1 00:00:28,548 --> 00:00:33,548 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:36,957 Right, right. 3 00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:46,701 Do you have a list permit? 4 00:00:46,703 --> 00:00:49,040 No, no. 5 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:52,941 Guess what? I heard about Nikki. 6 00:00:52,943 --> 00:00:54,609 Nikki, do I know Nikki? 7 00:00:54,611 --> 00:00:56,445 Yeah, from school. 8 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,680 Oh, one boob much smaller than the other. 9 00:00:58,682 --> 00:01:00,881 Yeah, right, tiny tit, Nikki, exactly. 10 00:01:00,883 --> 00:01:03,818 Yeah, well, her husband's quite touchy feely, right? 11 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:05,754 How did you know all this? 12 00:01:05,756 --> 00:01:08,022 'Cause I spoke to her a couple weeks ago. 13 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,726 Do you not speak to her any more? 14 00:01:10,728 --> 00:01:12,060 Yeah. 15 00:01:12,062 --> 00:01:13,894 Why don't you come on Friday? 16 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:16,364 The girls do genuinely want to see you. 17 00:01:16,366 --> 00:01:17,698 They always ask about you. 18 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,935 Yeah, and I want to see them, too. 19 00:01:19,937 --> 00:01:24,072 - Really? Do you though? - Yeah, of course I do. 20 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,841 I've sort of given up on people, haven't I? 21 00:01:26,843 --> 00:01:29,312 I've told you that, like, a million times. 22 00:01:31,648 --> 00:01:34,616 Sorry, I'm being a bitch. 23 00:01:34,618 --> 00:01:38,854 Yeah, you're being a bitch. 24 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:54,835 So, this is amazing in every respect. 25 00:01:54,837 --> 00:01:57,506 Should we go to your place or... 26 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,007 It's your place or no place, Jimbo. 27 00:01:59,009 --> 00:02:01,409 Awesome, but, awkward, my name's not Jim... 28 00:02:01,411 --> 00:02:03,778 - Shh. - I mean, it can be. 29 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:06,317 Make it so, Jimbo. Make it so. 30 00:02:10,654 --> 00:02:12,453 No, what are you doing? 31 00:02:12,455 --> 00:02:16,090 No. It's just for, you know, for the lads in the... 32 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:19,428 Oh, you're such a penis, a con. 33 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,095 So what he says for the lads. 34 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:26,468 - What a devil you are. - Fucking great. Cheers. 35 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,691 - Five on serving, Daph, okay? - Yup. 36 00:03:57,693 --> 00:03:59,395 - Come on. - Yup. 37 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:04,031 Service, please. Service, please. 38 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,600 Table two instead of one. 39 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:08,938 A bun. 40 00:04:13,676 --> 00:04:15,246 Wait, wait, wait. 41 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:19,047 Daph, come on, for fuck's sake, fix it, will ya? 42 00:04:19,049 --> 00:04:21,182 - Yeah. - Come on. 43 00:04:21,184 --> 00:04:23,651 We need service. Thank you. Table one. 44 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:26,787 - Oh. - Table three, thank you. 45 00:04:26,789 --> 00:04:29,790 Come on, hustle up, please. Service, please. 46 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:33,263 How's it going? You coming with that? Come on. 47 00:04:34,297 --> 00:04:36,900 Is it ready? 48 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:43,071 You happy with that? 49 00:04:43,073 --> 00:04:44,875 Five, please. 50 00:05:01,758 --> 00:05:05,428 Daph, going to The Specials you and Beth are in charge, okay? 51 00:05:42,898 --> 00:05:44,799 Consider me the manager. 52 00:05:44,801 --> 00:05:47,504 - Where's our pitcher? - Come on, oh, oops. 53 00:05:49,338 --> 00:05:51,239 - Ah, so close. - No, no, no, no, no. 54 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:53,641 - Unplug. - I'm coming out. 55 00:05:53,643 --> 00:05:57,946 Good night. 56 00:05:57,948 --> 00:06:01,952 One, two, oh! 57 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:05,420 All right, fancy pants. 58 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:07,321 Are you coming out with us tonight? 59 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:10,124 Nah, I'm just... I'm gonna head in and have a quiet one. 60 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:11,660 Been caning a bit lately. 61 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,360 Oh, I lost my jacket. 62 00:06:13,362 --> 00:06:15,030 It's the one I just got. 63 00:06:15,032 --> 00:06:18,867 Oh, shit bags. You looked wealth in it. 64 00:06:18,869 --> 00:06:21,802 I know. Oh, well, it was good while it lasted. 65 00:06:21,804 --> 00:06:25,006 All right, chica, I'll see you later. 66 00:06:25,008 --> 00:06:28,145 - Have fun. - We will. 67 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:41,458 Here you go, Francis. 68 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:27,035 What have you done with your hair? 69 00:07:27,037 --> 00:07:30,771 Don't over react. I didn't mean it like that. 70 00:07:30,773 --> 00:07:32,040 What are you doing here? 71 00:07:32,042 --> 00:07:33,775 Charming way to greet your mother. 72 00:07:33,777 --> 00:07:35,876 I meant to say what a lovely surprise. 73 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:38,345 - No, you didn't. - No, I didn't. 74 00:07:38,347 --> 00:07:40,448 Well, can I come in or are we going 75 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:42,117 to stand here like lemons? 76 00:07:42,119 --> 00:07:43,350 Like lemons, preferably. 77 00:07:43,352 --> 00:07:44,819 Right. 78 00:07:44,821 --> 00:07:48,525 Here, I bought you a present. 79 00:07:50,227 --> 00:07:52,326 It's a mindfulness CD. 80 00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:54,828 This week mindfulness, last week was it naked yoga? 81 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:56,163 What's next week gonna be, Mother? 82 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:58,833 Will you just open the bloody door? 83 00:07:58,835 --> 00:08:01,468 What I don't understand is, 84 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:02,970 why couldn't you just phone first 85 00:08:02,972 --> 00:08:04,405 like a normal human being? 86 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:06,508 What, so you can just ignore the phone? 87 00:08:06,510 --> 00:08:11,011 - Yeah. - Jesus, why is nothing ever simple to you? 88 00:08:11,013 --> 00:08:12,547 Since you were little, exactly the same. 89 00:08:12,549 --> 00:08:14,517 No, no, no, no. 90 00:08:17,087 --> 00:08:19,853 God, it's hot in here. 91 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:21,489 I don't wanna go. 92 00:08:21,491 --> 00:08:24,594 Look, you're coming. I don't care. 93 00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:29,230 You've gotta stop this. 94 00:08:29,232 --> 00:08:31,499 The heating's not on. Anyway, Mom, I gotta go. 95 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:33,703 Fuck off, will you, Daphne, I am boiling. 96 00:08:35,037 --> 00:08:37,674 - Okay, Mom, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 97 00:08:41,444 --> 00:08:43,347 Just send me a cab. 98 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,568 Oh, don't worry, mate. 99 00:09:08,904 --> 00:09:11,107 Hello, Scratch. 100 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,510 What's that? 101 00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:17,344 No, don't I got balls? 102 00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:19,816 I keep turning and turning you. 103 00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:26,453 Yeah, can you, um, can you ask the chef 104 00:09:26,455 --> 00:09:30,861 to make sure that he uses fresh chilies in the salad. 105 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:36,766 I'm not picky. 106 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:41,672 Yeah. 107 00:09:45,141 --> 00:09:49,142 Ah, it's fine. I'm not in a rush. 108 00:09:55,951 --> 00:09:58,722 ♪ What's the word Word up ♪ 109 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:13,133 Hey, alecbah, God is great. 110 00:10:13,135 --> 00:10:15,035 - You're amazing. - Yeah, you know, I'm not Muslim. 111 00:10:15,037 --> 00:10:17,841 - Yeah, I know. - Whatever. 112 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,314 This isn't enough. 113 00:10:26,316 --> 00:10:29,250 It's like two quid short I'm good for it. 114 00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:31,587 I'll screw you next time. Thanks, dude. 115 00:10:40,062 --> 00:10:41,664 ♪ Yeah ♪ 116 00:10:51,074 --> 00:10:52,576 Donut. 117 00:11:38,153 --> 00:11:40,121 - Beth, you're in charge, okay? - Chef. 118 00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:42,589 - Daph, follow me. - I'm busy. 119 00:11:42,591 --> 00:11:44,760 Move your arse. 120 00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:08,315 Banon, you cheesy little bitch. 121 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:11,452 Oh, yeah, yup. 122 00:12:11,454 --> 00:12:13,390 Okay. 123 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,428 Here we go. 124 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:26,470 Please. 