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What's up... the TV!

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Crazy!
You're crazy

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How do I watch
Arsenal-Leicester match?

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Basic French witch!

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Delhi idiot, just watch there
the idiot Mehra.

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Regarding Tv, the Witch won it from the Christmas Festival. Remember?

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But I bought the ticket.
Remember?

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Too bad, Desi boy.

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Buy the TV yourself,
If you can.

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Do you want to go there? Ok!

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Not yet able to HD. I'll buy the latest one.
3D, HD.

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7.1 surround sound. It's time
Game of Thrones all night long.

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Enough: "Reduce his voice,
I have to get up early."

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You can't do that.
I bought it.

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That's my birthday present.

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You know. I don't need it
Your ugly gift.

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Just because I like Tweety, don't also
you fill this house with it all.

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- Bloody twit.
- That's my T-shirt!

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Crazy you!

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Swearing in France.

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You know what.

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You left Delhi, but the accent
Delhimu's talk still stuck.

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Oh yes?

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At least I'm not a prostitute,
sleep with all the men here.

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You know what.

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I guess that's my fault.

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Thank you for explaining that.

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Goodbye.

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Taxi.

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Mom...

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OK

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Hi. My child!

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Shyra dear, I never thought you were coming!

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If I can use my room without
three degrees, I will stay.

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Or I go to Kim's place. You decide.

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Delete the number from your cellphone.

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Ma, block him on Facebook too.

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Do you have Facebook?

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I'm from Delhi,
He's from Paris.

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Delhi and Paris? No way, boss.

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There is no relationship.

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It is too good to end.

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English Exam Saturday, the question
is in French. It must have failed.

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Fall in love is like investing in a combined fund.

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We think they will pay for the share later.

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But we don't think: "The Joint Fund is the cause of market problems"  "Read the offer document carefully
before investing" Otherwise...

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... it will fail (Disconnect).

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Disconnect is very annoying...

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When a man is decided...

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... his partner is busy refining
his disappearance action.

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Married people are busy with their wife. You are married?

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- Yes.
- Appropriate.

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Singles are busy working.

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When a girl has just broken up,
there will be new competition.

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hi, Shyra. I heard you just broke up.
It is okay?

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I'm good. There is no problem. again otw
this work. I'll call again later.

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Hi, Shyra. I heard the news.
Are you okay?

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It's okay.

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I don't think we're destined to be together.

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Hi, Shyra. I heard what happened last night.

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- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Not depressed or something.

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Not drunk, I don't want to commit suicide anyway.

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Busy work. I'll call later.

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Welcome to tour around Paris.

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One of the most romantic bridges
in Paris - Pont des Arts.

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This place is known as
"The Love Lock Bridge."

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There are more than a million
padlocks here last year.

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The couple symbolizes their love
with a padlock marked...

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... then they throw the key
into the river.

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They believe that their love,
is like this lock...

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... will continue to be locked forever.

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Last year the city government dumped
all locks here...

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... because the weight weakens
this bridge.

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Now this padlock lock has been banned.

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Even the most romantic cities in the world understand...

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... only a few people who are able to bear the weight of love.

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We stop here for 15 minutes.

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So if anyone wants to take photos,
please.

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The only way to avoid
the pain when breaking up...

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... is not falling in love.

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If you are not invented,
you will not break up.

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The wisest person among wise people
cannot escape from the relationship.

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So how do stupid people like me stay single?

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- A Poem!
- Please...

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Thank you!

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A man named Dharam
has come to Paris...

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Bravo!

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"A man named Dharam has come
to make Parisians laugh out loud

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" A girl strips her...

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"All that's left is the underwear."

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ONE OLD YEAR

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9 rue Théodule Ribot?
Amazing address!

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Welcome to Paris, Dharam.

101
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Hi, I'm Natalie.

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You Dharma, right?

103
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Dharam!
There is no "a" at the end.

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Sorry.
Come in.

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So this is your room,
The window is facing the church.

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I love Jesus.

107
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The bathroom is only one.
So we use it together.

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Wow. Amazing, Natalie-jee!

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So you have butter, eggs, fruit.

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Coffee and Tea.

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Everything you need.
So, just think of your own house, OK?

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See you later.

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Yes! Heaven finally!

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What is it?

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Good, honey.

116
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This is my boyfriend, Naomi.

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Naomi... Dharma.

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Bonjou r!

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You're great, Mehra.
Heaven is flat.

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Ends!

121
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No need for an Internet.
I have a free live show.

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Very good people, France.

123
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Forget caste!

124
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They do not distinguish between
boys from girls.

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See the Culture! I like France.

126
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Start your old trick?

127
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You're here to work,
Not for sightseeing.

128
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If your joke isn't funny, Flight
Next will be your home, kid.

129
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Relax, Mehra!

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Since college, my jokes
make you laugh.

131
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Now you don't trust your friend anymore?

132
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Your friend doesn't come out of gas.
But the original kick ass!

133
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I will make your Delhi Belly bar
No 1 in Paris, or don't call my name.

134
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That's why I spent my euroku here.

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Gathering all Indians in Paris
with your night comedy...

136
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... Then we will print money!

137
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Ok, Mr. Slumdog Millionaire...

138
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... Come on and we will print it.

139
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But, first let me know
where is the hottest bar in Paris.

140
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Dharam, Tomorrow your first appearance...

141
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Mehra, my dear. For performances
rock tomorrow...

142
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Dharam needs to shake today!

143
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Eh, Sorry.

144
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Frangois, water. Fast!

145
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Thanks.

146
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- Kamulah the savior, Frangois.
- Do not worry.

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- Drink?
- Thanks, No.

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Vodka? Bacardi?
Petrol? Jagerbom b?

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Not French, Yes?

150
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- India?
- I'm French. Indian parents.

151
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Sorry.

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I think I can be lucky with the French.

153
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I have tried it for hours.
Not lucky.

154
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In desperation I try.

155
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Now that's quite honest.
I'm impressed.

156
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Look, for that Friend
I treat

157
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What do you want?

158
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Frangois, the same one.
Two.

159
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Come on.

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- I'm Shyra.
- Dharam.

161
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Really disappointing Dharam...

162
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... Look.
Who is interested in you?

163
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My eyes are stuck with you,
Don't want to move.

164
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Ah!
It's sweet, but it won't work.

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- Not for Indian men.
- I do not understand.

166
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Not for Indian men.
They smell of fenugreek.

167
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A good joke!
Not bad, impressed me.

168
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- Do we do or not?
- Come on! Yeah.

169
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Show the girl you like.

170
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I'll tell you your chance.

171
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Voters, right?

172
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Nothing?

173
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They are all beautiful.

174
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But I'm stuck with you.

175
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Can not do anything.

176
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Thank you for helping me.

177
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One drink with you is enough for me.

178
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You can ignore me later.
So, before that just enjoy this moment. Cheers!

179
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Everything, get ready for
Chicken wings contest!

180
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The winner will get...

181
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... Free food and drinks a year!

182
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Now you talk!

183
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I challenge you!

184
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You win,
I will walk with you.

185
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Right?

186
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Delhi people may be weak in heart,
But not with challenges.

187
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Just look.

188
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OK.

189
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This is the player!

190
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♪ Your smile hypnotizes me. ♪
♪ I'm crazy about you. ♪

191
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♪ Raise my passion. ♪
♪ Your voice melts me. ♪

192
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♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪

193
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♪ Like a kite in the sky ♪
♪ The other cut. ♪

194
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♪ He hugs me, ♪
♪ I can't let go. ♪

195
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♪ Like high flying kites make ♪
♪ Dervish is fascinated In an instant I get lulled. ♪

196
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♪ Like shock waves, ♪
♪ search warrant. ♪

197
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♪ Like secret downloads. ♪

198
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♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪

199
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♪ Like a kite in the sky ♪
♪ The other cut. ♪

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♪ Like a beautiful new spring. ♪

201
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♪ Like filling in the cracks of cement. ♪

202
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♪ Like a sexy eye debate. ♪

203
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♪ Get the Jackpot at the end. ♪

204
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♪ His name is all over my lips. ♪

205
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♪ He walks in my vein. ♪

206
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♪ Like a crazy story, ♪
♪ She's a wild woman. ♪

207
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♪ As ice melts through ♪
♪ your fingers. ♪

208
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♪ Like a flowing river, ♪
♪ mischievous smile. ♪

209
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♪ Like enjoyment is a big problem. ♪

210
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♪ He hugs me, ♪
♪ I can't let go. ♪

211
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,709
♪ The girl is like an intoxicating drink. ♪

212
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♪ Like other kites that cut. ♪

213
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♪ Like a kite flying over the roof. ♪

214
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♪ Cut my heart's way. ♪

215
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,209
♪ His smile wanders, ♪
♪ He explores. ♪

216
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♪ He reaches my heart. ♪

217
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♪ Your smile hypnotizes me. ♪
♪ I'm crazy about you. ♪

218
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:47,584
♪ Raise my passion. ♪
♪ Your voice melts me. ♪

219
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Go?

220
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:36,501
The party is over,
Return to real life.

221
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Without my number, how do you
The way you call me when I miss me?

222
00:21:43,876 --> 00:21:44,709
Sweet!

223
00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:51,501
You know, I just broke up.
Want time alone.

224
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:55,376
Not looking for a partner
Overnight...

225
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... But your ignorance, dance
Your sex is fooling me.

226
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I just want to go.

227
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,376
So there is no cellphone number,
Please.

228
00:22:09,584 --> 00:22:11,209
Give your mobile number.

229
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:12,917
There is no one in Paris.

230
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:16,251
If I am harassed or robbed,
I can contact you for help.

231
00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:17,501
Wait a minute.

232
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:21,167
Indians have an obligation to help fellow Indians.

233
00:22:21,501 --> 00:22:23,459
Shyra! Where is your nationalism?

234
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:39,417
So, he doesn't like what you have?

235
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:42,167
What do I do?
He also likes women.

236
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:44,251
I will return to India.

237
00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:48,542
What is this?

238
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- Cornflakes.
- I don't like cornflakes.

239
00:22:55,209 --> 00:23:00,126
NOW.

240
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Hello, hi.

241
00:23:12,459 --> 00:23:14,751
Can you give me which cornflakes?

242
00:23:16,376 --> 00:23:17,542
Join me.

243
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,584
- Here.
- How many?

244
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:27,167
Madam! You do not understand.
My coat is crazy.

245
00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:31,126
He takes cornflakes from
boxes, puts them in a bottle...

246
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... Throw away the box. I don't know
the name of this cornflake.

247
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I can't have breakfast without it.
My passions!

248
00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,709
Please tell me which one?

249
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:52,542
- Sorry, We don't have this one.
- Do you want to eat it?

250
00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:54,542
My last Cornflake!
What now?

251
00:23:54,876 --> 00:23:58,001
- Is there something else?
- Poison? Special for you.

252
00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:10,917
Run, baby, Run!

253
00:24:24,251 --> 00:24:27,251
Narrow escape, sonny.
Almost didn't get out.

254
00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:31,667
The magician has special power.
He can get out of the air

255
00:24:32,251 --> 00:24:34,167
It's time to relax, sonny.

256
00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:35,959
Hide from me?

257
00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:42,834
It turns out you are!

258
00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:46,584
What are you doing here?
Sorry, I didn't see you.

259
00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:48,209
What is it?

260
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:51,876
Mehra asks you,
Contact him occasionally.

261
00:24:52,209 --> 00:24:53,126
Stop it, Dharam.

262
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:55,959
Modesty is not suitable for
Delhi youths.

263
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,042
And you can't run
When you see me.

264
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:05,334
I think if we talk,
You will remember our past.

265
00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:08,501
Look at me! You think I'm the type of person who remembers the past?

266
00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:14,917
If we meet again,
Can I say hi?

267
00:25:16,751 --> 00:25:17,459
Only!

268
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:22,417
Put it in a bottle, this damages the box.

