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Outside. 12 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:19,416 Fritz my dear, »before you shake Your head, make sure you have it. « 13 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:26,416 Jacques, I really don't care if the cover has been ordered for the Chancellor of the World. 14 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:34,750 Buy the editor, the newspaper, all those damned countries. Yes, I want to be on the front page! Outside! 15 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:38,166 Gentlemen, follow me. 16 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:43,750 Jacques, stop making me nervous. Then torture it nitwit, you are plonker! 17 00:04:44,916 --> 00:04:49,291 Yes, of course it hurts. That is the whole that point and saves a large amount of time! 18 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:54,791 Oh, you haven't thought about it yet. Do it now! Thank you. Outside. 19 00:04:55,375 --> 00:05:01,500 - Gentlemen, come with me. - Jacques, damn, I want to be on this front page! Outside! 20 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,833 - Please follow me. 21 00:05:13,541 --> 00:05:14,375 Tut... 22 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:31,125 For me! The talented and blind craftsmen are responsible for this disaster? 23 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:35,458 This, my dear Franz, is authentic Johannes Ode. 24 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:37,750 - Hmmm. 25 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:41,208 Gentlemen, follow me. 26 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,708 How disgusting it is. 27 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,750 How bad and ugly this establishment is 28 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:15,250 Fritz my dear, isn't that right? explicitly request the Royal Suite? 29 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:23,291 And this smelly cow pen costs 5000 Weltmarks a day? 30 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:27,583 Before the war, in the old currency, That must have been 500,000 Euros, right? 31 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:32,583 - 475,000 - 475,000! Imagine that! 32 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:20,958 Mon Dieu! Poster four 33 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:28,708 Pffft! Everything's so ugly! So... very uncivilized! Very terrible 34 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,708 Yes, commander of Toujours, dear Fritz. Read, suck, smoke, sleep. 35 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:40,833 Read, suck, smoke, sleep. Sleep, sleep, sleep. 36 00:07:42,791 --> 00:07:48,500 »Sleep is a short death and death is the length of sleep. 37 00:07:54,583 --> 00:07:56,625 What should we do? 38 00:07:58,916 --> 00:08:01,041 Will something have happened? 39 00:08:12,416 --> 00:08:18,708 Dear Fritz, I need your full attention right away! This place makes me really poor. 40 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:28,500 Dear Fritz, can you maybe take me in your arms for a moment? 41 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:36,000 A little hug of comfort? 42 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:21,958 This is disgusting! 43 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,750 What do you mean? 44 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,333 I want him to stop 45 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,416 - Fritz, he must stop immediately! He must stop... - Franz... 46 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:36,500 - He must stop... - Franz, calm down. 47 00:09:36,791 --> 00:09:40,750 - Someone turns it off, damn it! - Franz, calm down. 48 00:09:40,916 --> 00:09:45,541 Calm down, I always have to be calm! I'm calm, bleeding! 49 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:53,833 It's not my fault if everything is here very disgusting uncivilized and ugly. 50 00:09:57,416 --> 00:10:03,541 Yes, my environmental style is very important me. How does Nietzsche say it correctly: 51 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:08,791 »To improve style is to improve the mind. « 52 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,666 Hearing! Hear! 53 00:10:20,791 --> 00:10:28,250 Fritz? Fritz, I am very hungry, suddenly. 54 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:37,291 - And I'm as strong as a pig. No! - »Success makes you happy like a pig in filth. 55 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:43,125 Hold your peace! And stop babbling at me so unrelenting! I'm very thirsty! 56 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:48,083 Where are the organic champagne and extra tender seal fillets that I ordered? 57 00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:56,708 And, mon dieu, please help turn off this nerve 58 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:05,875 Merci. God in the sky above, this place makes you angry! 59 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:10,750 - Speaking of madness, there is this famous saying... - Now stop talking! 60 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:18,166 You don't understand one bit. You don't get the simplest fact of life! 61 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,041 Big picture! 62 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:30,083 As Seneca said: »It isn't important that what you know is important, but how do you survive? 63 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:34,083 That, my dear Franz, does not make the slightest sense. 64 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:38,375 Sometimes, some reflective thoughts will suit you much better rather than quoting one of your great self-proclaimed thinkers. 65 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:41,375 From who you are, sad and embarrassing, have not read anything except quotes and aphorisms. 66 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:47,208 67 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:53,250 Not just recently You learned Plato is not a planet? 68 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,958 Schmock! ... 69 00:11:56,333 --> 00:12:00,916 That makes sense. Then again, maybe not to fuckwit like you. 70 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:04,916 I, on the other hand, I understand everything 71 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:13,000 Yes Because I am handsome and Your temporary smart, you are terrible and dim. 72 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:17,375 Well then, what about the others? good 73 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:22,208 Everyone should look good to start. 74 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:27,250 Even if, or maybe especially if they can't see what's "handsome". 75 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:33,083 Yes, take a blind person for example. Yes, blind people should be handsome. 76 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:38,000 Everyone must look good and smart. 77 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:42,666 Actually the whole world must look good, for chrissakes! 78 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,000 Ha ha! We have fascists here! 79 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,583 And by the way: »A saying is the last link in a long series of thoughts. 80 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:59,208 - But you sleep well! - »Even sleeping is a form of criticism, especially in the theater. 81 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:05,958 Oh, this is funny, I am a dear honored lady. 82 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:11,208 Wits, Fritz! Fritz, wits, wits, Fritz... 83 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:18,958 Yes, that might be the solution. Maybe it should be taking things with more humor. 84 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:24,375 Like the saying: »Humor is the umbrella of the wise.« 85 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:31,000 Oh, and by the way, Witsy-Fritzy, »Better still 86 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:37,458 Chapeau, Franz! You are very inspired You are quite an unknown genius. 87 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:42,333 Finally, everyone will go quote your words like you quote someone else: 88 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:47,833 »Great Franz Freudenthal once said that Albert Einstein was alleged to have said: 89 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,625 Two infinite things: the universe and human ignorance '. 