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Is the lady good? 38 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,719 An actor never misses the chance 39 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,922 to hone their skills, don't you know 40 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:41,994 (aircraft engine humming) 41 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:45,864 - Hey, sir 42 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:49,401 Give a little something to help the brother come out? 43 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:52,137 (cellphone ring) 44 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:53,672 Wait a minute. 45 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,874 I have to take this. 46 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,109 Hello? 47 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,812 Yes, I'm glad you called. 48 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,315 Hey, look, when I ordered a dog, 49 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,484 send me something without claws, 50 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,220 or losing a limb, or something, anything 51 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,489 I need to raise sympathy factors. 52 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:13,659 Yes, well income fell by 20%. 53 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,994 No, three o'clock in the morning out of the question. 54 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,096 I have an appointment with my broker 55 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,865 Wait a minute. 56 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,602 Hey, hey, sir, look you on the way out 57 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,941 (clattering) 58 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,784 (whirring) 59 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:48,961 - Listen 60 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,929 Are you a police officer 61 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:53,532 - Uh, no, but I hope to play it immediately on TV. 62 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,933 I have a big audition tomorrow morning. 63 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,402 - You, with rights, you have to identify yourself 64 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:00,772 as law enforcement officer if I ask 65 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:03,375 - I don't follow 66 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,944 - I offer two pricing packages, 67 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,880 based on my buggy two speed choices 68 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:11,783 - Uh, forgive me, madam? 69 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,554 - Yes, you can have an oral with a slower speed. 70 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,924 (humming motor) 71 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,459 - Uh. 72 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:21,994 - Or you can have it at a faster rate. 73 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:24,429 (grinding motor) 74 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,965 But I have to do it extra fees. 75 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:30,836 Because of wear and tear my battery 76 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,272 I see. 77 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:36,408 Will we make this happen, or what? 78 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,976 I mean, I have a few customers in the Domestic Department, 79 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,412 they will not waste tires when kicking 80 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,447 like you 81 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,249 - So, let me straight this. 82 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:45,817 You just wobble airport all day, 83 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,986 avoid airport security, while offering people who pass 84 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:50,856 random action from mechanical fellatio? 85 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,959 - I know that! 86 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,494 Your Aftershave smells like smoked meat 87 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:58,497 Good, officer. 88 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,033 89 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:04,536 Ha! 90 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,337 (motor rumbles) 91 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,738 Vaya con dios! 92 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:19,217 (steady and slow music) 93 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,834 - That's enough the sign that's there 94 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,842 Look, I don't want to be too annoying, 95 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,345 But, uh, are you sure someone doesn't play 96 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,746 sort of practical joke to you, I mean, 97 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,182 You hold a sign that says 98 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,416 - This is the name of a film. 99 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,118 If you have to know. 100 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,688 (electronic tone) 101 00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,058 - [Voiceover] Attention passengers, final call for dormitory 102 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,994 - Not one of them teenage vampire movies, right? 103 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,396 I mean, I don't understand what is very scary about teenage vampires. 104 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,365 Back in my day, we have Dracula, uh, we have Nosferatu, 105 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:10,569 and don't forget Good old Blacula. 106 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:13,839 I mean, people are scary. 107 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,707 Spending a lifetime, suffering the pains of the undead. 108 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:19,344 I mean, those people have the character 109 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,446 I mean, this teenager is vampire today, 110 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:24,116 I mean, it's like, "Uh, uh dude, I really like 111 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:27,119 " Sucking your blood, but It's like, uh, I have to 112 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,788 "download a new application to my phone, so, maybe I'll 113 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,391 114 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,093 "waste your blood later." 115 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:38,363 You have serious credibility problems as vampires 116 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,600 if you have just started grow pubic hair. 117 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,201 - This is an erotic movie. 118 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,970 I was hired to pick up cast and take them 119 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,938 for Adult Film Convention. 120 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,940 So, if you don't mind. 121 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,042 - That reminds me. 122 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,878 Have you ever seen Magic Mike's movie? 123 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,747 I mean, listen this should sizzle 124 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,117 expose 'the world' male strippers, 125 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,719 However, there are no even like a full ounce 126 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,121 frontal male nudity in the entire film 127 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,723 I mean, how did that happen? 128 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,225 That's like really typical Double standards Hollywood 129 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,760 when it comes to nudity 130 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,362 That's ridiculous. 131 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,798 You know, I'm actually waiting for a 132 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,833 high school friends. 133 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,335 Yes, we haven't seen each other in 30 years. 134 00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:18,804 Can you believe that? 135 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:21,506 Oh, oh, how about flying time. 136 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,108 It seems like yesterday I like cramming 137 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,111 for like a big biology exam, or worry about new ones 138 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,580 acne outbreaks 139 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,749 Can you believe that? 140 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,284 Ah. 141 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,285 Wow. 142 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:38,623 - Oh, my God, you, we got the driver! 143 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,624 - Oh wow! 144 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,026 - Yeah. 145 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,528 - We need images 146 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:45,030 - Let's ask this parent. 147 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:48,166 - Oh, um, sir, will you be a puppet? 148 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:53,672 (nervous giggling) 149 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,942 - Hey, are you ready? 150 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,176 (daughter answers "Yes") 151 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,612 - Okay, smile and say venereal disease 152 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,114 (all say "venereal disease") 153 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,418 (funky guitar music) 154 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,589 (giggling) 155 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,024 - Yeah. 156 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,806 (electronic tone) 157 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,407 - [Voice Changer] Passenger attention. 158 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,544 (victory music) 159 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,025 - Hey! 160 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:47,826 - Wow! 161 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:48,927 - The same old Mitch. 162 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,196 Standing around daydreaming. 163 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,331 - Hey, I'm being really looking for alert 164 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:55,200 for you, I swear to God 165 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,501 - alert 166 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,736 That's another thing I always love you, 167 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,671 use big words like that. 168 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,572 Come here! 169 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,407 - What? 170 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:10,115 (footsteps and roar) 171 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,355 - Jacket that's pretty cool You get there, Mitch. 172 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:21,092 - Oh, this is me, uh, 1970s look of disappointed police 173 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:25,096 I get a big audition tomorrow morning at nine in the morning. 174 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,265 - Yes, right, I remember you mentioned you 175 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,367 involved in that. 176 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,569 - Well, this is all part of my whole 177 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,238 sensory experience, Dunc. 178 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,774 This is like uh, this is all very important when 179 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,076 you are in the world from thespian 180 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,244 - you thespians 181 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,812 What? 182 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,547 - Come on, Dunc. 183 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:45,150 Thespians, everyone know that means actor 184 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,618 Come on. 185 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,286 - Whatever. 186 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,756 Look, I'm very happy after all these years. 187 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,292 - No, no, no, hey, I understand this. 188 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,660 (clunk) 189 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:56,628 - [Dunc] Maybe it should be take it, Mitch. 190 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,929 - No, no, it's okay 191 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,764 Isn't it supposed to be to be kind of uh, 192 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,499 weight limitations about this? 193 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:05,270 It feels like you minivan here 194 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,738 - Hey, Mitch, do you see a bunch of smoking 195 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,341 hot girls come through here 196 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:12,243 Man, they sit in front of first class. 197 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,211 Dirt. 198 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:16,348 All that pussy is amazing onboard and I have to get 199 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,984 trapped back with some old farts. 200 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,152 Snoring on my shoulder 201 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,555 - My car is like this, Dunc. 202 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,359 - [Dunc] Of course my bag isn't too heavy for you, 203 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,293 hey, Mitch? 204 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,828 - [Mitch] Oh, no problem, Dunc. 205 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,196 Maybe when I finish dragging this object, 206 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,798 I will be able to audition for the role of Quasimodo. 207 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,767 - [Dunc] Jesus, Mitch, where do you make love, 208 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,168 on the runway? 209 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,704 - [Mitch] Hey, Dunc, this is unlike in the movie 210 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,506 where the protagonist can always scooch 211 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,909 to the best parking lot Spots, you know. 212 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,846 You know, Dunc, this suitcase? 213 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:51,049 They really come with wheels now 214 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,417 I just say 215 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,789 (thud) 216 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,291 - [Dunc] Please, tell me That is your damn car, Mitch. 