269
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,751
- Thanks.
- You are welcome.

270
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:30,251
Who is singles tonight, next to me?

271
00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:32,626
Bravo!

272
00:25:33,001 --> 00:25:38,251
Beer for someone less fortunate.

273
00:25:41,709 --> 00:25:43,834
When you are alone again...

274
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,917
... All women look attractive.

275
00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,667
But the woman may not be aware of your interest.

276
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,167
There is only one way to avoid singles.

277
00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:09,751
Don't give up!

278
00:26:37,709 --> 00:26:40,667
Alcohol is not the only solution.

279
00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:44,876
Other options:
Gardens, parks.

280
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:50,167
There is an old saying: "You make
girls laugh and they are yours."

281
00:26:50,626 --> 00:26:54,251
I said: "Make her child happy,
Then her mother will be yours."

282
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,542
Especially single mothers.

283
00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,167
Antoine Griezmann!

284
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:06,167
Come on, Beware.

285
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:16,084
Tonight Papa is here.

286
00:27:16,751 --> 00:27:18,834
- Papa!
- He is not your father.

287
00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:23,167
- Are you alright?
- Yes.

288
00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:25,792
- Hi. Dharam.
- Hi. Marie.

289
00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:27,792
- Nice to meet you.
- I also.

290
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,626
I can tell where he is
get that smile

291
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:32,292
Thank you very much.

292
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:33,459
You're welcome.

293
00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:37,959
Long live Mummy love!

294
00:27:42,709 --> 00:27:48,417
I like Indian cuisine, Indian music,
Everything about India.

295
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,042
I am the Indian you most want to meet in Paris.

296
00:27:52,459 --> 00:27:58,042
100% authentic India. exotic like
children of the Mowgli forest.

297
00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:01,459
Love to see amazing things from India?

298
00:28:02,126 --> 00:28:02,792
Tonight!

299
00:28:03,042 --> 00:28:06,626
Tonight. As you want, madam.
Chin-chin.

300
00:28:10,459 --> 00:28:12,584
This is the menu.
Good night.

301
00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:21,542
Sorry. Should I show
male toilet?

302
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:24,792
Wait a minute.

303
00:28:25,792 --> 00:28:28,001
- Where?
- Follow me.

304
00:28:34,959 --> 00:28:36,459
Why did you screw up my date?

305
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:39,459
Save your jealousy.
We broke up 6 months ago.

306
00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:43,001
Do you forget, Dharam?
Can't you find another place?

307
00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:45,667
Where do I know you have switched
from a guide to a servant.

308
00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:47,376
- It's Sunday night.
- So?

309
00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:50,667
I help my parents on Sundays.
Remember?

310
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:54,834
-This is your father's restaurant?
- Do you think I accidentally met you?

311
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,917
- Isn't this "Indian Summer?"
- The name has been changed.

312
00:28:57,209 --> 00:28:58,751
But why?
This looks ok.

313
00:28:59,042 --> 00:29:02,001
- Bland sauce, but...
- That's not...

314
00:29:02,876 --> 00:29:04,001
... the core. Damn it!

315
00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:07,667
If my parents see you
Dating here, they will panic.

316
00:29:08,209 --> 00:29:10,376
Our farewell still disturbs them.

317
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,001
Indian parents are too sentimental.

318
00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,876
Son, what is table 18?

319
00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,667
Bless me, Uncle.

320
00:29:35,709 --> 00:29:36,959
Bless me, Auntie.

321
00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:45,667
- He came to apologize?
- No, Ma. He is dating.

322
00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:52,792
Dating?

323
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:57,209
Bastard!
I can kill him...

324
00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,876
Poor service, bad restaurant,
sorry.

325
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:05,334
I'm a bad kid, my law.
Come on.

326
00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,959
- This is special from us.
- Thanks.

327
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:13,501
You are my ex, but you have no right
to leave my father's restaurant.

328
00:30:13,876 --> 00:30:15,917
- Very tasty.
- Thanks.

329
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:17,584
So you mean...

330
00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:20,876
... You don't mind we eat here?

331
00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,792
I mean my ex is serving
My new girlfriend?

332
00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,084
no.

333
00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:28,376
You are truly French.

334
00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:30,209
Always.

335
00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:34,334
- I'm Shyra.
- Glad. I'm Marie.

336
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,209
- We stayed together last year.
- I know.

337
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:39,834
Shyra and I are good friends.
Old friend.

338
00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:42,959
Don't overdo it.
He knows you are my ex.

339
00:30:43,334 --> 00:30:45,251
And, we are never friends.

340
00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:48,126
We are lovers and they can't be friends.

341
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:52,001
Speak like young Delhi!
Need advice?

342
00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:56,376
Don't lie.
I'm sure you won't last long.

343
00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:58,376
Like you!

344
00:30:59,584 --> 00:31:03,459
Disconnecting love has disturbed his brain.
He is jealous, No need to think about it.

345
00:31:04,251 --> 00:31:05,542
How about kebabs?

346
00:31:06,959 --> 00:31:08,792
The witch must have spit on it.

347
00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:11,001
Chin-chin!

348
00:31:14,025 --> 00:31:18,325
ONE OLD YEAR

349
00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:25,959
Morning, guys!

350
00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:30,251
We start our tour at the
Tuileries Garden.

351
00:31:30,626 --> 00:31:32,334
As you can see...

352
00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:36,042
It lies between Place de la Concorde
and the Louvre.

353
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:43,834
Catherine of Medici built the
the Tuileries Palace in 1564.

354
00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:46,626
The famous French cultural center.

355
00:31:47,459 --> 00:31:49,792
This becomes a public park after
French Revolution.

356
00:31:50,126 --> 00:31:51,792
This is a very famous tourist spot.

357
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:53,126
Wow.

358
00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:57,417
Slow down!

359
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:01,126
Love it!

360
00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:05,167
- This is the Arc de Triomphe.
- Paris and India gates.

361
00:32:05,542 --> 00:32:07,167
This is one of the most important paths.

362
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:10,251
- Houses of celebrities.
- Like Delhi & Vasos Vihar.

363
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:14,251
The Notre Dame,
The world's most famous cathedral.

364
00:32:14,876 --> 00:32:15,667
Wow!

365
00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:18,834
There is a beautiful story
about Notre Dame.

366
00:32:19,167 --> 00:32:21,584
A beautiful story.

367
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:25,001
Love story between Esmeralda
and Quasimodo.

368
00:32:25,876 --> 00:32:27,042
Very beautiful.

369
00:32:30,542 --> 00:32:31,834
Happy honeymoon.

370
00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:34,376
Thanks.

371
00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:38,126
I will go, aunt. See you later!
Fun.

372
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:40,584
Bye!

373
00:32:43,376 --> 00:32:44,459
Hello, hello.

374
00:32:46,501 --> 00:32:48,126
Is our meeting always random?

375
00:32:48,459 --> 00:32:51,834
Or God tries to unite
Two lovers who like each other?

376
00:32:52,542 --> 00:32:54,792
You really don't know I'm working here?

377
00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:56,917
How do I know!

378
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:00,167
We are not in India where two people are separated....

379
00:33:00,501 --> 00:33:01,667
... and never meet again.

380
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:12,626
Actually, I ask Frangois
to be able to meet you.

381
00:33:15,584 --> 00:33:20,334
You always say honestly
That makes you look sweet.

382
00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:21,959
But I'm really sweet.

383
00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:25,292
Don't joke.
You have no place of my mind.

384
00:33:25,584 --> 00:33:28,001
There is no space in your mind.

385
00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:31,709
Just overnight, a little drink, a little dance, a little...

386
00:33:34,542 --> 00:33:36,751
No! You fall in love with me.
This is really complicated.

387
00:33:37,126 --> 00:33:38,459
Are you crazy?

388
00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:42,584
It never occurred to me why people can get caught up in love. Wasting time.

389
00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:44,542
Don't be boring.

390
00:33:44,876 --> 00:33:45,751
One night...

391
00:33:46,084 --> 00:33:49,126
If you are not happy, I will go away. Promise!

392
00:33:56,084 --> 00:33:57,667
- Ok.
- Ok.

393
00:33:59,501 --> 00:34:01,042
See the police?

394
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,626
Yes

395
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:06,959
Slap him, then I will
Go on a date with you.

396
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:13,417
You don't want to date me ?, ok.
But I'm not a suicide force.

397
00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:17,459
I want to date you. But
I don't want to waste my time.

398
00:34:18,709 --> 00:34:21,042
He's a real cop.
I can be deported.

399
00:34:21,584 --> 00:34:23,501
It sucks

400
00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:31,876
You're a psychopath, right?

401
00:34:49,292 --> 00:34:51,751
If I die, I won't help you.

402
00:35:17,751 --> 00:35:18,959
Run!

403
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:54,626
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪

404
00:36:57,251 --> 00:36:58,667
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪

405
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,084
♪ Swing all night. ♪

406
00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:14,834
♪ Touching the blue sky. ♪

407
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,626
♪ Kissing the moon. ♪

408
00:37:17,167 --> 00:37:18,667
♪ Surrounding stars. ♪

409
00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:21,584
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪

410
00:37:24,167 --> 00:37:25,584
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪

411
00:37:48,709 --> 00:37:50,542
♪ Heart pounding ♪

412
00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:52,126
♪ Pulse pulsating - panting ♪

413
00:37:53,084 --> 00:37:54,709
♪ Eyes sparkle when they meet. ♪

414
00:37:57,751 --> 00:37:59,542
♪ Shaky, fluttering. ♪

415
00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:01,584
♪ Groping - panting. ♪

416
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:04,084
♪ Hands tremble when they meet. ♪

417
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:08,417
♪ Play the dice. ♪

418
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,251


419
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,501
♪ Play the dice. ♪

420
00:38:13,251 --> 00:38:14,834


421
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:17,626
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪

422
00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:21,751
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪

423
00:38:42,584 --> 00:38:45,376
♪ Nobody holds them back. ♪

424
00:38:47,042 --> 00:38:49,042
♪ They dive too deep. ♪

425
00:38:51,584 --> 00:38:54,251
♪ No matter they win or lose. ♪

426
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,084
♪ It doesn't matter whether they sink or not. ♪

427
00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:02,542
♪ Survive in emotions... ♪

428
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,417
♪... Chasing clouds. ♪

429
00:39:05,292 --> 00:39:07,042
♪ Desire is the desire of the soul. ♪

430
00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:11,584
♪ The heart is cheerfully flying freely. ♪

431
00:39:14,042 --> 00:39:15,501
♪ Like sparks in coals. ♪

432
00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,084
Look, kid.

433
00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:10,501
We know what it means if
Our daughters bring men home.

434
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,167
He knows everything about
His girlfriend Shyra.

435
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,542
We don't ask him.
Because this is Paris, not Patiala.

436
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,292
Son, are your parents in Delhi?

437
00:40:22,584 --> 00:40:26,042
Aunt, my mother is a housewife.
Dad used to be a soldier.

438
00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:27,751
Sorry, son.

439
00:40:32,584 --> 00:40:38,084
Why not contact your mother?
Let's decide on the wedding date.

440
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,834
Relax, Ma.
He is not applying.

441
00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:43,042
Then?

442
00:40:43,376 --> 00:40:44,876
He helped me to move.

443
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,792
Where?

444
00:40:47,209 --> 00:40:49,251
- Do you live in Paris?
- No.

445
00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:52,209
Dharam and I have so little
together time.

446
00:40:52,501 --> 00:40:55,584
He becomes stand-up at night,
and I work all day.

447
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:58,584
His roommate has moved.
It's just more practical.

448
00:40:59,001 --> 00:40:59,959
All good?

449
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:01,084
What do you mean?

450
00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:04,584
Do you live together?
Without marriage ties?

451
00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:06,709
Aunt, you know...

452
00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:11,334
... If we live together, we will know
if we are suitable.