125 00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:34,409 Holy shit. 126 00:12:34,411 --> 00:12:36,276 What do you taste? 127 00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,445 - Mmm, the vinegar. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:41,681 - And the fruit brandy, of course. - Mm-hmm. 129 00:12:41,683 --> 00:12:43,886 Anything else? 130 00:12:45,455 --> 00:12:49,723 Mm, yeah, walnuts? 131 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,258 Walnuts? 132 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:53,327 Oh, come on now, fucking listen to your palate. 133 00:12:53,329 --> 00:12:55,565 Don't just guess. 134 00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:01,769 Fuck me. 135 00:13:01,771 --> 00:13:05,606 Do you know how many air miles it takes to fly this in every week? 136 00:13:05,608 --> 00:13:08,843 I'm adding to the ruin of the world for cheese. 137 00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:10,745 - Worth it though, isn't it? - Correct. 138 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:13,213 If you mean yes, just say yes. Don't be a twat. 139 00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:16,319 That's what I meant, yes, correct, shut up. 140 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:24,758 Hey, Joe, do you remember when I asked if I could 141 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,861 maybe... you know? 142 00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:30,564 What, babe, become a sous? 143 00:13:30,566 --> 00:13:33,834 Think you're ready? 144 00:13:33,836 --> 00:13:36,603 I mean, it's a massive responsibility. 145 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:38,506 Do you know what it actually means? 146 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,811 How it'll ruin your life. 147 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:45,981 Hey, listen, I should get back and finish my mis, yeah. 148 00:13:54,157 --> 00:13:57,458 Healthy cynicism and neurotic cynicism are, like, different. 149 00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:00,495 And which one might you be? Wait, wait, let me guess. 150 00:14:00,497 --> 00:14:03,564 The reason I mentioned it is because you were kind enough 151 00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,567 to offer me some of your gak, and then whenever I do coke, 152 00:14:06,569 --> 00:14:09,503 I always think about Freud, and then whenever I think about Freud 153 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:13,341 I always think about love, and you know what Freud's definition of love was? 154 00:14:13,343 --> 00:14:16,376 I haven't got a clue, darling, what is Freud's definition of love? Enlighten me. 155 00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:21,214 Freud's definition of love is, um... 156 00:14:21,216 --> 00:14:22,817 Oh, what was it? 157 00:14:22,819 --> 00:14:25,319 Oh, the psychosis of ordinary people. 158 00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:28,588 People like you, Tommy. 159 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:30,491 Mmm. 160 00:14:30,493 --> 00:14:31,892 It's a sickness. 161 00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:34,462 You feel sick to the stomach when it starts, 162 00:14:34,464 --> 00:14:36,463 and then you feel even sicker 163 00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:39,232 and it's even longer when it ends, and then, that's called love. 164 00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,334 That's what we all want. It's fucked. 165 00:14:41,336 --> 00:14:43,637 - You talk a lot, don't you? - No, I don't. 166 00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:46,741 So, what, are you gonna fall in love tonight then? Strangers in London. 167 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:48,543 Oh, what you mean? We're gonna fuck. 168 00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:51,179 Yeah, maybe, but what we're not gonna do is fall in love, so... 169 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,717 So you don't believe in love, that's fucking awesome. 170 00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:15,998 Up up up up. 171 00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:18,966 - Come on. - Don't. Fuck off. 172 00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:20,900 - Get up. - What the fuck are you doing? 173 00:16:20,902 --> 00:16:22,402 Get up. 174 00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,174 I'll just pee in your mouth. 175 00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:12,953 Excuse me, where's any mini cabs around here? 176 00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:14,754 Down that street. 177 00:17:14,756 --> 00:17:18,759 Okay, all right, can I also grab some rolling backy? 178 00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:21,428 Just whatever's your cheapest really. 179 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:24,732 And some paracetamol. 180 00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,702 Oh, fuck. Thank you. 181 00:17:27,704 --> 00:17:30,937 - That will be four... - Yeah. 182 00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:32,873 Open the till, man. Don't move. 183 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,476 Don't fucking move, man. Open that fucking till! 184 00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,379 I promise I will fucking stab you up, man. 185 00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:42,482 I ain't playing fair, man. Get a fucking move on. 186 00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:44,518 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 187 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,488 You can give me your money, oh, come on, come on now. 188 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,761 - What the fuck is that? That's fucking roll over. - My mom gave it to me. 189 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:55,628 Oh, my... my mom gave... 190 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:57,431 What the fuck is wrong with the perfume? 191 00:17:57,433 --> 00:18:00,533 What... what I've got a pair of fucking dummies, have I? 192 00:18:00,535 --> 00:18:02,837 Huh? Give me the money. Do you understand English? 193 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:05,740 You're fucking my pet. 194 00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:50,186 Fuck. Oh, Jesus, fuck. Oh, fuck. 195 00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:52,919 Fuck. 196 00:18:52,921 --> 00:18:56,589 Yeah, ambulance. Yeah, someone's been stabbed. 197 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,459 Near the... near the Hilton on Tilly Street. 198 00:18:58,461 --> 00:19:00,661 Yeah, yeah, I'll stay on the line. 199 00:19:00,663 --> 00:19:02,430 Oh, fuck. 200 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:06,733 - What's your name? - It's Amir. My family. 201 00:19:06,735 --> 00:19:08,868 - Oh, boy, what is it, what... - Pict.... 202 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:10,905 Pict... 203 00:19:10,907 --> 00:19:12,673 - Picture. - Oh, you fucking twat. 204 00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:13,973 - My family. - What is it you want? 205 00:19:13,975 --> 00:19:16,345 - Picture. - Okay. 206 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:47,707 V-I-T-A-L-E. Vitale. Daphne Vitale. 207 00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,242 All right. Italian. 208 00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:52,680 My dad is... was... Sorry, was Sicilian. 209 00:19:52,682 --> 00:19:54,647 They were different. 210 00:19:54,649 --> 00:19:55,982 How old are you, Daphne? 211 00:19:55,984 --> 00:19:59,220 Um, 20, um... 212 00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:02,655 Uh, no, I'm 30... 31. 213 00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:05,394 - Just wait there a sec, please. - All right. 214 00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:50,738 This is Deputy PC Curtis, I'm calling to let you know 215 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,639 that as part of our victim's support scheme 216 00:20:52,641 --> 00:20:54,107 you're entitled to counseling. 217 00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:56,246 If you could give me a call... 218 00:21:03,552 --> 00:21:05,319 All right, people, we got covers in, 219 00:21:05,321 --> 00:21:07,288 let's pump it out. 220 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:10,156 Can someone please run this fucking food, huh? 221 00:21:10,158 --> 00:21:12,659 Billie, come on, it's time here. 222 00:21:12,661 --> 00:21:15,229 - You're the man. - Don't blow smoke up my ass. 223 00:21:15,231 --> 00:21:18,965 I wouldn't go near your ass, not for the money you pay me. 224 00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:21,203 Come on, hustle it up there. 225 00:21:33,081 --> 00:21:36,082 Hey, Beth. 226 00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:37,818 Yeah, I'm in the chemist's. 227 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,290 I'll be back in a minute. 228 00:21:41,357 --> 00:21:43,960 Yeah, I'm coming. Yeah, I'm coming. 229 00:21:57,872 --> 00:21:59,205 Don't give me that bullshit. 230 00:21:59,207 --> 00:22:00,773 You can't call someone's beliefs bullshit. 