90 00:13:55,416 --> 00:14:01,083 By the way. Quotes about you, my dear Dunce, eh... 91 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:05,625 - Franz. Dunce, Franz, Dunce... - Shut up, you... 92 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:16,041 Genius! Genius! Unknown genius 93 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,708 Spirit, gods, figures. 94 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:26,583 Let's run! Yes, in the end you have to agree. 95 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:34,333 I give up. Two big minds that are unmatched have slipped 96 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,916 Despite people's creative fingers. 97 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:41,833 What dizzy height can they achieve, 98 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,916 are they just inflated with helium! 99 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:52,458 Two birdbrains fight for big, fat, slimy worms. 100 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:56,166 Then, let's leave this topic briefly 101 00:14:57,666 --> 00:15:01,291 for me to take advantage of the situation 102 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:06,958 and explain the background of the story so far. 103 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:10,791 This is 2020. 104 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:15,333 Every day, billions of people around the world fall victim 105 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:22,375 for its founders digital, medial, narcissistic, hedonistic, caricature, self-exploitation, 106 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:30,916 masochistic, egomanic and sensory consumers strengths and suggestions 107 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:37,708 It cannot be explained until now, hundreds of millions of the first citizens of the world 108 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,625 has come down with anhedonia: 109 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:45,708 inability to experience joy, lust and satisfaction. 110 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:51,041 Two victims who are exemplary of this terrible state 111 00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:56,583 is a strange but inseparable pair of and descendants of aristocracy, 112 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,458 Franz and Fritz Freudenthal. 113 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:04,250 Franz and Fritz have been world-famous for the rest of their lives. 114 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,750 They are heirs to billions and boys 115 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:11,833 the legendary famous chansonnier Friedrich Freudenthal 116 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:16,041 and an extraordinary performing artist Luise Freudenthal was founded 117 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:21,000 sect group »Hedonism for the World«. 118 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,166 The two parents jumped to their deaths 119 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,375 during the new year show at Times Square, 120 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:32,833 Their passion mixes with alcohol, opium and laughing gas 121 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:39,208 as a manifesto for love and hedonistic peace 122 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:44,000 in front of a rolling camera and their children. 123 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:51,541 Franz and Fritz, shaken and traumatized by this tragedy 124 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:55,625 then entrusted with care 125 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:02,166 nudist artist commune named »Body Must Breathe«, 126 00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:06,791 where children are raised rigorously according to the teachings of 127 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:14,500 a party founded by Luise Freudenthal, which he saw as fun as the highest good of life. 128 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:19,125 This happens with great attention and success. 129 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,333 Franz and Fritz immediately turn around 130 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,208 is the most important example of a very large hedonistic. 131 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,375 After years of experiencing excessive pleasure 132 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,375 and abuse of all the stimulating spirit that can be imagined, 133 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:39,166 cabaret career failed as »Freudenthal Bros«, 134 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:44,000 nomination of two presidents for »World Party Of Fun« 135 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,500 mess with panache and some impulsive marriage fails, 136 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:52,541 both, like hundreds of millions other first world citizens 137 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,791 unexpected and suddenly dropped with anhedonia. 138 00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:03,250 It has absolutely no meaning and is tortured with their sad existence 139 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:08,791 Do not like all the joy and appetite, they thrive 140 00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:15,625 until they become aware of new things, unique stimulation stimulation therapy 141 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:22,666 world-famous psychotherapists and hips Prof. Dr. Immanuel Young, 142 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,208 where they see solutions for all their problems. 143 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:34,041 The site of the event so far is the main residence of from therapy-, 144 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:39,416 rehab- and wellness-resort »Seelenfrieden Island«. 145 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:46,083 So far so good. Thank you for your attention. 146 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,750 ... disgusting me 147 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,250 I'm a little unhealthy. 148 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:06,125 Oh, I feel very dizzy. I need alcohol right away! 149 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:14,625 Fritz, I think I fainted. Fritz, I think... For God's sake. Fritz, I think I'm dying 150 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:19,166 My Lord, I'm dying... 151 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:24,625 »You must remain silent or say something, which is even better than being silent. 152 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,083 Cutting! 153 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,416 Ah, no You can't be serious 154 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:37,083 Amateur! I have seen enough garbage in my life, 155 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,666 But this pile of dirt is the biggest stack of all! 156 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:47,666 You cunts You damage my film! My job! 157 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,625 I want to die 158 00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,958 Schorsch, you don't like it at all? 159 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,166 - Because, well, I think it's going pretty well. - I think it works pretty well too. 160 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,833 I mean, what do you want me... 161 00:20:03,416 --> 00:20:06,750 Everything. Enough everything. 162 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:13,583 I want to pop now! Damn, I need a pop. But with a straw. Hans! 163 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,750 Here it is, Schorsch! 164 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,250 - Thank you, Schorsch! - Damn damn it! 165 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,666 You are not too fast in taking, right? That is terrible! 166 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:34,791 - Well, Schorsch, I mean, somehow, constructive criticism is really okay... - Yes, I agree. 167 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:39,291 -... but, I think, you really don't have to get rude and personal. 