217 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,960 - [Mitch] That's it 218 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,562 Like a glowing flare in the desert, Dunc. 219 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,531 - [Mitch] Well, saints are praised. 220 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,033 Again I go must resort 221 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,567 for cannibalism 222 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,544 (slow and deliberate steps) 223 00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:24,549 - Ah. 224 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,353 I think I suffer temporary paralysis 225 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:31,489 in three of my favorites vertebra, Dunc. 226 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,590 - is there something you didn't tell me 227 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,892 about yourself, Mitch? 228 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,428 - Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, when I ordered 229 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,064 customized license plate, I mean, I say 230 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:42,200 they I want it to read, thespian 231 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,269 But, I don't know, there is a kind of mix, 232 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:48,907 - Here it is, after for years 233 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,075 - Yes sir. 234 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,943 They say can't happen, but, 235 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,447 dynamic duo back together once again, Dunc. 236 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:59,884 (energetic music with a strong beat) 237 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,226 (tap, tap) 238 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,304 (knock, tap) 239 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,539 Well, let's make it like a some French mimes, 240 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,709 and wave au revoir to this place, Dunc. 241 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,610 What? 242 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,479 - What should I do? 243 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:28,747 - What? 244 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,650 This is the car door, just open it, Dunc. 245 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,019 Oh hey. 246 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,089 What is this? 247 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,658 I know it's not parking ticket, 248 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,926 - [Dunc] what is that? - Maybe it's new, 249 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,062 Maybe it's a pizza opening , or some 250 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,097 religious treaty, let's see 251 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,966 "Revolution is a lie." 252 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,667 That is rather vague. 253 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,769 Ah. 254 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,803 - Wait, wait, wait. 255 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,138 Give it here 256 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,981 (thud) 257 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,183 (clunk) 258 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,621 (clattering) 259 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:16,528 - Hm, it never happened before 260 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,163 - You don't say 261 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,670 - What? 262 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,438 - I'm just curious how do you start a car 263 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,873 What do you knock twice dash 264 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,276 265 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,544 with your forehead, or what? 266 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:36,314 - Hmph, what? 267 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,718 Hmph, tap on the dash twice with my forehead 268 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,455 That's how you start air conditioner. 269 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,826 (roar of the engine) 270 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,468 Let's make it like a some pot smokers, 271 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,170 and go away. 272 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,239 - [Dunc] what do you make those expressions, or? 273 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,474 - [Mitch] They are 100% of my own creativity. 274 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,878 - [Mitch] I have an inexhaustible supply of them. 275 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,213 How about let's make like some 276 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,647 from hosers and take off? 277 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,482 - [Dunc] Amazing 278 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,318 - [Mitch] Or, if you want something a little darker, 279 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,386 let's make it like a some IV drug users 280 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,754 and create tracks 281 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,058 Don't hesitate to drop they are talking 282 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,492 whenever you want. 283 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,994 Be sure to give me credit. 284 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,698 - [Dunc] I will remember to do that, Mitch. 285 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,105 (mysterious music) 286 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,519 - Welp, here it is, Dunc. 287 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,555 And they say it can't happen 288 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,090 - Yes, who said that? 289 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,591 - Uh, nothing, actually. 290 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,094 That's just an expression. 291 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,295 - Oh, right 292 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,866 So we haven't seen each other Since high school right? 293 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,735 And now we're both 50. 294 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,570 Hard to believe. 295 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,406 - Uh, I hate argue, Dunc, but, uh, 296 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,408 I'm actually only 49. 297 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,645 Technically, I don't turn 50 for another 11 days. 298 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,614 - All right, you slice it This, this is a call to drink. 299 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,249 - Hey, don't worry 300 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,251 I will take us to our place favorite coffee shop. 301 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,753 - Oh, damn it, Mitch. 302 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,389 I'm talking about real drinks. 303 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,659 - How did you get that? through airport security? 304 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:30,995 - I will tell you, but I will do it must kill you, Mitch 305 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,464 - Uh, no thanks, Dunc, I usually like to save it 306 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,167 My mental abilities are complete when I operate 307 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:39,170 four thousand pounds of machines 308 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,141 - So, um, this is acting, Mitch. 309 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,678 Is that kind of thing? hobby, or what? 310 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,681 - Ha, this is very More than that, Dunc. 311 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,916 I think this time I really found my passion. 312 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,818 I am muse, if you want. 313 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,120 Yes, sir, no more wander in the barren plains 314 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,657 unrealized dreams for you really 315 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,659 - So what have you done? 316 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,361 - What do you mean like that? characters I've played, 317 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:04,829 and roles, and so on? 318 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,700 - No, I mean, what have I seen you specifically 319 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,635 - Uh, well, lately I've been hitting a lot, uh, 320 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,538 many auditions, uh, you know, as I have 321 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,842 This is usually the life blood of the of the working actor, Dunc. 322 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,512 - So in other words, you haven't done anything yet - Well, for your information, uh, actually I have 323 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,615 a callback from the last. 324 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,784 An actual callback is when. - [Dunc] Let me guess. 325 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,786 When are you called back 326 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,855 - Yeah, well, anyways, it's for lunch commercial food 327 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,558 Nationally television, paying large residues, by the way. 328 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,226 329 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,696 330 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,065 I play, you know, boring high school head, 331 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,901 which, after swallowing transformative contents 332 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,838 from lunch meat, turns into libidinous, 333 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,040 fun rapper life 334 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,708 - you as a rapper 335 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,343 Gosh, I really want to hear that, Mitch, 336 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,912 But, uh, I need to drink first. 337 00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:58,783 Ah. 338 00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,854 Okay, Mitch, I think I'm ready. 339 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:04,889 - Wait, just to skip a little 340 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,657 actor preparation 341 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,827 That's what we like say, in biz. 342 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,661 Mrap 343 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,896 Mwah. 344 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,664 Mwah. 345 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,866 Mwah. 346 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:15,867 Mm, yep. 347 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,436 We start. 348 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,906 ♪ They call me Principal T, You know that I'm sick 349 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,274 ♪ Just chillin ' with my homies, 350 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,177 ♪ Eatin 'pastrami and imitation chicken ♪ 351 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,946 - And why don't you get that role, Mitch? 352 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,883 - Uh, well, to tell You are right, uh, 353 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,684 I do my best to stay confident about this 354 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,919 audition, but I don't know 355 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,788 It's like when I got it there, and I see 356 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,856 all actors are anxious, 357 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:42,393 It's like palpable despair, Dunc. 358 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,795 What, plainly 359 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,229 Come on, Dunc. 360 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,697 I don't know, however, It's like all of us 361 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,932 sitting around death sentence, like waiting 362 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:50,802 for executioners to come and arrest us 363 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,203 Ah, I don't know. 364 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,539 And then when I get to the audition room, 365 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,108 It's like, I just choke. 366 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,810 - You have to loosen up. 367 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,144 You know what you are The problem is, you are only 368 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,880 too fucking a wound. 369 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,383 - I don't know humans, I mean, I've tried everything. 370 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,753 Uh, breathing exercises, cell visualization, 371 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,721 I've even listened to cassettes of deep sea mammals, 372 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,823 populated 373 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,758 (Laughter chuckles) 374 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,659 - Jesus. 375 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,993 Now you really need a drink. 376 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,628 - Well, I'm fine. 377 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:23,468 - Don't let darkness eat you, Mitch 378 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,105 - [Mitch] look, Dunc. 379 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,739 That's where our favorite old cinema used to be 380 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,675 No doubt must be replaced by one of them with soul, 381 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,277 cookie cutter multiplex with 40 screens, and all 382 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,946 displays the same movie. 383 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,948 - [Dunc] Hey, I love that new cinema, Mitch. 384 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:41,419 Big donkey seat, big voice, entire VIP experience. 385 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,687 Immediately they will be beautiful shipping usherettes 386 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,756 handwork during the trailer. 387 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,024 - [Mitch] Still, I miss that old charm 388 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,960 broken movie palace 389 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,661 That character, Dunc. 390 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,463 - [Dunc] Not to mention the wrong AC, 391 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,866 narrow mice and chairs are designed on average 392 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:59,837 Besides that, it's really bloated, Mitch. 