231 00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:03,242 You're just saying it to sound cool. 232 00:22:03,244 --> 00:22:06,713 Internet dating is consumers are masquerading as love... 233 00:22:06,715 --> 00:22:09,015 - What part of that sounds cool? - Ooh. Look at me, 234 00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:12,251 I've read Slavoj Zizek and think I'm really cool. 235 00:22:12,253 --> 00:22:14,154 How... how did you just say... 236 00:22:14,156 --> 00:22:16,322 Do you even know who Slavoj Zizek is? 237 00:22:16,324 --> 00:22:19,893 Yeah, of course, I fucking do. 238 00:22:19,895 --> 00:22:23,062 Did you just Google him because I mentioned him last week? 239 00:22:23,064 --> 00:22:24,298 You did, didn't you? 240 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,965 Go on, say his name again. 241 00:22:25,967 --> 00:22:27,667 No, I didn't. Slavoj Zizek. 242 00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:31,204 Rubbish. 243 00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:33,406 - Slavoj Zizek. - Slavoj Zizek. 244 00:22:33,408 --> 00:22:35,742 Anyway, these days it's just... You don't even write 245 00:22:35,744 --> 00:22:37,645 anything about yourself, it's just all photographs, 246 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,880 just, like, there's no human interaction, 247 00:22:40,882 --> 00:22:42,683 it's like you're shopping. It's like this. 248 00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:44,652 Yah, yah, yah, fuck. 249 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,953 Why are you even talking... Who fucking cares? 250 00:22:46,955 --> 00:22:50,023 - Who cares? - That's all it is. 251 00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:51,724 Yeah, you know, I agree with you, 252 00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:54,228 but like, what's love then? 253 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:57,063 'Cause love and fucking are different things. 254 00:22:57,065 --> 00:22:59,098 Ideally you need both. 255 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:02,368 The love... the love bit is a necessary illusion 256 00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:05,673 to bind us all together to propagate our shitty species. 257 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,143 No, no, that's bullshit. That's bullshit. 258 00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:13,180 Love and sex, 259 00:23:13,182 --> 00:23:16,015 you make do. 260 00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:18,121 It's whatever works. 261 00:23:26,328 --> 00:23:27,860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 262 00:23:27,862 --> 00:23:30,165 Go home to your wife, Joe. 263 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:35,301 Okay. 264 00:23:35,303 --> 00:23:40,309 Okay, I'll see you. 265 00:23:55,424 --> 00:23:57,257 Get off of me, get off. 266 00:23:57,259 --> 00:23:59,992 Easy. Just relax, pal, you're crazy. 267 00:23:59,994 --> 00:24:01,994 - What was that? - Get off me! 268 00:24:01,996 --> 00:24:04,263 - Yeah, well, you promise you're gonna behave? - Yeah, no, 269 00:24:04,265 --> 00:24:06,165 - yeah, yeah. - Well, which one is it then? 270 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,835 - Promise, I'll behave. - All right, then. 271 00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:09,103 I'm gonna count to three. 272 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,274 One, two... 273 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:17,176 You, sir, are a fabulous cunt. 274 00:24:17,178 --> 00:24:19,047 Go home. 275 00:24:33,061 --> 00:24:36,195 Please, can I come back in? 276 00:24:36,197 --> 00:24:38,464 Go home. 277 00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:41,801 Hey, hey you, miss. 278 00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:45,505 - I don't wanna go home. - Go home, you're pissed, yeah? 279 00:24:45,507 --> 00:24:47,840 - Hey. - Yeah, don't try and sweet him. 280 00:24:47,842 --> 00:24:49,510 Don't try and sweet him. 281 00:24:49,512 --> 00:24:51,613 Ain't gonna work. 282 00:24:55,384 --> 00:24:59,288 - Lotta traffic. - Fuck off. 283 00:25:24,879 --> 00:25:27,548 ♪ Chick chick chick chick chicken ♪ 284 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:31,417 ♪ Live and laugh for me ♪ 285 00:25:31,419 --> 00:25:32,985 - Be my wing man. - Huh? 286 00:25:32,987 --> 00:25:35,223 You be my wing man. 287 00:25:40,295 --> 00:25:43,496 ♪ Chick chick chick chick chicken ♪ 288 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,965 ♪ Lay a little egg for me ♪ 289 00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:48,501 ♪ Chick chick chick chick chicken ♪ 290 00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:51,740 ♪ I want one for my tea ♪ 291 00:26:00,549 --> 00:26:03,519 Mmm. 292 00:26:08,924 --> 00:26:11,394 Bet you get wrinkles. 293 00:26:13,028 --> 00:26:15,465 Blimey, it should get wrinkles there. 294 00:26:42,323 --> 00:26:44,659 It's crashmania. 295 00:26:49,465 --> 00:26:53,602 Why, Lord, why me? 296 00:26:57,071 --> 00:26:59,342 Don't answer that. 297 00:27:01,209 --> 00:27:04,646 'Cause he can't see that I exist. 298 00:27:10,452 --> 00:27:14,323 I'm talking to myself. 299 00:27:16,558 --> 00:27:19,861 I'm such a wanker. 300 00:28:03,539 --> 00:28:05,271 I know it's just a small thing, 301 00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:07,139 but it does, it really annoys me 302 00:28:07,141 --> 00:28:09,742 that I have to pay so much for these classes after school. 303 00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:13,113 Clarinet. Karate. It's ridiculous. 304 00:28:13,115 --> 00:28:16,015 All adds up. Do you know what I mean? 305 00:28:16,017 --> 00:28:19,720 And they don't even teach them how to make music. 306 00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:22,491 Are we going on the lam, Daphne, dude? 307 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:29,029 - Daphne? - West Hampshire. 308 00:28:29,031 --> 00:28:30,530 Get your skates on, Daph. 309 00:28:30,532 --> 00:28:34,067 Hey, Beth, dude, he could get hit by a bus, literally, 310 00:28:34,069 --> 00:28:36,002 any single day, so why don't you just have a night 311 00:28:36,004 --> 00:28:38,305 enjoy the fuck out of your kid while you can. 312 00:28:38,307 --> 00:28:41,174 Hey, Daphne, dude, why don't you mind your own fucking business? 313 00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:43,577 I would, but you talk shit the whole time. 314 00:28:43,579 --> 00:28:45,578 And unfortunately, I'm not fucking deaf. 315 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,481 That's a horrible thing to say. 316 00:28:47,483 --> 00:28:50,017 My brother's deaf. 317 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:53,486 - No, he is not. - Yes, he is. 318 00:28:53,488 --> 00:28:56,423 Okay, fine, well, so, fucking stab me. 319 00:28:56,425 --> 00:28:59,594 I'm just trying to fucking... 320 00:29:03,498 --> 00:29:05,667 I'm going to get some fresh air. 321 00:29:31,159 --> 00:29:36,562 - You busy? - No, I'm doing the vat for a laugh. 322 00:29:36,564 --> 00:29:40,399 - Okay, you're busy. - Yeah, why? 323 00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:42,168 Just chilling. 324 00:29:42,170 --> 00:29:46,705 Never illing. In my mouth I got two fillings. 325 00:29:46,707 --> 00:29:48,443 Whatever. 326 00:29:51,179 --> 00:29:53,548 Young MC in the house. 327 00:29:55,283 --> 00:29:57,651 What? 328 00:30:00,455 --> 00:30:02,521 I hear that ladies are stalking that white truffle 329 00:30:02,523 --> 00:30:05,224 over from Piedmont again if you want to pop down 330 00:30:05,226 --> 00:30:06,592 and bag some free samples. 331 00:30:06,594 --> 00:30:09,428 Yeah, I heard. No, you go. I can't. 332 00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:10,797 You get some if you want. 333 00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:13,767 No, I mean, if you wanted to. 334 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:17,537 I'm not in the mood. 335 00:30:17,539 --> 00:30:19,438 I don't think Beth likes me. 336 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,207 That's not exactly news, Daphne. 337 00:30:21,209 --> 00:30:22,475 No, it's not. 338 00:30:25,246 --> 00:30:26,812 Is there anything else... 339 00:30:26,814 --> 00:30:29,249 Look, I clearly can't have a drink right now, okay? 340 00:30:29,251 --> 00:30:32,888 - For fuck sake. - No, I was gonna say sorry. 341 00:30:35,756 --> 00:30:38,424 Do you remember the other night... 342 00:30:38,426 --> 00:30:41,861 Uh, if you wanted to, we could. 343 00:30:41,863 --> 00:30:43,998 Um... 344 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,938 We can what? 345 00:31:41,822 --> 00:31:45,724 Daphne. 346 00:31:45,726 --> 00:31:47,961 Are you stalking me? 347 00:31:47,963 --> 00:31:50,496 I'm going to ignore that comment. 348 00:31:50,498 --> 00:31:52,898 Here, an invite for Sunday. 349 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:55,402 Mom, I told you. 350 00:31:55,404 --> 00:31:57,736 Take it, seriously. 351 00:31:57,738 --> 00:32:00,941 You might really regret it if you don't. 352 00:32:00,943 --> 00:32:03,777 How can you use that? 353 00:32:03,779 --> 00:32:06,445 That is so... Even for you. 354 00:32:06,447 --> 00:32:08,815 It's all I've got to use. 355 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:10,517 Mom, I'm not, I just... 356 00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:12,953 I disagree. You don't think. 