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Have you ever done something silly?

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No, I mean that is very ridiculous.

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Stupidity at the point where you and your friends are shot?

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This is the craziest thing you've ever done to us!

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Who are the crazy females shooting at us ?!

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Oh, that's his son Juan Garcia.

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- We are in love.
- Then text him

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and tell him to stop
shoot at us!

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What might be able to deliver
three good friends

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to challenge the face of death?

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Money of course.

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Translated by: Kakeksanjata

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♪ California
knows how to party ♪

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♪ Shake it down

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♪ California

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♪ Knows how to party...

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Although still a child, Vincent is small

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always concocting a kind of rich quick scheme.

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I don't know how I let you
talk to me about this.

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- Oh, that's right.
- I'm serious.

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I'm black, Vincent, or have you forgotten
when you brought up this brilliant plan?

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What is the connection?

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What? we tried to return the cat and get the prize  You know the first thing you think of
the old Miss Womack

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"I'm sure this little Negro stole it."

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He won't say that.

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Shut up, Kurt!

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Vincent convinced Chris

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that he will not be ostracized
just because he is black.

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My dear!

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Why is he in a sack?

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This is the eighties, and everyone knows that racism is no longer manifest in America.

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Here it is, children, $ 40,
exactly as written on the prize.

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Um, there is something rather strange.

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Mr. Wiggles is always a house cat...

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so I can't imagine
how he can get out.

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Christopher?

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You or all of your brothers,
do you leave the door open

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when you clean my garage?

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Ny. Womack, it was two years ago
you told us to clean your garage.

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Your cat has only disappeared for three weeks.

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This is not fish or poultry.

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I tell you,
just because I'm black,

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I will be blamed.
I should have killed you, Vincent.

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Whatever,
look at all this money.

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Someday we will get
a black president,

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and he will make sure everyone's skin
black is taken care of, you better believe that.

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Not possible.
Friends, you are with you,

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and all of you certainly share
wealth, because I will be rich.

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Because I will be rich.

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Why do I tell stories
this great modern

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where are the legends created?

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Because someone paid me.

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So keep quiet and watch carefully.

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30 YEARS LATER

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Never as a child
predicts your future wealth,

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because you will eventually sleep
on your best friend's couch.

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Who is that?

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Christopher Jefferson Johnson?

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Hey, who is using my official name
?

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I think Walter, man.

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He is dressed as if he
want to go to church.

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And you sweat, Walter.

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What's wrong, Walt?

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Uh, Mr. Johnson, you are served with this.

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Serving what?
What do you serve?

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Gosh, forgive me, friend, listen...

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That stupid brother-in-law gave me this job
as seroang bailiff.

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He follows me all day, and...

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I'm so scared!

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I'm really sorry, Chris.

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Divorce is poor.

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Fortunately it's not me.

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Walter, I'm still waiting!

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OK, actually, I hope it's me.

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Get out of my house, man.

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Come and serve me.

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You can't even take care of that
the damn female out there,

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have to drive around with
with curling hair on his head.

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What did you do with
wearing the monkey clothes?

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Sorry, Chris.

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You're very sweaty, Walter.

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Thank you, friend.

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Oh, we still play poker on Wednesday night?

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Yes, Walter.

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Yes!

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I will bring pizza, friends.

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Basic women.

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You shouldn't start your day
like this.

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Dude, you've been sitting here living on my sofa
since October 15, five years ago.

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I can count it.
I understand.

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You have to try and deal with the situation, uh, reality  that you are not a good salesman.

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You're talking about my career.

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Your career is chaotic.
What's up this week, man?

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Upright Breathe-Right.

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What's up?
Breathe What? Who?

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Do you know, I'm proud of what I did.

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The name is the Upright Breathe-Right.

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That is a vacuum cleaner, that's what it is.

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Dude, millionaires don't get like this
overnight.

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I tried to do what I had to do, ok?

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I will work to produce my
millions.

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Notice if I go home today.

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I get a real job,
repair the motorbike. People need to drive.

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You have to fix your vehicle,
your vehicle in life, Chris.

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While Vincent and Chris work hard
to produce a dollar of 50 cents,

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Kurt is actually quite rich
working on his father-in-law,

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and sad too.

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Oh! What are you doing?
You should be there.

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Yes, I'm trying.

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I can't find my form
transport.

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Damn, you look so messy.

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Did you sleep last night?

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A little, uh, weird?

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Thank you, thank you, Rick.

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This is what I need right now.

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Aaah, just feel happy you are
and not me, man.

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I don't think I can do it.

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Do what?
You gave the last presentation.

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Yes, and I killed the female.

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No, I'm talking about
being a son-in-law

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from a CEO.

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Hello!

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Uh-uh-uh-uh! Pfft!

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That's right.

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You will present
to the biggest potential client

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that this company has ever met.

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And your father-in-law,
slasher-balls,

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will sit there, in the same room,

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analyze each of your movements.

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Kurt.

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Kurtie?

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Dude! Hey! Wake up

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Yo!

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What? What do you say?

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Trim your hair first.

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Oh, and your secretary always looks at my protrusion.

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See you in the hardest part.

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Two minutes.

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Breathe.

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Only panic attacks.

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I experienced it several hundred times
in a month.

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You can do it!
You can do it!

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Mr. Pomeroy, your wife on line one.

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Um... connect.

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OK.

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Hello, honey.
I won't bother you.

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I just want to say how important this meeting is to dad.

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I know.

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I'm not sure you know.

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Takanaki Industries is a client who tries
dad to get for years,

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and it will be very unfortunate
if you give up this opportunity.

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I am the reason Takanaki
Industries is here today.

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Three years away from Japan,
and I managed to finish it.

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I think you called me,

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your husband, to say,
"Good luck!"

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Hah. That's sweet, honey.

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The important thing is to concentrate.

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Remember that

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everything is on your shoulder.

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This family does not tolerate losers.

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Ow!

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♪ Work for the money,
work for the-for the money ♪

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♪ Work for the money, work
for the-for the money ♪

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♪ Work for the money,
work for the money ♪

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♪ Work for the money...

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♪ I like her head,
shoulders, knees, ho ♪

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♪ Head, shoulders, knees, ho,
Head shoulders knees, ho ♪

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♪ Head, shoulders, knees, ho

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♪ Hey, what's that sound

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♪ Everybody look
what's goin 'down ♪

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♪ Down to the floor,
scrub the ground ♪

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♪ Everybody look
when she comes around... ♪

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Well, you will get rich,

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You will be rich,
You will be rich.

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Hi.

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Hi. Wow, you're sexy...
Oh, hi, I'm Vincent Bolero

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with the Upright Breathe-Right,
and you have been selected

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of thousands of participants to receive a...

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You got... is this hot?

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Actually, my parents, they just
bought me a vacuum cleaner

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just before the semester starts,
so I'm fine.

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Wait,
give me a minute.

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They give me a refusal
for that... pamphlet.

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Give them pamphlets here.
Contains all the information.

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- I have a friend again.
- Oh, hey, hi, friends.

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What are you doing, just relaxing?
I used to relax.

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Let me tell you, um...

191
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Ha, I know what that is.

192
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It's not breathing for asthma, isn't it?

193
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Friends!

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- Okay, so...
- No, you can't get it.

195
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And my parents give me
pocket money every month

196
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which won't suffice for
buying this extraordinary vacuum cleaner,

197
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so even though I want I can't
can buy it, thank you.

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It directs me to other parts
of all my presentations.

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Make money. You, sir.

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Do you want to make
$ 10,000 a month?

201
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Wait, so you make $ 10,000
a month?

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Dress like that?

203
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Um, not me. My employer.
And then the person above it.

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In the office, this is like a tower, OK?

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They are like,
you're at level one...

206
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It's like a pyramid. They don't think about it like a pyramid.

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They say don't say
it's a pyramid.

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It's better to see it on the board,

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but yes, you can, you can produce
such money.

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This is like he is the lowest
in a Bad News Network

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and what's special is
"My life is poor."

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I will throw this here.

213
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No, no, whoa!
Dude! Oh, my God!

214
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Calm down. This is from a vacuum cleaner company. They gave it to me.

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Whoa, wait, Vince, really?

216
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Is this really your job?

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Like, you just failed here,

218
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remove dust and dirt
all over the floor

219
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and tell me I can
make more money from you?

220
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I understand.

221
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I am a man who is laughed at, right?

222
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It seems like there isn't much difference  between you and the dust pile at this time.

223
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This isn't very, um...

224
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uh...

225
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There are, uh, you can have it.
Forgive me.

226
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No! What? Take ?
You won't clean this?

227
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The vacuum works,
that's how they say.

228
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Wow! Oh, my God.

229
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Look, man, if I say get us
coffee, don't put cream in my coffee.

231
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Black people like our black stuff!

232
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Christopher Jefferson Johnson, you don't want this ugly game with me anymore!

233
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You can wallow your fat ass
behind the door.

234
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You foam in your butt wall if you
don't sign this divorce letter / No.

235
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I warn you, Chris,
you won't mess with me.

236
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He's a real man.

237
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He is the next nigga.

238
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What is clay?
Let's work!

239
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Firm action, that's why
I pay you!

240
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Fast, fast, fast!

241
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Now, look here, you think you will fall down

242
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by this rich asshole, if so
try to divorce me

243
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so you can run and get paid and
get married and beol?

244
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This won't happen like that dear.

245
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Oh, you want to divorce me,
you better believe that.

246
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You have an envelope, I have an envelope.

247
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In this envelope is your drawing,

248
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riding my brother,
Jerome Jefferson Johnson III,

249
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and neighbors, and bastards across the street.

250
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Sir post!
There is your picture here

251
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with peanut butter and your left buttocks

252
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with the dog licking it,
I created it!

253
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,593
Now, you want to divorce,

254
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,562
You and your uncle must pay me.

255
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,365
That's him.
Now, go.

256
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,936
- Take, shake, stimulate the ground!
- Uggh!

257
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,340
That wasted a beautiful butt.

258
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,079
Let's work!
What do you see?

259
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,316
Remove the wheel, unload the engine,

260
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,051
Enter it and drive it,
kill yourself.

261
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,652
You're fucking too!
You all jerk

262
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,655
acting as if you never
cheated on women.

263
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,325
It's not just me who
experience this jerk.

264
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:43,394
I stop, too, huh, you bastard!

265
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,003
Yes?

266
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,371
Chris!

267
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,239
God, how are you?

268
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,342
Do you know, actually I don't care.

269
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:01,045
Wait a minute, while I connect
to half of the sandwich online.

270
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,553
Hello? How are you? You're calling
with the Rickster.

271
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,456
- Who is this?
- I said "the Rickster" the first time.

272
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,691
- That stands for Rick.
- Who is Rick?

273
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,727
This is Rick, god.

274
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,563
Chris, he's Rick the dick in college.

275
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,332
Why are you calling, asshole?
after all we don't like you.

276
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,102
You still play the broom penis
above your lips?

277
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,672
Ha! Wow! Broom penis.
It's still not funny.

278
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,209
You'd better come up with a better
material if you visit your friend at the funny farm.

279
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,643
You need to lighten the mood.

280
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,080
- Rick, using English, huh.
- Your friend Kurt

281
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,616
It was completely bombed in the meeting room.

282
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,585
Do you know, that scratch, he's not just a bomb,

283
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,687
the jerk is kamikazekannya.

284
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:46,024
Aaah!

285
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,759
Ooh, ah-soooo!

286
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,761
Ohhhh!

287
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:52,630
How come you make a car?

288
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,134
- You can't drive it!
- This is outrageous!