168 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:47,250 Yes, I think he's right. If you can somehow politely explain what you got? 169 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:51,166 - Maybe it's easier to play too. - Yes. 170 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,833 - not everything... 171 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,375 - You read the script and are enthusiastic! - Yes, Sir! 172 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:03,541 You don't agree to do a film If you don't understand the subject matter. 173 00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:11,125 Or are you just in it for money? Are you only two cheap 174 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:14,583 - No, Schorsch, of course not! - Not all! 175 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,833 - We both read the script and... - Yes,.... 176 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,458 - Read enthusiastically, enthusiastically. - Right 177 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:26,750 But I think, for further courses from shooting, what really will help us 178 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:32,750 will if you might be able to outline the film, or its basic meaning, in one sentence. 179 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,791 - Yes, I agree, because I myself am not really... 180 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:41,041 The significance of this film? Now 181 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:44,208 You must be completely out of your mind! 182 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:50,333 Okay, let me spell it for you: 183 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:56,750 Well, my movie transactions are with big questions about humanity: 184 00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:00,958 what is that »good life«? 185 00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:07,708 My film about freedom, justice, happiness 186 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,083 capitalism, death and love. 187 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:19,916 In my film, it's very strange The face of human existence is revealed. 188 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:26,916 We are all born in this world and then die accidentally, 189 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:31,583 but in between, and both from you are perfect examples, 190 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:36,916 There are countless periods of ignorance! 191 00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:46,625 Well, to put it in short, my film is about human ignorance. 192 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,666 Do you understand now? 193 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,958 Capisce okay? 194 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,375 - Yes, okay - Good. 195 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,958 Good. 196 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:06,166 Well, let's continue, then. On your sign. 197 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,750 - Scrolling sound. 198 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,916 - Rolling camera. 199 00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:20,833 - Action! - I think I'm dying... 200 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,291 »You have to keep quiet, or say things that are even better than silence. 201 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:43,083 Dear, very honored guest, please be gently awake from your lonely warmth 202 00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:54,750 Et voila! Let's start right away with my first step unique excitement and reward therapy. 203 00:23:55,250 --> 00:24:01,416 This step is called »vegetus activity« or, in simple language »« movement. 204 00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:09,750 My main head, Rüdiger, will carry your firearm now. 205 00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,708 Please don't hold it. 206 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:18,333 This happens entirely for your own welfare and safety. 207 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:27,666 - Give it to me. - Now we are stripped of our basic rights to carry weapons! 208 00:24:28,458 --> 00:24:29,875 It's tyranny! 209 00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:35,916 After that Rüdiger will bring you out and get used to you with my unique facilities, 210 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:39,541 Private Eden Park. 211 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:44,458 Believe me, I'm always with you and watching over you. 212 00:24:55,500 --> 00:25:01,208 - Please follow me. Where is our taxi 213 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:06,333 You don't really believe, that I will walk one page on foot, are you kidding the butler? 214 00:25:07,083 --> 00:25:09,333 - He. 215 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,666 - Unfortunately I will! I want to see me slaves here right now Pronto! 216 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,250 Come on, you dosser, move! 217 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:19,041 Are you out of your mind, Are you stupid? 218 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:23,458 - Go away, you dosser! March! - I will make you whipped! Clogged 219 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,208 This is unbearable. I will tell you to be flogged. 220 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,291 This is slavery! 221 00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:45,708 - Open! Now! 222 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:25,708 Good night Franzi. 223 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,083 Catch me! 224 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:40,375 You are very beautiful - ul ul ul! 225 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,833 Please stay-ay-ay-ay! 226 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:57,625 - Catch me! - Please stay-ay-ay-ay! 227 00:27:57,791 --> 00:28:00,125 - You are very beautiful ul ul ul! - Catch me! 228 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:06,333 I love-ove-ove-ove you-ou-ou-ou! 229 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:13,000 I love-ove-ove-ove... 230 00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:17,458 ... I love you-ou-ou-ou... 231 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:24,125 Dear sir, now please take off your clothes quickly for you dessous. 232 00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:27,458 Splash about like a newborn baby, imitating life. 233 00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:29,583 No, this is too far. I will definitely not spark. I'm not angry... 234 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,625 Enjoy! Goodbye Prof. Dr. Young 235 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:35,125 ... I won't get into this muddy mess. I won't be annoying! I will... 236 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,750 Go splash, you dosser! 237 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:43,125 Hey! You are a bloody slave! You are stupid 238 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,208 Dirt! 239 00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,125 Stop it! ... 240 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:05,083 - Come on in, Franzi... - No Fritz! I will sink... 241 00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,333 You are a pig I will pay you back in a spade! 242 00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:21,750 You are boring 243 00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:23,916 You pig! 244 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,500 Come on, you dosser! Let's go! 245 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:15,500 Dear guest, lift yourself from flood of my amazing hot shower 246 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:21,041 and go home quickly, before darkness falls around you. 247 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:26,500 Run as fast as possible! Have fun! Kisses, Doc Young you 248 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,458 Where I am 249 00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:16,333 - You are in heaven, dear Franz. - Shut up, you are Schmock! 250 00:31:21,791 --> 00:31:25,625 I am very hungry, suddenly. And thirsty. 251 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,791 - I told you to keep quiet! 