357 00:32:12,955 --> 00:32:14,620 You do things unthinkingly. 358 00:32:14,622 --> 00:32:18,692 And you don't do anything, and you think too much. 359 00:32:18,694 --> 00:32:20,859 Regret the things you did do, Daphne, 360 00:32:20,861 --> 00:32:23,064 not the things you didn't. 361 00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:27,533 Where did you hear that crap, in a fortune cookie? 362 00:32:27,535 --> 00:32:29,603 Yes. 363 00:32:29,605 --> 00:32:31,404 See you on Sunday. 364 00:32:31,406 --> 00:32:33,708 We can have coffee and cake after. 365 00:32:42,384 --> 00:32:44,753 - Service. - Fuck. 366 00:32:46,288 --> 00:32:48,891 Service, please. 367 00:32:58,934 --> 00:33:02,569 - What about yesterday? - I don't wanna talk about it. 368 00:33:02,571 --> 00:33:05,704 Okay. 369 00:33:05,706 --> 00:33:08,575 Anything else you don't wanna talk about? 370 00:33:08,577 --> 00:33:12,982 - Not really, no. - No? Off you go. 371 00:33:17,718 --> 00:33:21,354 Do you think I'm selfish? 372 00:33:21,356 --> 00:33:23,423 - Yeah. - Do you? 373 00:33:23,425 --> 00:33:25,692 Of course you are. 374 00:33:25,694 --> 00:33:28,627 So am I. 375 00:33:28,629 --> 00:33:31,798 I mean, who else is gonna look out for you? 376 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,934 It's a tough fucking world. 377 00:33:34,936 --> 00:33:37,636 You gotta be tough, as well. 378 00:33:37,638 --> 00:33:41,808 Or at least, I don't know, what the fuck do I know? 379 00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:43,676 Don't listen to me. 380 00:33:43,678 --> 00:33:48,682 Yeah, that's what I think, too. 381 00:33:48,684 --> 00:33:53,088 - But maybe... - What? 382 00:33:54,790 --> 00:33:56,822 When you were a kid, did you ever wish 383 00:33:56,824 --> 00:33:59,826 that you'd be in a car crash and both your parents would die, 384 00:33:59,828 --> 00:34:02,628 but you'd survive, and then you'd be like this tragic little figure 385 00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:05,365 and everyone would love you or something? 386 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,965 Did you ever wish for that when you were a kid 387 00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:09,569 for both your parents to die? 388 00:34:09,571 --> 00:34:11,941 No, you fucking weirdo. 389 00:34:14,509 --> 00:34:19,746 I never wanted to have kids. They just arrived. 390 00:34:19,748 --> 00:34:23,483 And so you just get on with it. 391 00:34:23,485 --> 00:34:25,819 Sometimes I wish I could get a refund though. 392 00:34:25,821 --> 00:34:28,020 It sucks because we're both evil fuck ups. 393 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:29,857 Yeah. 394 00:34:31,692 --> 00:34:34,460 I gotta quit this shit. It's ruining my palate. 395 00:34:34,462 --> 00:34:36,864 I know, mine, too. 396 00:35:00,455 --> 00:35:04,858 Oh, God. 397 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,696 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 398 00:35:22,177 --> 00:35:24,313 No. 399 00:35:52,674 --> 00:35:54,343 Sorry. 400 00:35:55,643 --> 00:35:58,610 Hello again. 401 00:35:58,612 --> 00:36:00,679 The one who kicked you out at the club 402 00:36:00,681 --> 00:36:01,980 a few nights ago. 403 00:36:01,982 --> 00:36:03,483 You called me a fabulous cunt. 404 00:36:03,485 --> 00:36:05,018 - Oh. - Yeah. 405 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:07,887 - Oh, amazing, fantastic. - Well, I don't know about that. 406 00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:09,956 - Yeah, no, it's not fantastic. - It was a mixed insult at least 407 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,458 very uncharacteristic behavior of me. 408 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:15,128 - Yeah, yeah, that's the feeling I got. - Normally I'm much more, um... 409 00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:17,496 Pregnant? 410 00:36:17,498 --> 00:36:18,730 - What? - Sorry. 411 00:36:18,732 --> 00:36:21,567 God, idiot, no. It's just the vitamins. 412 00:36:21,569 --> 00:36:24,770 - None of my... sorry. - No! No, no, no, no, no. 413 00:36:24,772 --> 00:36:26,572 Sorry, probably looked like I was about to stab you. 414 00:36:26,574 --> 00:36:28,907 No, I've seen worse, believe me. 415 00:36:28,909 --> 00:36:31,878 Yeah, I just find it weird what manufacturers think 416 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,980 that pregnant women need but other women don't. 417 00:36:34,982 --> 00:36:37,750 Who's to say I could be doing with more 418 00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:39,953 selenium and magnesium. 419 00:36:39,955 --> 00:36:42,054 Getting all the good shit. 420 00:36:42,056 --> 00:36:46,625 Hey, I feel like I'm pregnant with anxiety. I need the good shit, too. 421 00:36:46,627 --> 00:36:48,494 Right, I mean, no, I know, it's so unfair, 422 00:36:48,496 --> 00:36:50,195 I mean, I was just gonna say that if you were pregnant, 423 00:36:50,197 --> 00:36:52,764 perhaps instead of all the Vodka Red Bull you drank, 424 00:36:52,766 --> 00:36:55,969 it might be better to just stick to the vodka, slightly, you know? 425 00:36:55,971 --> 00:36:58,837 Healthier. 426 00:36:58,839 --> 00:37:00,706 What did you say your name was? 427 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,041 Didn't. 428 00:37:02,043 --> 00:37:05,578 Hmm. 429 00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:07,179 Is this is like a Mexican standoff? 430 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,681 Well, that would be if we were pointing guns at each other. 431 00:37:09,683 --> 00:37:11,784 - Are you allowed to carry a gun as a bouncer? - Are you gonna ask me my name 432 00:37:11,786 --> 00:37:13,520 - or am I just gonna tell it to you? - You haven't asked me my name. 433 00:37:13,522 --> 00:37:16,188 It's Daphne, according to what you broadcast at a bar. 434 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:19,659 - Amongst other things. - Oh, God. 435 00:37:19,661 --> 00:37:21,126 What's your bloody name then? 436 00:37:21,128 --> 00:37:23,061 It's David. 437 00:37:23,063 --> 00:37:25,898 Hmm. Doesn't suit you. 438 00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,268 Well, pleased to meet you, David, for the first time. 439 00:37:28,270 --> 00:37:30,637 Yeah, for the first time, definitely. 440 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,206 Pleased to meet you, too, Daphne. 441 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,708 Oh! No need to show off with your fricking handshake. 442 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:45,250 - So listen, I was... - You were about to ask me for my number. 443 00:37:45,252 --> 00:37:47,219 I mean, that's very forward of you to offer it. 444 00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,322 - But sure, if I can get your number then. - I was just about to say 445 00:37:49,324 --> 00:37:52,625 - I'd rather you didn't, actually, sorry. Now go. - Right, no, it is. 446 00:37:52,627 --> 00:37:54,893 50 grams of Pecorino. You seem like a nice guy. 447 00:37:54,895 --> 00:37:56,262 No, no, no, no explanation needed. 448 00:37:56,264 --> 00:37:58,730 Anyway, nice to meet you again, Daphne. 449 00:37:58,732 --> 00:38:01,867 I mean, for the first time. 450 00:38:01,869 --> 00:38:03,938 - See you soon. - Yeah. 451 00:38:09,777 --> 00:38:11,210 Cheers. 452 00:38:11,212 --> 00:38:13,145 Hi. How are you? 453 00:38:13,147 --> 00:38:15,081 - All right? - Cooking, are you? 454 00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,385 Yeah. 455 00:38:22,924 --> 00:38:25,692 That is 10 pounds 20, please. 456 00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,025 - Yup. - Hi. 457 00:38:27,027 --> 00:38:29,362 - Sorry, me again. - Well, hello, again. 458 00:38:29,364 --> 00:38:32,130 Hi, listen, look. I know you don't wanna give me your number 459 00:38:32,132 --> 00:38:34,733 and that's fine, absolutely, but I'm gonna give you 460 00:38:34,735 --> 00:38:37,270 my number and you don't have to call it, 461 00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:39,706 but I just thought fuck it... You know life's... 462 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:44,309 - Short arse. - Yeah, so, there you go, that's... 463 00:38:44,311 --> 00:38:46,012 Sorry about this. 464 00:38:46,014 --> 00:38:49,282 Is he bothering you? Are you pestering this woman? 465 00:38:49,284 --> 00:38:51,083 You are. 466 00:38:51,085 --> 00:38:53,920 Yeah, he is, actually. He's being a pest, yeah. 467 00:38:53,922 --> 00:38:56,054 Go on, get out of the shop. 468 00:38:56,056 --> 00:38:58,291 Yeah, go on, mate. Get out. Be gone. 469 00:38:58,293 --> 00:39:01,094 All right, all right. All right, I'm going. I'm gone. See? 470 00:39:01,096 --> 00:39:03,128 - I'm gone. - Idiot. 471 00:39:03,130 --> 00:39:04,797 Get out of here, idiot. 472 00:39:04,799 --> 00:39:08,400 See you, mate. 473 00:39:08,402 --> 00:39:09,869 Do you want a receipt? 474 00:39:09,871 --> 00:39:11,304 - Uh, no. - All right. 475 00:39:11,306 --> 00:39:13,639 - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Bye. 476 00:39:13,641 --> 00:39:15,510 Bye. 477 00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:44,170 All right, Beth. 478 00:39:44,172 --> 00:39:48,340 Oh, no, I'm not feeling well. I'm not coming in today. 479 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:50,411 All right. 