453
00:41:11,626 --> 00:41:15,626
She's my daughter,
Not a free yoga class.

454
00:41:16,334 --> 00:41:19,417
Papa, I'm not asking for your permission,
I just told you.

455
00:41:19,792 --> 00:41:22,334
There are no scenes. We are 10 minutes.

456
00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:26,001
It's not like marriage,
Only live together.

457
00:41:30,626 --> 00:41:32,126
I think we better go.

458
00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:46,042
Just stay?

459
00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:47,917
Bless me, Uncle.

460
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:51,042
Bless me, Auntie.

461
00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:55,001
Give respect? In Paris?

462
00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:02,376
Why touch his feet?

463
00:42:03,334 --> 00:42:07,251
I don't want them to think that
you live with a jerk.

464
00:42:07,542 --> 00:42:09,251
Must convince them.

465
00:42:09,542 --> 00:42:12,376
You overdo it. Now they are waiting for our marriage.

466
00:42:12,709 --> 00:42:14,876
You blame them?

467
00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:18,251
Living with a man for the first time,
That's something extraordinary.

468
00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:21,084
We will never get married.
Forever.

469
00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:22,834
I know!
Relax.

470
00:42:23,334 --> 00:42:25,001
Think I'm dying to get married?

471
00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:27,959
Stop the car!

472
00:42:28,459 --> 00:42:29,792
Stop.
To side.

473
00:42:37,001 --> 00:42:39,626
- In the middle of the road...
- Shut up!

474
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:42,542
- We want to live together?
- Certain!

475
00:42:42,751 --> 00:42:44,584
Are we a couple who aren't cool...

476
00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:47,251
... Who calls every other stupid name
- honey, honey?

477
00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:48,126
Never!

478
00:42:48,376 --> 00:42:50,584
Why not say stupid words
Like "I love you?"

479
00:42:50,792 --> 00:42:53,542
Because it can generate emotions, sentimental. Happy ending.

480
00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:55,209
Perfect.

481
00:42:56,876 --> 00:42:58,042
Let's walk.

482
00:42:59,084 --> 00:43:00,084
I challenge you!

483
00:43:00,584 --> 00:43:01,417
Now.

484
00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:03,876
Now, here.

485
00:43:11,001 --> 00:43:11,917
Yes

486
00:43:24,542 --> 00:43:25,542
Dharam!

487
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,251
Dharam!
Open the door.

488
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:32,959
Where is the fire? My game...

489
00:43:34,959 --> 00:43:37,001
That smells! Oh, my God.

490
00:43:46,626 --> 00:43:49,459
- What is that? Light?
- Where is my charger?

491
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:51,917
Turn off!
I just slept.

492
00:43:52,251 --> 00:43:54,209
Quickly turn it off!
Damn

493
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,042
- Are you crazy?
- You're too much!

494
00:43:57,292 --> 00:43:58,542
Shyra, wake up,
Help me.

495
00:43:59,417 --> 00:44:01,792
Cleaners have the same cellphone as me.
He took it.

496
00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:05,084
Who is that?

497
00:44:06,709 --> 00:44:07,834
What are you doing?

498
00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:12,709
Turn off the music!
I come in a matter of 3.

499
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:16,167
Is this a reply for last night?
It's childish.

500
00:44:17,501 --> 00:44:19,042
Turn off or...

501
00:44:19,459 --> 00:44:20,751
Basic evil witch!

502
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,626
Good morning!

503
00:44:25,251 --> 00:44:27,084
I hope you are unlucky today!

504
00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:29,417
- Key?
- You have that.

505
00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:31,834
Are you kidding?
House key?

506
00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:36,917
- Look at the size of this bag.
- Do I have a key at night?

507
00:44:38,501 --> 00:44:40,167
You know,
Just check it.

508
00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:41,917
Come check.

509
00:44:45,584 --> 00:44:47,626
- Shut up!
- You shut up.

510
00:44:55,084 --> 00:44:56,626
Honey,
I'm home.

511
00:44:57,126 --> 00:45:00,417
Mehra takes me to a beautiful place.
We eat like pigs.

512
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:03,501
Until I bloated.
Waiting for a guest?

513
00:45:03,876 --> 00:45:07,084
- I told you I cooked tonight.
- Isn't Thursday?

514
00:45:09,126 --> 00:45:10,417
This is Thursday.

515
00:45:23,126 --> 00:45:26,417
NOW

516
00:45:42,001 --> 00:45:42,709
Yes?

517
00:45:43,084 --> 00:45:45,251
Hi! How are you?
Healthy?

518
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:48,501
Ma'am, Papa do it well?
Sorry. Am I bothering you?

519
00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:52,126
Have I removed it? Courtesy
does not suit you. What is wrong?

520
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,376
I am in the police office.

521
00:45:56,417 --> 00:46:00,584
Mehra in Delhi. Who can
I contact other than you?

522
00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:02,959
- Which office?
- Place Dauphine.

523
00:46:03,751 --> 00:46:04,834
Wait a minute.

524
00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:07,876
Can you bring 500 €?

525
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:13,626
The money will come!
10 minutes.

526
00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:20,167
Don't hit me.

527
00:46:22,501 --> 00:46:25,834
- This? Can we go?
- Yes. Please.

528
00:46:26,334 --> 00:46:27,959
Very good. thanks.

529
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:31,001
I pay a fine.
Take your car tomorrow.

530
00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:34,459
See you tomorrow.
The car...

531
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,042
Merci. No thanks?

532
00:46:42,209 --> 00:46:43,334
Thanks.

533
00:46:44,626 --> 00:46:46,417
I will return your money tomorrow.

534
00:46:47,626 --> 00:46:51,709
If they catch you drunk again,
Your sim will be revoked.

535
00:46:52,001 --> 00:46:53,001
I know.

536
00:46:55,751 --> 00:46:57,376
Why is your wallet stolen?

537
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:03,667
The woman I dated took her flight.

538
00:47:07,126 --> 00:47:10,167
- He goes with your wallet?
- Yes.

539
00:47:22,834 --> 00:47:25,626
- Oh God, Dharam, you are amazing.
- He is classy and sexy.

540
00:47:26,167 --> 00:47:27,334
He doesn't look like a criminal.

541
00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:34,792
Why are you alone
on Saturday night?

542
00:47:35,584 --> 00:47:36,501
Only "

543
00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:40,334
I want to be alone today.

544
00:47:41,209 --> 00:47:42,542
Without a boyfriend?

545
00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:45,209
What can I do, Dharma?

546
00:47:45,626 --> 00:47:48,376
Since you left, my heart is closed
for others.

547
00:47:48,667 --> 00:47:50,709
But I have new girlfriends every week.

548
00:47:51,001 --> 00:47:51,917
Really?

549
00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:54,001
You start slower than me.

550
00:47:54,376 --> 00:47:57,917
You have to learn a lot
In order to be like me.

551
00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:05,126
Sorry, Shyra.

552
00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:10,792
I shouldn't say things
That is when we break up.

553
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:15,834
I only judge you because
I have no experience.

554
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:17,459
Very cool.

555
00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:23,417
I want to apologize from before
But I'm so angry.

556
00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:26,209
I'm sorry.

557
00:48:27,751 --> 00:48:29,126
I'm sorry.

558
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:40,084
When are you adults, Dharma?

559
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,834
When you leave me, Ma!

560
00:48:45,501 --> 00:48:48,584
Since you left, I have not had time to pee.

561
00:48:49,001 --> 00:48:51,751
The remote is somewhere.
I clean it before going to bed

562
00:48:52,001 --> 00:48:53,376
Tidying the bed every day.

563
00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:56,251
And there isn't a single milk box
The empty one in the refrigerator.

564
00:48:56,626 --> 00:48:57,709
Wow!

565
00:48:59,084 --> 00:49:00,917
- Should I go back?
- Yok.

566
00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,001
I challenge you!

567
00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:14,917
You know, actually breaking up
That changes us.

568
00:49:15,417 --> 00:49:18,042
You learn how to apologize,
I stopped partying.

569
00:49:18,376 --> 00:49:20,751
At least something good
Derived from it.

570
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:24,334
But you have to admit,
It's very fun.

571
00:49:25,417 --> 00:49:26,459
It's really fun.

572
00:49:27,126 --> 00:49:28,084
Shyra?

573
00:49:28,876 --> 00:49:31,792
Hi, Ma. Hi, Papa.
Late at the restaurant?

574
00:49:32,292 --> 00:49:34,251
Bless me, Uncle.

575
00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:37,417
Bless me, Auntie.

576
00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:40,167
Good night.

577
00:49:40,876 --> 00:49:41,876
Thanks.

578
00:49:43,876 --> 00:49:46,334
Are you back together?

579
00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:47,751
No, Ma.

580
00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:53,167
Modern relationships! You are too old
to understand. Don't stress.

581
00:49:53,542 --> 00:49:54,626
Come on in.

582
00:50:10,126 --> 00:50:11,126
So, Jasmine!

583
00:50:11,751 --> 00:50:15,542
I tried dating you for a year,
Did I get it today?

584
00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:20,209
Because my boyfriend is
the fool who likes to cheat.

585
00:50:21,209 --> 00:50:23,251
Today is my birthday.
My turn counts.

586
00:50:24,751 --> 00:50:26,917
I choose you because you
are reckless.

587
00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,876
You're just normal, right?

588
00:50:29,542 --> 00:50:30,542
Yes, yes.

589
00:50:31,959 --> 00:50:34,209
So happy birthday for me!

590
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:38,751
One more.

591
00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:41,626
Your fool?

592
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,417
For 100 times

593
00:50:44,126 --> 00:50:47,084
- I will not return to it
- Of course not. Why should?

594
00:50:48,376 --> 00:50:52,084
December 11? Sagittarian?

595
00:50:52,876 --> 00:50:55,001
My first Delhi girlfriend is Sagitt...

596
00:50:57,501 --> 00:50:58,792
Today is the 11th?

597
00:50:59,751 --> 00:51:02,126
Can you borrow a while?
Important calls.

598
00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,959
- Hello.
- Today is the 11th  Whose cellphone is that?

599
00:51:15,876 --> 00:51:17,251
Long story, not important.
December 11, Remember?

600
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,584
I remember 9/11.
What's up with 12/11?

601
00:51:20,751 --> 00:51:22,917
This is bigger than 9/11
Our day is broken.

602
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:26,001
Do you call me just for that?

603
00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:29,126
Come on, Shyra, This is
Our day's warning is broken.

604
00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:31,501


605
00:51:31,751 --> 00:51:34,292
People celebrate their birthdays,
His wedding day...

606
00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:36,459
... Can't we celebrate the day
We break up?

607
00:51:37,084 --> 00:51:39,292
I have no time for this stupid thing.

608
00:51:39,626 --> 00:51:41,251
I'm having a night assignment.

609
00:51:41,626 --> 00:51:45,001
You finished at 9.30. Until
Meet at the Pont des Arts at 10.

610
00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:46,001
It won't.

611
00:51:46,751 --> 00:51:50,001
Are you afraid? Still shadowing
Past with me?

612
00:51:50,459 --> 00:51:51,751
Sotoy!

613
00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:53,709
I've been late.

614
00:51:53,917 --> 00:51:54,959
I challenge you!

615
00:52:00,459 --> 00:52:01,751
I wait at 10.

616
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:11,251
OK, everyone.
Trocadero on your left.

617
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:14,209
If anyone wants to selfie,
Please go there.

618
00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,167
Hello. Sidharth?

619
00:52:19,834 --> 00:52:23,084
Jasmine in Pink Flamingos,
is crying because of you.

620
00:52:23,334 --> 00:52:24,751
Immediately there now.

621
00:52:25,292 --> 00:52:27,459
me?
I'm the lucky bearer for you.

622
00:52:42,751 --> 00:52:46,292
- What else is this drama, Dharam?
- Not a drama, just say goodbye.