289
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,404
- He hates Asians.
- Harro?

290
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,672
Bring me a little ramen noodles!

291
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,509
He basically offends
everyone in the room.

292
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,145
Mr. Horny, it's time to rock and roll!

293
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,281
Then he stepped forward to his father-in-law / boss

294
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,418
and tell him that actually he
prefers to poke him into his daughter's anus.

295
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,254
I've had anal intercourse with your daughter!

296
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,756
You are finished, you hear me ?!
Basic bastard child!

297
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,795
Ah, romantic.
I have to tell you,

298
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:27,565
it is the greatest special thing /
the worst I've ever witnessed.

299
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,634
I even tried not to hear this.

300
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,070
Christopher, you might not
try to hear this,

301
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,272
but, broheim, all that is true.

302
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,507
Christopher...

303
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,810
Vincent... never forget this.

304
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,413
Cradle my balls.

305
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,782
- Yes, whatever.
- Up to you.

306
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,255
I don't think this can be worse
from this dirt.

307
00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:57,395
Who took the roll
the last toilet paper!

308
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,235
So, is this life?

309
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,405
disloyalty, being crazy,
a dream in vain?

310
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,840
Wait a minute, futile dreams?

311
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,374
What?

312
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,677
Vincent.

313
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,145
Christopher?

314
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,447
Si Chodewell?

315
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,382
Chodewell.

316
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,118
Chodewell!

317
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,752
Do you remember him in the gymnastic class?

318
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,423
He has a small rib,
seems like there was a bird?

319
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,627
Yes, but most adults
call me by my real name,

320
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,395
Dr. Chadwell.

321
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:32,663
What are you doing?

322
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,432
Because, you know, you two

323
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,401
is the most popular man in school.

324
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:41,439
So, Vincent, right, you,
you must be someone, what, CEO

325
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,909
from current multinational companies,

326
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:48,446
and, Christopher,
I can only imagine you...

327
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,549
You played professional foot ball
for years,

328
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:55,386
maybe for the Broncos, right?

329
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,922
No, you missed the mark
just a little.

330
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,192
I'm actually a wreck and unemployed.

331
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,761
Chris, his wife is pregnant by someone else's sperm,

332
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,496
and somewhere in this hospital,

333
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,566
Kurt has lost his mind
with a mental disorder.

334
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,205
Gosh! Wow, you guys.

335
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,275
You guys are quite successful stories, right?

336
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,478
Christopher, I still remember that game...

337
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,847
- Armando Garcia...
- I was 19 years old!

338
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,383
- You're 22!
- I'm 19!

339
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,752
Mr. Garcia is the drug kingpin
largest Colombia

340
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,554
and head of the Garcia Cartel,

341
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,256
who is responsible for smuggling
tons

342
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,193
cocaine to the US every year.

343
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:38,829
Mr. Robinson then issued a $ 25 million prize

344
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,232
to capture Mr. Garcia.

345
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,601
The White House is expected to hold a press conference  to add more insight to this latest development.

346
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,871
In other news, do you like cats?

347
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,807
Do you know, you bastard!

348
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,542
Cho to hell, Chodewell!
Cho to hell!

349
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,679
You can visit Mr. Pomeroy now.

350
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,948
He was given sedatives, so I guess
you should have a short conversation.

351
00:16:56,950 --> 00:17:00,585
I will shut up.
I'm just waiting...

352
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,621
Come on, friend.

353
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,889
Uh-huh, yes, no, that's right.

354
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,657
God, mother, I have to go.

355
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,931
Two homeless people just entered.

356
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,000


357
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:20,304
I have to contact security and
ask them to be expelled.

358
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,574
Uh-oh, Chris, you might want to check out your shoes.

359
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,843
I think one of us has been stepped on a pile of dirt.

360
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:29,513
Cute, Vincent. I will not lend money
again, so maybe you should be embroidered.

361
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:33,284
It's as if I've borrowed
money from you, Beth.

362
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,287
What does that mean? We have been financing you for years.

363
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:40,458
What's more, you borrow money from all
people you know, you asshole.

364
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,027
Don't look at me,
I don't even like this female.

365
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,396
But he is right.
You owe me $ 700.

366
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,832
What's with the baby balloons?

367
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,468
Another sale, he's a boy.

368
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,037
- And that's the thought that counts, huh?
- You're an idiot.

369
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,872
Chocolate?

370
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,941
That's the last thing he needs,
more chaos in his life.

371
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,043
He messed up for the last time with me.

372
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,479
He's lucky I'm here right now.

373
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,414
He was hospitalized!

374
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,750
He can't hear anything,
he looks like a scary vegetable,

375
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,519
Saliva and dirt come out of his mouth...
This is so disgusting!

376
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,554
And after what he has pulled
with father today,

377
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,491
I will say divorce
is in front of the nose.

378
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:16,327
Do you know, Brenda,
is some kind of cold-blooded

379
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,862
say something about your husband.

380
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,999
My name is Bethany! Bethany!

381
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,435
Tell your friends to invite
to find a divorce lawyer.

382
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,004
The less often I see you, the better.

383
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,041
You know you want it.

384
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:32,977
- Did he just leave it?
- Yes.

385
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,346
My friend was given drugs.

386
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,982
He is not given drugs, it's all valium
they pump in his arm.

387
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,351
See, I don't know what to do
we do,

388
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,020
because it is clear that the crazy female
_ is not returning.

389
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:47,625
- Okay, let me think.
- Think clearly, friend.

390
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,627
Look at you, Kurt.

391
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,595
This is the moment where Vincent

392
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,032
see her opportunity to be
rich and famous.

393
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,401
- That's it.
- Liur comes out of his mouth, man.

394
00:18:57,403 --> 00:19:01,405
Whatever, fuck with him. We have to go on vacation. We need a vacation.

395
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:04,108
- What?
- Holidays from our lives.

396
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,811
So this is where I drink the Kool-Aid, no,

397
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,613
go to this small island and then die?

398
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,515
No, I'm not talking about
suicide, friend,

399
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,818
I'm talking about leaving
from this country.

400
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,753
You're bankrupt and I have a job.

401
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,022
And your work is poor.
You really are.

402
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,424
That's where I go.

403
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,560
Listen, man, I'm bankrupt
but he doesn't,

404
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,061
and they are still married.

405
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,931
Credit card, do you understand what I mean?

406
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:31,769
Use the female credit card. Come on, let's take this crazy guy out of here.

407
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,677
Ooh!

408
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,047
Mr. Chodewell!

409
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,149
Grow up!

410
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,586
Can someone...

411
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,396
Hmm-mm-mm.

412
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,098
Yes, I think we should stop
giving him valium, friend.

413
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,168
I know, look at him.
He looks so messy.

414
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,971
Can you imagine him at a party
Our Hollywood? He doesn't tolerate.

415
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,073
What can I help today?

416
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,876
The three of us want three tickets to Colombia,

417
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,178
and you can charge it on the man's credit card.

418
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,716
South Carolina, that's what I mean.
I have a cousin there.

419
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,018
That's good, but we're not going to South Carolina.

420
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,587
Sir, I think what I mean is
_ is a country of Colombia.

421
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:27,024
Colombia!
Vincent, have you gone mad?

422
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,959
That is the drug capital of the world.

423
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,962
I am black, they will think
I am a smuggler... click-click.

424
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,198
Calm down, man,
you'll be fine.

425
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,201
Everyone knows the Valley's
is the world's drug capital.

426
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,036
Can I bring this?

427
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,571
Yes.

428
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,142
I am sure there are not even
black people in Colombia.

429
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:48,646
I am sure all countries
are founded by black people.

430
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,182
Right, you geniuses are all ready.

431
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,918
Enjoy the good times
in the African nation of Colombia!

432
00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:12,002
What is the situation?

433
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,838
Fainting.

434
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,174
They find a blank line,
just leave him there.

435
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,743
Where did you get the clothes?

436
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,680
Don't laugh at my clothes, man.
Flight attendant who gave me.

437
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,982
The child saliva soaks
all my new clothes.

438
00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:30,955
Kurt can never rest, man.
Forever.

439
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,123
What?

440
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,960
Do you want to look in the mirror?

441
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,863
Well, I admit I'm being passed through a transition now.

442
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:44,101
- Oh, that's funny, right?
- You're passing a trance...

443
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:49,240
Vincent, we are on the plane.
Where are we going, and why?

444
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:52,676
Dude... you have to learn to relax.

445
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:56,914
We are in class one. This is first class.
Look at this!

446
00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:01,118
What's wrong, Vincent?

447
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,621
Promise me you won't be angry.

448
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,190
First class!
What is wrong?

449
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,758
OK.

450
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,128
You know, on the news, every day, that person,

451
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,598
Juan Garcia, in Colombia.
Do you know who I'm talking about?

452
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,868
Paddling Drugs Garcia,
behead you, yes, he.

453
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,904
He doesn't need to cut your head.

454
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,274
I mean, we don't know that.
That is what was reported.

455
00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,976
Understand? Listen to what I say.

456
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,846
- I heard.
- There are 20...

457
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:33,250
There is a 25 million dollar prize for the arrest of this person.

458
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,820
And what does this have to do with us?

459
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,658
25 million dollars.

460
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:44,128
Are you crazy, Vincent?

461
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,230
He killed people, man.
Your dog will die!

462
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,032
That bastard kidnaps the family,

463
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,335
bring them to Colombia
and they never come back again, man.

464
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,971
I'm not talking about that.
I just said, we did confession.

465
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:56,006
That's not even a word,
"confession."

466
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,776
We just go see and see what happens from a distance.

467
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,578
- From a distance?
- From a distance .

468
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,247
- Like a vacation.
- Yes. This is a lib...

469
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,349
- In first grade!
- Great.

470
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,885
I like life, know what I'm saying?
It's nothing compared to breathing.

471
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,688
I have never heard a bastard
who died again...

472
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,791
- Then, breathe... and say
how nice it is to experience death.

473
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,292
Part of this.

474
00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:19,096
Is that mushroom, jerk?

475
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,098
- Yes.
- marsh chocolate.

476
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,933
Yes, you don't have to shout to everyone.

477
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,102
Yes, right, my friend, right.

478
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:28,339
This trip gets better
, what do I say?

479
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,975
- Please eat the pudding.
- Hmm?

480
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:34,278
It feels a little different.

481
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,747
He doesn't have much time for
to put it together, he said.

482
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,382
So...

483
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:42,286
he was forced to replace some ingredients.

484
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:45,089
What material does it replace?

485
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,191
Small ingredients, like butter.

486
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,628
Butter?
What is the replacement for the butter?

487
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,296
What does he say, wait?

488
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,965
Pee-otee? Pee-ot...
Pay-ot... Pee-Ari.

489
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,333
Peyote ?!

490
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,638
That bastard is working on fire hydrants

491
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,339
the buttocks are naked on the hydran.

492
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,708
One Sunday,
in front of the church.

493
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,010
He says it's great, man.

494
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:07,878
If you can't trust your drug dealer,

495
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,948
Who will you trust?
He did this for life.

496
00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:14,484
Do you hear what you just said?

497
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,058
Chemistry Lesson 101.

498
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:25,062
Taking hodgepodge drugs
at an altitude of 35,000 feet

499
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:28,298
can cause you to easily
feel wilted.

500
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,903
♪ I'm trippin '
I'm trippin', I'm trippin '♪

501
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,305
♪ I'm trippin ', I'm trippin'
day to day now ♪

502
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,074
♪ I'm trippin '
I'm trippin', I'm trippin '♪

503
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,976
♪ I'm trippin ', I'm trippin'
my life away ♪

504
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,145
♪ And I'm trippin '

505
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,747
♪ Trippin 'inside and slippin'
along with my mind... ♪

506
00:24:57,062 --> 00:25:00,064
Come on, Nancy boy!