393 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:01,639 - [Mitch] what is left of us 394 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,940 high school, Dunc. 395 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,542 Very sad. 396 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,944 - [Dunc] Good for the old jail, I said. 397 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,480 I wish I was there to pull the plunger. 398 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,282 - [Mitch] Come on, Dunc, we are learning a lot back there - [Dunc] really? 399 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,049 400 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,818 What is it like, Mitch? 401 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,020 - [Mitch] Okay, I'm still remember from biology class 402 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:18,890 scientific name for DNA 403 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,025 Deoxyribonucleic acid. 404 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,895 - [Dunc] I bet that is really useful, Mitch 405 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:27,532 - [Mitch] Strangely, not yet, Dunc. 406 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,234 It used to be ours old skating arena 407 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,836 Remember, we used to play hockey there very early in the morning when are we children? 408 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,838 - [Dunc] Right 409 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,106 - See what I have, Dunc. 410 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,546 Any bell ring? 411 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,214 Dirty dirt 412 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,882 From the album, Young, English and dirty? 413 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,385 414 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,753 I mean, this is practical soundtrack 415 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,888 from our youth, Dunc. 416 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,924 - Yeah, The Snotty Punks. 417 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:56,594 Yes, I can remember it we listen to them 418 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,863 Isn't everyone dead now? 419 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,932 - Uh, I think the lead singer, Johnny Snotnose 420 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,767 still exists 421 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,769 Actually, I thought so he just got a knight's degree. 422 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,437 - Hm. 423 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,540 - Guess what made him sir Johnny Snotnose, I guess. 424 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,311 Well, this is for past glory, Dunc. 425 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:19,550 ♪ Because we are young, English 426 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:23,421 (high-pitched whining) 427 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,558 - Let me guess, Mitch. 428 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,260 That will never happen. 429 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,629 - I am very discouraged, Dunc. 430 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,863 I want us only to sort of go around, 431 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,233 and listen to us old favorite songs, 432 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,069 You know, for a long time. 433 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:43,040 Here, just let me, uh, what do you know? 434 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,743 I will only wind this later. 435 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:48,980 - Well, look, Mitch, don't sweat it 436 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,282 The past is not everything cracked. 437 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,883 - Ah, good choice words, Dunc. 438 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,252 Cracks? 439 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,420 See what I have. 440 00:20:58,890 --> 00:20:59,890 What do you think, Dunc? 441 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,593 - Yes, remember we are used to go around 442 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,396 on Friday night and throw this puppy on people? 443 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,231 - Are we used to doing that? 444 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,933 You mean, when all of us friends come out of putting, 445 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,236 we go around throw eggs at people? 446 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,640 Wow, that's outside sad, Mitch. 447 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,813 Listen, Mitch, I appreciate your efforts to re-create 448 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,849 old magic, but, Maybe we can have it 449 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,284 for breakfast. 450 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,092 - So how are you doing and Cindy do? 451 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,694 You are married like practically right 452 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,496 from high school, Dunc. 453 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,667 I mean, it's like, almost 30 years ago. 454 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:46,437 25 years is a silver birthday, what makes 455 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,538 30 years, I wonder? 456 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,640 - I guess arsenic. 457 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,810 That's three decades ago torture must get you 458 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,212 You must be proud your achievements 459 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,981 I mean, especially in the world like this, 460 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,483 it's only less than all kinds of loyalty 461 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,019 Hey, I remember we chose some of you most likely 462 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,488 to stay together until death. 463 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,657 - Oh, yes, by the way, thank you for that 464 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,859 There is no pressure there at all. 465 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,061 - You and Cindy, I mean, you are 466 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,630 still together right? 467 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,165 Ah, Dunc. 468 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,500 I just feel a little my soul is gone, 469 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,669 only knowing that you are not with 470 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,272 - You will handle it, Mitch. 471 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,510 So, um, what about you, Mitch? 472 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,046 I mean, there are wives, girlfriends. 473 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:29,980 - Hah, I'm 474 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,248 It's impossible, Dunc. 475 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,651 I keep my eyes on acting prizes. 476 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,019 - Yes, you're sure don't want to miss anything 477 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,988 from the lunchtime meat your adverts 478 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,925 - Well, hey, Dusty Hoffman, one of our generation 479 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,560 best actor - [Dunc] Wait, wait. 480 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,061 Dusty? 481 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,697 I think the name is Dustin, Dustin Hoffman. 482 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,032 - Well, my friends and colleagues. 483 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,934 - Where do you not. 484 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,336 - Well, it turns out, When he is set, 485 00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:53,571 with set, I mean 486 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:57,508 - Let me guess it Means when he is set. 487 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,944 - Yeah, well, It turns out Dusty he allowed 488 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,446 cast and crew call him by that name 489 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:05,349 I mean, I, my acting coach I said that, actually. 490 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,786 - Well, you know, I'm sure, Mitch, that, Dustin, 491 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:11,722 Dusty Hoffman, sorry, no scratching and fighting 492 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,958 at mature age age 50, Mitch. 493 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,961 - Uh, I'm actually 49, Dunc, remember? 494 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,896 - Mm, I keep forgetting. 495 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:22,466 - Yeah, I didn't turn 50 for another 11 days. 496 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:25,236 - So when was the last time When you were lying down, Mitch? 497 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:26,937 - What? 498 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,873 - Let me repeat the word question, your honor 499 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:32,209 When was the last time did you print some pussy? 500 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,944 - Well, I don't know, Dunc. 501 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,447 Let me go home and check out my sexual immoral journal - That's what I thought, Mitch. 502 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:39,350 See, what about us? go around, 503 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:47,925 and try and meet some women? 504 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,760 - What, and throw eggs into them? 505 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,228 506 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,098 - No, Mitch, that's not what I have in mind. 507 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,066 Um, I just thought, night is still young, 508 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,103 maybe we can, uh, find a party and uh, 509 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,806 celebrating our beautiful reunion 510 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,174 - Uh, I don't know, Dunc. 511 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,408 I will take you to the old coffee shop 512 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,944 ours, and maybe the wind is going down for the night 513 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,279 Because you remember, I got a big audition 514 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:10,448 at nine o'clock tomorrow morning 515 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,183 - Calm down, Mitch, you won't miss you 516 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,285 all important dog food auditions. 517 00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:16,153 - dog food auditions? 518 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,488 I told you, I audition for his role 519 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,190 from the police, remember? 520 00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:20,591 - Good. 521 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:23,494 What if we go? some chick chicks? 522 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,496 - Dog birds are some women? 523 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,898 What are you, Buddy Holly 524 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,368 There are very subtle ones, but very different differences 525 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:35,806 in Meisner versus Strasberg School Acting Method. 526 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,212 So, I wonder, 527 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:43,113 Are you shampooing, foam and rinse? 528 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:47,384 Or are you shampoo, foam, and rinse and repeat? 529 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,162 So, really? karaoke, or karookie? 530 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,598 (laughter) 531 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,072 So how can it be? breakfast food industry 532 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,140 can't say, "So, when you shop 533 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,909 "for breakfast cereals, three months salary 534 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,211 " a good place to start. "? 535 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,916 So, I've heard a bunch of geese, 536 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,218 That one expression is a little strange 537 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,320 But, crow murder? 538 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:27,458 Now, anyone who finds it, they just play with us 539 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,261 - [Dunc] Everything will come Go back to me, Mitch. 540 00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:32,096 A touch of your victory with women 541 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:33,330 - [Mitch ] Come on, Dunc. 542 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,698 We're great just when 543 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,901 Go back, right? 544 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:43,407 Look, here's one of us Favorite old haunts 545 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,109 Remember this place, Dunc? 546 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:46,577 Let's take a few from the famous world 547 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:50,214 Our cinnamon coffee used to be very loving. 548 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,752 Hm, I'm wrong, Dunc. 549 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,086 - [Dunc] about what? 550 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,755 - It is possible to get a good parking lot in real life like in a cinema. 551 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,257 This is a good sign. 552 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,092 Come on. 553 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,093 Oh hey, wait. 554 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:06,664 - What is that, Mitch? 555 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:08,265 Why don't we enter? 556 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,767 - Do you know what? 557 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:10,968 Come on for a long time personal greetings 558 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,269 we did in high school. 559 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,605 - What? 560 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:15,539 - Remember, we went like that, 561 00:26:15,541 --> 00:26:16,707 Come on. 562 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,675 (slapping) 563 00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,079 564 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,380 What, oh, what is that? 565 00:26:23,382 --> 00:26:24,782 That's not what we do. 566 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,083 You must really enter it, 567 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,752 You have to really dig. - [Dunc] Eh, no, no, no, no. 568 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,588 Impossible, Mitch, I don't do that, okay 569 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,323 It was like 30 years ago. 570 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,624 Forget it. 571 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,092 - Let's do for a long time? 572 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:35,993 - Not an opportunity, Mitch. 