252 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:31,875 Good morning! I hope you sleep well. 253 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:40,375 Et voila! This beautiful motto, a peaceful and bright day »Tranquilittas«. 254 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:41,791 Thank you, Rüdiger. 255 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,375 »Relaxation« in plain language. 256 00:31:45,541 --> 00:31:46,875 Thank God! 257 00:31:49,916 --> 00:31:55,125 »When God created humans, he was tired. Which explains a lot. 258 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:08,750 Now slipping to your comfortable coziest robe 259 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:13,916 and follow my Rüdiger head to my personal Eden Park. 260 00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:31,791 How where 261 00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:35,750 By taxi. He talks about relaxation. 262 00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:39,041 - He. - Gentlemen, please follow me 263 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:44,000 What will I do? 264 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,958 I want to see my slave come and walk in right now! 265 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:49,416 I want relaxation Actual Pronto! 266 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,791 Helps! Where am I? How could it be? 267 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:55,958 Did something happen? 268 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:58,083 You want to take me to ride, you stupid Schmock? 269 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:03,083 We just teleported. How could it be? Help! 270 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:11,583 Stop! 271 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,250 Stop! 272 00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:20,250 Return home 273 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:25,416 Please, dear Rüdiger, stop it! Love me How is that possible? 274 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:30,291 »You must try the impossible to achieve the possibility. 275 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:37,458 Dear Rüdiger, quotes Hermann Hesse. I don't expect you to be educated. Chapeau! 276 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:41,125 Dear Franz, »people like you who don't achieve anything 277 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:45,166 on a small scale tend to imagine they are born for bigger things. 278 00:33:45,708 --> 00:33:51,041 Fritz dear, »education is not achieved by reading but by thinking about what you have read. 279 00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:53,250 He. 280 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:58,500 Oops! Gosh! I have something extraordinary fear of heights! No! Help! ... 281 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:04,625 Shut up, you two twits. Relax and enjoy the view! 282 00:34:04,791 --> 00:34:09,541 Please, dear Rüdiger, I'm very scared of heights. Oh no... 283 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:14,250 Mon is dead! Phew! Much better 284 00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:25,500 Whoops! Does your child go to bed again? 285 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:35,375 I want to kiss issu-iss-iss-iss-issuers. 286 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:41,583 May I kiss 287 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,875 Cutting! 288 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:54,333 Stripling, you're doing my head, buddy. Is your arrogant sucking really necessary, you nincompoop old? 289 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:57,375 - You mess everything up again. 290 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,583 Shut up, you're good-for-nothing. 291 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:06,458 Love, you on the other hand, You are full of elegance and beauty. Pure eyecandy. 292 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:09,375 Close your damn face, you cunt! 293 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:18,750 - Yes, I need a dandelion. - Good! - Wait a minute! 294 00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:22,500 - Yeah, just a minute! - Come on! - Yeah 295 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:26,750 Scrolling sound! - Wait, Schorsch! - Now wait a minute! 296 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:30,125 Upset 297 00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:33,083 - The camera is rolling! 298 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:35,125 And action! 299 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,500 I want to kiss-are-you. 300 00:35:40,791 --> 00:35:43,541 - All right! . You are amazingly beautiful 301 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:50,166 I'm sorry. What... He buzzed! Yes, just go drink your tit! 302 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:54,416 - Cut! - I love you... 303 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,416 Where I am 304 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:07,708 - You won't believe what I dreamed, my dear Fritz. - My enlighten, then. 305 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:14,625 I dreamed that Rüdiger could actually teleport. Ridiculous, isn't it? 306 00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:17,541 Yes, funny. 307 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:24,041 Gentlemen, I hope your day is calm and relaxed. 308 00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:27,791 Wake up from your warm sleep now 309 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:33,458 and porridge, home, before darkness covers you. 310 00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:39,625 This can't be true! 311 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:44,583 »The house is where the carpet is.« 312 00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:59,208 - Help! Someone helps! Stop it! ... 313 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:05,708 - Someone helps! Stop it! ... - Shouting won't help, Franzi. 314 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,500 Someone helps! Stop it! 315 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,791 I hope you have rested with difficulty? 316 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:21,750 Yes, yo Let's quickly go up step 3 I award-winning stimulation therapy. 317 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:29,500 The morning motto is beautiful and lightens the soul »Stimulatio«, in simple language: stimulation or stimulus. 318 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:36,041 Could he be sex? Finally. 319 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:40,250 »Stupidity, dear Franz, is the most invincible power on earth. 320 00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:47,333 Please decorate yourself now with happy Seelenfrieden casual clothes 321 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:51,000 that I design and adjust to myself. 322 00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:56,083 And that will be left to you by me the giant head of Rüdiger in a few blinks of an eye. 323 00:37:56,458 --> 00:38:01,333 Pray follow him to my private garden from Eden later. The body must breathe. 324 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:26,416 This is unimaginable I will not... There is my taxi, finally. Now they are plonker who are cottoning there. 325 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:34,500 - But where are the slaves darn, and where is Fritz's taxi? - leave! Giddy-up! Go for it 326 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:39,166 - go! That is my taxi. Get out of my taxi! 327 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:43,041 Giddy-ups, wankers! You are a wankers, you are a slave. 328 00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:56,208 - go! Giddy-up! - Dang! Cut it! More! End! It's annoying, I'm going home! 329 00:38:56,416 --> 00:39:03,458 - Cut! Stripling, you still where you are! You are crazy? - Schorsch, please. 330 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:10,166 This scene is very nice and you botcher destroy this big take with you being demitted. 331 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:16,458 - I have to whip you I have to whip your face - Damn it, cover your face that is fat. 332 00:39:16,708 --> 00:39:22,000 I don't want to shoot this pathetic nonsense. You can do it with yo momma but not with me. 333 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,625 And what's with this embarrassing slave costume? 