507
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:04,401
I turn white.

508
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,903
Heh heh.

509
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,173
- Crazy.
- Hello, Mr. Johnson.

510
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,408
Enjoy this champagne bottle from us.

511
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:13,377
You mean you will give me

512
00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,145
a full bottle of champagne for free?

513
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,014
Sure,
Mr. Johnson.

514
00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:21,051
You're a white person,
you know the rules.

515
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,254
Hi, Mr. Johnson. The pilot wants to talk
with you in the cockpit.

516
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,890
- Am I in trouble?
- No, stupid.

517
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:29,426
You're white, come on!

518
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:32,362
This, take my pen.

519
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,499
Welcome to first class.

520
00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,737
Do you know, take my baby.

521
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:44,041
Come on, now.

522
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:51,148
Well, hiya, Christopher.
Come on, boy, sit down!

523
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,183
Do you want to fly this plane?

524
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,786
Are you serious? I don't know how to fly a plane.

525
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,525
Oh, you're an old demon!
Come on, kid!

526
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:05,829
You're a white person, you can do anything
that comes to mind.

527
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,266
Well, alright.

528
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,401
♪ I'm trippin '

529
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:15,539
♪ Trippin 'inside and slippin'
along with my mind ♪

530
00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:19,343
♪ Trippin 'inside and havin'
a wonderful time ♪

531
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:21,512
You use peyote!

532
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,162
Heh-heh-heh!

533
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:41,231
Yes, I will get used to this white skin.

534
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,900
Hmm.

535
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:45,202
The credit value is increased.

536
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:48,138
Hah. Yeah.

537
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:59,316
Noooo!

538
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,423
After a long flight,

539
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,561
our poor hero arrives in
Colombia, South America,

540
00:27:10,563 --> 00:27:12,563
which should be very interesting,

541
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:15,265
as Vincent and Chris
believe that Colombia

542
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,901
is just another city in Mexico.

543
00:27:30,114 --> 00:27:31,849
Whoa!

544
00:27:33,885 --> 00:27:35,619
You got him?

545
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:37,120
Yep.

546
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,022
Oh, my goodness!

547
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,860
Get him here.

548
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,504
BUng, what is this?
There are no blacks here.

549
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,006
You lie.

550
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:58,308
I don't know about this, but...

551
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,312
It's not as seen in the picture, right?

552
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,616
It says five stars. This is not a one star.
This is a quarter of a month.

553
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:09,219
This place is disgusting, man.
Alright, let's go.

554
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:12,389
- Uh, what about Kurt?
- What about him?

555
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,958
We are abroad,
they like Americans.

556
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,426
He will be fine.

557
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,669
We are Americans!

558
00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,682
Ask for three rooms huh.

559
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:43,620
- Three rooms?
- ¿Qué necesitas? (What do you need?)

560
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:46,189
¿Qué necesitas?

561
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:49,393
Something about K and sister.

562
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:53,430
¿Ah, necesitas una habitación para alquilar?
Ah, do you need a room?

563
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,599
We only have one room

564
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:58,535
- I don't know, bro.
- You better know, friend.

565
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,971
You have read the Mexican
travel guide

566
00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,639
since you were on the plane.

567
00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,374
Now, think about this, friend.

568
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,443
He doesn't say anything about
ordering a room, man.

569
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:11,581
He said, like plants,
and footballs and, that's it.

570
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,952
Like Escobar, you give him a room,
can you do it? / Escobar?

571
00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:18,455
Yes, Escobar.
Like a soccer player.

572
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:19,990
Like a goal!

573
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,096
Oh my God!

574
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,231
What have you done, Vincent?

575
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:30,200
I don't know.
Andrés Escobar

576
00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:33,170
is the greatest soccer player
Colombia, written here.

577
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:34,671
Let me see this.

578
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:39,643
Does not hinder.
This is 1992.

579
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:42,145
This graduate is already 20 years old.

580
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,667
No wonder he doesn't understand what you are talking about.

581
00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:49,353
- What is that?
- Get y'alls skins! =

582
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:52,389
- Hey, yo, man, look!
- That's the midget with a gun.

583
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,057
You Americans?

584
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:57,060
Yes, yes, yes,
we are cool, right? American.

585
00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:59,229
Why did you sing praising Pablo Escobar?

586
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,598
We don't praise anyone
except God.

587
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,400
We are children of God.

588
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,736
We were sent here to build
a small mission

589
00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:10,607
For God... mission...
for jesus children.

590
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,576
And we don't know Pablo Escobar, bro.

591
00:30:12,578 --> 00:30:14,478
Put the weapon down, please.

592
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,648
Forgive him, he started senile
in his old days.

593
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,384
OK.

594
00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,386
Three rooms.

595
00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:25,455
Twenty American dollars.
There is only one room and one bed.

596
00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:29,726
Fuck that.
Right, $ 20?

597
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:32,629
Just take the room, man.
Our little friend has a gun.

598
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,464
We can do another hotel method tomorrow.

599
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:35,699
We only accept cash.

600
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,534
Do you have a spa?

601
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,271
It's not easy to tell one
from your friends

602
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,707
that when he is in a coma-because
is given a drug,

603
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,175
the marriage is over.

604
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:48,078
But hey, that's the use of friends

605
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,547
Hug him.

606
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,251
- You jerk, you hug him.
- No... I have to tell him.

607
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:57,354
I have to wipe the saliva from his face
during the flight here

608
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,356
while you masturbate behind a blanket.

609
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,158
How do you know I masturbate?

610
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,795
- Smooth ripples in the blanket.
- I should use a jacket.

611
00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:07,097
The jacket is very smooth, there is material.

612
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,199
If he starts playing he doesn't wrinkle.

613
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,568
I never did it myself
but that's how I heard.

614
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,137
- Thank you, next time.
- Yes.

615
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:20,210
I think drinking is right for you.

616
00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,513
So do you think taking us to a third world country is a good idea?

617
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:27,184
To catch the drug bark
Colombia? Are you insane?

618
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,286
Don't be strong, buddy.
They are all similar.

619
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:30,587
Maybe they are cartels.

620
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,589
He tried to get us killed.

621
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,491
You will get us killed, Vincent.

622
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:38,695
Maybe this is not a plan that is thought
well, right, but we are here.

623
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,098
So we just did it.

624
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,100
How can you let this happen?

625
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:46,269
I don't do anything. He said
we come for vacation.

626
00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,338
I don't know he will do
Rambo's work.

627
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,240
Have you lost your mind?

628
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,310
No, Kurt, you lost your mind,
and your wife, and your work

629
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,479
and your honor, everything,
how much, three hours?

630
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:58,248
- I can testify for that
- I can't believe I'm divorced.

631
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,183
Think about it.

632
00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:03,854
$ 25 million. $ 25 million.
Do you know how much that is?

633
00:32:03,856 --> 00:32:07,624
respectively 8,333,333.33.

634
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,759
Basic Rain Man.

635
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,428
We will still be killed.

636
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,763
We all don't know how to
arrest a drug kingpin.

637
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,266
You can say that again.
He knows what he is talking about.

638
00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:17,767
I don't think about it like that.

639
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,203
Everyone has something,
this is something we belong to.

640
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:21,671
Kurt, don't you want to show
your ex-wife that you are not a loser

641
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:25,675
- Who said I'm a loser?
- He.

642
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:28,211
- Female base.
- And, Chris, don't you want

643
00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:30,147
throw bolea baseball with
a child who is your child?

644
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,915
Yes, that's funny.

645
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:34,151
I want to do that
one day.

646
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:36,620
Come on, friend, listen,
if we go back to L.A.

647
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,555
like this, bankrupt, what do we get?

648
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,290
We can't get anything.

649
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,259
Listen, I will go,
I will do this.

650
00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:44,861
Now, who is with me?

651
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,530
- Fuck, I'm coming.
- Thank you.

652
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:48,798
I'm still not even sure why I am here.

653
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:53,803
Hey, man, play the beans so that the squirrel can climb it and bite it.

654
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,173
I'm not even sure that makes sense,

655
00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,874
but you have to listen to him.

656
00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:01,311
All right, I'm coming.
Let's do it, fuck everything!

657
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,913
And fuck the female!

658
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,860
Come on, man,
lift the roof!

659
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:26,269
There are my American brethren!

660
00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,505
Come on, I take you to another party

661
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,308
with all the girls and cocaine you want...

662
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,210
I come with him.

663
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,545
I joined him and him.

664
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,481
- She's a girl,
- You are stoned.

665
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:41,484
Girls aren't bad.

666
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,921
That's what I mean, because you
are doing it wrong.

667
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:49,359
You have to package and combine these drugs for more efficient distribution.

668
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,694
Hmm.

669
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,395
The snoring mate.

670
00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:55,665
Mmm... What?
Hmm, I don't snore.

671
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,667
Oath we are drunk.

672
00:33:57,669 --> 00:34:01,538
I'm still drunk.
But I'm upright, but I'm drunk.

673
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,607
Yes.

674
00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,477
This is Alaska above here.
This is Alaska. See all this snow?

675
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:10,680
That's Canada.

676
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:14,784
So we will come here, and here, and here.

677
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,354
- Hmm.
- Dude, I need a firearm.

678
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,955
We need weapons.

679
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,725
I thought about it, a .357 Magnum,
if we want to do it.

680
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:23,760
Fuck the baby's problem.

681
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,862
I need an AK-47.

682
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:28,498
I can fire bullets
in that asshole's ass.

683
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,734
Ack-ack-ack.
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!

684
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,302
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!

685
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:35,038
You forget one.

686
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,773
Ack!

687
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:41,645
- Ahem, toilets
- Yes, right.

688
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:50,587
Uh, I will say hello to two friends,
tit and tat.

689
00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:55,492
No, no, no, no, we will say hello
to tit and tat...

690
00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:56,893
We don't do "us."

691
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,929
Not a sword fight,
the seeds don't bounce, no.

692
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,931
No, no, no,
We will eiffel tower him, friend.

693
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,633
I also don't want to touch your seeds, friend.

694
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:05,035
We touch each other.

695
00:35:05,037 --> 00:35:08,805
I'm not making porn movies.
I came in here and xxxxxxxx.

696
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,841
I think this is the London Bridge, man.
We will bridge the bridge to him!

697
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:15,679
Oh

698
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,784
Hello. How are you?

699
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,753
- Mm.
- Vamos.

700
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,522
Ok.

701
00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:45,408
If you can smuggle a little
by sea

702
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:48,011
and more through the air... here,

703
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:50,947
in, uh...
around here,

704
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:54,551
You can attack the US
where they don't expect.

705
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,922
- God!
- Enough.

706
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,995
How do you know so many
about...

707
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,997
cocaine marketing?

708
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:10,367
I...

709
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:12,502
I don't know anything.

710
00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:17,674
Oh, you teach everyone
like school children.

711
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:21,811
No, I just know doing business.
I am a person...

712
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:25,048
This is not like a science rocket.
Actually this is common sense.

713
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,417
Oh, so you say I'm stupid!

714
00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:30,387
No, no, no, I even...
I don't even know you.

715
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:34,791
I don't know when I'm so
not respected in my own hometown!

716
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,459
But...

717
00:36:36,461 --> 00:36:39,529
Am I the type of person who must be treated like this?

718
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,598
No.

719
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,767
Do you know?