480 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,350 Oh, just, I'm just not feeling well. 481 00:39:58,987 --> 00:40:00,719 Have you told Joe? 482 00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:02,990 Yeah, I realize that. 483 00:40:16,036 --> 00:40:17,837 Please, take a seat. 484 00:40:17,839 --> 00:40:19,072 What do I call ya? 485 00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:21,107 Doctor or mister? 486 00:40:21,109 --> 00:40:23,976 Adam's fine. 487 00:40:23,978 --> 00:40:28,246 You don't look like an Adam. 488 00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:29,949 So, are you Italian? 489 00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:31,918 I mean, of Italian decent? 490 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,319 Jewish. 491 00:40:33,321 --> 00:40:35,487 Oh, yeah. Doesn't make sense. 492 00:40:35,489 --> 00:40:37,322 Oh, sorry, was I being anti-semitic? 493 00:40:37,324 --> 00:40:39,858 Should I go out and come back in again? 494 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:42,094 You were referred through the Metropolitan Police 495 00:40:42,096 --> 00:40:45,398 as part of their victim's support scheme. 496 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,735 I understand you were witness to a violent assault. 497 00:40:49,737 --> 00:40:53,206 Perhaps you could start by saying something about that? 498 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:57,944 About what sort of emotions that brought up for you? 499 00:40:57,946 --> 00:41:00,246 Certain emotions? 500 00:41:00,248 --> 00:41:02,047 Mmm... 501 00:41:02,049 --> 00:41:05,653 Things effect us in ways we don't always expect. 502 00:41:08,022 --> 00:41:10,757 Do you think that it's true that we're just matter? 503 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:13,893 That we just die, and that's it? 504 00:41:13,895 --> 00:41:15,427 Or the whole heaven and hell thing, 505 00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:19,331 that those are basic two choices? 506 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:23,268 Is that something you think about a lot? 507 00:41:23,270 --> 00:41:25,337 Sorry, you don't actually know me or my life, 508 00:41:25,339 --> 00:41:28,007 or anything about me, do you? 509 00:41:28,009 --> 00:41:32,078 And are there people in your life who do, Daphne? 510 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,682 Who... who do know you? 511 00:41:36,217 --> 00:41:39,985 Why have you got every copy of "Harry Potter" on your shelf? 512 00:41:39,987 --> 00:41:42,020 It must have been very difficult for you 513 00:41:42,022 --> 00:41:45,291 to have witnessed someone be stabbed. 514 00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:48,226 How do you think you're coping with it, Daphne? 515 00:41:48,228 --> 00:41:50,529 What sort of question is that? How do you think I'm coping? 516 00:41:50,531 --> 00:41:53,565 Seriously, why have you got every copy of "Harry Potter"? 517 00:41:53,567 --> 00:41:55,967 That's... I'm not the one that's nuts, 518 00:41:55,969 --> 00:41:58,139 you're the one that's crazy. 519 00:42:09,217 --> 00:42:11,050 Excuse us, sorry. 520 00:42:11,052 --> 00:42:12,884 Would you mind getting that for me? 521 00:42:12,886 --> 00:42:16,188 - It's all right. It's miles away. - Thank you. 522 00:42:16,190 --> 00:42:17,824 - Thanks. - Yeah. 523 00:42:17,826 --> 00:42:19,828 You're welcome. 524 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:31,204 - And how are you? - Oh, yeah. Not bad, thanks. 525 00:42:31,206 --> 00:42:33,338 You know how it is. Back's killing me. 526 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:35,007 This one weighs a right old ton. 527 00:42:35,009 --> 00:42:36,208 Don't you? 528 00:42:36,210 --> 00:42:38,412 You do, don't you? 529 00:42:41,949 --> 00:42:46,052 And you? How are you? 530 00:42:46,054 --> 00:42:48,487 Oh... 531 00:42:48,489 --> 00:42:51,556 Oh, you know... I'm not so good, actually. 532 00:42:51,558 --> 00:42:55,027 Not so good. 533 00:42:55,029 --> 00:42:58,530 Yeah, I saw... I saw something quite fucked up 534 00:42:58,532 --> 00:43:01,933 a few nights ago, that I wish I hadn't. 535 00:43:01,935 --> 00:43:04,971 Yeah, it's really pissed me off, actually. 536 00:43:04,973 --> 00:43:07,505 - Oh, sorry, swearing. - Mmm. 537 00:43:07,507 --> 00:43:10,009 Close your ears. Don't repeat anything I just said. 538 00:43:11,946 --> 00:43:14,079 I know, I'm fucking hilarious. 539 00:43:14,081 --> 00:43:17,016 - God, sorry, I'm terrible. - Yeah, you are terrible. 540 00:43:17,018 --> 00:43:20,152 Well, my life's terrible. 541 00:43:20,154 --> 00:43:22,020 I haven't shaved my legs in months. 542 00:43:22,022 --> 00:43:24,290 Look. Well, I'm still wearing a sports bra 543 00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:26,391 'cause it can be us, so... 544 00:43:26,393 --> 00:43:28,261 Basically given up all my life, really. 545 00:43:28,263 --> 00:43:31,063 - Well, you might as well Jack it all in. - Yeah, I know. 546 00:43:31,065 --> 00:43:33,532 Now my old hatchet-faced mom's got cancer, as well. 547 00:43:33,534 --> 00:43:37,369 Oh, yeah, go ahead. Just laugh away. 548 00:43:37,371 --> 00:43:38,904 I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm laughing. 549 00:43:38,906 --> 00:43:40,639 No, I don't know why you're laughing. 550 00:43:40,641 --> 00:43:42,974 - That's not really funny, you know? - Stop it, you'll make me laugh. 551 00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:44,376 You're making yourself laugh. 552 00:43:44,378 --> 00:43:46,311 It's not helping. My mom still has cancer. 553 00:43:46,313 --> 00:43:47,913 Your mom don't have cancer. 554 00:43:47,915 --> 00:43:50,949 She does actually. Sorry. 555 00:43:50,951 --> 00:43:55,121 Sorry, we probably shouldn't have made a joke about that. 556 00:43:55,123 --> 00:43:57,223 Oh, that's all right. Don't be sorry. 557 00:43:57,225 --> 00:43:59,494 I just don't know what to say, really. 558 00:44:10,003 --> 00:44:12,538 It's my stop coming up. 559 00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:14,206 Well, I hope your back gets better. 560 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,373 Yeah, thank you. 561 00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,677 Bye, mate. 562 00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:19,781 I hope your mom's all right. 563 00:44:59,386 --> 00:45:02,454 David Desilver, Security, hello? 564 00:45:18,072 --> 00:45:19,975 Give it a chance. 565 00:45:25,145 --> 00:45:27,346 Don't say a word. 566 00:45:39,092 --> 00:45:43,195 That's not cynical. It's called being realistic. 567 00:45:43,197 --> 00:45:45,764 You don't believe in love? 568 00:45:45,766 --> 00:45:48,433 When you put it like that, that sounds negative, yes. 569 00:45:48,435 --> 00:45:50,770 No, no, no, I know what you're saying. 570 00:45:50,772 --> 00:45:52,704 All I'm saying is that so much of what's called love 571 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:54,773 is really just people projecting their own ideas 572 00:45:54,775 --> 00:45:57,409 of what a love object should look like onto someone else, 573 00:45:57,411 --> 00:45:59,277 and then getting upset when that person fails 574 00:45:59,279 --> 00:46:00,779 to live up to those expectations, 575 00:46:00,781 --> 00:46:03,315 so then they fall in love with someone else, 576 00:46:03,317 --> 00:46:06,085 until they disappoint them, too. 577 00:46:06,087 --> 00:46:07,619 Right, so, basically, it turns out 578 00:46:07,621 --> 00:46:09,690 I didn't know what you were saying. 579 00:46:12,793 --> 00:46:15,061 I don't know why I just said any of that stuff. 580 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:17,630 I don't actually think any of those things. I just said it. 581 00:46:17,632 --> 00:46:20,699 Well, aren't people basically being incapable of a love that isn't self-interested? 582 00:46:20,701 --> 00:46:23,134 - No, that's good. - It's to do with expectations. 583 00:46:23,136 --> 00:46:24,670 I don't want you to expect one thing about me 584 00:46:24,672 --> 00:46:28,407 and then get mad when I'm not right. 585 00:46:28,409 --> 00:46:30,442 You... do you realize this is a first date? 586 00:46:30,444 --> 00:46:32,777 - Don't you? - No need to be facetious. 587 00:46:32,779 --> 00:46:35,313 No, it's funny, it is. It's like we're on a date, 588 00:46:35,315 --> 00:46:37,083 and you're basically saying don't get your hopes up, pal. 589 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:39,684 - No. - Yes, it's like I've gone to church. 590 00:46:39,686 --> 00:46:44,723 I need to realize I've sat next to Satan, it's funny. 591 00:46:44,725 --> 00:46:47,226 Here's the church, here's the steeple, 592 00:46:47,228 --> 00:46:49,661 open the doors... Ah, and everyone's fucked off. 593 00:46:49,663 --> 00:46:51,699 Cause you're a twat. 594 00:46:52,532 --> 00:46:54,968 Wait, Daph. Daphne, wait. 595 00:47:00,607 --> 00:47:03,510 Sorry. 596 00:47:07,714 --> 00:47:11,550 - Oop. - So should we go to your place? 597 00:47:11,552 --> 00:47:13,786 Well, I don't think that's a good idea, do you? 598 00:47:13,788 --> 00:47:15,353 It you don't wanna have sex with me, that's fine. 599 00:47:15,355 --> 00:47:16,788 No, I'm not saying I don't wanna have sex. 600 00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:19,190 I'm just saying, you know, maybe I want a bit more. 601 00:47:19,192 --> 00:47:22,128 I'm saying, can we just cool it down a little, see where things take us? 602 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:24,295 Cool it down, who says cool it down? 603 00:47:24,297 --> 00:47:27,500 - Why are you so pissed? What happened to you? - Don't try to psychoanalyze me. 604 00:47:29,737 --> 00:47:31,770 Well, do you expect me to come back with you? 605 00:47:31,772 --> 00:47:33,572 I'm going back to the bar to finish my drink. 