:26:10,466 --> 01:26:15,435
He keeps everything buried,
but I wonder.

1800
01:26:15,437 --> 01:26:18,839
So, um, can I see you?
tonight

1801
01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:22,442
Yes, I will like it very much.
I mean, I don't know
our schedule is right--

1802
01:26:22,444 --> 01:26:24,678
-shatter.
-I will feel it.

1803
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:27,614
Yes

1804
01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:29,183
Cool.

1805
01:26:29,185 --> 01:26:30,851
Well, I will send it a little
.

1806
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:32,753
-Up to meet.
-OK.

1807
01:26:33,755 --> 01:26:35,289
-Bye.
-Bye.

1808
01:27:27,376 --> 01:27:31,945
You cut me, you cut me,
You cut me to the core.

1809
01:27:31,947 --> 01:27:36,650
I need you.
Thank you.

1810
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,286
Okay, okay,
that Steven kadowski
everyone.

1811
01:27:39,288 --> 01:27:40,721
And remember, guys,
when you get lights

1812
01:27:40,723 --> 01:27:41,989
That means you really
must wrap it

1813
01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:43,790
We can't keep going,
All right?

1814
01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:48,328
We are at number 37,
Paul Scott.

1815
01:27:48,330 --> 01:27:49,830
Paul Scott,
no show anymore?

1816
01:27:49,832 --> 01:27:52,666
-Nggak.
-Paul Scott
All right, everyone

1817
01:27:52,668 --> 01:27:55,035
Give a big round of applause
to Paul Scott  Thank you very much.
Thank you.

1818
01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:01,475
So I have this friend,
he's a musician,

1819
01:28:05,847 --> 01:28:10,350
quite famous,

1820
01:28:10,352 --> 01:28:11,752
we are friends...

1821
01:28:11,754 --> 01:28:14,288
Since we were little,
and um--

1822
01:28:18,059 --> 01:28:21,428


1823
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,633
A few months ago he asked me
if I wanted to join him

1824
01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,335
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