720
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:46,403
I don't think I'm supposed to be the one who should be...

721
00:36:48,572 --> 00:36:51,508
discuss your destiny.

722
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,778
I think maybe we should
bring him to...

723
00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,548
Garcia.

724
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,619
Juan Garcia, no, no. I don't have...
fate? I don't need to meet him.

725
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,421
Catch him.

726
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,423
Can't we talk about this?

727
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,694
I'm really sorry!
I do not mean it!

728
00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,900
That's what I'm talking about.
You Mexican girls are so sexy!

729
00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,002
I'm not Mexican.

730
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,771
Oh, alright, whatever.

731
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,940
That's what I mean.

732
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,608
- Oh, damn it! Goddamn it!
- Aaah!

733
00:37:27,711 --> 00:37:29,679
He has a penis!

734
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:32,215
Damn, I just wanted to!
You're better...

735
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:36,653
Damn! Aaah!

736
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,154
Damn.

737
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,523
Goddamn it, man!

738
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:42,692
I just ignored the girl
with a penis.

739
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,527
I know, man,
I touch her butt!

740
00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:46,996
- You touch her butt?
- Yes!

741
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,766
Oh damn, man, eh!

742
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,168
This will be fine.
This is weird science.

743
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:54,671
Does the item make me gay?

744
00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:57,474
No, just... alternative.

745
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,909
I don't want cocaine anymore!

746
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:03,079
Alright, don't do xxx again!
My friend is not gay!

747
00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:06,149
So, is there a penis? You didn't touch it,
you don't...

748
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,151
- Do you suck it?
- No.

749
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:11,721
Alright, because I will...
Kurt! They caught Kurt!

750
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,723
They point a gun at his head!

751
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,525
Come on.
Just leave it!

752
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:22,866
Do you want cream and sugar
in your coffee, sir...?

753
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:25,502
Oh, Mr. Pomeroy.
Kurt. Kurt Pomeroy.

754
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,737
And I want Splenda (artificial sweetener)
if you are there.

755
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,940
Do you know me, Mr. Pomeroy?

756
00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:33,543
I, um...

757
00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,880
I saw news reports about
yourself in America.

758
00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:39,616
How do they describe me?

759
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:43,853
They say you're a...
Your business is

760
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,689
causes a lot of violence,

761
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:49,859
both in South America
and in North America.

762
00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:52,028
That's what I heard.

763
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,297
Let me say this, Mr. Pomeroy.

764
00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:57,267
Long before our country learned
how to use

765
00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:01,204
Our biggest export, we are
a nation in despair.

766
00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:03,306
A very poor country

767
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:05,174
where the industry never existed

768
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:10,079
or work, or school, as we have now, without cocaine.

769
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,715
The US suffers from a disease

770
00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:14,117
which you Americans call

771
00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:18,321
multiple personality abnormalities.

772
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,823
I'm not sure I understand you.

773
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,292
I will explain.

774
00:39:22,294 --> 00:39:25,061
Department of Foreign Affairs in Washington

775
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,897
send a representative every
several months.

776
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:32,035
They arrange special agreements with our
. They give us a free route,

777
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,571
where we can pass
the distribution of Mexicans

778
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:37,740
and sell our products directly to the streets.

779
00:39:37,742 --> 00:39:39,742
As for, it doesn't have to make an agreement with Mexicans  4 times our income and keep away
I from having to make an agreement

780
00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:42,712
with those uneducated dirty mice,

781
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,248
that's how I called them.

782
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,849
Then...

783
00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:49,185
Other US personalities appear.

784
00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,688
And they send a representative

785
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,222


786
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,359
cancel all agreements
and demand money from me.

787
00:39:56,361 --> 00:39:59,862
As for, I call it extortion,
Mr. Pomeroy.

788
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:02,899
But I can't do anything about it.

789
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,734
Not yet.

790
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,604
Why am I actually here?

791
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:09,706
My account is here, Mr. Diego,

792
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:13,209
he knows more about this business
than everyone I know.

793
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,311
He heard your talk tonight,

794
00:40:15,313 --> 00:40:18,081
It seems like sharing information on great wealth

795
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,083
about how to improve our business.

796
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:22,785
And I want to know what it is.

797
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:26,356
No, I really, I don't know.
I do not know.

798
00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:31,728
One more time... and I will
sew your lips

799
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,830
with your hair.

800
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:37,867
Mr. Pomeroy, let's take a walk outside.

801
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,842
As you know from doing business in America,

802
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:48,978
loss is something that can't be
you're tolerant.

803
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,681
Oh my God, no. No.

804
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,017
Now Mr. Diego will bring you
into the research.

805
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,185
There I will find a stack of documents

806
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:59,355
which he will explain enough
for you to start.

807
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:02,258
Ba... what if I say no?

808
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:04,761
Well, I'll show you.

809
00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:07,063
Mátalo.

810
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:14,303
God, no! No! No! No!

811
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,339
Good night, Mr. Pomeroy.

812
00:41:30,287 --> 00:41:32,321
He has a penis!

813
00:41:36,428 --> 00:41:39,095
What do you say, pig?

814
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,398
Wake up! Colonel Andreas will meet now.

815
00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:45,768
Brilliant.

816
00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:48,304
What honor do I get
because of being awakened

817
00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:52,475
in the middle of the night by one of my soldiers
talking about a kidnapping?

818
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:57,213
Our friend was kidnapped. He was taken away with
Jeep. That's why we came here.

819
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,716
Hombres...

820
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,885
you don't answer my question.

821
00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:05,722
Why do you two come to my post

822
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:10,793
at 4 o'clock in the morning, screaming, shouting,
asking me to be awakened ?!

823
00:42:12,362 --> 00:42:13,996
I...

824
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:17,900
El kidnappo, kidnappay.
Like what we just told you.

825
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,737
Our friend was kidnapped and we
tried to get him back.

826
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,740
Hey, hey, listen, friend.

827
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:26,075
Our friend was taken in a Jeep.

828
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,778
I knew once that he wasn't out of the window, man.

829
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,913
Why are you wasting our time?
We are here...

830
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,118
Chris, calm down.
Third world countries.

831
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,020
You should listen to your friend, Mr. Christopher.

832
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:40,923
That way you might be able to leave the country

833
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:44,260
sitting in an airplane seat
and not in a wooden crate.

834
00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:46,496
Listen, you treat me
in both contexts, man.

835
00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:48,865
You know, I'm having a problem if I start getting hot.

836
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:51,000
You know, I have a mental problem that happened,

837
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:53,269
and that's kind of Tourette's... bastard!

838
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:57,373
You know, so, uh... damn it!

839
00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,009
Sorry, sir.

840
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:04,013
I can't help you.
You have to go to Bogotá

841
00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:06,082
and meet someone at the US embassy.

842
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:09,519
- They can help you.
- Carlos.

843
00:43:09,521 --> 00:43:13,556
- Over here, let's go.
- No, we haven't finished yet.

844
00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:17,026
Yes, I have a gun!

845
00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:20,863
- You can drop the gun.
- Hurry up!

846
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:22,799
Hurry up, vamos!

847
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:25,535
- Is this some kind of Mexican meeting room?
- Hey, what are you doing here?

848
00:43:25,537 --> 00:43:28,437
You are already in trouble only
by coming to the post last night.

849
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,006
They know!

850
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,908
Who knows?

851
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,076
- Garcia Cartel.
- Cartel!

852
00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:38,214
Defend your voice! They are
everywhere even at the police station!

853
00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,583
How do they know who we are?

854
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:44,487
You two come in here shouting
as hard as possible about a kidnapping.

855
00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:48,524
They will kill me if anyone knows
I told you this,
so listen carefully.

856
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:51,961
You will go to the embassy and say
to them about your American friend.

857
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:57,333
Tell them he is being held by... one
Armando Garcia from Garcia Cartel.

858
00:43:57,335 --> 00:44:01,838
They will start negotiating
his release in two or 3 months.

859
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,041
Two or three months? Are you crazy?
They must release him now!

860
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,176
You have no other choice.

861
00:44:06,201 --> 00:44:09,212
Now they know you are here,
they will kill you, of course.

862
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,788
Why do you want to help us?

863
00:44:10,813 --> 00:44:14,984
Raktyatku has lived in fear
in the cartel regime for more than 30 years.

864
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:18,020
The US is our only hope in
to stop them and their cruel actions.

865
00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:23,292
With Americans being kidnapped,
will expose this and help our efforts.

866
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:25,494
There must be another way.

867
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,397
- I might know someone.
- Who?

868
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,966
There is a man.

869
00:44:29,968 --> 00:44:33,236
He is a former member of the American Special Forces Unit.

870
00:44:33,238 --> 00:44:35,905
He is very local.
His name is Jon Waters.

871
00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:39,442
He lives in an old church in the middle of this village.

872
00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,645
Oh, and one more thing.
This is Colombia, not Mexico.

873
00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:44,614
We are not Mexicans, fairy!

874
00:44:44,616 --> 00:44:46,883
Wait a minute.

875
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:48,918
How can we contact you?

876
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,219
Cannot.

877
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,625
What does he say?

878
00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:58,494
I think he said we were messed up.

879
00:44:58,496 --> 00:44:59,962
What's up.

880
00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:02,498
Dude, you always make me in trouble!

881
00:45:05,402 --> 00:45:07,270
Very, very, very, very...

882
00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:11,140
Oh, very good!

883
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:13,242
Yes, oh!
US involvement.

884
00:45:15,113 --> 00:45:17,313
Very good, Mr. Pomeroy.

885
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:19,282
I see you and I will undergo

886
00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,417
a very useful business relationship.

887
00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:25,588
You, my friend, will be very rich.

888
00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:27,223
Uh...

889
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,426
With all due respect,
Mr. Garcia, I, uh...

890
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:33,162
I have a wife and work at L.A.

891
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:36,332
I, uh...
I can't live here.

892
00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:41,604
Mr. Pomeroy.

893
00:45:41,606 --> 00:45:45,374
Your wife filed for divorce
in the Los Angeles court

894
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:49,045
yesterday afternoon.

895
00:45:49,047 --> 00:45:50,713
And your work too...

896
00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:54,417
my partner informs you that you no longer work.

897
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,053
You see, Mr. Pomeroy,

898
00:45:57,055 --> 00:46:00,356
information is very valuable in our business.

899
00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:01,724
Do you have a spy?

900
00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:04,393
No, we have Google.

901
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,664
Now, you should comfort yourself

902
00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:11,300
Think of it like at your own house,
Mr. Pomeroy.

903
00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,569
The choice to settle is not yours.

904
00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:16,539
But your choice for life. Yes.

905
00:46:19,242 --> 00:46:20,710
Come on.

906
00:46:20,712 --> 00:46:23,179
Come on, let's!

907
00:46:25,615 --> 00:46:29,185
Please, I want you to check
the scene.

908
00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:33,122
You might find it a little...
means.

909
00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:51,741
Oh my God!

910
00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,214
Oh my God!

911
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:26,409
Even in moments that are truly
frightening for what he just witnessed,

912
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:30,246
there is no one who can hold
grandeur and kemistriusan beauty

913
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,048
the punani.

914
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,456
- This must be him
- This seems to be the place.

915
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,425
What do you think "get away" means?

916
00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:45,227
That means don't go in there
anyway just tap it.

917
00:47:46,329 --> 00:47:48,230
Go!

918
00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:51,400
My name is Vince, this is Chris.
We are looking for Jon Waters!

919
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:54,503
How do you know my name?
What do you want?

920
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:58,107
Listen, Policía Carlos sent us here.
We are only looking for help!