606 00:47:33,574 --> 00:47:35,543 Come if you want, if not, whatever. 607 00:47:50,491 --> 00:47:53,759 That's some fucking serious, too. 608 00:47:58,431 --> 00:48:01,567 Just to sing about it. 609 00:48:01,569 --> 00:48:04,770 - Why it just releases. - It's so easy. 610 00:48:04,772 --> 00:48:08,840 - Daytime breaks? - Oh, yeah. 611 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:12,610 Something to do with... 612 00:48:22,623 --> 00:48:28,626 So, I guess this is see you later? 613 00:48:28,628 --> 00:48:30,563 Or not? 614 00:48:30,565 --> 00:48:32,667 I'll call you. 615 00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:47,448 Yup, sure, whatever. 616 00:49:07,735 --> 00:49:09,601 Is that you? 617 00:49:09,603 --> 00:49:12,003 What I don't understand is I made that spare key 618 00:49:12,005 --> 00:49:15,474 - a month ago. - I made a copy a couple of months back. 619 00:49:15,476 --> 00:49:17,909 - And why did you do that? - What happens when you kill yourself? 620 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,411 Who's gonna let the police in? 621 00:49:20,413 --> 00:49:22,380 It's very late. Where were you? 622 00:49:22,382 --> 00:49:24,952 - Girl guides. - Ah-ha. 623 00:49:29,389 --> 00:49:32,023 - Are you staying then? - If that's okay. 624 00:49:32,025 --> 00:49:34,496 I'll just get you some bedding. 625 00:49:42,670 --> 00:49:45,270 So are you gonna listen to what the doctor's telling you? 626 00:49:45,272 --> 00:49:46,904 You think they have all the answers? 627 00:49:46,906 --> 00:49:49,641 - They don't. - It's like you've got some stupid death wish. 628 00:49:49,643 --> 00:49:51,876 I do not. I don't have a death wish. 629 00:49:51,878 --> 00:49:54,646 - It's infantile. - I'm not dying, Daphne. 630 00:49:54,648 --> 00:49:57,449 I mean, not tomorrow, or the day after. 631 00:49:57,451 --> 00:50:00,418 Yeah, but it's still cancer. Cancer's so fucking cancer. 632 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:03,621 They took my thyroid out. I don't have cancer. 633 00:50:03,623 --> 00:50:05,456 They said six months in, if you needed to do 634 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:08,694 another round of chemo, then all this rubbish, 635 00:50:08,696 --> 00:50:12,297 that you filled your mind with, this alternative bullshit... 636 00:50:12,299 --> 00:50:13,831 I just want to explore the... 637 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:16,067 You can't heal cancer with fucking mindfulness. 638 00:50:16,069 --> 00:50:19,837 - Daphne, stop it. - If they did tell you to do more chemo, then do it. 639 00:50:19,839 --> 00:50:22,608 - That would be the positive thing to do. - There are worse things 640 00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:23,976 - than dying. - When did you become so naive? 641 00:50:23,978 --> 00:50:25,880 And when did you become so cynical? 642 00:50:28,581 --> 00:50:30,818 Can I have a glass of white wine? 643 00:50:32,018 --> 00:50:34,188 There's a bottle open in the fridge. 644 00:51:49,462 --> 00:51:51,764 Hey, Daphne. David here. 645 00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:53,799 Just wondered if you wanted to hook up sometime. 646 00:51:53,801 --> 00:51:55,833 See you again. I'm very busy at the moment, 647 00:51:55,835 --> 00:51:58,436 but I'm sure I could squeeze you in. 648 00:51:58,438 --> 00:52:00,374 Daphne, just give me a call back, yeah. 649 00:52:53,027 --> 00:52:55,527 The second bedroom is like tiny, 650 00:52:55,529 --> 00:52:58,029 but you'll literally not gonna find anything better. 651 00:52:58,031 --> 00:53:00,699 Not for that sort of money. 652 00:53:00,701 --> 00:53:03,101 So your friend, Izzy, then, she's nice? 653 00:53:03,103 --> 00:53:04,969 Yeah, she's sweet. 654 00:53:04,971 --> 00:53:07,038 Is it serious, then, is it? 655 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,607 What do you mean? 656 00:53:08,609 --> 00:53:10,211 Nothing. 657 00:53:11,946 --> 00:53:15,514 It's like you wanted to go out or something. 658 00:53:15,516 --> 00:53:17,148 You are so full of shit sometimes. 659 00:53:17,150 --> 00:53:18,784 It's not even funny anymore. 660 00:53:18,786 --> 00:53:20,652 Sorry. 661 00:53:20,654 --> 00:53:22,054 That's not funny. 662 00:53:22,056 --> 00:53:25,056 You wind me up. You know it does. 663 00:53:25,058 --> 00:53:28,626 I told you one thing once. 664 00:53:36,871 --> 00:53:40,505 Yeah, I saw someone get stabbed the other night. 665 00:53:40,507 --> 00:53:42,608 - Did you? - Yeah. 666 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:44,842 Fuck off, seriously? 667 00:53:44,844 --> 00:53:47,813 London is crazy. 668 00:53:47,815 --> 00:53:51,282 Yeah, I know, it was like we had to stop the bleeding. 669 00:53:51,284 --> 00:53:54,219 Did he, like, die? 670 00:53:55,989 --> 00:53:58,257 - Was he black? - No, I don't... I don't know. 671 00:53:58,259 --> 00:54:00,125 - I mean... - Cause after the ambulance came 672 00:54:00,127 --> 00:54:03,628 he either has black skin or he doesn't, like... 673 00:54:03,630 --> 00:54:06,098 I imagine he does, like statistically speaking. 674 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:08,699 - Not being racist. - No, I mean, I don't know if he died. 675 00:54:08,701 --> 00:54:11,603 Probably, but... 676 00:54:11,605 --> 00:54:13,938 Wow. 677 00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,907 You're tough as fuck they say. 678 00:54:15,909 --> 00:54:19,043 If Izzy saw someone getting stabbed, 679 00:54:19,045 --> 00:54:21,646 she'd basically move back to Wimbledon 680 00:54:21,648 --> 00:54:24,017 in a fucking flash, I'm telling you. 681 00:54:29,623 --> 00:54:33,724 - You all right? - Yeah. 682 00:54:33,726 --> 00:54:36,831 - Shall we? - Yeah, I should probably go. 683 00:55:52,639 --> 00:55:54,005 Here's the takeaway that you ordered. 684 00:55:54,007 --> 00:55:56,276 - Did I? - Well, yeah. 685 00:55:57,411 --> 00:56:00,113 Wow. Take your word for it. 686 00:56:01,281 --> 00:56:04,017 Let me, let me, find... Just come in a second. 687 00:56:05,752 --> 00:56:09,420 Let me find my... 688 00:56:09,422 --> 00:56:11,690 Just pop it on the table. 689 00:56:11,692 --> 00:56:14,262 My mind. 690 00:56:18,732 --> 00:56:20,165 Fuck. 691 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:22,867 It's usually you, isn't it? What's your name? 692 00:56:22,869 --> 00:56:24,735 My name's Kumar. 693 00:56:24,737 --> 00:56:28,239 Oh, well, Kumar, you are the bearer of blessings, so many thanks. 694 00:56:28,241 --> 00:56:29,840 You can keep the change. 695 00:56:29,842 --> 00:56:34,012 Oh, cheers to that. That's very kind of you. 696 00:56:34,014 --> 00:56:39,418 I... it's none of my business or nothing, but are you okay? 697 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,186 Uh, yeah, why do you ask? 698 00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:43,288 Oh, no reason. 699 00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:47,461 Okay. Well, thanks for, you know. 700 00:56:50,864 --> 00:56:55,000 I mean, you look like shit. Sorry. It's not that you... 701 00:56:55,002 --> 00:56:56,701 It's none of my business. 702 00:56:56,703 --> 00:57:00,337 Yeah, um, you... You just said that. 703 00:57:00,339 --> 00:57:02,940 - Any other observations? - No, no, sorry. 704 00:57:02,942 --> 00:57:05,876 - I should probably just... - Yeah. 705 00:57:05,878 --> 00:57:08,279 Oh, Jesus, it's fucking wet. Is she serious or what? 706 00:57:08,281 --> 00:57:12,349 You should probably just... I don't know... Get some fresh air. 707 00:57:12,351 --> 00:57:15,721 - My mom, yeah. - Yup, I really don't wanna know what your mom says. 708 00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:18,322 No, she says fresh air is the best medicine. 709 00:57:18,324 --> 00:57:20,991 Wow, she's clearly a wonderful doctor. 710 00:57:20,993 --> 00:57:22,893 Hey, you're a joke. 711 00:57:22,895 --> 00:57:25,065 - All right, have a good night. - Yeah, night. 712 00:58:12,011 --> 00:58:13,779 What's your name, old man? 713 00:58:13,781 --> 00:58:18,215 - Nacho. - That's not your name. That's a snack. 714 00:58:18,217 --> 00:58:20,819 Make mine a double. What was I saying? 715 00:58:20,821 --> 00:58:24,922 You were talking rubbish, and that is my name. 716 00:58:24,924 --> 00:58:28,125 Uh, well, exactly the shit we find ourselves in. 717 00:58:28,127 --> 00:58:33,264 It's the shit of our own devising. 718 00:58:33,266 --> 00:58:35,833 Is there something on my face? 719 00:58:35,835 --> 00:58:37,134 Are you really 30? 720 00:58:37,136 --> 00:58:39,404 31. Why do I only look like I'm 18? 721 00:58:39,406 --> 00:58:41,072 I would have said 23. 722 00:58:41,074 --> 00:58:44,378 23 and two days. Something like that. 723 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,047 So we're going back to yours then or what? 724 00:58:50,049 --> 00:58:52,050 What for? 725 00:58:52,052 --> 00:58:55,920 "What for?" He asks. 726 00:58:55,922 --> 00:58:58,056 You don't hang about, do ya? 727 00:58:58,058 --> 00:59:00,061 Go wait for me outside. 