623
00:52:47,251 --> 00:52:49,167
We have been together for a year

624
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,126
The type of our love story like Titanic.

625
00:52:52,751 --> 00:52:57,667
But it ends like a bad Bollywood.
Careless, imperfect.

626
00:52:58,542 --> 00:53:01,126
Now that we've both moved on...

627
00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:03,209
You too, right?

628
00:53:03,584 --> 00:53:06,209
Or do you still have feelings for me?

629
00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:12,376
To celebrate joy
move on, here we are...

630
00:53:12,751 --> 00:53:15,459
... A year later, say
"Bye" in style.

631
00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:18,334
Let's celebrate our breakup day.

632
00:53:18,709 --> 00:53:19,792
Basic!

633
00:53:22,626 --> 00:53:23,584
What are the plans?

634
00:53:23,876 --> 00:53:25,751
- Whatever you want.
- That's the first.

635
00:53:26,001 --> 00:53:28,376
You say I am an adult now.

636
00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,084
- Should we go to Montmartre?
- No.

637
00:53:31,584 --> 00:53:33,792
Soft winds, Stars,
quiet nights...

638
00:53:34,209 --> 00:53:37,501
... Then you take me into
Your life is miserable. Not allowed.

639
00:53:37,959 --> 00:53:39,542
There is a new nightclub in Marais.

640
00:53:39,876 --> 00:53:40,751
Nightclub?

641
00:53:41,001 --> 00:53:43,501
You will drink Vodka,
Dancing on the table...

642
00:53:43,751 --> 00:53:45,876
... Make a fuss and then
We will be kicked out.

643
00:53:46,209 --> 00:53:49,126
You understand.
Drive to Lyon?

644
00:53:49,584 --> 00:53:53,667
I have driven all day. After all,
Only one of us can drink.

645
00:53:54,001 --> 00:53:58,751
Oh no! Today we will race to drink.
A long trip was canceled.

646
00:53:59,501 --> 00:54:01,417
Want to see Salman's latest movie on Metro?

647
00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:05,376
I've seen enough Hindi movies
To please you.

648
00:54:05,751 --> 00:54:09,751
Now I'm your ex, I have
Past the macho Stunts.

649
00:54:10,084 --> 00:54:12,751
Ok. Let's look at an art in France.

650
00:54:13,126 --> 00:54:15,209
The last time you worked in the Sex scene.

651
00:54:15,459 --> 00:54:17,209
No longer want it now.

652
00:54:17,584 --> 00:54:19,584
- I don't believe you.
- I also don't believe in me.

653
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,959
Let's go to your favorite park.

654
00:54:22,751 --> 00:54:25,584
There will be lots of couples kissing
Everywhere. We are like a fool.

655
00:54:26,084 --> 00:54:29,167
Isn't there a place in Paris where
we can chat...

656
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:31,751
... comfortably without dating?

657
00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:37,417
- Will we be old?
- Looks like A little.

658
00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:39,709
Very funny.

659
00:54:40,334 --> 00:54:42,542
Basically nothing can be done
We do it together.

660
00:54:42,876 --> 00:54:45,917
Or have we done everything?

661
00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:50,959
- We separate at the right time.
- Perfect.

662
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:55,667
Your farewell birthday
is a bad failure.

663
00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:56,959
It's impossible!

664
00:55:02,334 --> 00:55:03,417
I will return.

665
00:55:05,001 --> 00:55:06,834
Don't go anywhere

666
00:55:07,626 --> 00:55:09,751
I already left.
You forgot?

667
00:55:22,709 --> 00:55:23,667
Will you marry me?

668
00:55:27,126 --> 00:55:28,834
Yes, you idiot.

669
00:55:48,626 --> 00:55:50,876
One thing we haven't done
_ together.

670
00:55:51,251 --> 00:55:52,501
Drink?

671
00:55:54,167 --> 00:55:55,667
- Padlock for dating people.
- I know.

672
00:55:55,876 --> 00:55:57,209
That is forbidden here.

673
00:55:57,459 --> 00:55:59,167
Are we people who care
With restrictions?

674
00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:01,751
Not possible! I was in prison once,
Thank you.

675
00:56:02,084 --> 00:56:03,501
- Enough.
- Listen.

676
00:56:03,876 --> 00:56:05,876
This bridge is the initial witness of love.

677
00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:08,876
Today will see the end.

678
00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:13,334
We put the padlock in the bridge,
and throw the lock on the Seine...

679
00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:17,417
... And promise never to
Fall in love again.

680
00:56:17,751 --> 00:56:18,876
How?

681
00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:22,209
The young man is mature and smart.

682
00:56:23,292 --> 00:56:25,292
- Come on.
- Come on!

683
00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:27,376
Locked.

684
00:56:30,417 --> 00:56:31,751
Look.

685
00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:35,751
- Here it is!
- My master.

686
00:56:36,751 --> 00:56:37,667
Get attached to you.

687
00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:43,376
Congratulations for breaking your love!

688
00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:51,417
Miss Shyra Gill...

689
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,626
... Why does our love story fail?

690
00:56:55,084 --> 00:56:59,584
Because there is no such thing as a love story, it is a story of lust.

691
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,501
Do you mean we are lovers of lust?

692
00:57:05,251 --> 00:57:06,042
That's right!

693
00:57:07,042 --> 00:57:10,751
We are in lust. But
We consider that love.

694
00:57:11,251 --> 00:57:15,501
Before we know each other,
We actually fight without cause.

695
00:57:16,042 --> 00:57:20,251
If we are friends first, we will be more
Understand each other's shortcomings.

696
00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:25,334
Then our love will have more
Chance.

697
00:57:28,626 --> 00:57:29,917
So what now?

698
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,876
I mean, we're not lovers?

699
00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:35,334
Not an enemy?

700
00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:39,292
So, who am I for you?

701
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,584
I think we are friends now.

702
00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:49,042
F fiends & apos;

703
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:51,834
You mean...

704
00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:55,167
So I am an ex-girlfriend who is a friend?

705
00:57:58,584 --> 00:58:00,209
Finally you turn me into France.

706
00:58:01,126 --> 00:58:03,959
Ok, Mr. Frenchy, let's see what you can.

707
00:58:04,751 --> 00:58:05,501
Come on.

708
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:25,500


709
00:58:25,524 --> 00:58:30,524


710
00:59:01,334 --> 00:59:03,376
♪ Wet your shoes. ♪

711
00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:05,459
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

712
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:08,459
♪ There is no coffee in the coffee bottle. ♪

713
00:59:08,709 --> 00:59:10,459
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

714
00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:13,584
♪ Stupid umbrellas can't be opened. ♪

715
00:59:14,001 --> 00:59:15,751
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

716
00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:20,626
♪ The window is never closed. ♪
♪ It's just you and me. ♪

717
00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:25,417
♪ Our lives are messy ♪
♪ Like our friendship. ♪

718
00:59:26,292 --> 00:59:30,626
♪ Turns upside down, but it's the same ♪

719
00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:33,709
♪ We shop and there are no taxis around. ♪

720
00:59:34,001 --> 00:59:35,417
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

721
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:40,834
♪ We walk, tie a shoelace. ♪
♪ It's just you and me. ♪

722
00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:45,417
♪ Traffic stops. ♪
♪ It's just you and me. ♪

723
00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:49,667
♪ The bus isn't coming. ♪

724
00:59:50,667 --> 00:59:51,959
♪ You and me. ♪

725
01:00:12,417 --> 01:00:14,876
♪ When the road in front seems thorny... ♪

726
01:00:16,209 --> 01:00:18,626
♪... Or change shape and size... ♪

727
01:00:19,667 --> 01:00:21,667
♪... Or feels like a swamp. ♪

728
01:00:22,542 --> 01:00:23,584
♪ Smile! ♪

729
01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,917
♪ Expand your arms, ♪
♪ Breathe with fresh air. ♪

730
01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:31,376
♪ Fun! ♪

731
01:00:33,376 --> 01:00:37,042
♪ Sailors roam, Soldiers missing... ♪

732
01:00:38,376 --> 01:00:41,959
♪... Always ready to sail off the coast ♪
♪ turn the tide as we go. ♪

733
01:00:43,459 --> 01:00:45,001
♪ A little nut, ♪

734
01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:47,751
♪ A little wise, ♪

735
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,042
♪ We are sinful adults. ♪

736
01:00:50,584 --> 01:00:51,792
♪ Lovers of life. ♪

737
01:00:53,001 --> 01:00:55,001
♪ Stumbling along the way. ♪

738
01:00:55,584 --> 01:00:57,209
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

739
01:00:58,126 --> 01:01:01,876
♪ Smile through life. ♪
♪ It's just you and me. ♪

740
01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:05,084
♪ Frozen and melted. ♪

741
01:01:05,501 --> 01:01:07,417
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

742
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,959
♪ Performed and canceled. ♪

743
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:12,292
♪ This is just you and me. ♪

744
01:01:13,042 --> 01:01:17,084
♪ Our lives are messy ♪
♪ Like our friendship. ♪

745
01:01:18,001 --> 01:01:21,917
♪ Turns upside down, but it's the same ♪

746
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,084
- Yes?
- How are you?

747
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:54,167
Ready.

748
01:01:54,459 --> 01:01:57,001
- Meet me downstairs.
- Where are we going?

749
01:01:57,876 --> 01:02:00,459
It's Friday night, babe!
Deadpool 2 came out today.

750
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:02,709
I forgot.

751
01:02:03,792 --> 01:02:05,626
So why did you wake up?

752
01:02:06,167 --> 01:02:07,126
I have a date.

753
01:02:07,626 --> 01:02:08,584
You exist... What?

754
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,501
Kim's idea.
He works in the office.

755
01:02:11,876 --> 01:02:14,751
I agree. Why not?

756
01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:19,084
Can't do it! Shyra, who do I go?
Make excuses and cancel.

757
01:02:19,751 --> 01:02:23,584
I'm not interested, but if I cancel, it's very rough.

758
01:02:24,126 --> 01:02:26,709
You have to choose another night to
go on a date.

759
01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:28,042
Who is that coward?

760
01:02:28,292 --> 01:02:30,667
He is not a coward.
An investment banker hero.

761
01:02:30,917 --> 01:02:32,667
If he is dating you,
He will be a coward.

762
01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,876
He will bore you.

763
01:02:35,292 --> 01:02:37,584
He works at Citibank.
Kim's boss.

764
01:02:37,876 --> 01:02:39,209
He thinks he will be perfect for me.

765
01:02:39,542 --> 01:02:41,126
Take a wine glass and just throw it at him.

766
01:02:42,876 --> 01:02:45,459
- Pretty silly.
- Think cleaners.

767
01:02:46,001 --> 01:02:48,251
Bring him kebar.
I will contact you in 10 minutes.

768
01:02:48,542 --> 01:02:52,084
Say emergency, friend enters
Hospital. Bye bye banker.

769
01:02:52,501 --> 01:02:56,376
A good idea. Where are you?
What if he sees you?

770
01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:59,459
Ms. Dumbo, how did she recognize me?
I will be at the bar.

771
01:03:00,876 --> 01:03:02,501
- He is here.
- No, that's me.

772
01:03:05,084 --> 01:03:06,001
Bonsoir!

773
01:03:06,709 --> 01:03:07,667
Bonsoir!

774
01:03:09,626 --> 01:03:11,251
There is no laundry today, Thanks.

775
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:12,959
Wait a minute.

776
01:03:14,042 --> 01:03:14,917
Hi!

777
01:03:17,834 --> 01:03:20,209
- Where?
- Where have you been. Just drinking.

778
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:22,667
Actually, I can't go home
Late at night

779
01:03:23,126 --> 01:03:24,459
Must wake up early.

780
01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:29,042
And you will get a call from
Friend. Hospital... Emergency.

781
01:03:32,084 --> 01:03:35,792
- Ok, bye. See you again.
- You don't want to come with us?