573 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,329 Come on, let's go into 574 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:46,604 - So how do you feel? to go back in the past 575 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:48,138 more place, Dunc? 576 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,239 - I don't know 577 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:50,841 It feels like I'm in a coffee shop. 578 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,744 - Ah, we have a lot of emotions the wounds on us are inevitable march toward adulthood, Dunc. 579 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,279 Here, maybe on this table 580 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,681 - Whatever. 581 00:26:57,683 --> 00:26:59,149 Your mind, that place looks slightly changed, 582 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:02,353 I mean decorations and whatnot. 583 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:04,254 - OK, what can I ask you? - Oh, how are you doing? What, my good woman? 584 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,956 Uh, uh, uh. 585 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:08,258 Um, um, tonight you have a great honor serving us 586 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,560 on this occasion. 587 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,668 Our first meeting in almost 30 years. 588 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,969 We both take part in in some of you 589 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,271 590 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:23,273 591 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:27,478 world-famous cinnamon coffee, my good madam 592 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,346 - What are you talking about? 593 00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:31,281 - Well, cinnamon Coffee of course. 594 00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:34,151 This is your home specialty. 595 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,120 - Why are there people who want cinnamon in their coffee, 596 00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:38,689 I mean, who did that again? 597 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,627 - Okay, I'll take two cinnamon coffees, 598 00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:47,831 and you can put cinnamon between your knees 599 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,502 You see, my friend and , who am I here, may I, 600 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,337 I assert, no see each other almost 601 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:56,974 30 years, well, we use for often you are comfortable 602 00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,209 a little establishment, back in our tender, formative 603 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,578 years, and we used to find sweet success in 604 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:05,482 your restorative grinding blessed cinnamon coffee 605 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,885 - [Waiter] Once again, there are no cinnamon coffee there Do you go, or stay? 606 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,687 - We have two coffees. 607 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,021 However you are serving them usually will be fine 608 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,823 Thank you. 609 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:13,791 What's with Succor's discovery, or whatever? 610 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:19,730 Nobody understands that. 611 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,565 And please stop telling people 612 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,434 we haven't seen each other in 30 years. 613 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,869 614 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:28,338 They will think we just got out of jail 615 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,306 Jesus. 616 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,277 This place has really changed, Dunc. 617 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:37,081 I mean, I don't remember serving such personnel. 618 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,515 I mean, do you see everything? the tattoo is crowded 619 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,084 the whole face? 620 00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:43,420 - If you mean his face, Mitch, yes, I pay attention. 621 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,456 Get with time, will you, for Christ's sake! 622 00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:48,058 All young people do it now. 623 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,960 - Oh, tattoo, hey, don't get me wrong, 624 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,528 I really understand that. 625 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,697 I mean, one on the shoulder here said, "Rosie", 626 00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:56,200 Maybe a little heart Here I say, "I like mom." 627 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,868 Hey, really understand that. 628 00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,303 But he looks like some people type of headhunter's 629 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,438 directly out of forest in Kalimantan, Dunc. 630 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,040 I'm surprised he doesn't just throw us 631 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,408 in a pot of boiling water and try 632 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,076 to make soup from us 633 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,312 - I have to tell you, Mitch, I have identified a lot 634 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,447 more with these young people. 635 00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:11,715 - Come on, Dunc. 636 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,984 - No, I'm serious. 637 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,385 You know what it is like hanging around 638 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,720 with people of our age? 639 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:20,724 Constant grousing and sniping about disease? 640 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,626 I mean, that one has a kind of tumor, 641 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:25,596 and this one intestine is blocked? 642 00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,798 I flat out refuse to spend my precious leftovers 643 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:32,002 years worried about My prostate state, Mitch. 644 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,905 - Come on, Dunc, I mean, you can't change who you are 645 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:37,574 You think like this get along with the young, 646 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:39,443 You will somehow like absorbing all their fresh 647 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,912 vibration and pain, like through a kind of osmosis, 648 00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,313 or something? 649 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:44,782 - I don't know what that means, Mitch. 650 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:49,319 What I know is that I feel really live with a young woman 651 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,089 My last girlfriend is 19 652 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:55,359 - Let's go with shock and crap anger, 653 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,693 Will you? 654 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,095 If you have to take a dog from an animal shelter, 655 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,364 Would you like to take a new, shiny puppy 656 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:03,500 657 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,202 or some old mutts that can barely grumble 658 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:08,438 the tail? 659 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,209 - Hey, the old dog has lots of characters, Dunc. 660 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:13,777 - Not to mention yellow teeth, bad breath, fleas. 661 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:17,614 - here it is both ordinary coffee, 662 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,283 - Oh, oh, and, madam? 663 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,485 Just to tell you, both my friend here or me 664 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,387 ever serving any time in any extortion 665 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,355 facilities or institutions. 666 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,224 Just so you know. 667 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,866 (Mitch sighs) 668 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:36,934 I feel bad 669 00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:40,070 - What about, Mitch? 670 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,573 - I mean, why are they? stop their policy 671 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:46,243 from serving cinnamon coffee, even though it's clear, it's like that. 672 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,579 - Forget your fucking cinnamon coffee for a moment, 673 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:50,214 Will you? 674 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,582 God, everything starts to get back to me, 675 00:30:51,584 --> 00:30:55,719 You whine and complain, without stopping, as I remember 676 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,591 - I mean, cinnamon That coffee makes this I mean, who will tamper with it the formula for success? 677 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:04,328 I mean, okay, like For example, say, 678 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,496 I am a CEO like, Hersheys, and I'm talking 679 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:10,334 My boss's meeting room shareholders, and I say, 680 00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:12,903 "Hey, thank you for coming. 681 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,504 " We made half a billion dollars in our Hershey 682 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:16,506 "Almond Bars last year. 683 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,507 " Oh, but this is an idea. 684 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,675 "From now on, let's delete all almonds, 685 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,444 686 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,578 "from our chocolate." 687 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,680 That doesn't work, Dunc. 688 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,616 - Listen, forget about your beloved sweet wood for a moment, right? 689 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:27,417 Try some of this. 690 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:29,386 Yes, are you Toulouse-Lautrec? 691 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:32,623 - Who? 692 00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,924 Is this yours? unclear references, Mitch? 693 00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,259 - Uh, Toulouse-Lautrec, 694 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,094 famous artist in Paris? 695 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,695 Uh, it's rather small tall, 696 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,931 specialize in painting Paris belly. 697 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,533 Hung comes out at Moulin Rouge. 698 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,602 - Sorry I asked, Mitch. 699 00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,237 This, this will happen put some much needed 700 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,573 hair on your ball 701 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,774 702 00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:51,775 - Oh. 703 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,645 Great. 704 00:31:54,647 --> 00:31:55,646 Great. 705 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:01,218 - Cheers. 706 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,185 - Oh. 707 00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:07,758 - this is for cinnamon death 708 00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:12,162 (coughing and sputtering) 709 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:13,630 - Dunc, I don't know whether to drink it, 710 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,199 or the power of my lawn mower with that. 711 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:18,635 - I arrived here in time to make a man 712 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,637 from you yet, Mitch. 713 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:24,441 - Wait, so, anyways, what happened to you and Cindy? 714 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,910 I mean, you have like love for centuries, 715 00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:30,113 I mean, like Romeo and Juliet, Napoleon and Josephine, 716 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:34,084 eh, Liz and Dick, well, Maybe not the last couple, 717 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,520 because they are divorced too often, 718 00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,788 I will give it 719 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,756 - You know, if it's already the ball is even to be 720 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:43,527 in a relationship, you don't need to ask that 721 00:32:43,529 --> 00:32:45,262 - Yeah, but I mean, I just sleep much better 722 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,964 on my bed at night know Duncan is that nice 723 00:32:46,966 --> 00:32:49,299 and Cindy just came out in the shared universe, 724 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,134 firm as a rock. 725 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,770 - Stone that sinks towards sea floor, you mean 726 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:56,840 - How bad is that? has, Dunc? 727 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,610 - Okay, Mitch. 728 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:03,613 Do you want to know what finally ended our marriage? 729 00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,016 It's not melodramatic events like infidelity, 730 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,018 or some cliché 'betrayal. 731 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,453 You know what it is 732 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:12,155 That is damn kitchen blender 733 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:13,690 - What? 734 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,225 - Yeah. 735 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:16,493 I'm serious. 736 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,328 fucking kitchen blender 737 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,530 Every morning at five a.m., Cindy will wake up 738 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:22,833 and make some healthy something or other, 739 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,569 in the loudest blender in the world. 