728 00:59:17,210 --> 00:59:19,311 Fucking like that. Do you like that? 729 00:59:19,313 --> 00:59:22,614 Yeah. Oh, say it. 730 00:59:22,616 --> 00:59:25,483 - Yeah, just get on with it. - Say it, say it, say it. 731 00:59:25,485 --> 00:59:27,251 There you are. And you begged me. 732 00:59:27,253 --> 00:59:30,521 You fucking begged to come back home with me, didn't ya? 733 00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:32,456 You and I. 734 00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:34,326 Fuck. You fucking woman, you. 735 00:59:34,328 --> 00:59:36,895 Oh, you fucking. 736 00:59:36,897 --> 00:59:39,463 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. 737 00:59:39,465 --> 00:59:44,305 Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. 738 00:59:46,206 --> 00:59:48,242 Oh, Christ. 739 00:59:52,446 --> 00:59:54,311 Shit. 740 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:01,789 For God sake. 741 01:00:32,552 --> 01:00:37,621 Listen, I have to give a lecture in about an hour, so... 742 01:00:37,623 --> 01:00:40,925 Sorry, it's just, um... 743 01:00:40,927 --> 01:00:44,529 - Have you got any wet wipes? - Wet what? 744 01:00:44,531 --> 01:00:48,635 - No, no. - Never mind. 745 01:01:06,386 --> 01:01:10,256 Oh, David, mate, piss off. 746 01:01:25,672 --> 01:01:27,338 Hey, what can I get you? 747 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:30,375 - What you got? - Everything. 748 01:01:30,377 --> 01:01:32,813 Oh, that's a start. 749 01:01:41,087 --> 01:01:43,556 I... 750 01:01:49,395 --> 01:01:52,398 I'll have... 751 01:02:47,686 --> 01:02:53,961 Uh, lunch, 2:00, fine. Is that okay? 752 01:02:57,663 --> 01:03:00,297 What are you doing in, Daph? You're not in till later. 753 01:03:00,299 --> 01:03:02,669 Shh, I'm not here. 754 01:03:03,670 --> 01:03:07,072 Hey, freckles? Are you okay? 755 01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:10,208 Yeah, I'm fucking fantastic. 756 01:03:10,210 --> 01:03:14,079 Daphne. 757 01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:15,779 As all you know, you're all wonderful people. 758 01:03:15,781 --> 01:03:17,482 I love you all, I do. 759 01:03:17,484 --> 01:03:19,817 Well, it's a shit that I love you all. 760 01:03:19,819 --> 01:03:23,788 - Go away. Don't touch merchandise, you fuck. - I've had it. Take it easy. 761 01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:27,425 Look at what you fucking made me do, Joe. Look what you made me do. 762 01:03:27,427 --> 01:03:29,527 Okay, let's just take them out of the kitchen, 763 01:03:29,529 --> 01:03:31,862 - and take it easy. - I told you, Joe. 764 01:03:31,864 --> 01:03:34,833 Will you get the fuck out of the kitchen, you silly cow? 765 01:03:34,835 --> 01:03:37,302 I am going to get the fuck out. 766 01:03:37,304 --> 01:03:39,170 And you're the biggest wank of them all. 767 01:03:39,172 --> 01:03:41,306 You're an enabler. You enable me 768 01:03:41,308 --> 01:03:44,775 to act like a twat, which makes you an even bigger twat. 769 01:03:44,777 --> 01:03:48,346 You're just take a Daphne this and your Daphne that. 770 01:03:48,348 --> 01:03:51,148 - And shove it down your ruined shitty palate. - All right, come on. 771 01:03:51,150 --> 01:03:53,820 I'd choke on it, you tit. I quit. 772 01:03:54,654 --> 01:03:57,557 - Come on. - I quit. 773 01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:13,204 The beginning of the Reagan-Thatcher era. 774 01:04:13,206 --> 01:04:17,608 During this period we were introduced 775 01:04:17,610 --> 01:04:20,612 to the idea of trickle-down economics, 776 01:04:20,614 --> 01:04:24,616 that by making the top of the top as wealthy 777 01:04:24,618 --> 01:04:29,587 as we possibly can, using fiscal monetary policies, 778 01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:32,489 that just would cause trickle-down, 779 01:04:32,491 --> 01:04:35,259 that a rising tide would lift all boats. 780 01:04:35,261 --> 01:04:37,462 Now here we are in 2016, 781 01:04:37,464 --> 01:04:40,364 with the widest wealth of income tax around the world 782 01:04:40,366 --> 01:04:44,771 we've seen in hundreds of years. 783 01:04:48,475 --> 01:04:49,977 Joe. 784 01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:52,446 Joe! 785 01:04:58,418 --> 01:05:00,454 Here, it's hot. 786 01:05:08,427 --> 01:05:11,030 So yesterday was eventful. 787 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,202 Please, come on. It'll do you good. 788 01:05:20,306 --> 01:05:22,840 How bad was I? 789 01:05:22,842 --> 01:05:24,342 Was I bad? 790 01:05:24,344 --> 01:05:25,909 I was bad, wasn't I? 791 01:05:25,911 --> 01:05:27,844 Well, how bad was I? 792 01:05:27,846 --> 01:05:29,746 I tried to help you and you said 793 01:05:29,748 --> 01:05:33,384 "Don't touch the merchandise, you fucker." 794 01:05:33,386 --> 01:05:36,286 You referred to yourself as merchandise. 795 01:05:36,288 --> 01:05:37,989 No, I didn't. I didn't. 796 01:05:37,991 --> 01:05:40,358 I'm such a dick. 797 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,659 What else did I do? 798 01:05:42,661 --> 01:05:44,895 Don't tell me, but do obviously tell me. 799 01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:48,134 Well, you quit quite a few times. 800 01:05:51,770 --> 01:05:53,770 Hey, this is good. 801 01:05:53,772 --> 01:05:56,808 Yeah, I remember that bit. 802 01:05:56,810 --> 01:06:00,945 I take it I'm fired though, now that I quit. 803 01:06:00,947 --> 01:06:04,349 You know that I'm in love with you, right? 804 01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:09,887 - Fuck off, Joe. - Yeah, I know. 805 01:06:09,889 --> 01:06:11,825 I am. 806 01:06:14,027 --> 01:06:16,930 I just wanted to say it just once. 807 01:06:19,766 --> 01:06:22,333 I'm actually for the better now. 808 01:06:22,335 --> 01:06:24,505 Good for you. 809 01:06:30,409 --> 01:06:33,878 You need to get your shit together, all right? 810 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:37,949 Well, you still got a job if you want. 811 01:06:37,951 --> 01:06:41,886 I don't know. I guess... 812 01:06:41,888 --> 01:06:45,025 That's funny, I don't care about anything at the moment. 813 01:06:46,926 --> 01:06:48,960 Well, when you remember how to give a shit 814 01:06:48,962 --> 01:06:51,899 give me a call, okay? 815 01:06:52,998 --> 01:06:54,866 I'm not gonna come back, Joe. 816 01:06:54,868 --> 01:06:57,137 I'm out of it now. 817 01:07:02,475 --> 01:07:06,844 Well, you're not gonna fall off a cliff, are you? 818 01:07:06,846 --> 01:07:10,681 We're still gonna hang out, right? 819 01:07:10,683 --> 01:07:12,718 Definitely. 820 01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:44,681 I'm sorry I was a tad mental last time, wasn't I? 821 01:07:44,683 --> 01:07:46,451 Not really, no. 822 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:48,853 Swerve and curve. I like your style. 823 01:07:48,855 --> 01:07:51,088 I'm a master of the old duck and dive myself. 824 01:07:51,090 --> 01:07:54,425 I'm very adept to ignoring important questions. 825 01:07:54,427 --> 01:07:56,561 And what are they to you, Daphne? 826 01:07:56,563 --> 01:07:58,462 What are the important questions? 827 01:07:58,464 --> 01:08:00,530 Oh, my God, you're my hero, 828 01:08:00,532 --> 01:08:03,269 blew it right back in my court like a pro. 829 01:08:04,670 --> 01:08:06,737 Yes, sweet, your smile means you don't hate me. 830 01:08:06,739 --> 01:08:08,641 Amazing. 831 01:08:10,509 --> 01:08:14,746 You, uh... 832 01:08:14,748 --> 01:08:16,780 You asked me last time I was here 833 01:08:16,782 --> 01:08:19,917 what sort of emotions the stabbing brought up. 834 01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:27,058 And I don't really feel 835 01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:30,728 much about the guy. I don't really care about him. 836 01:08:30,730 --> 01:08:32,162 Well, that's... That's not quite it. 837 01:08:32,164 --> 01:08:37,935 Just... I don't feel much. 838 01:08:37,937 --> 01:08:39,836 I'm not... that's not normal, right? 839 01:08:39,838 --> 01:08:42,140 And it... it only recently occurred to me 840 01:08:42,142 --> 01:08:44,074 because someone else mentioned it, 841 01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:45,643 to check if he was still alive. 842 01:08:45,645 --> 01:08:47,010 And you know I got his address, 843 01:08:47,012 --> 01:08:48,912 and I was thinking of visiting him, 844 01:08:48,914 --> 01:08:54,085 but inside... Inside there's not much. 845 01:08:54,087 --> 01:08:57,154 What would a normal response be? 846 01:08:57,156 --> 01:08:59,957 What would it be to you? 847 01:08:59,959 --> 01:09:01,658 I don't know. That it mattered. 848 01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:03,661 That his life mattered. 849 01:09:03,663 --> 01:09:05,997 What about your life? Does you life matter? 850 01:09:05,999 --> 01:09:09,000 I haven't felt like I'm alive for a long time. 851 01:09:09,002 --> 01:09:11,705 I don't know. I don't know. 852 01:09:13,839 --> 01:09:15,973 You know, Daphne, we don't always feel 853 01:09:15,975 --> 01:09:18,509 what we might think of as the correct emotions 854 01:09:18,511 --> 01:09:20,478 at the correct times. 855 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,646 That doesn't make us unhuman. 856 01:09:22,648 --> 01:09:24,748 You can still visit him without necessarily having 857 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:27,851 great big operatic emotions about it. 858 01:09:27,853 --> 01:09:32,189 The action of visiting him, that still counts. 859 01:09:32,191 --> 01:09:34,192 Our actions count. 860 01:09:34,194 --> 01:09:39,863 Even if we don't think that much of them, 861 01:09:39,865 --> 01:09:42,166 perhaps later on we will, 862 01:09:42,168 --> 01:09:46,737 but we don't need to wait for that to do things. 