782
01:03:36,209 --> 01:03:39,584
- It's Friday. I fast.
- Think cleaners.

783
01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:44,501
Guys, relax, Relax.
I'm Anay, the boring banker.

784
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:46,542
Sorry.

785
01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:48,292
Sorry?

786
01:03:48,667 --> 01:03:51,709
I have never heard that name before.
Your parents must be thinking hard.

787
01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:54,292
- Shyra.
- Hi, Shyra.

788
01:03:54,751 --> 01:03:55,584
Dharam.

789
01:03:56,001 --> 01:03:59,251
Contact me if I need something.
I accept the sentence.

790
01:03:59,584 --> 01:04:02,876
Punishment? You will party with the boring banker.

791
01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:04,876
There is a karaoke bar in Belleville.

792
01:04:05,251 --> 01:04:07,542
Got Bollywood.
Can you sing?

793
01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:09,167
No?

794
01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:12,209
Perfect. I also.
Come on.

795
01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:02,917
Guys, guys. guys!

796
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:04,709
This is my place.

797
01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:08,167
- Don't go.
- Must, man.

798
01:06:09,084 --> 01:06:10,834
Thank you very much.
I almost exploded.

799
01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:12,959
Take me back to college.

800
01:06:15,001 --> 01:06:17,542
- Nice to meet you, Shyra.
- Ditto.

801
01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:23,417
Dharam, my friend!
You are a star.

802
01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,751
Sorry for messing up your date.

803
01:06:26,084 --> 01:06:28,959
Thanks, I like
A girl for the first time......

804
01:06:29,459 --> 01:06:33,167
... and the only one. No dating
More beautiful than this.

805
01:06:33,751 --> 01:06:35,001
Thanks, friend.

806
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,834
Good night.

807
01:06:57,251 --> 01:06:58,792
He won't look back.

808
01:06:59,626 --> 01:07:01,834
Waiting for someone to turn
Backward is really stupid.

809
01:07:02,209 --> 01:07:04,209
I just saw her ass.

810
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:05,917
Beautiful, right?

811
01:07:07,001 --> 01:07:07,959
Really?

812
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,001
I party after one year.
I almost exploded.

813
01:07:13,459 --> 01:07:15,042
The good male banker.

814
01:07:15,376 --> 01:07:17,917
Cool, decent and fun.
A rare combination.

815
01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:19,792
Think again,

816
01:07:20,251 --> 01:07:23,084
He's everything you want
I have.

817
01:07:24,042 --> 01:07:25,209
Tie him up!

818
01:07:25,834 --> 01:07:28,792
He is my date, but you
who fainted.

819
01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:32,959
Ok. Relax But if he
likes you, accept that.

820
01:07:35,126 --> 01:07:37,459
I have enough with the name broken.

821
01:07:38,042 --> 01:07:41,751
I want to stop.
Stay in one place

822
01:07:43,001 --> 01:07:44,501
You scared me

823
01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:50,084
I'm also afraid. I thought
I was grown up

824
01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:53,542
Not stupid anymore.

825
01:07:55,084 --> 01:07:57,417
So when do I have feelings
Today?

826
01:07:59,626 --> 01:08:03,001
Not at this time.
But don't be heartbroken.

827
01:08:03,459 --> 01:08:06,834
People like you will be reborn
To redeem all your sins in the past.

828
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:11,751
- You're more sin than me, Witch.
- But I have paid it with you

829
01:08:12,209 --> 01:08:14,126
I understand now.

830
01:08:15,042 --> 01:08:18,042
All your girlfriends before me
Are "Your Dos."

831
01:08:18,459 --> 01:08:22,251
And I, "Redemption of your sins."
Anay, "Your gift."

832
01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:23,917
That's right!

833
01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:26,042
I don't believe it.

834
01:08:26,792 --> 01:08:28,501
I am "Redemption of your sins?"

835
01:08:29,084 --> 01:08:32,126
- That's worse than "Sin."
- It is enough!

836
01:08:33,584 --> 01:08:37,042
Just go home alone.
Hope you are robbed.

837
01:08:39,834 --> 01:08:41,376
Shyra, Wait!

838
01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:47,209
Bonjour. Paris Sidewalks.
Anything I can help?

839
01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:49,667
May I speak with singer
Sunidhi Chauhan?

840
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:50,459
Pardon?

841
01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:52,001
Sonu Nigam here.

842
01:08:52,959 --> 01:08:53,667
Anay!

843
01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,626
You remember my name.
A good sign.

844
01:08:57,251 --> 01:08:59,167
I had a wonderful time last night.

845
01:08:59,626 --> 01:09:02,126
Your Dharam Pal is Crazy. He is crazy.

846
01:09:02,501 --> 01:09:04,417
He also has a crush on you.

847
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,459
If you don't like me,
Tell him the number...

848
01:09:08,084 --> 01:09:10,126
... I'll try it.

849
01:09:11,959 --> 01:09:13,876
Seriously, Shyra,
I really like you.

850
01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:18,584
If you think I'm the banker
Tired of what you should avoid,

851
01:09:19,709 --> 01:09:21,376
Walk with me next week.

852
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:24,917
Next month?

853
01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:27,667
What if next year?

854
01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:29,459
Tonight?

855
01:09:33,292 --> 01:09:36,042
Tonight? I can not.
I have a date. Sorry.

856
01:09:38,334 --> 01:09:40,417
Joking!
I pick up at 8.

857
01:09:41,334 --> 01:09:42,084
OK.

858
01:09:52,584 --> 01:09:53,876
Go to Disneyland?

859
01:09:58,417 --> 01:10:00,501
Yes?
section?

860
01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:03,042
Someone dies?

861
01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:07,542
Hello!

862
01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:10,376
Eat at a restaurant?
Or in a hotel room?

863
01:10:10,834 --> 01:10:13,001
- Idiot.
- Change.

864
01:10:17,167 --> 01:10:17,834
Great!

865
01:10:21,959 --> 01:10:22,876
Enjoy!

866
01:10:47,751 --> 01:10:49,292
So, do you have sex?

867
01:10:49,626 --> 01:10:51,834
- Dharam, That's our first date.
- Then?

868
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:54,417
On our first date, you
Shake the Eiffel Tower.

869
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:58,084
- That's why we are only friends now.
- Oh, this is a man forever.

870
01:10:58,501 --> 01:11:01,084
Is that why you're pretending
pretentious with Mr. Banker?

871
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:04,042
- Shut up.
- Do you kiss?

872
01:11:04,334 --> 01:11:06,376
She's a man, not
obscene like you.

873
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:07,709
Coward!

874
01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:11,792
So you just whisper
sweet in his ears?

875
01:11:12,459 --> 01:11:13,417
Very sweet!

876
01:11:14,167 --> 01:11:15,834
You make me diabetic.

877
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:17,209
Oh, go there.

878
01:11:19,459 --> 01:11:23,126
The girl who fell into my Cornflake...

879
01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:45,084
Every time I go to opera,
It feels like it's the first time.

880
01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:47,251
I can't explain it, but...

881
01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,126
Do I bore you?

882
01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:54,751
Not really. You know a lot
About opera.

883
01:11:55,084 --> 01:11:57,751
Actually, if you don't explain,
That will make me bored.

884
01:12:01,209 --> 01:12:02,584
I like you, Shyra.

885
01:12:06,084 --> 01:12:07,542
Really like you.

886
01:12:26,126 --> 01:12:28,959
So there's no kiss last night?

887
01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:30,209
No.

888
01:12:30,626 --> 01:12:32,751
I hope he's not Gay.

889
01:12:33,417 --> 01:12:35,209
You better find out.

890
01:12:35,584 --> 01:12:37,167
You start serious with that guy...

891
01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:40,167
... I don't want you to cry on my shoulder, wet my clothes.

892
01:12:40,542 --> 01:12:42,917
- He is not gay.
- How do you know?

893
01:12:44,376 --> 01:12:47,917
Just look.
You have experience.

894
01:12:49,376 --> 01:12:51,751
So, watching opera every Friday?

895
01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:55,126
What about our Friday?
Basic fucking gay.

896
01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:57,084
That's very rough.

897
01:12:57,542 --> 01:13:01,542
- Not you! Film? Friday night?
- No need to think about it.

898
01:13:02,001 --> 01:13:03,126
Do you want a ball?

899
01:13:29,292 --> 01:13:30,417
Anay, my friend.

900
01:13:30,751 --> 01:13:33,001
Dharam, my friend.
Am I bothering you?

901
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:34,917
I have a rule.

902
01:13:35,542 --> 01:13:39,459
Never ignore friends
Even though I'm working.

903
01:13:40,084 --> 01:13:44,501
Good. I need advice. Will you
Do you disturb my date again?

904
01:13:44,917 --> 01:13:47,917
Sure.
That's my skill.

905
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,417
When and where?

906
01:13:51,334 --> 01:13:54,792
I have a cruise in Cannes.
I want to invite Shyra this weekend.

907
01:13:55,126 --> 01:13:58,626
Join me, it must be fun.
Dan Shyra will be more comfortable.

908
01:13:59,251 --> 01:14:02,209
You must have special friends too.
Invite him too.

909
01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,084
Of course.

910
01:14:04,376 --> 01:14:06,542
My special friend and I will be there.

911
01:14:06,959 --> 01:14:09,542
Good! I Sms place and time.

912
01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:11,209
Incredible!

913
01:14:12,709 --> 01:14:13,876
Do you like French music?

914
01:14:14,792 --> 01:14:17,084
I like French girls just like
I like French music.

915
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,126
Baby, I like your skin.

916
01:15:31,584 --> 01:15:34,001
Very good and smooth

917
01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:37,167
You're French rasmalai.

918
01:15:37,751 --> 01:15:39,084
- You know "rasmalai?"
- No.

919
01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:41,084
Like mille-feuille.

920
01:15:53,501 --> 01:15:55,584
New bikini for new girlfriend?

921
01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:59,834
Your Miss Playboy is here, so
It's better to place a good bet

922
01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:01,292
No section?

923
01:16:01,542 --> 01:16:04,542
- You're talking or just...
- I talk to you.

924
01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:05,584
Oh yeah. Right

925
01:16:05,834 --> 01:16:08,917
I only have one life.
Don't want to talk about it.

926
01:16:09,334 --> 01:16:11,126
Guys, ice-lollies.

927
01:16:11,459 --> 01:16:12,542
Great!

928
01:16:12,834 --> 01:16:14,126
Divide.

929
01:16:16,126 --> 01:16:17,751
Baby, Do you want ice-lolly?

930
01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:20,501
No. I already drank Vogue shoot
Hmm Monday.

931
01:16:20,834 --> 01:16:22,209
Vogue shoot Monday?

932
01:16:22,501 --> 01:16:25,542
Poor girl. He modeled.
I got both.

933
01:17:05,667 --> 01:17:09,626
- Come on!
- I can't swim, baby.

934
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:13,834
Hey, Shyra. Can you
explain it in French?

935
01:17:14,209 --> 01:17:18,167
- Come on! This is just Jet Ski.
- Dharam, I will save you.

936
01:17:32,917 --> 01:17:33,751
Mama...

937
01:17:52,584 --> 01:17:55,042
I hope you don't get bored
with the banker man.

938
01:17:56,334 --> 01:17:58,292
Because the banker is usually
Boring and stiff.

939
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:02,709
Good night, Shyra.

940
01:18:07,376 --> 01:18:08,626
I'd better go.

941
01:18:23,542 --> 01:18:25,584
Oh, you're a real man.

942
01:18:27,417 --> 01:18:28,417
Round 2.

943
01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,126
Basic idiot!

944
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,126
3 MONTHS LATER

945
01:19:31,542 --> 01:19:35,001
"Shyra, Meet me at 8
above Eiffel Tower.

946
01:19:35,584 --> 01:19:37,001
" There is something important.

947
01:19:38,167 --> 01:19:40,417
"Use the blue clothes I bought.