334 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:30,750 - And I sweat my ass off. - I also do not understand. - But that's very clear. 335 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:38,583 Okay, listen to me slowly: All humans are slaves against their will. 336 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:45,416 They were born slaves and they were slaves when they finished it They were their own slaves. 337 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:50,125 They are founding slaves. You are also a slave 338 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:54,708 Slave film industry. Humans are slaves... 339 00:39:56,125 --> 00:40:01,208 Oh, Schorsch, oh, Schorsch, rare rare bird. 340 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:05,500 You are the pride of your species, indeed. 341 00:40:06,041 --> 00:40:10,458 Schorsch Maria Bollerhuber, born in 1970, 342 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:15,916 is a stage director who was previously celebrated, screenwriter and film director. 343 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:22,166 In 2016, at the peak of his career at the top of the stage, was really shocking 344 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:27,416 and the most incomprehensible for the general public, 345 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:32,750 He turns his back on the theater regardless of the upper class offer 346 00:40:32,916 --> 00:40:37,750 and take it to the movie branch overnight. 347 00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:46,250 Many people oppose anyone's expectations, he immediately landed two international blockbusters. 348 00:40:46,541 --> 00:40:51,041 Some of the last films, on the other hand, are pure office-poison, 349 00:40:51,791 --> 00:41:01,541 are considered pseudo-averse to smoke and mirrors by critics and there is no ridicule by viewers together. 350 00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:14,291 From that moment on, no one can get rid of that habit drinking, young women and clever sports betting. 351 00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:26,458 As if this isn't enough, he has five illegitimate children Out of five different women on five continents. 352 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:35,916 To cover everything, because the last film was quite expensive he ran out of financial facilities for benefits, 353 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:41,500 he must move from his villa renaissance in »Schorsch-Maria-Bollerhuber-Allee« 354 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:46,250 to where her 83-year-old mother lives in her garage. 355 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:57,500 All of this might be able to explain it a little eccentric, angry and the best way. 356 00:42:02,791 --> 00:42:07,166 - Here it is, Schorsch. -... and that is what I want to say in my film. 357 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:13,833 You are a slave Brainslaves. Capice Claro que 358 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:20,750 - Yes, okay - Yes! Fine! So, on your sign, then. 359 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:29,166 - Scrolling sound - Camera scrolling! - And action! 360 00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:35,541 Giddy-up! Come on! Giddy-up! Come on! You Wimps! 361 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:50,041 Franz, come down from him now! Stop at once! Franz, come down from him now! 362 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:58,833 I'm just trying to free us! - Shut up, I can't stand this spectacle anymore. 363 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:12,250 - Franz, follow me. 364 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:16,458 - I have to make a confession. Come! - Fritz, you scared me. - Yes, come on, Franz. 365 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:28,083 Fritz, what do you want to say to me? You scared me 366 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:32,333 I lied to you, Franz. 367 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:39,458 You lie to me What do you mean? 368 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:47,541 I'm not sick. I only made it, so you have that therapy. 369 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:59,375 Fritzi, you are my brother The only person I can trust in this terrible world. 370 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,333 And are you shamelessly cheating me like that? 371 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:08,375 Franzi, I'm very sorry, but I'm very worried about you 372 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:14,500 And not only me, but also all our friends. You look very desperate and lonely lately. 373 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:21,708 And we believe you will never do it it is your own free will therapy. So I made it all. 374 00:44:22,416 --> 00:44:27,625 You are all really crazy I will never forgive you! 375 00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:33,791 Franzi, I'm very sorry. From the bottom of my heart. But you must understand that it's only for your good. 376 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:37,375 Everything will be fine, Franzi. Believe me 377 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:45,208 Trust you. For the best You are really crazy, so stupid! 378 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:53,041 This place is hell! Dear Fritz, I can't hold it anymore You have to get me out of here. 379 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:58,208 I can't continue. I can not take it anymore. I went crazy I can't continue... what? 380 00:44:58,375 --> 00:45:00,625 - Please follow me. - No, no. 381 00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:04,625 Please, please love Fritz. Please don't do that for me I will do everything you want 382 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:09,416 I will even stop being a smart person time. I will always be nice from now on. 383 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:12,500 But please, baby Fritz, free me from evil. 384 00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:16,833 For you is the kingdom and strength and glory forever. Amen! 385 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:22,375 I'm sorry, Franzi. You have to pass it. It's all for the best. 386 00:45:22,541 --> 00:45:26,958 - Rüdiger, do your job - No, please don't! 387 00:45:28,291 --> 00:45:29,666 Hello? 388 00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:34,333 Fritz? 389 00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:36,916 Rüdiger? 390 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:41,541 Hello where are you? 391 00:45:42,833 --> 00:45:47,208 Let's bleed out right now! Fritz 392 00:46:10,625 --> 00:46:15,125 I am very scared I can't continue. I do not know what to do. I am very scared I... 393 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:29,291 I don't know what else to do... I'm very alone. 394 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:36,208 Who are you? You are a cute little doggy. 395 00:46:38,833 --> 00:46:47,958 I feel very lonely. Will you be my friend? I will call you »Harry«. 396 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:56,458 My dear Franz, you don't need to be afraid I'm on your side. I'm your friend. 397 00:46:58,166 --> 00:47:00,291 Why! You can talk! 398 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:12,250 Harry dear, you don't know how good it feels to have you by my side, my dear. 399 00:47:13,666 --> 00:47:20,458 Yes, that often happens, isn't that right, Franz? Do you know what I'm thinking? Fear is not embarrassing at all. 400 00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:28,791 We are all scared. But you have to face your fears. You must see it as strength and protection. 401 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:34,291 Erich Kästner once said: »If someone has no fear, he has no imagination." 402 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:42,833 And how true he is. So don't worry, Franz. Free and alive! wise. Thank you for cheering for you, dear Harry. 403 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:53,125 404 00:47:54,250 --> 00:48:08,208 You know, I, I feel lonely so often and I don't think anyone wants to know who I am and what my true feelings are. 405 00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:21,625 No, everyone just wants to see cheerful, handsome, Smart Franz, who can do anything, who is special. 406 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:31,875 But, you know what, Harry? I don't think I'm special. I am a simple human. 