863 01:09:46,739 --> 01:09:49,142 That's surprisingly good advice. 864 01:09:53,245 --> 01:09:57,747 You know, we might officially have to inform the police, 865 01:09:57,749 --> 01:10:02,552 in case it affects any legal proceedings. 866 01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:07,024 But what I would like to ask is why do you want to see him? 867 01:10:07,026 --> 01:10:09,796 Can you tell me? 868 01:10:10,963 --> 01:10:13,199 I... 869 01:10:15,701 --> 01:10:20,704 I'm just tired and I think that therapy, 870 01:10:20,706 --> 01:10:23,140 from what I understand of it, is mostly bullshit, 871 01:10:23,142 --> 01:10:26,743 no offense, but I'm not gonna spend months and years 872 01:10:26,745 --> 01:10:31,549 talking about what my mom and dad did or didn't do. 873 01:10:31,551 --> 01:10:33,951 So, what would you like to talk about? 874 01:10:33,953 --> 01:10:37,054 I don't want to talk about what I don't want to talk about. 875 01:10:37,056 --> 01:10:39,223 That's fine. 876 01:10:39,225 --> 01:10:41,926 And don't worry, these things take time. 877 01:10:41,928 --> 01:10:45,630 You can always come back, even if it's bullshit. 878 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:48,632 It's fine if it's bullshit. 879 01:10:48,634 --> 01:10:52,135 Bullshit can be useful. 880 01:10:52,137 --> 01:10:54,838 Do you mind if we don't... Can we not talk, 881 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:58,478 can we just sit for a while? 882 01:12:32,004 --> 01:12:37,140 Hey, um, I think you gave me the wrong number. 883 01:12:37,142 --> 01:12:39,409 You see, I've been calling you, but get no answer. 884 01:12:39,411 --> 01:12:41,345 Oh, that explains it. I was wondering why you hadn't called 885 01:12:41,347 --> 01:12:43,381 - when you promised you would. - Well there, it's bizarre, 886 01:12:43,383 --> 01:12:45,248 because when the phone goes to answering machine, 887 01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:50,086 a woman called, Daphne, tells you to leave a message. 888 01:12:50,088 --> 01:12:51,389 I didn't expect to see you again. 889 01:12:51,391 --> 01:12:52,922 By the fourth time with no answer, 890 01:12:52,924 --> 01:12:54,391 I wasn't sure I wanted to. 891 01:12:54,393 --> 01:12:59,063 Yeah, there are things I was... I am dealing with. 892 01:12:59,065 --> 01:13:04,135 Finish work in a few hours, come back to mine. 893 01:13:04,137 --> 01:13:07,337 I don't know. I'm not really in the same mood I was 894 01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:10,006 when I last met you. At least not sex. 895 01:13:10,008 --> 01:13:12,877 - I mean, not right now. - In that case, maybe I'll take a pass. 896 01:13:12,879 --> 01:13:14,444 You were the one who said you didn't want to have sex. 897 01:13:14,446 --> 01:13:16,680 If we're quoting each other, what I said was, 898 01:13:16,682 --> 01:13:19,250 I didn't only want to have sex, I might want something more. 899 01:13:19,252 --> 01:13:21,118 - What does something more mean? - I don't know. 900 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:24,491 It just sounded like a good thing to say at the time. 901 01:13:28,928 --> 01:13:30,697 Oh! 902 01:13:36,703 --> 01:13:40,304 Is it really bad that I find it cheesy that you're holding my hand? 903 01:13:40,306 --> 01:13:43,343 No, as long as it's not bad that I continue to hold it. 904 01:13:45,777 --> 01:13:48,746 Listen, David, I actually just came to say 905 01:13:48,748 --> 01:13:52,416 that I don't really want to see anyone right now. 906 01:13:52,418 --> 01:13:58,021 Okay, okay, so how long do you think I need to give you before I call? 907 01:13:58,023 --> 01:14:00,256 - Honestly, don't. - I'll call you tomorrow, will I? 908 01:14:00,258 --> 01:14:02,993 - I've gotta go. - Cool, let's chat later on tonight. 909 01:14:02,995 --> 01:14:05,296 Honestly, don't call me cause I won't answer. 910 01:14:05,298 --> 01:14:06,896 So, I'm trying to have the last word. 911 01:14:06,898 --> 01:14:10,201 - You're being a dick. - You're being a dick. 912 01:14:10,203 --> 01:14:12,671 What, is that it? 913 01:14:14,973 --> 01:14:17,009 Say at least one more thing. 914 01:15:00,052 --> 01:15:01,818 That which maintains all beings. 915 01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:04,154 That which maintains all beings. 916 01:15:04,156 --> 01:15:05,922 Situated throughout space. 917 01:15:05,924 --> 01:15:07,957 Situated throughout space. 918 01:15:07,959 --> 01:15:10,027 So long as all have not attained 919 01:15:10,029 --> 01:15:12,328 So long as all have not attained 920 01:15:12,330 --> 01:15:14,467 - to peace. - to peace. 921 01:15:23,942 --> 01:15:26,211 Aunt Rita. 922 01:15:49,835 --> 01:15:52,536 Oh, Christ, I meant... sorry. 923 01:17:19,392 --> 01:17:21,358 The reason I get so pissed off by the chemo 924 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:25,395 and the mindfulness, I don't want to lose you and... 925 01:17:25,397 --> 01:17:27,096 I know. 926 01:17:27,098 --> 01:17:29,366 Oh, no, that would have been too hard on me. 927 01:17:29,368 --> 01:17:34,137 It's okay, cause, you know, we don't know everything. 928 01:17:34,139 --> 01:17:35,572 Just, yeah. 929 01:17:35,574 --> 01:17:38,242 - Just, um... - I know, I know, 930 01:17:38,244 --> 01:17:40,577 you're trying to apologize. 931 01:17:40,579 --> 01:17:44,314 Shit. Doesn't mean crap. 932 01:17:44,316 --> 01:17:48,051 Darling, you don't know what it's like 933 01:17:48,053 --> 01:17:50,186 to have to really, 934 01:17:50,188 --> 01:17:55,361 really have to face your own... death, Daphne. 935 01:17:58,063 --> 01:18:01,265 I know I don't know. No, I know. 936 01:18:01,267 --> 01:18:04,501 I mean, it can't just be, oh, I don't know, 937 01:18:04,503 --> 01:18:07,637 you're born, you work, you have a child, and you die. 938 01:18:07,639 --> 01:18:12,376 It's not enough. I want... I want more than that. I want... 939 01:18:12,378 --> 01:18:14,744 That's why I'm trying to, you know, 940 01:18:14,746 --> 01:18:17,784 before I'm not here anymore, I suppose. 941 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:21,720 I forgot my fags. 942 01:18:24,623 --> 01:18:29,259 - Oh, fuck it. - Yeah, fuck it. 943 01:18:29,261 --> 01:18:31,295 I'm proud of you, Mom. 944 01:18:31,297 --> 01:18:34,434 I know now that you're trying it is probably a good thing. 945 01:19:48,574 --> 01:19:52,810 This delicious. How did you make it? 946 01:20:08,427 --> 01:20:10,426 My wife says because you are so skinny, 947 01:20:10,428 --> 01:20:12,095 she will write you the recipe. 948 01:20:12,097 --> 01:20:13,863 Normally she would not write it for anyone, 949 01:20:13,865 --> 01:20:15,666 because it is a family secret. 950 01:20:15,668 --> 01:20:18,702 But she says you are like the kitten 951 01:20:18,704 --> 01:20:21,204 that is so skinny that the whole village 952 01:20:21,206 --> 01:20:23,306 kicks it away. 953 01:20:23,308 --> 01:20:26,210 I don't see why is that funny? That's terrible. 954 01:20:26,212 --> 01:20:27,577 She feels sorry for you. 955 01:20:27,579 --> 01:20:29,613 She... she... no, no, it is more than sorry. 956 01:20:29,615 --> 01:20:31,881 How do you say it? 957 01:20:31,883 --> 01:20:35,487 It is the pity. She pities you. 958 01:20:43,495 --> 01:20:46,462 Are you Samir, then? 959 01:20:46,464 --> 01:20:48,198 Your dad wouldn't shut up about you. 960 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:50,300 He kept saying your name over and over again. 961 01:20:50,302 --> 01:20:55,171 "Samir, Samir." 962 01:20:55,173 --> 01:20:59,243 Oh, well, I mean, he said all of your names... 963 01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:01,644 He was holding a photograph of all of you. 964 01:21:01,646 --> 01:21:03,412 And, yeah, crying and... 965 01:21:03,414 --> 01:21:05,649 Yeah, it was... it was... It was... it was lovely, 966 01:21:05,651 --> 01:21:08,888 in a traumatic sort of way, you see. 967 01:21:18,797 --> 01:21:20,497 Please. 968 01:21:20,499 --> 01:21:24,467 Benny, I wanted to say that the other day 969 01:21:24,469 --> 01:21:26,537 I'm sorry because you tried to hold my hand 970 01:21:26,539 --> 01:21:29,273 and I took my hand away. 971 01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:32,509 I'm really sorry. I should have held your hand. 972 01:21:32,511 --> 01:21:34,610 What do you mean, Daphne? You did. 973 01:21:34,612 --> 01:21:36,779 You took my hand. You held it. 974 01:21:36,781 --> 01:21:38,748 Have some more of this. 975 01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:41,752 No, I do... It's not how I remember it. 976 01:21:41,754 --> 01:21:43,790 You saved me. 977 01:21:50,396 --> 01:21:52,296 And what about the boy who stabbed you, 978 01:21:52,298 --> 01:21:53,497 do you ever think about him or... 979 01:21:53,499 --> 01:21:54,931 Do you... I don't know, 980 01:21:54,933 --> 01:21:57,868 do you forgive him or... 981 01:21:57,870 --> 01:22:02,405 Yes, I think of him, but, no, Daphne, 982 01:22:02,407 --> 01:22:04,440 not yet. I cannot. 983 01:22:04,442 --> 01:22:08,377 No. 984 01:22:18,490 --> 01:22:21,625 Daphne. 985 01:22:21,627 --> 01:22:24,229 You come into the shop. Come into the shop. 986 01:22:25,463 --> 01:22:27,898 - You wanted paracetamol? - Paracetamol, please. 987 01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:30,734 ...Paracetamol. 988 01:23:20,852 --> 01:23:23,088 ...Daphne. 989 01:24:11,072 --> 01:24:15,971 Subtitles by explosiveskull