948
01:19:40,876 --> 01:19:42,209
" Love you. See you there. "

949
01:20:38,959 --> 01:20:42,584
Shyra, I live in modern times,
But my clothes are still old.

950
01:20:43,084 --> 01:20:47,042
I join a traditional path if
It concerns life.

951
01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:51,751
Oxford graduates, work in
financial companies and now... . ... Seducing on the Eiffel Tower.

952
01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,001
I know it's a cliche.

953
01:20:56,126 --> 01:20:57,334
But it's classic...

954
01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:00,584


955
01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:04,459
... And beautiful...
Like you.

956
01:21:06,876 --> 01:21:11,001
I know that depends on age. Each pair
try it before going to the advanced stage.

957
01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:14,959
But I don't need time to
Choose my partner.

958
01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:20,959
I'm a banker, so I know
The best investment when seeing someone.

959
01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:24,876
So Miss Shyra Gill...

960
01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:32,626
... Will you marry me?

961
01:21:57,626 --> 01:21:58,667
"PENYIHIR"

962
01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:04,584
Again busy,
Tomorrow call again.

963
01:22:04,917 --> 01:22:06,792
Meet me at the Place des Vosges.

964
01:22:08,126 --> 01:22:13,167
Shyra, I'm in the position of
Sensitive now. Can't leave.

965
01:22:13,542 --> 01:22:16,042
I don't care, Dharam Gulati.
15 minutes!

966
01:22:39,876 --> 01:22:43,251
If it's not cancer,
I will kill you.

967
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:46,459
I sacrifice a good time in my life
Only for you.

968
01:22:48,834 --> 01:22:52,542
- Anay proposed to me.
- Apply...?

969
01:22:53,292 --> 01:22:54,667
Married?

970
01:23:09,376 --> 01:23:13,209
Do you think I'm a girl who isn't
Can you live with someone else?

971
01:23:16,292 --> 01:23:18,459
I don't know why
I asked you.

972
01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:22,959
There is no one else who spends time
More with me than you.

973
01:23:24,501 --> 01:23:26,709
Never live with others.

974
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,501
Never been afraid of previous contact.

975
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:41,709
Don't believe that the relationship is
forever.

976
01:23:44,292 --> 01:23:46,459
But marriage is forever right?

977
01:23:47,626 --> 01:23:49,834
I often fail in love,

978
01:23:52,376 --> 01:23:54,251
I don't want to fail in marriage.

979
01:24:01,501 --> 01:24:03,167
I tell you a secret.

980
01:24:04,376 --> 01:24:08,542
This is the kind of love forever that
is in your mind.

981
01:24:09,042 --> 01:24:12,167
And you only need to wait for someone
The right man for you.

982
01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:17,042
But until now you only knew
Stupid people like me. Do you think "forever?"

983
01:24:17,709 --> 01:24:22,084
Now that man has come.

984
01:24:23,501 --> 01:24:24,917
No need to think about it.

985
01:24:25,626 --> 01:24:27,376
It's suitable for you.

986
01:24:28,667 --> 01:24:31,167
And he doesn't dream of building
Life with good people.

987
01:24:31,584 --> 01:24:33,792
This is Dharam's guarantee!
You are 24 hour entertainment.

988
01:24:34,042 --> 01:24:36,001
He will never get bored.

989
01:24:36,959 --> 01:24:38,292
Just say yes.

990
01:24:40,251 --> 01:24:42,042
You will not fail.

991
01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:49,917
I don't believe...

992
01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:52,876
... I ask you for advice about
My biggest decision.

993
01:24:57,042 --> 01:25:00,167
- I'm done.
- Not yet. You only get fat.

994
01:25:00,626 --> 01:25:03,876
You just walk in the park
With a milk bottle in one hand...

995
01:25:04,167 --> 01:25:06,501
... While pushing the baby carriage.

996
01:25:09,792 --> 01:25:11,001
Joking!

997
01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:13,292
You will be fine.

998
01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:16,667
Mr. Citibank will make you happy.

999
01:25:17,251 --> 01:25:19,251
Open your account for him.

1000
01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:24,334
Married! Intense.

1001
01:25:25,376 --> 01:25:27,834
That's forever, like a tattoo.

1002
01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:35,542
- Thanks.
- Thanks?

1003
01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:40,792
I need confidence from someone who knows me.

1004
01:25:41,251 --> 01:25:42,959
You're welcome, Mom.

1005
01:25:50,584 --> 01:25:52,501
If I die, I'm not
Will save you.

1006
01:25:53,001 --> 01:25:54,834
Don't.
I will be there.

1007
01:26:35,917 --> 01:26:38,334
Is this the tip? We never said
I love you right?

1008
01:26:38,626 --> 01:26:39,834
- Yes.
- Good.

1009
01:26:40,251 --> 01:26:42,751
How did you say: "Never say
I love you" in French?

1010
01:26:45,376 --> 01:26:49,042
"Ne jamais je je & apos; aime."
Ah! So sexy!

1011
01:27:01,084 --> 01:27:04,959
♪ Never say I love you, ♪
♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1012
01:27:08,959 --> 01:27:12,459
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪

1013
01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:15,626
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1014
01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,876
♪ Your heart leaves you... ♪

1015
01:27:20,751 --> 01:27:23,292
♪... Get away from you ♪

1016
01:27:24,667 --> 01:27:28,042
♪ Can't sleep at night... ♪

1017
01:27:28,626 --> 01:27:30,876
♪... Get away from you ♪

1018
01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:36,459
♪ Never say I love you, ♪
♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1019
01:27:40,334 --> 01:27:43,709
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪

1020
01:27:44,626 --> 01:27:46,876
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1021
01:28:04,501 --> 01:28:08,042
♪ You will cry, ♪
♪ Lost your friend. ♪

1022
01:28:08,459 --> 01:28:11,417
♪ Don't. ♪
♪ Don't say that. ♪

1023
01:28:12,376 --> 01:28:15,709
♪ Why sleep in bed ♪
♪ Barbed for no reason? ♪

1024
01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:19,334
♪ Don't. ♪
♪ Don't say that. ♪

1025
01:28:19,751 --> 01:28:23,084
♪ Your breath freezes on your lips. ♪

1026
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,834
♪ I promise. ♪

1027
01:28:27,626 --> 01:28:30,709
♪ You will be tied to the Knot... ♪

1028
01:28:31,542 --> 01:28:33,959
♪... Get away from you ♪

1029
01:28:35,876 --> 01:28:39,167
♪ Never say I love you, ♪
♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1030
01:28:43,334 --> 01:28:46,834
♪ Don't. ♪
♪ Don't say that. ♪

1031
01:29:07,917 --> 01:29:10,001
A girl calls you
24 hours a week.

1032
01:29:11,876 --> 01:29:14,209
Should I buy this cellphone?
What do you think?

1033
01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:17,167
What should be used?
What do you think?

1034
01:29:17,626 --> 01:29:19,417
The car is broken - You fix it.

1035
01:29:20,834 --> 01:29:21,876
Means...

1036
01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:24,917
... His life is meaningless without you.

1037
01:29:26,584 --> 01:29:29,876
She's an actress, you are the actor.

1038
01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:34,876
Then one day...

1039
01:29:35,917 --> 01:29:38,584
... Other men enter their lives.

1040
01:29:40,209 --> 01:29:42,042
You are aware...

1041
01:29:42,417 --> 01:29:45,209
... It turns out that the actor
is another man.

1042
01:29:46,417 --> 01:29:48,667
You are only a supporting actor,
Companion of the actor.

1043
01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:55,792
Uncle, Looks like you've been there.

1044
01:29:56,251 --> 01:29:59,501
You have been too often
Play like that.

1045
01:29:59,917 --> 01:30:03,876
Let's toast it
Cheers for supporting actors!

1046
01:30:04,334 --> 01:30:05,834
Cheers, friend!

1047
01:31:15,959 --> 01:31:17,084
Anay and Shyra!

1048
01:31:20,834 --> 01:31:23,334
Wow! You become
Shah Rukh Khan!

1049
01:31:24,834 --> 01:31:26,209
Where have you been?

1050
01:31:26,584 --> 01:31:30,251
No calls, no messages. I'm almost crazy,
Shopping for your own wedding.

1051
01:31:30,667 --> 01:31:33,376
Sorry. I'm from Courchevel with
Christine's family. Holiday.

1052
01:31:33,626 --> 01:31:34,792
There is no signal.

1053
01:31:35,251 --> 01:31:37,084
- Christine has a family?
- Extended family!

1054
01:31:37,417 --> 01:31:40,167
Two brothers, two fathers.
All soccer players.

1055
01:31:40,501 --> 01:31:41,667
By the way...

1056
01:31:42,251 --> 01:31:45,209
As soon as possible there will be a new member
who will join his family.

1057
01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:47,626
What?

1058
01:31:48,084 --> 01:31:49,042
Yes!

1059
01:31:49,792 --> 01:31:51,584
I will marry Christine.

1060
01:31:53,751 --> 01:31:54,792
You, what?

1061
01:31:55,084 --> 01:31:58,167
He doesn't know yet. I'll give him
Surprise at the right time.

1062
01:31:58,626 --> 01:32:00,209
Just want to tell you first.

1063
01:32:05,501 --> 01:32:08,251
People don't just marry.
Think about it.

1064
01:32:08,626 --> 01:32:11,001
You have nothing in common.

1065
01:32:11,376 --> 01:32:13,959
You don't think with your brain,
But with something else!

1066
01:32:14,584 --> 01:32:15,501
Wow!

1067
01:32:16,584 --> 01:32:19,917
You decide with your head and heart.
Me? somehow out of nowhere!

1068
01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:24,501
Remember, you asked my advice about
Anay. I'm so happy for you!

1069
01:32:24,834 --> 01:32:28,209
- But you?
- Don't think I'm taking your advice.

1070
01:32:28,584 --> 01:32:30,542
- That's my decision.
- And this is mine.

1071
01:32:30,917 --> 01:32:34,167
Stop, Dharam. There is a difference
Large between Anay and Christine.

1072
01:32:34,792 --> 01:32:39,084
Christine might be a good girl,
But she's not right for you.

1073
01:32:40,126 --> 01:32:42,126
You need someone else who
suits you.

1074
01:32:42,459 --> 01:32:45,417
A person who is able to control
Your immature attitude.

1075
01:32:45,959 --> 01:32:48,584
He is also half crazy,
How can he handle you?

1076
01:32:50,001 --> 01:32:53,126
I really know about you.
You're not ready to get married.

1077
01:32:53,501 --> 01:32:56,167
You don't deserve to marry her.
Understand?

1078
01:33:01,792 --> 01:33:02,959
I understand.

1079
01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:06,292
What do you understand?

1080
01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:09,751
Nothing.

1081
01:33:13,501 --> 01:33:15,917
- You laugh at me?
- No. I laugh at me.

1082
01:33:18,251 --> 01:33:19,917
This is clear.

1083
01:33:21,959 --> 01:33:23,376
What's clear?

1084
01:33:27,459 --> 01:33:29,334
You're no more than me.

1085
01:33:31,501 --> 01:33:32,959
You are still not more than me.

1086
01:33:36,334 --> 01:33:39,876
That's why you can't stand
to see me with other people.

1087
01:33:41,667 --> 01:33:44,126
You can't stand seeing me with others.

1088
01:33:44,501 --> 01:33:47,709
Because it reminds you of
Your weaknesses

1089
01:33:49,792 --> 01:33:53,542
So that stops me from getting married.

1090
01:33:55,959 --> 01:33:57,126
I understand.

1091
01:34:09,417 --> 01:34:11,834
First decide me as a lover.

1092
01:34:14,417 --> 01:34:16,751
Now decide it as a friend.

1093
01:34:22,042 --> 01:34:23,167
OK.

1094
01:34:24,834 --> 01:34:29,001
Finally our relationship ends.
You can't hurt me anymore.