921
00:47:58,109 --> 00:48:00,676
I don't know Carlos.
Get out!

922
00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:03,579
Come on, our friend was kidnapped by the cartel!

923
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,614
Ohh!

924
00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:08,451
Hey, that's the manhood you put on.

925
00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,654
Jon, get rid of the weapon, we're fine!

926
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:18,127
- What is happening?
- KTP now.

927
00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:26,836
Come on, we're fine.

928
00:48:26,838 --> 00:48:29,105
Hey, you Americans.

929
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,673
Of course, can we come in?

930
00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,444
The child is a genius.

931
00:48:37,614 --> 00:48:39,215
Come on, come in there!

932
00:48:40,383 --> 00:48:43,319
This bastard uses underwear.

933
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:46,589
Okay, please sit down,
tell me your story.

934
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,858
Geez, this makes South Central
look like Beverly Hills.

935
00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:54,797
Oh, alright.

936
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,267
Tell me your story.

937
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,737
Well, we came here for a vacation.

938
00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,639
We go to a party.

939
00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:05,875
Cartel members kidnap our friends.

940
00:49:05,877 --> 00:49:08,511
We were told you could help us.

941
00:49:11,648 --> 00:49:15,518
You want me to light up the dog
that you suck?

942
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,886
I don't smoke.

943
00:49:16,888 --> 00:49:19,155
How do you know it's a cartel?

944
00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,257
People who are in the police station who say...

945
00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:23,425
Heh heh heh heh heh!

946
00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:26,228
- What are you doing?
- Ha.

947
00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:30,199
You can't go to the police.
Are you crazy?

948
00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:31,767
They don't do anything.

949
00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:35,171
I tried to tell him.
I have a claim letter, I told you.

950
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,706
The police station is connected throughout the world.
Now they have a computer.

951
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:39,842
Thank you, my negro friend.

952
00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:43,746
I came here in '89.

953
00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:45,948
With Special Division Ops.

954
00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:49,952
Drop us in the middle of the forest
30 click South of Medellin.

955
00:49:56,726 --> 00:50:00,629
Have you just eaten it?
We have only been here for an hour.

956
00:50:00,631 --> 00:50:03,966
Special mission search and destroy
for Pablo Escobar.

957
00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:07,469
- The soccer player, thank you.
- Who?

958
00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,738
No, I'm talking about Pablo Escobar,

959
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,574
the most dangerous drug kingpin in the world.

960
00:50:11,576 --> 00:50:13,609
Your basic shrimp brain.

961
00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:16,612
No wonder the lady at the hotel cried.

962
00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:19,648
How do I know there are more than one
in the Colombian named Escobar?

963
00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:21,717
Are you sure he doesn't play soccer?

964
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,286
I don't know.

965
00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:27,456
So that's where we are,

966
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,391
waiting for an order.

967
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,560
But the command doesn't come.

968
00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:34,830
Some jerks in Washington
decide to hold back,

969
00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,966
so weeks change months,
months change year,

970
00:50:36,968 --> 00:50:41,303
and the next thing you know,
finally the order comes.

971
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:43,839
And, we are ready.

972
00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:47,776
And we go there,
more silent than virgin chirping.

973
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:51,680
And we caught him
from the roof of his own house.

974
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:57,886
Yes, but again,
some yahoo people in Washington

975
00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,488
decide...

976
00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:03,993
give
appreciation for the success of the task

977
00:51:03,995 --> 00:51:05,527
in the Colombian army.

978
00:51:05,529 --> 00:51:07,963
Now, the monkeys...
Sorry for the expression...

979
00:51:07,965 --> 00:51:10,766
Will not be able to find Pablo Escobar

980
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,635
if he is hiding in their own jockstrap.

981
00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:17,906
Yes, alright...

982
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,775
So I waited here since then

983
00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:22,711
to bring down the cocaine cartel.

984
00:51:22,713 --> 00:51:26,415
- Do you want to?
- Yes. What is that?

985
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,851
- Urine.
- What?

986
00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,954
- Do you drink your own urine?
- Oh no!

987
00:51:33,491 --> 00:51:35,824
I can't fill this alone.

988
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:40,362
No, I have a few people who go to the
bar in the city center and fill up the fresh ones.

989
00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:42,965
Makes your skin glistening beautifully.
You understand that.

990
00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:45,834
Can you help us or not, bro?

991
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:47,736
Allow me to ask you.

992
00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:50,539
Do you want help to
get your friend back

993
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:52,675
or do you want to drop the Cartel?

994
00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:55,344
Listen, man, we are willing to do whatever
is needed.

995
00:51:55,346 --> 00:51:58,514
We just don't want to die,
if you understand what I mean.

996
00:51:58,516 --> 00:51:59,915
We like life.

997
00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:04,019
OK. I will train you.

998
00:52:05,589 --> 00:52:08,757
But, now is the time

999
00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:11,327
where do you make decisions

1000
00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:14,563
to be quite manly to call
yourself as a soldier.

1001
00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:18,000
Because once you enter it,
there's no way back.

1002
00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:21,904
As soon as you wake up an animal, it's better that you have the courage to kill it.

1003
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:25,974
"Dinner in the park.

1004
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,912
I'll send it to you.
Maria."

1005
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:32,648
Hmm, what is that?

1006
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,518
"Don't try thinking
about cancellations."

1007
00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:50,999
I can't believe you did that to your best friend.

1008
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,668
He might want to kill you.

1009
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,770
Oh, really.

1010
00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:57,673
Vincent hates it when you mess up his hair, let alone shave it.

1011
00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:01,443
But it's enough about him.
What do you call this?

1012
00:53:01,445 --> 00:53:03,912
- Carne con salsa de tamarindo.
- This is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.

1013
00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:05,981
- What do I say? Is not it?
- Oh, my God.

1014
00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:08,717
Why is your English very good?

1015
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,819
I was born here in Colombia,

1016
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,589
but my education is in America.

1017
00:53:13,591 --> 00:53:16,592
Actually, most of my life was spent in New York City.

1018
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,560
But I kind of miss the village

1019
00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:20,729
so I decided to go home
to be with my father.

1020
00:53:20,731 --> 00:53:23,499
That... it's so sweet.

1021
00:53:23,501 --> 00:53:25,434
I like you, Kurt.

1022
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,003
I also like you very much, Maria.

1023
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,540
And I feel honored that a woman is as beautiful as you are  want to have a dinner like this with me.

1024
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:34,977
But I'm a little worried about your father

1025
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,146
and some of the people.

1026
00:53:37,148 --> 00:53:39,448
Have you seen what's happening
happening here?

1027
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:43,452
Not always as beautiful as that.

1028
00:53:43,454 --> 00:53:45,621
Look, my father gave
those people a chance

1029
00:53:45,623 --> 00:53:48,791


1030
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:52,728
that they will not receive anywhere else in this country.

1031
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,697
He gives them opportunities
good life, you know?

1032
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:58,534
I'm sure to see a man
split in two days.

1033
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,436
They do not always respect
as they should.

1034
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:04,706
That's sad.
I grieve over them.

1035
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,510
I just want you to know that I respect your father.

1036
00:54:08,512 --> 00:54:12,448
I mean, I...
I respect him.

1037
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:13,916
Very.

1038
00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:20,989
Thank you.

1039
00:54:23,226 --> 00:54:25,928
It doesn't sound as beautiful as that if he is speaking.

1040
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:35,204
Damn, my head is killing me.

1041
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,507
Hey, morning.

1042
00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:40,776
Whose idea is to drink in the moonlight?

1043
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:43,045
I'm not interested in him, friend.

1044
00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:44,980
You and he sing and dance

1045
00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:46,748
like you are a true friend.

1046
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,985
Do you realize that this person is crazy, right?

1047
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:51,887
More or less.

1048
00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:54,823
I tell you, Vince,
this is like in movies.

1049
00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,925
And I know how to continue this story.

1050
00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:59,628
How does the story continue?

1051
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,698
You have never watched movies
Harrison Ford?

1052
00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,666
You know, he started in Washington.

1053
00:55:04,668 --> 00:55:06,702
Then he came to South America.

1054
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:08,237
The next thing you know,
all his friends

1055
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,506
detonated by a rocket and killed.

1056
00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,508
Continue.

1057
00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:15,010
They may have taken their
ID from their wallet, right?

1058
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,678
Find the address.

1059
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,047
Maybe they sent killers
paid to his hut on L.A.

1060
00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:21,250
and kill his wife Brenda.

1061
00:55:21,252 --> 00:55:23,185
Let's go to the embassy, huh?

1062
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:26,755
It's not like this damn GI Joe
will be able to...

1063
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,090
What's up ?!

1064
00:55:28,092 --> 00:55:32,561
Never underestimate
element of surprise.

1065
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:36,565
Always be aware of your surroundings.

1066
00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:39,268
Is that a lesson?

1067
00:55:39,270 --> 00:55:41,169
Yes, right.

1068
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,973
And the day of training almost begins.

1069
00:55:46,911 --> 00:55:51,547
So you don't sleep all night
paint yourself like your wall?

1070
00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:54,550
Yes.

1071
00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,188
Maria and Kurt grow
enough to love each other,

1072
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,190
but if you are the daughter of a

1073
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,259
the world famous drug kingpin
the most evil,

1074
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,695
nothing has been a secret
for a long time.

1075
00:56:15,805 --> 00:56:18,840
- Maria!
- Luis.

1076
00:56:18,842 --> 00:56:20,976
You should tell me
if you will leave the area,

1077
00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:22,878
especially before our new employees.

1078
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,881
Luis, always a commander.

1079
00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:31,587
Kurt, this is a member of my father, Luis Diego.

1080
00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:33,589
Yep, we have met.

1081
00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,290
He showed me his knife collection.

1082
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:38,160
We have to talk to Señor Kurt.

1083
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:40,596
Talk to him.

1084
00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,764
Not here, in privacy.

1085
00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,801
You can talk to him here
in front of me and everyone.

1086
00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:49,271
No, it's okay.

1087
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,939
Are you sure?

1088
00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:53,675
Yes. I will be fine.

1089
00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:55,310
Carlo.

1090
00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:57,112
Hey!

1091
00:56:58,381 --> 00:57:02,050
Uhh! Do not go anywhere !
I can face it!

1092
00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:05,654
Ow!

1093
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:13,028
Now, Mr. Pomeroy,

1094
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:16,098
Do you enjoy Garcia's daughter?

1095
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:20,068
Whoa. That sounds like a heavy question, friend.

1096
00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:31,713
I'm sure that in America...

1097
00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:36,351
the word "friend" means
we are friends.

1098
00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:41,923
We are not friends, basically American bastards.

1099
00:57:41,925 --> 00:57:43,125
You understand

1100
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:48,363
Yes... I understand.

1101
00:57:48,365 --> 00:57:51,066
No... not a friend.

1102
00:57:51,068 --> 00:57:53,268
Who are your friends...

1103
00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:56,972
in the police station asking lots of questions?

1104
00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:59,074
I don't know anyone else here.

1105
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:02,678
Ohhh!

1106
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,747
OK... OK. They are not dangerous.

1107
00:58:05,749 --> 00:58:08,216
OK? I can talk to them.

1108
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:11,186
Let me talk to them,
and I will keep them silent.

1109
00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:13,722
I will tell them to stop
speak to the police.

1110
00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,157
The police are no longer a problem.

1111
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:23,832
Oh my God! What's wrong with you?
Does it just kill you know?

1112
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,868
- What? OK,
- Let me tell you this.

1113
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:29,204
If I find two of your friends,

1114
00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:31,306
I will cut their tongue

1115
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,008
if they are lucky.