407 00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:37,958 And I want to be loved unconditionally as my person. 408 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:58,583 I am a little, lonely, a very sad child, 409 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:07,750 who must watch his parents jump over cliffs and who have not overcome the pain. 410 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:18,375 And because of that hiding behind this is very a mask of embarrassing hedonism and narcissism. 411 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:27,375 Dear Harry, you, I think I know, I use narcosis as narcosis. 412 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:34,500 My dear Franz Thank you for being open to me. 413 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:42,208 You know, you are very, very brave, worthy and valuable human being. 414 00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:44,666 But you must learn to love yourself. 415 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:49,750 Yes, there is no reason in this world not to love yourself unconditionally. 416 00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:55,250 You know, how should someone else love you, if you don't even love yourself? 417 00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:57,416 Yes, that's the key to happiness. 418 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:12,958 Oh my dear, Harry. I feel much better already. What you just said helped me a lot. 419 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:25,958 But, you know, after all these serious words, I want to take a walk with you. 420 00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:37,416 - Just walk for a while, for recreation. Do you want that? - Oh yeah, my dear Franz, I'll be very happy. 421 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,083 Yes, Harry. That is what we will do. Come! 422 00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,041 Look, Franzi! Behind you! 423 00:50:56,916 --> 00:51:00,083 It's tickling. 424 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:05,000 It's tickling. 425 00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:08,375 Stop that-that-that. That tickles. 426 00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,291 Tell me, do you love me? 427 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:22,666 Yes, I love-ove-ove you-ou-ou. But it's tickling lingering. 428 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,708 Tell me! Tell me! 429 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:38,000 Yes, I love-ove-ove you-ou-ou. But stop tickling... 430 00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:51,916 Stop it! Yes I love you! ... 431 00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:57,708 Who are you? Stop it! Stop tickling me! 432 00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:10,083 - Catch me! - You are soge-orge-orgeous! 433 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:18,625 - Stay-ay-ay-ay he-e-e-e-ere! ... - Catch me! 434 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:30,166 Kamu-ou-ou-ou... 435 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:50,333 Stop it! Please stop it! ... 436 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:10,666 Stop it! ... 437 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:29,958 Stop it! Help! ... 438 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:35,916 - Good morning, dear Franzi! 439 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:40,833 You are safe Congratulations, you can be proud of that. 440 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:46,666 Not everyone makes it, I've heard. You can be proud of yourself. 441 00:53:49,541 --> 00:53:53,000 Make him stop I can't stand it anymore! 442 00:53:53,166 --> 00:53:55,458 I hope you have a better rest. 443 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:58,958 - Franzi my dear, this is only for the best. - This is too much for me! 444 00:53:59,125 --> 00:54:03,458 Gentlemen, please release yourself now from your hand softness in the morning robe and follow me 445 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:07,500 to the fourth step of my unique and award-winning spirit stimuli therapy. 446 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:10,000 I can't handle it anymore... 447 00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,333 Cutting! 448 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:21,541 Err, you have to hate the characters Same as Schorsch wants it. 449 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:25,625 - Yeah, alright! - He is in bed 450 00:54:25,791 --> 00:54:28,208 Great, he hit the sack with some prostitutes 451 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:33,250 While I was sitting on the damn waves, was chained and somehow bleeding. 452 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,333 He only needs sleep. 453 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:38,166 Right, he needs sleep and you will do it Need your face to be destroyed, you are a wanker. 454 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:43,166 - Now fuck off, we keep going. - Right, calm down. - Fuck, but I found it annoying to bleed! 455 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:46,416 - Yes. 456 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:50,750 - Sorry, but... - Yes, I'm sorry, fuck you, and we leave. 457 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:55,250 - Good. Take your position - We are in a position, obviously. 458 00:54:55,416 --> 00:55:00,500 - Scrolling sound. - The camera is rolling. - And action! 459 00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:08,958 »It's better to be loved who you are, than for whom you don't...«, no, vice versa. 460 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:18,625 »It's better to hate who you are, than to be loved who you really are. « 461 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:24,916 »A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. 462 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:52,000 This motto of a beautiful, peaceful and sunny day »Inter agere«, in simple language: »interaction«. 463 00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:55,541 Today is a big conquest! 464 00:55:55,708 --> 00:55:59,375 And remember: »Love has many faces«. 465 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:07,083 Interacting Punch. 466 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,333 Do you want me to fall? love with sheep or what? 467 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:15,583 »Everything You Always Want to Know About Sex * « 468 00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:18,708 Go. Stroke, you are Schmocks! 469 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:33,125 - Interacting Watching. Be telepathic, and feed. 470 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:38,833 Tweet. Tweet Tweet. »Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. Tweet. Tweet. 471 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:45,833 - go! Pay attention, telepathy, and feed, you're German! - Oh, this is so funny 472 00:56:48,291 --> 00:56:52,208 Gentlemen, I'm a little surprised for you now. 473 00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,833 Wow, I'm very happy. Let's begin! ... 474 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,333 What surprise? Bremen City Musicians or what? 475 00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,791 I want to die! 476 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:04,375 Franzi, »Something better than death you can find anywhere. 477 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:17,250 That's the woman of my dreams! 478 00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:26,958 Nice to meet you, milady. My name is Friedrich Balthasar Freudenthal. Enchanté. 479 00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:33,541 - Marie-Estelle Antoinette Chevalier. Enchanté. - That's the woman of my dreams! 480 00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:40,208 May I tell you your spoiled stepbrother: David-Alain Bonaparte Forestier. 481 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:45,458 - That's the woman of my dreams! 482 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:51,375 Please forgive my brother. He has a rare disease. 483 00:57:51,541 --> 00:57:56,916 What you sod, you are blooming, I am not sick at all. That is the woman of my dreams! 484 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:04,208 Franz, what's wrong with you? Have you forgotten to take your medicine? 