1095
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:35,584
You know.
Do whatever you want.

1096
01:35:44,709 --> 01:35:45,584
What?

1097
01:35:47,001 --> 01:35:48,209
Wait a minute.

1098
01:35:50,167 --> 01:35:51,667
Ladies and gentlemen,

1099
01:35:52,001 --> 01:35:55,667
Friends Shyra & apos; s, Dharam has
Applying for the beautiful Christine.

1100
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:58,792
Let's toast for a surprise
This is beautiful!

1101
01:36:02,334 --> 01:36:04,084
Comrade, Set the date immediately.

1102
01:36:04,376 --> 01:36:07,376
We will get married on the same day.

1103
01:36:07,667 --> 01:36:09,292
Same day, same place?
What?

1104
01:36:09,584 --> 01:36:10,542
OK!

1105
01:36:11,126 --> 01:36:13,917
Everyone, you are not only invited
at Anay and Shyra's marriage.

1106
01:36:15,751 --> 01:36:19,876
You are invited to two marriages.
Dharam and Christine...

1107
01:36:20,251 --> 01:36:25,001
Anay and Shyra were married on April 21
on exclusive Picardie.

1108
01:37:28,959 --> 01:37:31,834
Why did Christine bring a bodyguard?

1109
01:37:32,209 --> 01:37:35,376
They are not bodyguards. They
Brother and father of his football...

1110
01:37:35,709 --> 01:37:37,459
... His mother is behind them.

1111
01:37:39,001 --> 01:37:42,334
Brother Christine is really a man,
Very interesting.

1112
01:37:42,959 --> 01:37:47,459
- Like Indians, not native French.
- That's Christine's stepfather.

1113
01:37:49,292 --> 01:37:50,667
Don't drink with them.

1114
01:37:50,876 --> 01:37:54,167
They like to beat friends
drink them. Finish you.

1115
01:37:57,459 --> 01:38:00,501
That group of friends Anay.

1116
01:38:01,459 --> 01:38:03,501
Very educated,
Very rich.

1117
01:38:03,876 --> 01:38:05,542
Keep it out of your reach.

1118
01:38:11,042 --> 01:38:12,459
They are Shyra's best friends.

1119
01:38:13,126 --> 01:38:16,876
It's hard to find out who is true
or gay.

1120
01:38:17,251 --> 01:38:19,334
So protect your family's jewelry.
Maintain a distance.

1121
01:38:19,709 --> 01:38:22,209
So, should I say bonjour-merci
and run?

1122
01:38:22,542 --> 01:38:23,959
There are no silly jokes.

1123
01:38:24,209 --> 01:38:26,751
You are not just my guest.
I have the right to protect you.

1124
01:38:27,126 --> 01:38:29,709
- Do I have to wear hijab?
- Yes! You look slim.

1125
01:38:31,084 --> 01:38:32,084
Hi, guys!

1126
01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:39,459
Why does the Shyra have to get married?

1127
01:38:40,376 --> 01:38:43,084
If I know, I'll be
Female expert

1128
01:38:44,667 --> 01:38:46,042
Why are you married?

1129
01:38:48,417 --> 01:38:50,959
If I know, I will become
Life expert.

1130
01:38:56,167 --> 01:38:59,834
Maybe he married because
The same reason as you.

1131
01:39:01,584 --> 01:39:03,251
Hello, honey!

1132
01:39:04,626 --> 01:39:07,459
- So, you are a Kamasutra expert?
- Learn from me.

1133
01:39:10,251 --> 01:39:15,584
Jogi, Don't feel like a guest
Being married to a neighbor?

1134
01:39:16,084 --> 01:39:19,792
If we are in India, shehnais will play.

1135
01:39:20,251 --> 01:39:24,792
There will be a dessert,
Abundant goods.

1136
01:39:25,417 --> 01:39:27,417
And the drum will be hit.

1137
01:39:28,042 --> 01:39:31,459
We raise him as a French girl.
Why cry now?

1138
01:39:32,001 --> 01:39:34,501
Drink your champagne.
Calm yourself.

1139
01:39:35,251 --> 01:39:37,959
I feel like he slapped me
loudly.

1140
01:39:38,251 --> 01:39:41,501
And lift it up again,
In full Indian style.

1141
01:39:41,917 --> 01:39:43,001
You are stupid.

1142
01:39:43,459 --> 01:39:47,084
He is no longer a child.
They are adults.

1143
01:39:47,834 --> 01:39:49,626
Bless me!

1144
01:39:50,001 --> 01:39:54,834
Mehra has ordered Indian food.
The waiter will give you hot chai.

1145
01:39:55,167 --> 01:39:56,959
We will mix it in champagne

1146
01:39:57,251 --> 01:40:00,084
No, sir. My
Must enjoy my style.

1147
01:40:01,667 --> 01:40:04,042
- Are you alright?
- Top tip! Isn't that clear?

1148
01:40:04,501 --> 01:40:06,834
It seems clear.
That makes me worried.

1149
01:40:08,501 --> 01:40:10,751
I smell the smell of pakodas.
Wait a minute.

1150
01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:15,792
This bastard ruins Shyra's life  Does Shyra behave better?
Two beans from the same tree.

1151
01:40:18,584 --> 01:40:23,251
Maybe because of that I
Never liked it.

1152
01:40:23,876 --> 01:40:26,459


1153
01:40:32,917 --> 01:40:34,709
- Sorry.
- It is okay.

1154
01:40:38,834 --> 01:40:42,917
The real problem is that Shyra can't
really don't like it.

1155
01:40:44,084 --> 01:40:46,751
- It's still hot.
- Thanks.

1156
01:40:50,209 --> 01:40:51,584
Can I ask for a napkin?

1157
01:40:51,834 --> 01:40:53,251
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

1158
01:41:02,376 --> 01:41:04,626
Remember my friend Chris?

1159
01:41:05,001 --> 01:41:06,959
- He wants to see you.
- Oh, yes?

1160
01:41:20,042 --> 01:41:21,709
Good night everyone!

1161
01:41:22,292 --> 01:41:25,792
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
at Sangeet night.

1162
01:41:26,334 --> 01:41:30,334
In India, marriage is incomplete
Without songs.

1163
01:41:30,667 --> 01:41:34,084
Traditionally, it is a battle
Between men and women.

1164
01:41:34,459 --> 01:41:37,876
Tonight between Dharam vs. Shyra.

1165
01:41:40,667 --> 01:41:41,584
Alright!

1166
01:41:42,126 --> 01:41:45,959
We have seen how mad they are when dancing

1167
01:41:46,584 --> 01:41:50,251
Tonight they will dance together
Once again for the last.

1168
01:41:50,876 --> 01:41:54,167
Give applause to Dharam and Shyra.

1169
01:41:54,751 --> 01:41:55,626
Don't!

1170
01:41:57,542 --> 01:41:58,917
No,
I don't want to dance.

1171
01:41:59,917 --> 01:42:01,542
Not serious, come on!

1172
01:42:06,751 --> 01:42:07,876
Yes!

1173
01:42:15,084 --> 01:42:17,959
Come on, guys! Give applause
For Dharam and Shyra.

1174
01:47:09,584 --> 01:47:13,542
You still need my help
for some things in life.

1175
01:47:15,459 --> 01:47:18,084
How to make Paratha
Without dough?

1176
01:47:20,584 --> 01:47:21,792
That's cool.

1177
01:47:22,251 --> 01:47:26,501
Do you think how to do it
Your parents become chefs in France?

1178
01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:28,251
Right.

1179
01:47:29,459 --> 01:47:33,751
Why do French children want to buy
Paratha?

1180
01:47:35,292 --> 01:47:39,584
You are taught how to make Paratha
Until you are in grade 3.

1181
01:47:40,459 --> 01:47:43,751
I remember. I still remember
When you make...

1182
01:47:44,251 --> 01:47:47,167
... peanut butter sandwich instead.

1183
01:47:47,709 --> 01:47:50,792
You stop eating Indian food
Starting that day.

1184
01:47:53,626 --> 01:47:58,209
When I open my lunch box, all the kids run away from me.

1185
01:47:58,834 --> 01:48:02,417
They don't like smell
Punjabi ghee-parathas.

1186
01:48:03,292 --> 01:48:05,917
No one wants to be friends with me.
I'm always alone.

1187
01:48:06,709 --> 01:48:10,667
But with sandwich I have a friend.

1188
01:48:12,126 --> 01:48:14,501
Starting that day, I am fully
Being French.

1189
01:48:15,167 --> 01:48:17,334
Don't like anything about India.

1190
01:48:19,459 --> 01:48:21,376
The weird thing is...

1191
01:48:22,376 --> 01:48:24,167
... Every time I'm angry...

1192
01:48:24,751 --> 01:48:28,042
... Failed to test or fight
With friends or...

1193
01:48:28,876 --> 01:48:30,709
... Break up with my boyfriend,

1194
01:48:31,251 --> 01:48:33,626
I secretly make paratha...

1195
01:48:33,917 --> 01:48:36,042
... and eat it yourself.

1196
01:48:37,209 --> 01:48:40,042
That makes me happy.

1197
01:48:41,042 --> 01:48:43,251
Feel warm in a hug,

1198
01:48:44,167 --> 01:48:46,251
The smell of her clothes.

1199
01:48:48,626 --> 01:48:51,501
Makes me calm...

1200
01:48:53,251 --> 01:48:54,542
... I got better.

1201
01:48:55,292 --> 01:48:57,126
- I know.
- Hah?

1202
01:48:57,542 --> 01:49:00,334
Who cleans the kitchen
After that?

1203
01:49:04,001 --> 01:49:07,126
What makes you want
paratha today?

1204
01:49:09,167 --> 01:49:13,042
Nothing. I feel like
Have paratha.

1205
01:49:14,001 --> 01:49:14,751
Don't know why.

1206
01:49:17,417 --> 01:49:19,584
Today you fight yourself.

1207
01:49:20,751 --> 01:49:23,751
You want to get married
But you are not sure...

1208
01:49:24,042 --> 01:49:26,626
... The man will like paratha.

1209
01:49:28,751 --> 01:49:32,084
This is not about hugging your father,
or the smell of his clothes.

1210
01:49:33,542 --> 01:49:34,751
Today you find your love...

1211
01:49:37,001 --> 01:49:40,501
... Wrapped with laughter and fun,
In singing and dancing.

1212
01:49:41,126 --> 01:49:46,126
Someone who is always fighting with you.
Good friends forever ..

1213
01:49:53,667 --> 01:49:58,334
Find what you are looking for.
If you don't find it, don't marry.

1214
01:50:00,501 --> 01:50:04,292
This is not India. take the opportunity
to be french.

1215
01:50:49,501 --> 01:50:50,542
What is this?

1216
01:50:54,209 --> 01:50:55,501
I don't want to get married.

1217
01:51:03,126 --> 01:51:04,542
Basic idiot!

1218
01:51:08,292 --> 01:51:10,792
You are the most stupid person in the world.
You know that?

1219
01:51:11,167 --> 01:51:12,126
I know.

1220
01:51:12,542 --> 01:51:15,709
you always say that.
I really agree now.

1221
01:51:22,917 --> 01:51:24,876
How do you get into this messy marriage?

1222
01:51:25,334 --> 01:51:26,376
This is your fault.

1223
01:51:26,626 --> 01:51:28,334
- My fault?
- What else?

1224
01:51:28,792 --> 01:51:31,084
You suddenly decide to get married.

1225
01:51:31,459 --> 01:51:34,126
I don't want to live alone.
Damn it!

1226
01:51:34,542 --> 01:51:35,959
I will get married too.

1227
01:51:36,542 --> 01:51:40,501
- Are you married because of me?
- What else?

1228
01:51:41,084 --> 01:51:44,917
I am angry, disappointed, alone.

1229
01:51:45,626 --> 01:51:47,334
Why are you disappointed?

1230
01:51:48,459 --> 01:51:49,542
I don't know.