740 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:27,804 This is bad Puree the setting on it 741 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,740 Sounds like a hundred cats strangled 742 00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:31,575 at the same time. 743 00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:34,211 I just damn it can't take it again 744 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:37,180 Listen to it the rest of my life? 745 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,383 The screw is noisy, Mitch. 746 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,818 - So, let me straight this. 747 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,220 You are the first person in history to submit 748 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:48,158 for divorce on the grounds of damaged kitchen appliances 749 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,861 - Look, Mitch, I know that Pain sees your role model 750 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:54,398 accident and burning, but you will overcome it. 751 00:33:57,935 --> 00:34:00,170 Do you know what that is? likes to surround yourself 752 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,305 with young women, Mitch? 753 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:06,843 It's like swimming in source of youth. 754 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:10,447 Do you know what is young? Women smell like, Mitch? 755 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,616 - I pray you don't Will tell me, Dunc. 756 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:13,950 - Chewing gum. 757 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,754 Bubble gum, and vanilla, Mitch. 758 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,858 Do you know what woman our age smells like? 759 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:23,727 Decaying medicine cabinet. 760 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,796 - Okay, I will give this much, 761 00:34:25,798 --> 00:34:28,198 Older women go a little heavy on perfume, 762 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,599 that's true. 763 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,701 - I am currently looking at the twins, Mitch. 764 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:33,603 They both just turned 20 years old. 765 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,773 You might have a toothbrush older than that, Dunc. 766 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:37,707 - Who cares? 767 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,476 They practically adore me. 768 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:40,944 A few days ago, Hey Jude, by the Beatles came 769 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,579 on the radio, and I say to one of the twins 770 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:46,983 I wrote the song, he I thought I was a creative genius. 771 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,955 - Hey, I don't believe me Hear this, Dunc, I mean, 772 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:54,624 beyond blatant musical plagiarism, 773 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,393 I mean, I hate say this, Dunc, 774 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,895 I think you will go through a very severe man 775 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,397 middle-aged crisis. 776 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:03,333 (energetic music) 777 00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:22,486 - So Mitch. 778 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:25,021 This acts, how do you fall again? 779 00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:26,857 - Well, there's a big request for my actor 780 00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:28,992 certain demographics, Dunc. 781 00:35:28,994 --> 00:35:31,128 - You mean old dudes. 782 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,699 - I mean, actors like myself, which radiates certain 783 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,834 experienced attitude 784 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:40,170 As it turns out, we're in. Big request, Dunc. 785 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,806 - I guess because if someone fails 786 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,941 according to your age, they either give up acting, 787 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,877 or suicide 788 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,080 Sorry, continue. 789 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,384 - Well, I once took an acting class for a number of years now. 790 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,719 Uh, Style Method, Maybe you've heard it? 791 00:35:55,721 --> 00:36:00,190 Well, the Method Style, uh, it basically involves 792 00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:02,859 actors who utilize a series of sensory exercises. 793 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:06,196 You know, it's possible actors, in this case, myself, 794 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:09,499 uh, to be involved in a more honest level _ 795 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,802 796 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:16,806 - Okay, so, if the character is, say, a loser, 797 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,408 You can draw inspiration from all that 798 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:20,744 washed your auditions. 799 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,713 - Well, I think one can, uh, magic 800 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,515 up certain certain incidents to improve 801 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,385 a whole scene verisimilitude. 802 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,023 And then there is British acting style. 803 00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,758 Based on 'rich theater history, 804 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,360 Stepping on the board, we call it. 805 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:39,663 - Whatever, look, this is all the same with me - if you don't mind I say so, Dunc, 806 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,932 that's where you are show your ignorance 807 00:36:41,934 --> 00:36:43,900 808 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,002 And to enlighten you, between the two is very 809 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:48,572 a different school from acting, let me show you 810 00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:50,173 examples of what happened during shooting 811 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:53,877 from a small film that I like to call Marathon Man. 812 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,445 - Never heard of it. 813 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:56,379 - What? 814 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,014 With great Dusty Hoffman, 815 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,550 and the icon Sir Larry Olivier? 816 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:02,519 - True, Dust and Larry 817 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:05,188 Sounds like a paralyzed morning radio program 818 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,856 - There is this climax the scene where Dusty's 819 00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:10,026 final character Facing Sir Larry's crime 820 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:13,263 evil dentist, in the dark city of New York 821 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,031 sewer system 822 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:18,201 Apparently, Dusty, the The actor method, must be done 823 00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:20,403 a full ton of because he can't find it 824 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,073 The emotional core, finally, 825 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,942 Sir Larry, almost 80 years years and freezing 826 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:29,212 in the ditch, and hailng from English style 827 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:32,249 theater, finally turn and see Dusty, 828 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:36,019 and say, "Dusty, why? don't try acting?" 829 00:37:37,321 --> 00:37:39,055 Can you believe that story? 830 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,924 - You know, one thing hasn't changed, Mitch. 831 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:44,461 You still have active ones your imagination 832 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,663 - I remember my new wise words 833 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,665 acting coach, Dunc. 834 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,967 Or is it my last acting coach? 835 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,069 Uh, maybe has become my last, 836 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:55,739 survive, no, yeah, my first acting coach, 837 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:59,909 uh, perish in a mysterious airbag event, 838 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:01,845 and let me see, my second, strangely, 839 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:03,947 hit by lightning during an outdoor production 840 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,315 from The Tempest 841 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,783 Fancy it. 842 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,318 - sounds like works with you, Mitch, 843 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,453 is a malicious dangerous job. 844 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,022 - Hey, his acting the world is not a place 845 00:38:12,024 --> 00:38:13,923 for diffident, Dunc. 846 00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:15,158 - And that's another thing. 847 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,926 Use words like that. 848 00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,295 - What, hard? 849 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:19,529 That means shame. 850 00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,031 - Well, why can't You just say shame, 851 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:22,766 for God's sake 852 00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:24,000 Jesus. 853 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,703 Who knows what I mean? 854 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,171 You always do that, you always try 855 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:29,806 to impress people with it's ridiculously 856 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,641 your big words 857 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,209 Hi, I'm Mitch, and I've never been laid down, 858 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:36,646 but I've memorized every page damn dictionary 859 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,048 You know, ever since the airport, 860 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,050 You have done that. 861 00:38:40,052 --> 00:38:42,519 Bimbang, versimilla, whatever. 862 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,220 - Verisimilitude 863 00:38:44,955 --> 00:38:46,156 - What? 864 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:47,891 - That means truth. 865 00:38:49,727 --> 00:38:51,995 - Everything will come Go back to me, Mitch. 866 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,631 - Why have I never been bothered to contact you 867 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,599 for the past 30 years. 868 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:02,339 ( rhythmic music with heavy beat) 869 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:10,146 - Well, I go to the men's room 870 00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,314 Hopefully they haven't been rid of it 871 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,117 for the past 30 years too. 872 00:39:17,588 --> 00:39:20,290 (somber music) 873 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:44,514 Yes, the man his room is still there 874 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:46,082 Your thoughts, don't look like someone's 875 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,719 mopping there since JFK's murder. 876 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,221 Hey, I don't know you wear glasses, Dunc. 877 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,124 They make you look rather open, 878 00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:58,061 like someone's favorite uncle or something 879 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,466 For what? 880 00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,868 Eh, allergies? 881 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:07,137 I hope there isn't anything wrong with you, Dunc. 882 00:40:07,139 --> 00:40:08,171 - What is this? 883 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,574 Little maid Daddy, Mitch. 884 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,443 With this blue pill, we have the ability 885 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,212 to defeat God in his own game. 886 00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:19,949 why doesn't God want to be old people who have sex, Dunc? 887 00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:21,751 That's why he found scrapbooking 888 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,119 - Typical of you, Mitch. 889 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,789 Always afraid of anything new. 890 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:28,858 - Are you, what are you doing? 891 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,228 Why did you swallow it? that is what I mean, 892 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,596 You know we go home 893 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,131 when we leave here, no, Dunc? 894 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,633 I mean, I understand important auditions 895 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,101 tomorrow, I mean, I've already talked about it 896 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,803 all night long. 897 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:42,238 - Whoever writes Go Gentle into Good Night is never 898 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,376 experiencing excitement a Full four hours, Mitch. 899 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,145 What? 900 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,480 - I don't know 901 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,116 I, I feel like you will turn into a few 902 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:56,119 types of crazy sex werewolves or the like 903 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,189 - The medicine isn't Work quickly, Mitch. 904 00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:01,591 And besides that, you are not my type. 905 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:02,559 Trust me. 906 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,462 - Ah. 907 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:07,664 - Hey, let me help With that, Mitch. 908 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:09,632 - No no no no no no. 909 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,936 Hey, you don't pull a coin in my town, Dunc. 910 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:14,037 I understand. 911 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,039 - Good thank you. 912 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,173 I will give you tonight. 913 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,508 - What do you mean later? 914 00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,143 I mean, when we pack it here, 915 00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:21,711 we will return home right? 