485 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:10,333 My medicine You bloom sod! That is the woman of my dreams! 486 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:16,333 Franzi my dear, please calm down 487 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:21,791 Everything will be fine. You will see. Everything will be alright. 488 00:58:22,375 --> 00:58:27,083 - I even brought you a small gift. - Yes. - Yes. 489 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:47,000 That's Harry! Harry, where have you _ I miss you so much! 490 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:53,500 I am very glad you enjoyed your gift. But who is Harry? 491 00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:57,000 He! Here it is Harry That is my dear Harry. 492 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:01,666 I don't know what you are talking, but again: 493 00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:04,791 I'm really happy to see you enjoy the prize. 494 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,000 »He goes to dogs! 495 00:59:07,416 --> 00:59:08,833 Cutting! 496 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:13,541 Genius! Love, you are fantastic! You are the bomb 497 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,416 My dear Schorschi... 498 00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:19,833 ... fuck you! 499 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:25,083 - Come on, go eat chicken, or donuts! - OK. 500 00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:30,875 - Shut up, you cunts - I don't even say anything - Close your gobs and go back to work! Hans! 501 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:38,000 - Apropos, let me spell it for you: - Here it is, Schorsch. - Put more hate into the character! 502 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:41,875 You have to mentally destroy those disgusting creatures 503 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,333 and squash them until they explode and their guts are behind a wall... 504 00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:52,208 Wait, it's a beautiful picture for the ending! 505 00:59:52,583 --> 01:00:00,500 Yes, that is an amazing end to my film. Final Schöchch Maria Bollerhuber is right, innit? 506 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:03,500 - it's okay now 507 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:07,625 - Alright, alright! - Alright alright! 508 01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:13,291 - In your pesky position - Thank you, Schorsch. - And damn voice, please! - rolling sound. 509 01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:19,083 - Rolling camera. - And damn fucking, action! 510 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:26,333 - That's Harry, my sweet darling Harry, Harry, Harry... - »He goes to the dog! 511 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,875 Cooey! I hope you have fun, one and all? 512 01:00:31,333 --> 01:00:36,791 Please follow my Rüdiger head to my personal Eden garden. 513 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:45,041 He takes the freedom to dress a delicious picnic for you in a dappled shade. Foody, foody! Have fun! Kiss! 514 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:36,291 Cooey again! I hope everything for you maximum satisfaction 515 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:42,916 Now, please be good to drink in one go Five big shots in one minute 516 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:47,166 and smoke as much as possible humanely. 517 01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:56,291 Furthermore, please help your attention well a piece of paper that I wrote lovingly and folded for you. 518 01:01:56,916 --> 01:02:01,625 On your sign, ready, go! Let's begin! Have fun! Toodle-oo! 519 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:10,750 Oh, how charming, graceful and cute all at once! 520 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:17,791 Mon Dieu, if only all human beings were very rotten. 521 01:02:18,791 --> 01:02:21,666 I will have less work to start. 522 01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:30,250 But now for Doctor Immanuel Young. Mon Dieu! What a Schmock! 523 01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:35,541 And even I didn't start with the main leader of Rüdiger. 524 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:41,333 Prof. Dr. Immanuel Young, born in Baden-Baden in 1980 under the name 525 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:44,833 Michael Jürgen Müller. 526 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:48,458 Harvard, Tokyo... 527 01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:52,416 Doing a career. Boring. 528 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:58,500 In 2016 he became the owner, chief therapist and mediator 529 01:02:58,666 --> 01:03:02,791 from luxury rehab and therapeutic resorts 530 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,375 »Seelenfrieden-Pulau«. 531 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:11,583 He is the winner of the 2017 Psycho Analysis Genius Award and have a reputation as charismatic and charming. 532 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:15,708 Rumors say, however, that there are no humans 533 01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:20,875 have seen him face to face in two years. 534 01:03:21,083 --> 01:03:25,750 Allegedly he underwent facial surgery and only worked incognito. 535 01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:35,333 Another mysterious source is opposite report that one of three 536 01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:40,875 world leaders multimedia companies acquire fraudulent resorts 537 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:46,750 and for economic feasibility reasons get rid of Dokter Muda 538 01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:52,916 in a charming way but still deadly. 539 01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:58,250 By using stock records, corporations 540 01:04:02,083 --> 01:04:05,916 541 01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:08,833 now trying to maintain a therapeutic appearance 542 01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,916 to squeeze money out 543 01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:17,666 of world citizens who are not aware of with blunt package therapy 544 01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:24,083 motivated by greed. 545 01:04:25,125 --> 01:04:28,291 Les jeux is useless. Everything is possible. 546 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:33,375 The decision is yours Tandaradei! 547 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:43,000 Already? You cheat! - No, I write my wishes. 548 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:47,041 The three desires I want from that desire. 549 01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:50,875 So, listen! First hope... 550 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:54,708 ... unlimited beauty. 551 01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,208 There is no change there. 552 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:04,208 - Very good... - Both want... 553 01:05:06,041 --> 01:05:10,375 Unlimited wealth There are no changes there too! 554 01:05:13,625 --> 01:05:17,833 - Very good... - And now, attention. This is my third... hey, listen! 555 01:05:18,125 --> 01:05:21,875 - Hello, you have to listen to my request! - yes! 556 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:30,541 Hoping number three: There are no planes, you fuckface! The plane is ridiculous 557 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,208 My third wish is a very important desire. So, listen carefully: 558 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,541 World peace. 559 01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:43,291 Impossible! 560 01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:48,083 Oh, là, là, Miss Estelle-Marie. 561 01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:54,375 Okay, this is my turn My turn... 562 01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:57,541 Okay, my first hope is: 563 01:05:58,791 --> 01:06:01,083 I want to make love. 564 01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:09,583 There is no change at all! Number two... 565 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:14,166 - I want to booze and smoke! - Yes, Sir! 566 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:24,458 Hoping number three: My people, this is serious, so I ask you to be quiet. 