1231
01:51:50,626 --> 01:51:53,667
You know I don't know why I did what I did.

1232
01:51:54,209 --> 01:51:56,751
Likewise, I have to play
like your best friend.

1233
01:51:57,501 --> 01:52:01,751
You should be happy. I tried to be mature and be your best friend.

1234
01:52:02,334 --> 01:52:06,459
And what if I don't need to be
or be mature?

1235
01:52:07,751 --> 01:52:09,459
What will you do?

1236
01:52:11,626 --> 01:52:12,751
I don't know.

1237
01:52:14,417 --> 01:52:16,209
After all, what's the point now?

1238
01:52:20,667 --> 01:52:21,792
You are right.

1239
01:52:23,584 --> 01:52:26,126
- There is no point now.
- Tell me what I can do...

1240
01:52:26,584 --> 01:52:28,084
... To get out of this mess?

1241
01:52:29,251 --> 01:52:30,626
Can I pretend to die?

1242
01:52:31,417 --> 01:52:33,834
Mehra can say I'm drowning.
His body is missing.

1243
01:52:34,709 --> 01:52:36,251
Should I leave notes and run away?

1244
01:52:37,292 --> 01:52:39,626
or say I have heart disease,
live 6 months to live.

1245
01:52:39,917 --> 01:52:41,167
Tell him directly.

1246
01:52:41,751 --> 01:52:43,167
What do you mean?

1247
01:52:44,542 --> 01:52:47,584
Look at Christine's eyes,
and tell her the truth.

1248
01:52:48,834 --> 01:52:50,834
Truth and only truth.

1249
01:52:51,501 --> 01:52:53,292
That is the only way.

1250
01:52:55,334 --> 01:52:57,959
If you say I love you
or heartbreak...

1251
01:52:58,792 --> 01:53:00,584
... then there are no shortcuts.

1252
01:53:03,334 --> 01:53:04,626
Go and tell him.

1253
01:53:05,084 --> 01:53:08,126
At first he might cry.
But he will get better soon.

1254
01:53:09,167 --> 01:53:10,667
The most important thing is...

1255
01:53:11,084 --> 01:53:14,251
... you will eventually become
a real man from Delhi.

1256
01:53:24,251 --> 01:53:25,292
I will go.

1257
01:53:25,834 --> 01:53:28,709
I don't know about you,
but I will get married tomorrow morning.

1258
01:53:32,792 --> 01:53:33,667
Shyra.

1259
01:53:48,292 --> 01:53:50,709
I must have been an idiot without you.

1260
01:53:51,417 --> 01:53:52,126
Right!

1261
01:53:55,876 --> 01:53:57,209
Another truth?

1262
01:53:59,834 --> 01:54:02,876
When I see you with another man,
I get sick until I have a stomachache.

1263
01:54:11,126 --> 01:54:15,251
I hope your marriage fails tomorrow.

1264
01:54:17,376 --> 01:54:19,292
If you have the guts,
you mess up the marriage.

1265
01:54:21,584 --> 01:54:22,834
I challenge you!

1266
01:54:31,501 --> 01:54:32,459
No.

1267
01:54:36,001 --> 01:54:38,542
I can only damage one marriage a day.

1268
01:55:04,167 --> 01:55:07,542
Never look back...

1269
01:55:08,417 --> 01:55:11,209
... on the road that you left behind.

1270
01:55:12,126 --> 01:55:15,126
If you see him somewhere...

1271
01:55:16,292 --> 01:55:18,459
... Turn around and go.

1272
01:55:20,001 --> 01:55:23,709
♪ Never say I love you, ♪
♪ Never say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1273
01:55:27,834 --> 01:55:31,126
♪ Never say you fell in love. ♪

1274
01:55:31,959 --> 01:55:34,459
♪ Don't ever say je t & apos; aime. ♪

1275
01:55:35,751 --> 01:55:38,959
♪ There are so many thorns on this road... ♪

1276
01:55:39,626 --> 01:55:42,084
♪... Be careful where you go. ♪

1277
01:55:43,542 --> 01:55:46,959
♪ It is impossible to desire to swallow your heart. ♪

1278
01:55:47,542 --> 01:55:49,792
♪ Relax, please. ♪

1279
01:56:29,334 --> 01:56:30,209
Come, come.

1280
01:56:34,251 --> 01:56:35,459
Just a moment.

1281
01:56:36,876 --> 01:56:37,792
Wait a minute.

1282
01:56:41,459 --> 01:56:42,792
Anay, my friend!

1283
01:56:43,459 --> 01:56:46,334
Let me tell you,
You are my worst enemy.

1284
01:56:47,084 --> 01:56:48,834
You take Shyra from me.

1285
01:56:49,459 --> 01:56:51,709
I hope you will be bad luck.

1286
01:56:52,334 --> 01:56:54,709
Now you marry Shyra,
I don't need it either.

1287
01:56:59,292 --> 01:57:00,501
I'm not kidding.

1288
01:57:01,751 --> 01:57:04,959
This girl has damaged many men.

1289
01:57:05,917 --> 01:57:07,251
Me too.

1290
01:57:08,167 --> 01:57:09,917
He will return you to the lap of the dog.

1291
01:57:10,542 --> 01:57:13,417
Does he tell you how many men
are destroyed because of him

1292
01:57:13,876 --> 01:57:14,626
Oh sorry.

1293
01:57:14,959 --> 01:57:17,542
He doesn't screw you up.
The story of your love is platonic (Brotherhood).

1294
01:57:17,917 --> 01:57:20,126
He does everything with me.

1295
01:57:20,501 --> 01:57:24,626
Now he becomes an angel.
He's a fraud. Be careful!

1296
01:57:24,917 --> 01:57:27,209
He will make your life destroyed.

1297
01:57:28,292 --> 01:57:33,084
He deserves support like me.
I'm useless.

1298
01:57:33,417 --> 01:57:37,126
Be careful. Don't waste your life
by marrying her. Run away!

1299
01:57:39,709 --> 01:57:40,626
Shyra...

1300
01:57:42,001 --> 01:57:43,667
... Can you handle your friends...

1301
01:57:44,834 --> 01:57:45,876
... or should I?

1302
01:57:57,709 --> 01:57:59,959
Acting like a Delhi idiot again!

1303
01:58:01,876 --> 01:58:03,251
What have I told you?

1304
01:58:03,751 --> 01:58:06,084
Look directly into his eyes
and tell him...

1305
01:58:06,792 --> 01:58:09,834
... truth, only truth.

1306
01:58:13,251 --> 01:58:16,834
I love you. There is no greater truth in my life.

1307
01:58:18,084 --> 01:58:20,501
Can't live without you. I've tried

1308
01:58:21,292 --> 01:58:23,167
I can manage without the previous Shyra.

1309
01:58:23,459 --> 01:58:26,501
But I can't live without
My best friend is Shyra.

1310
01:58:27,959 --> 01:58:29,376
I will kiss you now.

1311
01:58:30,001 --> 01:58:32,417
slap me. Stop me forever.

1312
01:58:33,084 --> 01:58:34,667
or never stop me.

1313
01:59:17,834 --> 01:59:18,834
you will die.

1314
01:59:27,792 --> 01:59:29,001
Release me!

1315
01:59:44,126 --> 01:59:45,709
Wait! What is this?

1316
02:00:36,126 --> 02:00:37,667
Love Goddess!

1317
02:01:22,042 --> 02:01:24,542
See how I saved you
from the silent terminator?

1318
02:01:25,001 --> 02:01:27,167
You marry a serial killer.

1319
02:01:27,667 --> 02:01:31,084
Never trust him.
no one can be sweet

1320
02:01:31,709 --> 02:01:33,709
Return to Delhi. They won't
save you here.

1321
02:01:34,001 --> 02:01:36,626
I'm French now. Paris is my home.

1322
02:01:37,001 --> 02:01:39,084
You still haven't learned French words.

1323
02:01:39,417 --> 02:01:41,667
You are with me. my french dictionary.

1324
02:01:42,042 --> 02:01:43,917
I try to live with you once.
Not interested.

1325
02:01:45,209 --> 02:01:46,417
Marry me.

1326
02:01:48,834 --> 02:01:52,001
The biggest courage in your life.
Do you have the guts?

1327
02:01:53,584 --> 02:01:55,251
Do you know what marriage means?

1328
02:01:55,751 --> 02:01:57,751
Your life is in the hands of others forever.

1329
02:01:58,376 --> 02:02:00,501
Very few get the truth.
That is why marriage is a courage.

1330
02:02:00,834 --> 02:02:03,417
Marriage is a courage
where no one does it alone.

1331
02:02:04,209 --> 02:02:05,626
That is courage for both.

1332
02:02:07,417 --> 02:02:08,334
I know.

1333
02:02:24,292 --> 02:02:27,626
Ok, Dharam Gulati.
I put my life in your hands.

1334
02:02:29,292 --> 02:02:32,626
If you have the guts,
then put your life in my hands.

1335
02:03:07,542 --> 02:03:10,251
If I die, I will not save you.

1336
02:03:23,626 --> 02:03:26,084
After three years of Shyra's French kiss...

1337
02:03:26,376 --> 02:03:28,334
... I finally understood what love is.

1338
02:03:30,001 --> 02:03:31,959
Love is free jump.

1339
02:03:33,376 --> 02:03:35,167
Jump if you are brave.

1340
02:03:36,959 --> 02:03:39,751
There are no guarantees for safe landings.

1341
02:03:41,501 --> 02:03:44,959
People who think will be left behind.
People jump...

1342
02:03:46,334 --> 02:03:47,167
... Will fly!

1343
02:03:49,251 --> 02:03:51,834
So long as you are in the air,
Don't need to think about anything...

1344
02:03:52,376 --> 02:03:53,834
... and enjoy the flight.

1345
02:03:54,292 --> 02:03:56,667
maybe you don't want
to land after all that happened.

1346
02:04:08,292 --> 02:04:12,667
Free kiss, free love, free life

1347
02:04:15,910 --> 02:04:35,910


1348
02:04:36,400 --> 02:04:46,400


1349
02:04:46,580 --> 02:04:56,580


1350
02:07:33,417 --> 02:07:35,251
I've told you
the knife won't be useful.

1351
02:07:35,542 --> 02:07:38,501
I'm not a carpenter.
How can I bring a hammer?

1352
02:07:39,959 --> 02:07:40,709
I will continue.

1353
02:07:40,917 --> 02:07:43,334
Whose idea is this padlock of love?

1354
02:07:44,501 --> 02:07:45,709
- This is still your fault.
- My fault?

1355
02:07:46,042 --> 02:07:48,251
Obviously, all my ideas are stupid.

1356
02:07:48,584 --> 02:07:50,876
Why is the locked separation of love
exciting you?

1357
02:07:51,251 --> 02:07:52,542
You know you are nothing more than me.

1358
02:07:52,792 --> 02:07:56,251
But you insist we will promise
not to love each other.

1359
02:07:56,459 --> 02:07:57,584
You are very stupid.

1360
02:07:57,876 --> 02:08:00,751
- Don't believe you blame me.
- Of course!

1361
02:08:01,084 --> 02:08:03,376
One day you said:
"Never say I love you."

1362
02:08:03,626 --> 02:08:06,501
Then you say again: "look into my eyes
and say you love me."

1363
02:08:06,792 --> 02:08:09,251
You are crazy. you destroy the key

1364
02:08:09,542 --> 02:08:13,417
You know what. Forget it
I have finished with you.

1365
02:08:13,792 --> 02:08:15,251
- Where?
- Anay.

1366
02:08:15,626 --> 02:08:19,501
- I will beg the ship to marry me.
- Psychopath is in a mental hospital.

1367
02:08:19,876 --> 02:08:21,459
I won't go after you.

1368
02:08:21,792 --> 02:08:22,667
OK.

1369
02:08:23,126 --> 02:08:24,459
OK.