1116
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,843
If you touch them, I kill you!

1117
00:58:44,754 --> 00:58:46,121
OK!

1118
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,123
Gentlemen, welcome to my training field
.

1119
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,359
You know what we're going to do here,
a little agility training,

1120
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:54,129
a little speed, and maybe
some armed expertise,

1121
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,264
see if we can change you
into a kind of soldier.

1122
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:57,899
How?

1123
00:58:57,901 --> 00:59:00,102
- Cool.
- That's cool, let's do it.

1124
00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:03,739
That's cool, man,
let's do it... Sir!

1125
00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:05,474
Okay, let's go here.

1126
00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:08,043
Ready, sir.

1127
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,445
Come on, come on!

1128
00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:12,380
Swing!

1129
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:17,052
Aaaaah!

1130
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,521
Why do you have this equipment ?!

1131
00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:21,790
Be a man!

1132
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:25,193
Climb over the wall.

1133
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:27,162
Aaaah!

1134
00:59:29,799 --> 00:59:31,767
Ugggh!

1135
00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,769
Climbing!

1136
00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:36,505
That's his enemy, Vincent.
That is the bomber, kill it!

1137
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:40,976
What?

1138
00:59:40,978 --> 00:59:43,812
Here we are Niger.

1139
00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:45,180
Niger runs across

1140
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:48,083
the same space as Colombia,
right there.

1141
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,252
What would you do
if they came after you?

1142
00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:55,924
That's not how to kill birds.
What are you doing?!

1143
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,193
The line decreases here like that.

1144
00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:01,930
Hey!
That's where you will enter.

1145
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,099
Right, and then
if he comes here,

1146
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:05,967
then he will go there.

1147
01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:08,403
- Right, here.
- He is right there.

1148
01:00:08,405 --> 01:00:10,305
- Right.
- You are looking for him.

1149
01:00:10,307 --> 01:00:12,140
But if he goes here...

1150
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,881
Fast!

1151
01:00:19,883 --> 01:00:21,449
Yes! Whoo-hoo!

1152
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,051
Yes!

1153
01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,590
Your ***!

1154
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:34,863
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1155
01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:57,986
It is an honor for me
go to fight with you.

1156
01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,888
You are my brothers.

1157
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:05,160
And one of our brothers is held captive by poison

1158
01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,062
namely Cartel.

1159
01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:09,631
We have to save our friend.

1160
01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:13,235
We must bring him back to the nest.

1161
01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,038
Let's do it.

1162
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,340
Hoo-yah!

1163
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:19,975
Haaaa!

1164
01:01:23,145 --> 01:01:27,115
Well, brothers and sisters, let me take photos for posterity.

1165
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:28,516
I just have to say one thing.

1166
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,185
There is only one thing you must know

1167
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:34,122
so as not to get killed in battle, OK?

1168
01:01:34,124 --> 01:01:39,194
And the rule is, you must
never, I mean never...

1169
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,630
Oh my God!

1170
01:01:41,632 --> 01:01:43,064
Woe!

1171
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:45,433
Oh my God, I want to throw up!

1172
01:01:48,137 --> 01:01:49,471
Geez, this thing is chaotic.

1173
01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,640
We are not suitable for this, Vincent.

1174
01:01:51,642 --> 01:01:54,943
Never go there, friend.
For this reason Jon trained us.

1175
01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:57,512
This is not like in
movies that you often talk about.

1176
01:01:57,514 --> 01:01:59,614
This is not like we will appear,

1177
01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:03,218
and there will be a building with people
dressed in suits with Uzi and things.

1178
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,288
We will go in there and break the
door in L.A style.

1179
01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:09,090
Why are you talking nonsense
to yourself and me?

1180
01:02:09,092 --> 01:02:12,961
He is Special Forces, Marine Unity,

1181
01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:16,097
a madman, and he was killed by a ugly Mexican

1182
01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:17,465
in chicken lorries.

1183
01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:20,368
Dude, have you seen Breaking Bad?

1184
01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:22,671
Two ordinary people, right?
Come on.

1185
01:02:22,673 --> 01:02:25,707
Then they become champions
and start overcoming people.

1186
01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:27,709
That is exactly what we can do.

1187
01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:29,678
That's a TV show.

1188
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:33,114
And it takes four seasons for them to become champions.

1189
01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:36,318
I've been screwed, bro, since we were kids.

1190
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,421
I have never achieved anything
that I planned,

1191
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:42,991
and I know that, I always just say
talk to people.

1192
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,193
But now,
if I can't return Kurt,

1193
01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:48,330
this is all my fault, friend, this is my chance.

1194
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:52,400
This is your chance, friend.
What is waiting for you if you go home?

1195
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:54,602
Come on, friend, you look good.
Look at you.

1196
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,972
You hold a gun.

1197
01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:02,243
Okay, I'm listening to you, you know.

1198
01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:05,613
We do have weapons.
Damn I have several grenades here.

1199
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:08,216
That's what I... Do you know how to use these objects?

1200
01:03:08,218 --> 01:03:12,020
No, but I can shoot my head
asshole from a distance.

1201
01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:17,125
What does he say?

1202
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:20,028
I think he said we could
lift the body now.

1203
01:03:20,030 --> 01:03:23,565
What do you mean? He won't go anywhere. We will bring him if we go home.

1204
01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:25,300
Think about it.

1205
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:26,701
Let's go from here.

1206
01:03:29,071 --> 01:03:31,673
With their leaders who do not know
fear they have now become victims of a collision,

1207
01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:36,077
Vincent and Chris continue their search to save Kurt.

1208
01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:43,618
I'm tired, friend.
This must be the place.

1209
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,354
Why don't you make a fire,
and I will shoot a little food.

1210
01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,590
Dude, you really are a stupid ***.

1211
01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:52,260
Why don't you shoot a flare in the air
so they come here and kill us?

1212
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:55,797
- I don't understand
- Garcia's house is up on the hill, stupid.

1213
01:03:55,799 --> 01:03:58,233
I don't know anything about this forest problem.

1214
01:03:58,235 --> 01:04:00,435
I refused to be a Scout.

1215
01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,570
- Fuck.
- Reject?

1216
01:04:02,572 --> 01:04:04,372
Yes.

1217
01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:07,342
Why are you against American Scouts?

1218
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:09,144
You better think about it.

1219
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:12,147
All those old people bring
his sons into the forest,

1220
01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:14,115
does not allow small girls
to go...

1221
01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:20,688
Teach them "rigging"
and become "coach."

1222
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:24,426
Hmm-mm. Everything sounds like
underground gay farm to me, I'm out.

1223
01:04:24,428 --> 01:04:27,295
That is the wisest word you say all this week.

1224
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,735
- We have special sauces.
- Urine.

1225
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,105
Look at this.

1226
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:39,107
Emits a little light on the subject.

1227
01:04:41,844 --> 01:04:45,180
- That will work, it will work.
- Jackpot. Food.

1228
01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:48,450
That's what I mean.

1229
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:51,419
Do you know?
He has a fork.

1230
01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,221
- Thank you.
- That's what I mean.

1231
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,657
He may have died,
but he, uh...

1232
01:04:55,659 --> 01:05:00,295
he is a decent dead person, leaving
to his friends a few items.

1233
01:05:00,297 --> 01:05:03,798
- Listen, man, don't be stubborn.
- What do you mean?

1234
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,202
You're not talking about
your wife leaving you

1235
01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:08,870
just once during this trip.

1236
01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:12,841
Come on. You want...
Do you want me to hug you?

1237
01:05:12,843 --> 01:05:15,343
Do you want me... I will...

1238
01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:16,845
Do you see that?

1239
01:05:16,847 --> 01:05:18,780
You can put your head there.

1240
01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:23,218
This is a word with five letters,
like ngese 'and defecation.

1241
01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:24,719
Just something you have to do.

1242
01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:33,895
I once fell in love.

1243
01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:36,264
Shoot him, shoot him!
He is a zombie!

1244
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:40,168
I remember it as if it was night.

1245
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:43,404
He is the most beautiful girl in the world.

1246
01:05:43,406 --> 01:05:46,574
At that time in Vietnam.

1247
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:49,310
And when we face each other's eyes...

1248
01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:53,148
that is love.

1249
01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:58,353
We will love each other forever.

1250
01:06:01,691 --> 01:06:05,927
Yes, of course, I only know
him for 15 seconds.

1251
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:13,301
He is my opponent in
Russian roulette games.

1252
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:14,602
He loses.

1253
01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:16,704
Aaaaah!

1254
01:06:16,706 --> 01:06:19,374
What is his name?

1255
01:06:23,379 --> 01:06:25,513
I will call him Biglet.

1256
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:30,685
Biglet!

1257
01:06:34,256 --> 01:06:38,760
I tried to reinsert
his brain into his head, but...

1258
01:06:40,829 --> 01:06:42,497
it doesn't always work.

1259
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:43,865
Almost never.

1260
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:46,701
You are dead.

1261
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:49,804
He is right, you are dead.

1262
01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:52,740
I can't die.

1263
01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:56,377
You are dead.
You were hit by a chicken lori.

1264
01:06:56,379 --> 01:06:58,646
Do you want to do business now?

1265
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:03,218
OK, first I have to pee first.

1266
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,653
When we approach the building,

1267
01:07:05,655 --> 01:07:08,623
we must approach from the east side.

1268
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:12,994
There is a large stone.
Good for shelter.

1269
01:07:12,996 --> 01:07:18,399
And, as I tried to say
to you before I was hit by a chicken lori...

1270
01:07:52,308 --> 01:07:53,944
You hear that voice

1271
01:07:53,946 --> 01:07:56,844
Maybe it's a deer stepping on our land mine  Señor Garcia,
we all want the same thing.

1272
01:07:59,308 --> 01:08:03,544
But your new colleague is asking for things

1273
01:08:03,546 --> 01:08:06,814


1274
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:09,017
that doesn't make sense.

1275
01:08:09,019 --> 01:08:10,718
Doesn't make sense?

1276
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,023
Mr. Pomeroy just spent the last hour

1277
01:08:15,025 --> 01:08:17,659
explain the latest and the best option
to cut our distribution losses
up to 75%.

1278
01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:22,330
And you said that doesn't make sense.

1279
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:24,832
Felix, your people are stupid.

1280
01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:37,412
Yes, they are our cowboys without class.

1281
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:42,350
And your country kills our distribution

1282
01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:44,619
because you kill each other

1283
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,988
like a group of gang members
Compton who are uneducated.

1284
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:50,591
No...

1285
01:08:50,593 --> 01:08:52,560
No, you don't have control of your people.

1286
01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,697


1287
01:08:55,699 --> 01:09:01,569
Your ignorance endangers us all and our money.

1288
01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:07,342
Señor Garcia, you don't know how difficult it is

1289
01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:09,944
to move products to Mexico now.

1290
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:14,048
We have to open
distribution channels using violence.

1291
01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:18,386
You want a bigger part
so you stop selling your cocaine to us

1292
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:21,522
and start hiring us to
move it for you.

1293
01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:23,958
If you don't like the way
do our business,

1294
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:27,462
we can go home to buy your product
wholesale.

1295
01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:30,565
That way you don't need to worry about the distribution.

1296
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:34,602
Interesting, very interesting.

1297
01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:39,741
Felix Santos taught me how to manage my business.

1298
01:09:42,044 --> 01:09:44,512
You're Mexican.

1299
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,515
You are only pawns in chess games.

1300
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:50,718
The problem is that all of you
want to be king.

1301
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:55,456
This is your king.
Don't forget who your king is.