567 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:29,666 - Right - Hoping number three: I want to stop hunger in this world. 568 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:38,458 - Well,... - it's impossible -... now I'm: 569 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:44,125 I am very happy I already have everything. 570 01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:53,291 No, stop! Just kidding... Wish number one: Read a lot. So, there are no changes. 571 01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:59,500 - what drags - Wish number two: Smoke a lot. No changes. 572 01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:06,541 Hoping number three: Franz will be smart in the end! 573 01:07:07,583 --> 01:07:15,708 - extraordinary You're a pig You're a bloody pig 574 01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:18,291 - You pig - This is only for the best. 575 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:22,333 - Dear Franz... - You pig - Yes, Popet - pig 576 01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:25,250 Little one. - yes... - Yes... 577 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:29,375 Well, and now for you Dävid-Alain! 578 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:33,000 - Now for you... - Dävid. - Dävid-Sendirian 579 01:07:33,291 --> 01:07:38,666 - Yes, I have to do that Schmock doesn't speak. Why? - He is silent. 580 01:07:47,166 --> 01:07:56,083 Well, David-Alain: Hoping number one, eternal silence on earth! Yes, there is no change at all! 581 01:07:57,625 --> 01:08:01,250 Hoping number two: Eternal isolation! 582 01:08:03,541 --> 01:08:07,541 - There is no change at all! - Come on, there are a woman on the table - Wish number three... 583 01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:11,000 ... hope number three: Death of my half-sister. 584 01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:17,416 You little bastard You little bastard should never be born! 585 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:19,750 Bravissimo, my dear! 586 01:08:20,041 --> 01:08:23,500 How charming, fun and cute all at once. 587 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:27,416 You do that just extraordinary. 588 01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:30,250 And when we leave, my dears. 589 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:36,708 Pair with a partner and dance like hell with your little feet 590 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:40,708 This is the music! Let's begin! Kiss! Mooaw! 591 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,458 Please chillax! 592 01:08:59,166 --> 01:09:00,333 Chillaxez-vous 593 01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:07,291 The body must breathe! 594 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:13,500 I see! Hands up, you pig! Stop this game 595 01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:18,791 Marie-Estelle, she is the woman of my dreams. 596 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:23,083 I love you, Marie-Estelle. 597 01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:30,000 Marie-Estelle, she is the woman of my dreams! 598 01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:36,958 Congratulations! Toutes mes Felicitations! Herzlichen Glückwunsch, you have succeeded! 599 01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:37,958 What's up 600 01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:43,666 All your elemental emotions are active again and fully functioning. 601 01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:48,583 Do you feel it? You can feel it again! You love again You hate it again 602 01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:49,875 You are cured 603 01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:55,958 You are a healthy person again! Celebrate! Pop cork! 604 01:10:57,208 --> 01:11:03,333 I will be with you soon with Seelenfrieden's holy medal. 605 01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:10,625 Thank you very much dear Professor of Young Doctors! I am cured ... 606 01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:17,750 Good night, dear Franz. My name is Professor Immanuel Young. Congratulations. 607 01:11:28,916 --> 01:11:35,333 Shining! Shining! My little cunts Shining! 608 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:41,041 Yay! A beautiful film! Thank you! Shining! 609 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,958 Yes, we did it pretty well, right? 610 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:50,583 Wake up! Wake up, you are Schmock! 611 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:53,291 Someone turns this off! 612 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,958 Turn off, please! 613 01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,750 Turn off. 614 01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:01,625 Turn off! 615 01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:05,166 Turn off! Stop it! 616 01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:07,333 Turn off! 617 01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:09,458 Turn off! 618 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,125 Turn off! 619 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:15,916 Turn off! Stop it! 620 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:34,333 - Wake up, you are Schmock! Get up! - Turn off! Stop it! 621 01:12:38,041 --> 01:12:43,750 Franzi, my dear You finally wake up. Dinner is served. We must return to the hotel. 622 01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:48,458 Yes, wait another minute, Fritz. You won't believe what I just dreamed of. 623 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:56,708 Oh, I guess: You have one of your conspiracies again vision of future theory, Count von Nostradamus? 624 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:02,666 Is this my fault, that I am Nostradamus incarnate? 625 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:12,708 Believe me, sometimes I want to be an ordinary person. Ordinary like you And boring. 626 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:19,666 How do they say: »Pride of riding a horse and returning on foot«. 627 01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:30,458 Touché. And how they also say: »Humor begins, where you stop thinking of yourself too seriously«. 628 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:41,916 Dear Misters Freudenthal. I hope a nice new year in 1920. 629 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:45,625 - Very good, dear Rüdiger. Thank you, Rüdiger. - Thank you, Rüdiger 630 01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:48,166 Can I offer you a new year drink? 631 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:51,708 - Of course, thank you! - Spiffing! Thank you very much! 632 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:55,791 Wait one more time, Rüdiger. You will not believe what I dreamed of. 633 01:13:56,041 --> 01:14:04,833 I have dreamed of shooting a film in 1900... nonsense. I have dreamed of filming in 2020 634 01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:11,250 and the plot is as follows: I am a patient in an unreasonable institution, 635 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:18,916 and you, dear Rüdiger, are Head deficiencies but also therapists. 636 01:14:20,166 --> 01:14:26,125 Let me tell you, when will the world really be be like that in a hundred years, 637 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:28,916 then I'm glad I didn't live in the future. 638 01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:36,291 - They even re-introduced slavery. That has never been heard! 639 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:41,791 Gentlemen, dinner is being served. If you please. 640 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,375 - This is for you, dear Rüdiger. - Cheers. 641 01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:56,000 »Culture is thin varnish, easily dissolves in alcohol«. 642 01:14:56,875 --> 01:14:58,416 How true, how true. 643 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,416 - Come with me, my dear - But of course. With pleasure. 644 01:15:14,208 --> 01:15:16,041 Oh, sweet Harry! 645 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:21,000 Funny we have to meet here. I just dreamed of you two. 646 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:23,250 My dear Franzi, 647 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:26,708 Dream. 648 01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:29,166 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com