916 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,146 - Right 917 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,482 - Okay, okay, let's make it like a pair of 918 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:28,551 from polyester skintight pants and split, Dunc. 919 00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:29,652 - very good 920 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,358 - Sorry about the absence of from uh, cinnamon in it 921 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:36,759 Coffee, Dunc. 922 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:41,197 I will wake up just cold sweat 923 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,533 mention of cinnamon 924 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:46,035 - Ah, I don't know, but all These things disappear 925 00:41:46,037 --> 00:41:47,670 First, like me don't know, it really can 926 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,372 a man's disappointment, You know what I mean? 927 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,407 - You only find out , right? 928 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:52,542 - Yeah, oh 929 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:54,844 Oh, do you know what? 930 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,145 Hey wait. 931 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:59,315 Ah, if you can help run my rank with me, 932 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,751 You know, for me big tomorrow's audition 933 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,486 It will be amazing if you can do that 934 00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:05,188 - Here on the road? 935 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,257 - Hey, I know that sounds crazy, but 936 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:12,161 - I really appreciate that, Dunc. 937 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:15,098 - I don't think so, Mitch. 938 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:19,102 - I mean, I mean, I play police right? 939 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:21,070 So it's here in Means walking, I mean, 940 00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,239 that will only help me prepare my role, right? 941 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:26,442 I mean, listen, I mean, Right now, I can practically 942 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:30,213 kissing danger it permeates nocturnal city, 943 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,414 as we talked about. 944 00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:37,353 - I don't think so, Mitch. 945 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:39,522 (clunks and squeaks) 946 00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:42,425 - I really appreciate that, Dunc. 947 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:45,128 - Good. 948 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:46,229 - Yes! 949 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,230 Awesome 950 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,102 Here, get the script here. 951 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:00,543 You play the role of Romulus. 952 00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,711 - Romulus? 953 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,780 What kind of name is that? 954 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,381 - No problem what name is it 955 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:06,649 Listen, everything you need Know that you are hiding 956 00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:08,751 in the public telephone booth, is tied to the gills 957 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,254 with explosives, and I am strong, hardened 958 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:14,223 detective who's assigned try to make you give up. 959 00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,893 - Right, Romulus, I understand, Mitch. 960 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:19,128 Okay, let's finish this. 961 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:20,063 - good 962 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:21,564 (Mitch clears his throat) 963 00:43:21,566 --> 00:43:22,532 Muah. 964 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,267 Muah. 965 00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:25,501 Muah. 966 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:27,904 - What are you doing? 967 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:28,871 - Ah. 968 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:33,276 It's my acting exercise, Dunc. 969 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,478 Every actor does this. 970 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,315 - You look like a chicken - Muah. 971 00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:41,718 Alright alright. 972 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:44,554 Blutarsky name, Detective Blutarsky, 973 00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:48,291 from headquarters Division, and, uh, 974 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,194 listen buddy, only hand over all the explosives 975 00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:53,763 and everyone comes out From here live, mate. 976 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:57,200 - Okay, okay, two things Mitch. 977 00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:59,469 978 00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:01,537 Well, first you say Headquarters Division, 979 00:44:01,539 --> 00:44:04,007 it should be City Center Division. 980 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:06,843 Second, it's not everyone get out of here alive, 981 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:09,679 Everyone comes out from here in one piece. 982 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:11,014 - Aw. 983 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:12,482 - [Dunc] Don't sweat the , Mitch, let's go 984 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:13,816 - No, no, no, no, no. 985 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,552 I will nail This sucker, Dunc. 986 00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:21,724 - Why do I have to believe the police who died like you? 987 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:24,560 - You can't afford to not trust me 988 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:25,862 - Wait, Mitch. 989 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:28,197 So, can he do it? believe it or not 990 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,400 I mean, this is very confusing, that way is written 991 00:44:30,402 --> 00:44:32,635 - Oh, come on, Dunc, You took me out of me 992 00:44:32,637 --> 00:44:34,303 the actor's sacred zone. 993 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:37,540 - Well, there are also many people who aren't there - Come on, let's do it once again, Dunc, 994 00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:40,376 I promise, only one more time, please 995 00:44:40,378 --> 00:44:43,379 And, uh, if not My mind says that, 996 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:45,815 maybe you can inspire your character 997 00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:47,383 with a little more emotion? 998 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,819 I kind of feel like I brought the scene 999 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:51,154 for both of us, Dunc. 1000 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:53,923 (thud) 1001 00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:55,825 (machine hum) 1002 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:58,594 1003 00:45:13,744 --> 00:45:17,113 I mean, what's wrong with all of these lame Hollywood movies, 1004 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:20,516 all these old protagonists, and their bucket list. 1005 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:23,286 I mean, talk about click screenwriting 1006 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:26,389 I mean, they have these people like climbing Machu Picchu, 1007 00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:29,292 and jump out of airplanes, skydiving. 1008 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,794 If something is broken the truth for these films, 1009 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:33,629 about their bucket list, 1010 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:35,198 number one thing these people want 1011 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,933 What can be done is actually does not cause pain 1012 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:38,534 defecation. 1013 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:41,070 Or, maybe even for this one time eat a steak dinner 1014 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,639 without having to use a straw. 1015 00:45:50,781 --> 00:45:52,448 You know, Dunc, this is not as if I don't want 1016 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:54,650 to establish relationships. 1017 00:45:57,321 --> 00:46:00,490 I mean, I'm just a human, after all - Mitch, turn right 1018 00:46:02,326 --> 00:46:04,160 - What? 1019 00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,495 No, no, me, my place Just like this. 1020 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:06,496 - No, no, I say, 1021 00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:07,630 take right in Turn off next. 1022 00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:09,398 - Dunc, I know where I am The place is right. 1023 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,567 Wait, how are you going Are you crazy? 1024 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:13,803 (squealing tires) 1025 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,338 Oh, Dunc. 1026 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,606 Look, I thought so tried like hijacking 1027 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:18,674 My car to Cuba 1028 00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:20,510 1029 00:46:20,512 --> 00:46:22,812 Hey, of all the likes the way I want to die, 1030 00:46:22,814 --> 00:46:24,947 a fiery car accident won't even rank 1031 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,916 in the top ten, trust me 1032 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:29,485 - Keep going straight On this road, Mitch. 1033 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,854 - What is so important about this road? 1034 00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:35,458 - [Dunc] Just drag it up here 1035 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:37,460 - Come on, Dunc, I Have a great audition 1036 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:40,596 tomorrow at nine a.m. sharp, remember? 1037 00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:43,299 You've been yammering endlessly about that 1038 00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:44,834 since the airport 1039 00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:46,936 - Hey, this audition is very important to me, Dunc. 1040 00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:48,337 You know that. 1041 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:51,374 - Just drag it here 1042 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:54,043 - What is so important to me? have to enter here? 1043 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:58,381 - Well, this is more exciting than cinnamon coffee. 1044 00:46:58,383 --> 00:46:59,549 - It looks like apartment building 1045 00:46:59,551 --> 00:47:01,384 from Rosemary's Baby. 1046 00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:05,154 - [Dunc] Va voom, Mitch. 1047 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,024 (motor rumbles) 1048 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,663 (barking dogs and roaring sirens) 1049 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:15,865 (clunk) 1050 00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:19,836 (thud) 1051 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,572 (meowing cat) 1052 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,643 - Ah, I don't know, Dunc. 1053 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:28,911 There is something better a minimum of three tires 1054 00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:31,247 in the car when we return. 1055 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,015 Come on, Dunc, let's just make it like a pair of 1056 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,819 skintight pants and just tear butt! 1057 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:39,088 - don't you use already? 1058 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,923 - Well, actually I'm skintight trous, 1059 00:47:40,925 --> 00:47:42,225 no problem 1060 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:43,359 Let's just leave from here, please 1061 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:44,660 (tone) 1062 00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:45,862 (foreign women voice on speaker) 1063 00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:47,230 - [Voiceover] Sh, sh, sh. 1064 00:47:47,232 --> 00:47:48,497 Yes? 1065 00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:50,066 - Vaya con dios? 1066 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:54,170 - What, you all a arrived Antonio Banderas? 1067 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,072 (bel) 1068 00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:57,073 - Bingo 1069 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:09,452 (tense music) 1070 00:48:30,140 --> 00:48:32,708 Mitch, I believe this is one of them. 1071 00:48:32,710 --> 00:48:34,477 Will you do us honor to knock 1072 00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:35,711 - What, I tap? 1073 00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:36,646 I don't want to knock. 1074 00:48:36,648 --> 00:48:37,713 You knock 1075 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:40,816 You will knock. 1076 00:48:40,818 --> 00:48:42,251 Hey, there will be Nothing knocks 1077 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,654 emits from me, Dunc, trust me 1078 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:49,725 - I thought you were really Lost your mind, Mitch. 1079 00:48:49,727 --> 00:48:51,460 - Whoah, whoah, whoah, wait, wait 1080 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:52,595 Wait a minute - What's wrong, Mitch? 1081 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:54,630 - Listen, let's just go. 1082 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:56,232 I beg you, Dunc, I have that audition 1083 00:48:56,234 --> 00:48:58,334 really early morning tomorrow morning - Damn, no more. 1084 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,436 - Hey, if I'm not at least two and a half hours 1085 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,171 Sleep before a big audition, I'm fussy, Dunc. 1086 00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:04,173 1087 00:49:04,175 --> 00:49:06,842 1088 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:10,613 - Believe me, Mitch, the universe is going as it should. 1089 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:11,948 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1090 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:12,848 Wait. 1091 00:49:12,850 --> 00:49:14,417 - You killed me, Mitch. 1092 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:16,018 - I know I heard that last night, 1093 00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:19,021 vaya con dios, at the airport. 