1302
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:58,760
Juanito.

1303
01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:03,564
You don't realize how important
we are to... your "kingdom".

1304
01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:08,169
Without us, you will even fight

1305
01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:12,140
to deliver your product to the US.

1306
01:10:12,142 --> 01:10:14,675
And you, Mr. Pomeroy...

1307
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:20,982
your 25747 proposal entered Canada

1308
01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:23,484
and then change the route
to the southern states,

1309
01:10:23,486 --> 01:10:26,154
that... it's too expensive.

1310
01:10:26,156 --> 01:10:28,689
Maybe you're right.

1311
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:31,459
Maybe we will lose less
the product as a whole,

1312
01:10:31,461 --> 01:10:34,829
but we need more
labor because of it.

1313
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:40,501
But, Juan, you don't forget

1314
01:10:40,503 --> 01:10:44,906
that against three-headed monsters, namely the United States, is quite difficult.

1315
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,575
If you choose not to respect me,

1316
01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:49,844
and our efforts,

1317
01:10:49,846 --> 01:10:52,513
You will add one more head to the monster.

1318
01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:05,793
King, learn to appreciate your pawns,

1319
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,796
because they are the biggest army
on the chessboard.

1320
01:11:14,136 --> 01:11:18,539
Luis, I think Mr. Santos and his bodyguards

1321
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:21,042
has extended their welcome.

1322
01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:23,544
Let's just say it's OK.

1323
01:11:23,546 --> 01:11:24,979
Thank you.

1324
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:34,255
Mr. Pomeroy, tomorrow morning we will go
to Mexico City

1325
01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:37,592
to meet our new distribution.

1326
01:11:51,073 --> 01:11:53,241
Maria!

1327
01:11:58,213 --> 01:12:00,181
- Maria!
- Kurt.

1328
01:12:00,183 --> 01:12:02,884
Look, uh...

1329
01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:06,187
- We will ride, want to come?
- Horse? No, no.

1330
01:12:06,189 --> 01:12:07,822
Not at all.

1331
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:11,125
Look, there's a problem.
I, uh...

1332
01:12:11,127 --> 01:12:14,562
I just saw your father and Felix
Santos, they were involved in the debate,

1333
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:17,632
and I'm sure Diego is on the way
to kill Santos and his people.

1334
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:22,136
Did you not hear what I just said?

1335
01:12:22,138 --> 01:12:25,239
Yes, you digress about Santos or something.

1336
01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:28,809
- Do you not like me anymore?
- I really like you.

1337
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:31,045
I mean, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.

1338
01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:34,248
It's just... these people,
they kill each other

1339
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:37,752
in everyday and...
it's crazy.

1340
01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:40,888
You're so sweet when you're nervous.

1341
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:42,924
Yeah, you...

1342
01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:45,192
Do you remember the two friends I told you about?

1343
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:48,729
- Uh, Vincent and Christopher?
- Friend of your america?

1344
01:12:48,731 --> 01:12:51,232
The Americans, those who
go to the police station

1345
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:53,768
and report to them about my
loss because I'm here.

1346
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:57,972
Uh, and I'm sure that Diego
will kill them

1347
01:12:57,974 --> 01:13:01,142
or US will send someone
here to find me.

1348
01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:03,578
However the results, it will result in
bad for us.

1349
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:05,880
My father will take care of them all.

1350
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,082
You're safe here.

1351
01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:11,786
I don't want them to be taken care of, I want them to live, they are my friends!

1352
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:14,155
You don't need them anymore.

1353
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,625
You have a new family here.

1354
01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:20,061
Now, let's ride.

1355
01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:23,731
Uh... I have to change clothes.
I will be right back.

1356
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:31,973
I will kill him.

1357
01:13:31,975 --> 01:13:33,641
isn't it?

1358
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:36,143
Oh, Blanca...

1359
01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:37,878
maybe.

1360
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,102
Where do we go?

1361
01:14:01,104 --> 01:14:03,104
This object says north.

1362
01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:06,807
Be northwest there.
Definitely there.

1363
01:14:06,809 --> 01:14:08,275
Hey, friend, look.

1364
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,878
Moss grows on the north side of the trees.

1365
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,380
Learned from Scouts.

1366
01:14:12,382 --> 01:14:15,149
Well, why aren't you looking for moss

1367
01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:17,918
on the north side of the trees and I
will use technology,

1368
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,186
and we meet there?

1369
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:20,921
I will never find you.

1370
01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:22,723
Listen, friend,
I somehow got a signal.

1371
01:14:22,725 --> 01:14:24,659
I can't get it
in the middle of L.A.,

1372
01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:27,228
but I'm sure to get a signal here,
I use this.

1373
01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:32,099
Without the knowledge of our heroes,

1374
01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:36,237
Colombian troops have deployed
_ troops against the Cartel.

1375
01:14:37,101 --> 01:14:40,237
Gen. Chavez, Mexico Dominguez Cartel
moves to attack the Juan Garcia Building

1376
01:14:40,238 --> 01:14:41,237
When?

1377
01:14:42,101 --> 01:14:44,237
They are advancing towards the building now

1378
01:14:44,239 --> 01:14:47,237
How credible is your source with this information?

1379
01:14:48,101 --> 01:14:49,237
He is a farmer near the Garcia building

1380
01:14:49,701 --> 01:14:55,037
Go and confirm to the farmer
that he told the truth.

1381
01:14:55,101 --> 01:14:55,937
Go now

1382
01:14:56,101 --> 01:14:56,937
Ready General

1383
01:14:59,901 --> 01:15:04,237
Now is my chance to capture both of them.

1384
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,148
Damn, damn, bad luck!

1385
01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:24,118
What, bastard midget?

1386
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,254
I don't think there will be people
suits and everything.

1387
01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:30,357
Who said they would go around in a suit?

1388
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:33,160
You think of someone's work,
he goes home, changes clothes,

1389
01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:37,031
and go, "free the next person
who goes around in a suit and Uzi"?

1390
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:40,034
You have a problem, man.
You have a big problem.

1391
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:42,870
It looks like there's a Scarface reunion up there.

1392
01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:45,005
We are not created for this kind of thing, I tell you.

1393
01:15:45,007 --> 01:15:47,574
I'm healthy, I'll leave here.

1394
01:15:47,599 --> 01:15:48,909
No, man.

1395
01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:51,245
Shut up.

1396
01:15:53,081 --> 01:15:57,118
That Mexican is cycling,
with a box.

1397
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:58,385
Let me see.

1398
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:00,221
Let me see him.

1399
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:02,323
This, hold this.
Stay on target, friend.

1400
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,158
- I trained with this weapon.
- Shut up.

1401
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,993
Just pull the trigger, this is a weapon.

1402
01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:07,294
Dor-dor, jerk.

1403
01:16:08,830 --> 01:16:10,498
Cursed.

1404
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:14,401
Sell a box of oranges in a Cartel hut.

1405
01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:17,304
Give me the gun.

1406
01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:20,074
What is that?

1407
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,409
- I don't know.
- Pretend to die, pretend to be dead!

1408
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:26,280
Pretend to die? Is this your great idea
pretending to be dead?

1409
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:29,350
I did not come here to do
a Machiavelli.

1410
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,452
- Shut up!
- You mensch.

1411
01:16:31,454 --> 01:16:32,987
Mensch!

1412
01:16:35,524 --> 01:16:37,825
Just lie here.

1413
01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:39,493
- OK.
- Fuck.

1414
01:16:39,495 --> 01:16:41,862
Like when we were trained,
let's kill someone.

1415
01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:43,931
Someone must die with this weapon.

1416
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:47,902
Where did he go?

1417
01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:54,441
They pull out the head.
They pull out the head.

1418
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,310
Hold the weapon.

1419
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:04,451
We need extra brains.

1420
01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:07,454
Let's take his head. Maybe he
can think of something better.

1421
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,190
Dead people think
better plans.

1422
01:17:09,192 --> 01:17:12,026
Just go, crawl, crawl!
Hurry up!

1423
01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:16,297
Diego.

1424
01:17:18,166 --> 01:17:19,433
What?

1425
01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:20,968
What's wrong?

1426
01:17:28,844 --> 01:17:30,611
Vincent, Christopher!

1427
01:17:32,514 --> 01:17:34,515
You can be killed.

1428
01:17:37,919 --> 01:17:41,155
Hey! Maria!

1429
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:45,459
Maria! Hi! I have to talk to him,
wait a minute.

1430
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:48,996
Maria...
Gosh, you look amazing.

1431
01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:50,564
I like
skin and Japanese anime.

1432
01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:54,935
That, um...
It's a Mexican cartel.

1433
01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:56,570
They killed Diego.
We have to leave here.

1434
01:17:56,572 --> 01:17:59,506
I know, that's why I prepared
to get Santos alone.

1435
01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:03,410
Wait, sit down, sit down.

1436
01:18:05,046 --> 01:18:08,015
My friends are here, understand?
You can come with us.

1437
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,351
You, too. Or not.

1438
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:13,120
- Your friends?
- Yes, Vincent and Christopher?

1439
01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:16,290
They live, understand?
Come with us, I will protect you.

1440
01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:19,059
You are a dirty American.

1441
01:18:19,061 --> 01:18:22,529
Do you think you can come here and
take our business and home?

1442
01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,932
What? Not at all like that.

1443
01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,064
Yaaaa!

1444
01:19:10,212 --> 01:19:11,679
Kurt, come on!

1445
01:19:11,681 --> 01:19:13,614
Come on so we can get out of here soon!

1446
01:19:15,317 --> 01:19:17,418
Fast!

1447
01:19:17,420 --> 01:19:19,620
- Oh my God!
- Bend your head.

1448
01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:22,456
Vincent, this is the craziest thing you've ever done to us!

1449
01:19:24,225 --> 01:19:25,993
Remove me from here!

1450
01:19:25,995 --> 01:19:28,162
Who is the crazy woman who shot us?

1451
01:19:28,164 --> 01:19:30,197
Oh, that's his daughter Juan Garcia.

1452
01:19:31,599 --> 01:19:34,134
We fall in love; we have the most incredible relationship.

1453
01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:36,303
Your mind is broken.

1454
01:19:36,305 --> 01:19:40,240
You fall in love with the biggest female
here, just like in the village.

1455
01:19:40,242 --> 01:19:44,111
I think this is not the right place or time to discuss this.

1456
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,113
Shut your mouth,
someone must shoot him!

1457
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:49,483
I love him. / Do you realize that
he wants to kill us?

1458
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:52,152
- He is just a little confused.
- Then text him

1459
01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:53,874
and tell him to stop
shoot at us!

1460
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,524
I don't even have her number.

1461
01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:01,195
Chris, you said you could throw
grenades like baseball, right?

1462
01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:02,763
Satchel Paige is a jerk.

1463
01:20:02,765 --> 01:20:04,198
Throw!

1464
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,367
- Grenades?
- This, Hold this.

1465
01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:08,335
Shut up,
he won't pull the pin.

1466
01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:10,604
- Really?
- Really.

1467
01:20:10,606 --> 01:20:12,406
You won't hurt him, right?

1468
01:20:12,408 --> 01:20:14,742
I will throw the female head
and knock it down.

1469
01:20:14,744 --> 01:20:18,445
Look, I will create a diversion.
Do you know what transfer is?

1470
01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:21,181
Yes, that's when someone does
something crazy

1471
01:20:21,183 --> 01:20:23,350
so this jerk can throw the
female.

1472
01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:24,518
Yes.

1473
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:26,220
Aaaaaah!

1474
01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:30,424
Feel you, female!

1475
01:20:34,129 --> 01:20:37,097
- Oh!
- Oh! Uh-huh!

1476
01:20:37,099 --> 01:20:40,334
- Oh, damn it!
- What is that?

1477
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,737
- Aaaah!
- Duck down!

1478
01:20:43,739 --> 01:20:46,273
You just blew the girl up!

1479
01:20:47,643 --> 01:20:51,145
- That's Juan Garcia!
- There he is?

1480
01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:53,247
- That's the person!
- Money! Fast!

1481
01:20:53,249 --> 01:20:55,582
Road!

1482
01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:57,418
Wait for me!

1483
01:21:15,253 --> 01:21:20,123
I have a confirmation report about the battle in the Garcia Building.

1484
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:22,023
There are at least 20 people

1485
01:21:22,985 --> 01:21:27,123
Ready to alert all members and helicopters
This is not training! Fast!

1486
01:21:32,253 --> 01:21:36,323
Drop the weapon!
Drop the gun!

1487
01:21:36,325 --> 01:21:37,791
Drop!

1488
01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:39,460
- Do you see that?
- We don't...

1489
01:21:41,663 --> 01:21:44,364
- Cursed!
- You're a murderer, you bastard.

1490
01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,300
Come on, let's go, go through here!

1491
01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:59,346
Damn, we become champions.
This is great fun!

1492
01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:01,648
Hey, be careful with your weapon!

1493
01:22:01,650 --> 01:22:03,117
Fast!

1494
01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:09,456
Where do you want to go?

1495
01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:14,161
Maria!

1496
01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:17,297
Are you okay? - No, but
throw another grenade!

1497
01:22:17,299 --> 01:22:18,565
Wake up!

1498
01:22:22,804 --> 01:22:25,305
Take this, Chris!

1499
01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,841
IBomba!

1500
01:22:29,210 --> 01:22:31,378
Stay here, lie down!

1501
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:34,848
IBomba, Bomba!

1502
01:22:34,850 --> 01:22:38,152
Don't move, bastard, don't move!

1503
01:22:38,154 --> 01:22:42,189
Now, you can calm down, man.
I think we caught it.

1504
01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:43,690
They succeed.

1505
01:22:43,692 --> 01:22:46,493
These three silly people...
Uh, I mean hero...

1506
01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:49,696
Actually it has captured the most wanted criminal
in the world.

1507
01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:51,532
I'm not even sure whether I still have anything left.

1508
01:22:51,534 --> 01:22:53,934
No, we killed all those bastards.

1509
01:22:53,936 --> 01:22:56,470
Maybe we should, uh
contact the embassy.

1510
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,506
Yes. Yes, now is the time.

1511
01:22:59,508 --> 01:23:02,409
I think you should contact an ambulance.

1512
01:23:02,411 --> 01:23:04,444
Hey, man, go up behind.

1513
01:23:04,446 --> 01:23:07,247
Wake up! Wake up, asshole, wake up!

1514
01:23:07,249 --> 01:23:09,616
- OK.
- Did you hear what he said.

1515
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,351
Where is Maria?

1516
01:23:11,353 --> 01:23:13,320
No! Back off!

1517
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,889
- Where do I go?
- You stand here.

1518
01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:18,358
- I got him. Enter
- What are you doing?

1519
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,460
Don't be a jerk towards me!

1520
01:23:20,462 --> 01:23:22,296
- Come on, come in.
- Maria!

1521
01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:25,499
- What did you do to Mariaku?
- Mariamu is dead!

1522
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:28,735
"Anu" the female is in my pocket, I will use it later.

1523
01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:30,637
- Maria!
- Sit!

1524
01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:48,255
So that's when Mr. Pomeroy
decided to stay in Colombia

1525
01:23:48,257 --> 01:23:51,425
and now manages one of the most controversial drug
_ cartels in history.

1526
01:23:51,427 --> 01:23:53,460
Yes, Cartel the Brighter Day

1527
01:23:53,462 --> 01:23:55,495
still producing and distributing
cocaine  but they do it with
very different ways.

1528
01:23:55,497 --> 01:23:57,764
Most of the money is used to
build better schools and housing

1529
01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:01,335
in Mexico and Colombia.

1530
01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:03,537
A logo for cartels,
a new marketing department,

1531
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,740
employee benefits...

1532
01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:08,475
makes this not your daily cartel.

1533
01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,911
The Brighter Day Cartel is estimated to be
beyond

1534
01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,747
all other cartels in
total income,

1535
01:24:13,749 --> 01:24:15,582
even though specific numbers
will never be released to the public.

1536
01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:19,386
In divorce,
we ask Kurt Pomeroy

1537
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,022


1538
01:24:22,024 --> 01:24:24,424
why does he do what he does.

1539
01:24:26,661 --> 01:24:30,330
Finally I will say teler
help others,

1540
01:24:30,332 --> 01:24:33,333
because the others are stagnant.

1541
01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:34,935
So that's how...

1542
01:24:34,937 --> 01:24:36,903
Look handsome with a mustache, right?

1543
01:24:36,905 --> 01:24:38,939
Yes, right, friend.
I like it.

1544
01:24:38,941 --> 01:24:40,907
So, that's how it is.

1545
01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:42,776
One of the greatest stories ever told.

1546
01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:44,578
Yes, not really.

1547
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,015
But I'm sure you will find
some of the moral of this story

1548
01:24:48,017 --> 01:24:50,817
that you cannot live in your life,
or part of that nonsense.

1549
01:24:50,819 --> 01:24:54,621
And if not, honestly, who cares?

1550
01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:56,523
Fazi is the latest leader

1551
01:24:56,525 --> 01:24:58,759
Taliban in Afghanistan and now
number one  in the list of the most searched US.

1552
01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:01,395
A prize of 10 million dollars has been offered for his arrest.

1553
01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:05,465
US officials say Fazi is considered very dangerous.

1554
01:25:05,467 --> 01:25:09,336
- What's wrong?
- And now in other news...

1555
01:25:09,338 --> 01:25:11,805
Yo, did you hear this?

1556
01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:14,641
Yes, I heard it.

1557
01:25:16,511 --> 01:25:18,679
Do you think as I think?

1558
01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:20,580
I think you're crazy.
You were shot!

1559
01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:23,950
- Who cares? We are still here.
- Vincent!

1560
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:26,653
That won't happen, friend.

1561
01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:28,522
Why don't you enjoy the money?

1562
01:25:28,524 --> 01:25:30,824


1563
01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:33,860
Are you not surrounded by
some beautiful girls because of it?

1564
01:25:33,862 --> 01:25:35,996
That's why I don't want to do

1565
01:25:35,998 --> 01:25:38,498
what I think you're thinking about
about what we do.

1566
01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,101
I will stay here with beautiful women.

1567
01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:45,405
I need a hard massage before the child
this crazy comes with other ideas

1568
01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:48,442
I don't like.

1569
01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,712
I just ask you to think about it.

1570
01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:56,083
That's a lot of money.

1571
01:26:00,555 --> 01:26:02,856
♪ California

1572
01:26:02,858 --> 01:26:04,691
♪ Let's have a party

1573
01:26:04,693 --> 01:26:05,859
♪ Shake it down

1574
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:07,661
♪ California

1575
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:10,130
♪ Knows how to party

1576
01:26:10,132 --> 01:26:12,499
♪ In the city...

1577
01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:14,067
Ohh!

1578
01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:25,579
Chris!

1579
01:26:25,581 --> 01:26:27,080
Vincent!

1580
01:26:28,416 --> 01:26:30,717
Friends...

1581
01:26:30,719 --> 01:26:33,019
Gosh, God is mighty,
I only step on land mines.

1582
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:35,389
it doesn't kill me, coward.

1583
01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:36,957
Where do you go?

1584
01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:39,092
Abandon me?

1585
01:26:39,094 --> 01:26:40,961
God is mighty.

1586
01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:44,431
Ooh!

1587
01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:45,766
It's like...

1588
01:26:45,768 --> 01:26:48,602
I've been hit by Siberian Itch.

1589
01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:50,837
I got Siberian Itch.

1590
01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:55,442
I got Siberian Itch.

1591
01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:57,477
In Saigon.

1592
01:26:57,479 --> 01:26:58,745
Pain is just that.

1593
01:26:58,747 --> 01:27:04,017
♪ Living life day by day

1594
01:27:04,019 --> 01:27:09,456
♪ Fell in love
in less than a minute ♪

1595
01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:11,091
♪ Just one look...

1596
01:27:11,093 --> 01:27:14,428
Oh, if I were stuffed in
some other clothes.

1597
01:27:14,435 --> 01:30:26,200
Tanjungpinang, June 15, 2017, Kakeksanjata

1598
01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,897
♪ Hey-ey

1599
01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:19,065
♪ I met you there

1600
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:22,736
♪ On a dark and rainy night

1601
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,171
♪ The air so thick

1602
01:27:24,173 --> 01:27:27,774
♪ You could cut it
with a knife ♪

1603
01:27:27,776 --> 01:27:29,709
♪ We were bound for glory

1604
01:27:29,711 --> 01:27:33,613
♪ Took a gamble with our lives

1605
01:27:33,615 --> 01:27:36,616
♪ Through bamboo fields

1606
01:27:36,618 --> 01:27:40,887
♪ I ran with you

1607
01:27:42,557 --> 01:27:48,028
♪ We could've had it all

1608
01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:51,198
♪ Just to have it all fall

1609
01:27:53,534 --> 01:27:57,804
♪ You'd be lying in my arms

1610
01:27:57,806 --> 01:28:01,908
♪ Still lying on the floor

1611
01:28:04,679 --> 01:28:09,015
♪ My heart breaks...

1612
01:28:12,053 --> 01:28:13,987
♪ Oh, yeah

1613
01:28:18,726 --> 01:28:24,064
♪ By her own hand
she let the bullet go ♪

1614
01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:29,236
♪ She never heard the words
I said ♪

1615
01:28:29,238 --> 01:28:31,771
♪ Couldn't use my best lines

1616
01:28:31,773 --> 01:28:34,174
♪ Didn't have enough time

1617
01:28:34,176 --> 01:28:39,913
♪ She just blew up in my face

1618
01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:45,519
♪ The love we have left us wanting so much more ♪

1619
01:28:45,521 --> 01:28:50,056
♪ Now my blank pages,
the story cut is so short ♪

1620
01:28:50,058 --> 01:28:52,926
♪ Yeah

1621
01:28:55,863 --> 01:28:59,232
♪ We could've had it all

1622
01:29:01,202 --> 01:29:04,905
♪ Just to have it all fall

1623
01:29:06,307 --> 01:29:11,011
♪ You'd be lying in my arms

1624
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:15,215
♪ Still lying on the floor

1625
01:29:23,824 --> 01:29:27,227
♪ We could've had it all

1626
01:29:29,263 --> 01:29:32,732
♪ Just to have it all fall

1627
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:38,838
♪ You'd be lying in my arms

1628
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:43,209
♪ Still lying on the floor

1629
01:29:45,112 --> 01:29:48,715
♪ We could've had it all

1630
01:29:50,685 --> 01:29:54,187
♪ Just to have it all fall

1631
01:29:56,090 --> 01:30:00,594
♪ You'd be lying in my arms

1632
01:30:00,596 --> 01:30:04,664
♪ Still lying on the floor

1633
01:30:06,801 --> 01:30:08,368
♪ Aaaah...

1634
01:30:14,775 --> 01:30:16,977
♪ Whoo

1635
01:30:21,716 --> 01:30:25,919
♪ Still lying on the floor