1094 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,557 - Vaya con dios. 1095 00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:24,827 - And I know this sounds crazy, but 1096 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:27,496 I was asked for fellatio by Dr. Strange Love 1097 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,065 1098 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,668 twin brother, Dunc. 1099 00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:33,970 - You know, Mitch, you're right. 1100 00:49:33,972 --> 00:49:35,638 - What, do you believe me? 1101 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,873 Huh, thank you, Dunc. 1102 00:49:38,775 --> 00:49:39,742 - No, you sound crazy. 1103 00:49:40,711 --> 00:49:41,711 Come on. 1104 00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:43,713 Now that I think about it, 1105 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:45,548 There are lots of strange things 1106 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,350 incident at the airport tonight 1107 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:48,451 (buzzing) 1108 00:49:48,453 --> 00:49:51,487 (daughter says, "venereal disease") 1109 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:54,390 (dramatic music) 1110 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,493 I feel like this all sort of cosmic 1111 00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,362 warning sign, Dunc. 1112 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:00,730 We can't enter there. 1113 00:50:00,732 --> 00:50:03,065 Let's make it like some big 1114 00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:06,369 breasted women on a trampoline and mental. 1115 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:07,870 - Ah, kid 1116 00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:09,171 - I don't know, I'm just feeling the way it is 1117 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,072 on the other side of that door, Dunc, 1118 00:50:10,074 --> 00:50:12,208 will be good A, bad. 1119 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:13,509 B, problem 1120 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:16,012 C, causes one or more of our personal parts to finally leak 1121 00:50:16,014 --> 00:50:17,413 or D, all of the above. 1122 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:19,548 - What should I do to get your through that door, Mitch? 1123 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,920 - What do you mean? 1124 00:50:24,922 --> 00:50:26,989 - You name it, I will do anything We haven't seen each other, in what? 1125 00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:29,425 30 years, right? 1126 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:30,760 Come on, I really need you My husband, Mitch. 1127 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:32,395 - Aw. 1128 00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:36,665 You will do anything 1129 00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:37,900 - Anything, I promise - Okay, I understand 1130 00:50:39,069 --> 00:50:40,569 Ah, I still don't feel Good about this, Dunc. 1131 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,571 1132 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:45,875 1133 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:53,849 1134 00:50:53,851 --> 00:50:55,851 - Believe me, Mitch, you are bad need what is on the other side 1135 00:50:55,853 --> 00:50:59,055 this side of the door more than anyone 1136 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,691 (knock) 1137 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,493 - [Voiceover] Yes. 1138 00:51:07,864 --> 00:51:09,899 (squeak) 1139 00:51:14,104 --> 00:51:16,739 (clunk) 1140 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:19,742 since my audition failed musical 1141 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:21,777 last production Tango in Paris. 1142 00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:22,578 - [Dunc] Shh. 1143 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:23,879 What? 1144 00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:24,814 They really will do that 1145 00:51:24,816 --> 00:51:26,282 - [Mitch] Yeah, you bet, Dunc. 1146 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,650 I tried to choir. 1147 00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:29,385 They have this large showing music number 1148 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:30,686 about butter 1149 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,097 - Bienvenidos, welcome 1150 00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,834 - Good night, minority 1151 00:51:44,836 --> 00:51:46,035 - Majority? 1152 00:51:47,003 --> 00:51:48,404 You must think you handle a full room 1153 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:50,773 (foreign words), senor. 1154 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:54,810 Believe me, no Virgin here, Senor. 1155 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,447 - Oh, we won't dream insult beautiful women 1156 00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,849 Are we 1157 00:51:59,851 --> 00:52:02,785 But my old friend is gone and I am here a humble need 1158 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:06,622 from some of your spicy, Latin company for the night 1159 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:07,990 - Do you know what? 1160 00:52:07,992 --> 00:52:10,426 I just remembered, I'm pretty sure I went 1161 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,828 a teapot, Dunc. 1162 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:14,697 - Don't mind my friend, he's not used to 1163 00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:18,300 to see so much Beauty in one room. 1164 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:22,037 - Maybe your flat is somewhere, mister. 1165 00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:23,772 - Uh, I think Expressions are flattery 1166 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:25,674 will not take you anywhere 1167 00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:29,044 - One time, woman. 1168 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:31,814 What is this? You do, Mitch? 1169 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:34,216 - What, I mean, this is Obviously English 1170 00:52:34,218 --> 00:52:36,719 not their main language, Dunc. 1171 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:38,787 I, I just corrected their idiom, that's all 1172 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:41,891 - Well, stop with fucking Berlitz lessons, right? 1173 00:52:41,893 --> 00:52:45,027 You don't go to sabotage this 1174 00:52:46,796 --> 00:52:47,763 I'm sorry. 1175 00:52:48,798 --> 00:52:50,065 - Well, I can say, 1176 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:53,035 relax, you just arrived. 1177 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:54,503 Don't waste our charity. 1178 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,805 That's all, uh, good, 1179 00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:58,507 as you say here 1180 00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,909 Do you want to see the menu? 1181 00:52:59,911 --> 00:53:01,944 (snap) 1182 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:06,382 - Oh, oh, no thanks, Sunday night, 1183 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,984 they only wreak havoc with my digestive tract. 1184 00:53:08,986 --> 00:53:10,886 - I will be happy. 1185 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:33,943 Okay, I will have Bay from Combo Massage Pigs, 1186 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:36,679 preferably with red hair, and my friend here 1187 00:53:36,681 --> 00:53:40,883 will have Nude Reverse Simón Bolívar 1188 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:41,884 - What? 1189 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:54,797 - Don't worry, we take care about your shy friends 1190 00:53:54,799 --> 00:53:56,932 Meanwhile, you will find it everything is waiting for you, 1191 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,300 there. 1192 00:53:58,302 --> 00:53:59,368 - thank you 1193 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,903 I mean, gracias. 1194 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:05,140 Mitch, many are chosen, 1195 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,277 but few are called 1196 00:54:09,279 --> 00:54:12,848 - I don't even know What that means, Dunc. 1197 00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,791 - Please sit down, Senor Mitch, right? 1198 00:54:23,793 --> 00:54:25,160 - I can't believe I really told me 1199 00:54:25,162 --> 00:54:27,563 - Por siding, Senor Mitch, pulling a stump 1200 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:29,298 as they say. 1201 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,100 - Um, what do you know? 1202 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,937 I think that, uh, and I appreciate all yours 1203 00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:36,939 hospitality, eh, 1204 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:40,109 mucho gracias, but, uh, I think, uh, actually I'm 1205 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:41,343 will stand up 1206 00:54:41,345 --> 00:54:42,645 You know, I'm good. 1207 00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:44,346 - You don't look good 1208 00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:45,948 - Uh. 1209 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,017 (thud) 1210 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,688 Um. 1211 00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:53,689 Hm. 1212 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:05,134 You know, I've heard Goldfinger, but I think 1213 00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:07,970 You have a hand hole here. 1214 00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:09,672 - Yes. 1215 00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:14,643 - You know, yes, I really love what you have 1216 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:18,347 This is a kind of Martha Stewart meeting Che Guevara 1217 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:20,349 Home Design School. 1218 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:28,657 What do you know Marxism, Senor Mitch? 1219 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,626 - Well besides that a 1220 00:55:30,628 --> 00:55:32,895 based political system in the collective mass, established on the basis of 1221 00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:35,230 the principle of egalitarianism, and its collapse 1222 00:55:35,232 --> 00:55:37,499 from capitalistic free market country, 1223 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,335 not much, I guess 1224 00:55:43,573 --> 00:55:44,907 - Do you know what that is? damn communist pigs 1225 00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,409 who stole our country? 1226 00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:50,846 We have the best golf courses around the world, 1227 00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,815 and they let dogs and farmers fucking squatting 1228 00:55:52,817 --> 00:55:56,018 Then end up urinating and throwing our whole beauty 1229 00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,553 putting green vegetables 1230 00:55:59,055 --> 00:56:01,857 - Well, hey, you have to admit, some of that personal golf 1231 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,360 membership is an expensive boy. 1232 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,995 - But it's not reciprocal, Senor Mitch. 1233 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:09,865 Someday, we the country will be returned 1234 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,433 for 'true glory. 1235 00:56:11,435 --> 00:56:13,202 The gutless red devil will be driven back 1236 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,170 there, and we beloved Generalissimo 1237 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,272 will rule us once more. 1238 00:56:18,241 --> 00:56:21,076 (great music) 1239 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,062 That day will come, Senor Mitch, when do we want 1240 00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:42,798 once again becomes (foreign words), 1241 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,135 the best country in the world. 1242 00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:49,104 - Wow, I mean, the best country in the world? 1243 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,739 That's quite a bold statement. 1244 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:52,441 I mean, take the example even a tiny country 1245 00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:53,976 like Belgium 1246 00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:56,211 I mean, uh, they are practically cornered international beer market 1247 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:57,980 And don't forget them amazing chocolate production 1248 00:56:57,982 --> 00:57:01,116 1249 00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:03,986 We haven't even arrived at Waffle topics yet. 1250 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:07,055 I always have a hard time time evenly distributing 1251 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:10,559 butter penetrates all pastel divots. 1252 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:11,660 - Try this. 1253 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,330 We call it Mala Leche. 1254 00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:23,005 (speaking in a foreign language) 1255 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:26,742 - Um, no thanks, I generally don't take part 1256 00:57:26,744 --> 00:57:29,344 of each fermented reptile drinks after six o'clock in the afternoon. 1257 00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:30,345 Sorry. 1258 00:57:35,752 --> 00:57:37,453 - For our beloved Generalissimo. 1259 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,454 Salut 1260 00:57:42,492 --> 00:57:44,426 - Well, I want it very much continue this interesting 1261 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:46,161 chin swaying, but all interesting aspects 1262 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:48,697 from your culture, But, what do you know? 1263 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:50,499 I thought I would just take my friend there, 1264 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:53,202 and I thought I would do it like mosey came out of here 1265 00:57:53,204 --> 00:57:54,636 Yes, very good. 1266 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,839 (clunk) 1267 00:57:58,174 --> 00:58:00,442 - And Lady Grizelda is the most feared member 1268 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:03,178 from Generalissimo's secret police. 1269 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:05,881 They used to call him the Nutcracker 1270 00:58:05,883 --> 00:58:08,217 The legs have been destroyed _ revolutionary hope 1271 00:58:08,219 --> 00:58:11,353 garbage like so many damn walnuts 1272 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:13,889 Will you, want to hear me? 1273 00:58:14,891 --> 00:58:16,558 Senor Mitch? 1274 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,393 You are a man in this country, 1275 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:20,896 where we come from us men are (foreign words) 1276 00:58:20,898 --> 00:58:22,998 with chickens like stallions. 1277 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,200 Unlike you, always tries to be all sensitive, 1278 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:28,070 with your little bit penis like hummingbirds 1279 00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:30,806 If our people like the way a woman looks, 1280 00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:32,474 they will make love to him there on the road 1281 00:58:32,476 --> 00:58:34,076 like wild animals 1282 00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:35,377 - Well, at least that beats the whole night 1283 00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:37,079 speed dating 1284 00:58:37,081 --> 00:58:40,182 (speaking in a foreign language) 1285 00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:41,116 - Sarcasm 1286 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:45,888 (speaking in a foreign language) 1287 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,590 - Now, Senor Sarcasm, looks like you 1288 00:58:48,592 --> 00:58:52,160 and your friends will be ours guests for some time yet. 1289 00:58:52,162 --> 00:58:54,162 - Well, what, I can't live here 1290 00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:55,430 I have the most important appointment in the morning 1291 00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:56,965 - Have you ever heard sequestro mini? 1292 00:58:57,934 --> 00:59:01,370 That means kidnapping itty bitty. 1293 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:04,540 Well, at least until we clean all your ATM accounts. 1294 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:07,276 Thank you Generalissimo you before for you 1295 00:59:07,278 --> 00:59:10,112 generous donations. 1296 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,347 - Wait, what, I have no money 1297 00:59:12,349 --> 00:59:13,916 I mean, I mean, I mean, a few days ago 1298 00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:16,351 I have to put my pet 1299 00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:17,686 because I can't even pay a veterinarian bill 1300 00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:21,590 - We call him LaMuta, the mute. 1301 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,193 Because of the red one mother's coward 1302 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:27,229 1303 00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:29,197 cut his tongue 1304 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:33,235 Chimmy, show Mr. Mitch what they did to you 1305 00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:39,808 - Well, it's okay, I'm not. 1306 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,381 (speak english) 1307 00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:47,282 What is the jacket 1308 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:48,383 No, not the jacket. 1309 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:49,251 Okay, hey, hey, what. 1310 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,452 Oh come on. 1311 00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:53,355 I need that. 1312 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:00,395 - What is that? 1313 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:01,296 (speaking in a foreign language) 1314 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:02,564 (foreign words) 1315 01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:04,132 Egg? 1316 01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:06,301 - Oh, I forgot that there from before. 1317 01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:07,235 What are you doing? 1318 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,437 Ah, come on. 1319 01:00:12,342 --> 01:00:14,776 (jingling) 1320 01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:19,314 - What is this? 1321 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,683 - Uh, that's mine headshot actor 1322 01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:23,785 Please be careful with that. 1323 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:27,923 - So, you like playing acting to make a living, right? 1324 01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,625 Like Peter Pan, right? 1325 01:00:32,195 --> 01:00:36,632 Do you think women want it? fuck Peter Pan, Senor Mitch? 1326 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,768 Here, tell us something interesting 1327 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:41,003 about your actions. 1328 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:43,438 Por supports, Senor Mitch. 1329 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,209 - Um, something interesting about my acting 1330 01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:51,813 Well, actually, for the best describes both 1331 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:54,650 Different acting styles, um, 1332 01:00:55,685 --> 01:00:57,619 maybe I know you are a little story 1333 01:00:57,621 --> 01:01:00,389 about what happened small film sets, 1334 01:01:00,391 --> 01:01:02,324 I like to call, Marathon Man. 1335 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:05,193 So, you have Dusty Hoffman, who comes from 1336 01:01:05,505 --> 01:01:07,696 acting style method, 1337 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:11,500 and he did this scene with Sir Larry Olivier, 1338 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:13,802 coming from more traditional English style 1339 01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:15,203 act. 1340 01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:18,173 And uh, he, he can't find the core of his emotions, 1341 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:21,743 and, and, so, he, uh, turned to Dusty, and 1342 01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:28,950 and say to him, he said, "Dust, why not? 1343 01:01:30,253 --> 01:01:31,586 " try acting? " 1344 01:01:33,156 --> 01:01:36,258 Um, act, for Dust, he said that. 1345 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:45,500 - So, Senor Mitch, this your inheritance 1346 01:01:45,502 --> 01:01:48,870 All this is childish play, and endless. 1347 01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:53,742 (speaking a foreign language) 1348 01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:56,511 - I believe the word you are looking for is 1349 01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:57,846 whining. 1350 01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:58,814 - Si. 1351 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:04,086 All of this endless whining this is your weak legacy 1352 01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:05,087 No? 1353 01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:09,458 - We are here to remember 1354 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,827 we were eliminated, Mitch, 1355 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:15,530 who tried the best, but, 1356 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:19,267 Unfortunately, the best is far from good enough. 1357 01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:20,902 Hiding behind the last refuge 1358 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:23,605 insignificant sarcasm, 1359 01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:27,709 Mitch is very small ability as an actor, 1360 01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:29,411 only matches by the tiny 1361 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:31,580 and genitalia are rarely used. 1362 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:36,084 A nightmare, lost of anything that is eternal 1363 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,652 human relations, 1364 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:41,456 not to mention a euthanizer pet bird. 1365 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:44,259 Mitch's legacy is unfortunately doomed 1366 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:46,762 to be remembered by anyone. 1367 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:51,700 (percussion sound) 1368 01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:11,219 (hiss) 1369 01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:20,996 (mystical music) 1370 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:28,703 (alarm sound) 1371 01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:47,856 - Mm, mm, mm, mm. 1372 01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:51,626 Oh, God, oh thank you, oh. 1373 01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:52,828 Thank you, gracias 1374 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:53,662 Gracias. 1375 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:54,996 Ah, ah, ah. 1376 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:58,533 I am an actor, actoral, I, I have, is great 1377 01:03:58,535 --> 01:03:59,835 audition, no, 1378 01:04:00,469 --> 01:04:02,704 I have to go, big audition. 1379 01:04:02,706 --> 01:04:04,406 Ah, come on, Mitch. 1380 01:04:04,408 --> 01:04:05,707 Look, I sound like Tarzan. 1381 01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:08,510 Uh, uh, Marlon Brando, uh, 1382 01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:10,478 Robert De Niro. 1383 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,180 Come on, Mitch, no, no, no. 1384 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,583 Come on, who did it? young people like 1385 01:04:14,585 --> 01:04:16,518 Ah, ah, Seth Rogen. 1386 01:04:17,753 --> 01:04:18,687 Seth Rogen. 1387 01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:20,088 (imitating Seth Rogan chuckles) 1388 01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:22,057 Seth Rogen, yes, yes, yes. 1389 01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:22,858 Please. 1390 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,859 Oh yeah. 1391 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,628 Ah, ah, ah. 1392 01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:30,799 Thank you, ah, ah, ah. 1393 01:04:42,845 --> 01:04:45,380 (rustling) 1394 01:04:56,592 --> 01:04:57,592 Oh 1395 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,030 (swish) 1396 01:05:02,032 --> 01:05:03,131 Dunc, Dunc. 1397 01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:05,367 We have to go. 1398 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:06,635 Dunc. 1399 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,904 - What happened? Do you want to, Mitch? 1400 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,639 - We, we must go, like, I think you are taking us 1401 01:05:10,101 --> 01:05:12,774 to several paramilitaries Hooters or the like. 1402 01:06:17,776 --> 01:05:13,775 We have to go. 1403 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:20,715 Jesus, it's Anaconda hooch kicking like a donkey. 1404 01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:22,784 Go from here 1405 01:05:23,819 --> 01:05:28,323 (music shake with strong percussion) 1406 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:30,525 (fall) 1407 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,095 - Dunc. 1408 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:36,264 We don't know you. 1409 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,366 (thud) 1410 01:05:47,510 --> 01:05:50,679 (dramatic music) 1411 01:05:52,515 --> 01:05:54,883 (shriveled) 1412 01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:09,664 (frenzied music) 1413 01:06:28,617 --> 01:06:31,486 (birds singing) 1414 01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:39,527 Where is my car? 1415 01:06:39,529 --> 01:06:40,862 - Someone better hurry if he 1416 01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:43,064 will make the audition. 1417 01:06:43,066 --> 01:06:44,632 - What? 1418 01:06:44,634 --> 01:06:45,667 How do you know about that? 1419 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:49,871 - Please, sir, it's time is the essence 1420 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:58,446 (thud) 1421 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:04,586 (motor humming) 1422 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,922 (soft and slow music) 1423 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:31,046 (calming guitar) 1424 01:07:41,090 --> 01:07:42,757 (clunk) 1425 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:45,460 I believe we have arrived, sir. 1426 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:48,930 Oh, and hey. 1427 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:50,965 Don't forget, um, 1428 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:55,070 foot rest, as they say 1429 01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,814 (clunk) 1430 01:08:07,783 --> 01:08:09,017 - Ah. 1431 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:19,794 My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky. 1432 01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:22,897 - [Voiceover] who are you 1433 01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:26,067 - My name is Blutarsky, Detective Blutarsky, 1434 01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:27,902 from the Downtown Division. 1435 01:08:27,904 --> 01:08:28,636 - [Voiceover] No. 1436 01:09:03,638 --> 01:08:29,838 Who are you? 1437 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:35,276 - what, my name is Mitch, uh, I'm an actor, 1438 01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:37,846 I play that role from Detective Blutarsky 1439 01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:39,614 Do you ask me the character I am playing, 1440 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,483 Detective Blutarsky, or whatever it is You ask for the name of my actor, 1441 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,853 Mitch, I mean, what is it? You ask me, I mean. 1442 01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:48,423 - [Voiceover] Who are you? - Detective Blutarsky 1443 01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:50,525 That's what I play. 1444 01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:51,693 - [Voiceover] I say, who are you 1445 01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:54,963 - Oh my God. 1446 01:08:55,931 --> 01:08:56,898 I don't know 1447 01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:00,635 (clunk) 1448 01:09:02,338 --> 01:09:04,539 - what I have to do to get you 1449 01:09:08,944 --> 01:09:10,645 - What do you mean? 1450 01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,916 1451 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,354 - You name it, I will do whatever you want 1452 01:09:20,891 --> 01:09:21,890 30 years? 1453 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:26,127 But I really need you This with me, Mitch. 1454 01:09:26,909 --> 01:09:27,328 - good 1455 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:28,830 You will do anything 1456 01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:29,731 - just mention 1457 01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:30,999 I promise. 1458 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,170 - Okay, I understand 1459 01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:37,739 - good 1460 01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:39,140 What is that? 1461 01:09:39,142 --> 01:09:41,576 (heavy guitar music) 1462 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:43,811 Ah, no, Mitch, that's not it. 1463 01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:44,846 - What? 1464 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,981 You promise, Dunc. 1465 01:09:46,983 --> 01:09:50,251 (energetic rock music) 1466 01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:09,003 ♪ Another day 1467 01:10:09,005 --> 01:10:13,575 ♪ You are bumming on dole 1468 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:17,979 ♪ Every Christmas is a lump of coal lumps 1469 01:10:20,349 --> 01:10:22,850 ♪ I hope my potheads 1470 01:10:22,852 --> 01:10:26,754 ♪ Will draw Ray Pauley 1471 01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:29,924 ♪ Maybe we will start a riot 1472 01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,894 ♪ Get off on the trolley 1473 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,963 ♪ Because we are young, 1474 01:10:34,965 --> 01:10:38,132 ♪ English, and dirty 1475 01:10:40,269 --> 01:10:44,072 ♪ Young, English and dirty 1476 01:10:46,208 --> 01:10:49,811 ♪ Ah, come on, buddy 1477 01:10:49,813 --> 01:10:52,614 (lively music) 1478 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:31,913 - Generalissimo is will kill me 1479 01:12:31,915 --> 01:12:35,550 (speaking in a foreign language) 1480 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:37,352 Ah, come on, please 1481 01:12:38,987 --> 01:12:41,656 Just come, I'm very sorry, 1482 01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:45,793 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com